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Family › Re: Age Difference Between Hubby & I | Ashamed Of My Age?? | Hubby's Occupation | I by SeaTrade(m): 8:35am On May 31, 2021

shashaperry:
You have This striking resemblance with Nelo Okeke

I swear,the girl fine well well.
I wish say I saw her before her husband ,I for just rush marry am.
She has this physique and face I like and her voice so soft and filled with femininity.
Life sha.

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SeaTrade(m): 6:44pm On May 30, 2021

pocohantas:
Abeg, belle dey pain me. I no wan laugh.

No be laughing matter ooo angry

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SeaTrade(m): 6:30pm On May 30, 2021

This is a public service announcement.
If you dey go cinema abeg ,there is one useless movie called QUICKSAND.
Abeg save your money,na the worst!!!! Thing I don ever watch,spits!!!! angry

3k just go like that,had to leave just 30mins into it and that 30mins sef was real torture!
I just manage stay that long because there was this pretty girl seated next to me and she appeared to be enjoying the movie,just dey ask me from time to time say "what did he/she say?"
I just lost it when I looked down and saw she was wearing all these sneakers with shouty gold patches on it,got turned off and left.
Why will you dress like that at that age?Are you mad?
Pocohantas you need to start a fashion school,teach some of these girls class abeg!
Had to resort to coldstone sef to get entertained, that one sef no follow.
Rude attendant just want make me to show craze,but God pass am.How I was able to keep my cool still amazed me till now,
I guess I am getting older.

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Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by SeaTrade(m): 1:26pm On May 29, 2021

rationalmind:
Smart guy.

Knows lazyyouth will not have 50m idling in any account so he will never have to show us his 1B

no mind the weyrey, thinking say na children dey here.

Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by SeaTrade(m): 1:09pm On May 29, 2021

XiaoLi:
Go and sit down boy. You think wearing white canvass to a wedding to find free girls to knack is an achievement, become responsible first then i will have your time. I will not quote you again!

Everybody know say I be playboy,but e no mean say I dey irresponsible.
You on the other hand dey lie say you get 1B.
Na always for nairaland una dey get money,but if you go round now with a promising deal worth N10m,
Them go dey look for whose kidney to sell to raise money grin

Noise everywhere,see em mouth like 1B,broke idiot.
The only people weh get money for this country na traders,the rest of una contractors,car dealers(the worst),analyst and whatever na owu go kill una.
Your papa.

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Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by SeaTrade(m): 10:47am On May 29, 2021

XiaoLi:
Mofo i am not Brainbox, for what reason would i hide from a low life 1diot like you, fyi i am balling harder and will feed your next genaration, i put this as a challenge to you..show me tashere 50M in your account and i will show you 20 times of it, dont give excuses...show it!

N50m×20 times=N1B.
Oga go find somewhere sitdown,you no get money,stop talking like a fantasizing child.
More reason to think you are that brainbox guy with this your childish display of stupidity.
I know say e no concern me,na the figures you dey quote anyhow make me bring you back from daydreaming.

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SeaTrade(m): 10:06pm On May 28, 2021

LotaTee:
E fit be age true true(you up to 70?) or you stopped for a long period.

Stopped for a long time.
Nah,I'm young though but not too young .
Well,let's just say I skipped a lot of homely lessons to chase my dreams,
Then after having those dreams you find out that no lesson is minimal grin

The system is broken if you ask me...

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SeaTrade(m): 8:30pm On May 28, 2021

LotaTee:
I don't think you had any to start with, no offence.

Lol I use to be a champion in frying eggs ooo.
I made eggs for even my older brothers when i still dey family house,
To turn the egg sef i don't even use spoon or fork,i just fling the fying pan up and turn it.
But skills don dey go with age and na so so scrambled eggs I dey end up with angry

Business › Re: How Do I Recover My Money From A Debtor ? by SeaTrade(m): 8:27pm On May 28, 2021

eyinola:
my client issue me a a cheque but was rejected cos money no dey him account, he issue me abt 6 cheques for ordinary 120K 30k, 30K, 20k 20k20k and it's been over a 2 months that the cheque were returned, I don call call tire I will call u tomorrow am expecting money from local government, its been from one story to another..I am getting frustrated and i really don't know how to fight this battle

Deposit the cheque,make e bounce then report to EFCC.
Make them put the weyrey in prison(issuing dud cheques is a prisonable offence).Unless of course you can't do that for customer relationship issues.
The only reason I have not done that yet is because of time constraints.
Too many commitments from different angles at the same time.

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Business › Re: How Do I Recover My Money From A Debtor ? by SeaTrade(m): 7:41pm On May 28, 2021*

Africans are something else when it comes to credit,reason I don't blame banks for denying their punk ass loans.
As me and you dey talk so,my money dey inside one client belle like this.
It's always one story or the other for hot selling goods weh I give the idiot 3 months ago.
Where my goods?E no dey.
Where my money?come today,tomorrow,nextweek,saturday...its endless.
All these because I no get time to chase am as distance separate us.
My own different because I hold the fool e cheques so when I ready ,body go tell am.
Than to do business on credit ehn,better don't sell!

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Autos › Re: Fastest Fingers> 5 Months Used 2010 Mercedes Benz C300 by SeaTrade(m): 8:09pm On May 27, 2021

Lol @ 5months used.
See as the interior old like wetin I no know cheesy

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SeaTrade(m): 6:57pm On May 27, 2021*

Anytime I dey try to fry eggs,the thing no dey come out whole again.
Always turning to scramble eggs angry

I don't know if it is that I am losing my skills abi my mamador oil has gone bad,damn!

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Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by SeaTrade(m): 4:23pm On May 27, 2021

Lazyyouth4u:
Xiao Li, be a man and stop hiding to insult me. So you came back to Naija to drive Uber? Haha. No wonder you dey always fear when you hear audio .

That sun wey dey beat you while waiting for rides don dey affect your small brain. No wonder riders no dey tip you. Your stinking attitude shows in the way you write. Illiterate!

This your looking down on people's hustles is one thing that always tells me how much of a nobody you are.
There are people who have made a living/fortune from uber.
There are mechanics who made a lot of money from the trade.
There are tradesmen/women who became billionaires from trading(I have a very personal example).
There are truck drivers you cannot even stand their successes in a million years.
Etc...
No real man who has been out there and made a name for himself and is succesful looks down on hustles because he himself knows how he/she started and what's in it.
Sounding like the regular kindergarten kid who thinks success comes only when one is seated behind a desk in an air conditioned room,
What a novice!

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SeaTrade(m): 7:21pm On May 26, 2021

Breakfast today grin

Been craving this since,but jevenik say them no dey selĺ fried fish,give me beef instead angry

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SeaTrade(m): 8:14am On May 26, 2021

BossJamal:
This one is always smoking. I am sure u dey last 30secs on top woman

I no dey touch woman,I be monk. grin

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SeaTrade(m): 6:01pm On May 24, 2021

Twoclans:
Yes this is better,also try to remove the female legs in the first picture next time.

lol why?

Could be a boy's legs though,
How would you know?

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SeaTrade(m): 4:20pm On May 24, 2021

KanuSE:
@bolded, Buhari is shocked!

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SeaTrade(m): 4:15pm On May 24, 2021

KanuSE:
Similar comments I get from ppl around. You na man you know your stuff.

Have been in the trade for so long,I live for(my livelihood) and on(I drink a lot) alcohol except beer and gin.
Even though I just can't resist a free offer of budweiser and some tight,slippery womanliness to compliment it(also serve as an aphrodisiac from personal experience).
After all reds go together wink

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Bolt Driver Or Bank Teller by SeaTrade(m): 4:10pm On May 24, 2021

COdeGenesis:
Doing well can be a factor of time and opportunities. From your advise I can actually to some extent predict the way you reason. Let me just drop soemthing here for you to reflect on. Being in a bank environment as a teller working from 8am- 5pm will afford you an environment where you see people you can look up to and take a cue from. However, it doesn't give you time and finances to get certifications compared to running a Bolt business where you are in charge of your time and finances. If you have a list of certifications you want to get, the job gives you that flexibility to do that.

Believe what you want,I no want talk much.

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SeaTrade(m): 4:05pm On May 24, 2021

KanuSE:
Nigga, biko can you highlight the difference between normal Hennessy and the vsop?

Hennessy VSOP is smoother than the VS.
It is tastier than the VS because it has more blends of its main ingredient(eau de vie) in it than the VS ,so that wood flavour and presence is heavier in the VSOP thsn the V.S
The youngest of the cognac's main ingredient(eau de vie) is 4 years in the VSOP while that in the VS is 2 years.
VSOP is more expensive than the VS.
Their bottlings are different,with the VSOP having a shorter bottle than the VS.
In essence,if you don't like heavy presence of taste in your cognac and just want smoothness and highness ,don't buy the VSOP.
It is for real connoisseurs and not for status symbol as a lot of people who are doing it for showoff might end up not liking it.
Hope I helped?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Bolt Driver Or Bank Teller by SeaTrade(m): 3:50pm On May 24, 2021

UyaiIncomparabl:
You don't know anything. I had caught a whiff about your ignorance sometime ago, but I shoved it off. That doubt I caught is glaringly staring at me as a truth. You know absolutely nothing. Typed like a typical Upper Iweka truck pusher boy.

Akwa Ibom aunty dey find igbo boy attention as usual.
I'm sorry ,mama warned us too well about rolling with ndi mmong,so I no go send you even if you like send me your nudes.
But I go Bleep sha if you give me pussy because I hear say na una waist sweet pass for naija..
You don see where chukwudi marry Ekkaete before?
No be to dey call am after hours when everybody don sleep to lash? grin

Mumu.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Bolt Driver Or Bank Teller by SeaTrade(m): 3:42pm On May 24, 2021

COdeGenesis:
What growth does bank job guarantee you? What is your definition of growth? You can do all the certifications , start up your business doing bolt. You do not have a growth mindset at all. I pity your cliques.

Learn to direct your pity appropriately.
Some people you might be "pitying" and their clique might just be doing better than you.
Just a word of advise .

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Bolt Driver Or Bank Teller by SeaTrade(m): 1:31pm On May 24, 2021

You'll be a fool to pick bolt job.
70k a week and so what? undecided

Have you checked growth potential?
Bolt has no growth!
70k/week might look so huge to you now but it won't be so in say 3-5yrs,so what happens then?
Go for bank work my friend,have you thought of deals you will be making in a bank asides salary plus the connections you will get?
Omo use your head and go for long term and not short term.
70/week indeed,
Abobi use your sense ooo.

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SeaTrade(m): 10:47am On May 24, 2021

mariahAngel:
You try sha...but try to dey comot cigarettes where your food dey

I'll try ma.
Hope this is better?

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SeaTrade(m): 9:20am On May 24, 2021

E don tey sha,
Learning how to make noodles

Hope I try? grin

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Autos › Re: Distress Sales!! Sweet Deal(truck). 2.950m by SeaTrade(m): 9:07am On May 23, 2021

Chummynoni:
yeah sir You can talk to me on whatsapp. Lets strike a deal.

Nice stuff,
Will hit you up shortly,
On transit at the moment.

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