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Business / Re: CBN Bars MFBs, Opay, Moniepoint From Registering New Customers - Gazette by seborrhic: 10:35pm On Apr 29
Dozis:

Nigeria was using her external reserve to support the exchange, that is what Tinubu said he stopped when he floated the naira.
During the time of GEJ, Nigeria was equally selling enough crude that we were seeing enough Petro dollars revenue. Go and check, Buhari has even collected advanced money for the crude we are yet to produce.
It's a simple math, you currency gains value when you have products that people are buying from you, they exchange their currency for yours, this adds value to your currency.
Clowns.
I am far from a Tinubu fan or believe in his competence but this argument guys like you sometimes come up with is laughable.
So when GEJ left,Nigeria crude exports declined?Gej tenure wherein ND militants were stealing crude like there was no tomorrow and ministers were siphoning part of our oil export earnings into their private pockets and foreign bank accounts?
GEJ tenure when people were travelling abroad to Dubai for every possible reason,even to buy Okrika shoes and bags to sell and people were travelling abroad for every manner of reasons,birthdays,get together,school child enrollment,graduation,parties etc.
Funny lots.
Business / Re: CBN Bars MFBs, Opay, Moniepoint From Registering New Customers - Gazette by seborrhic: 9:57pm On Apr 29
Dozis:
Chasing shadows.
Someone should tell Tinubu and Cardoso to leave Crypto a d it's traders alone.
You're not exporting anything and importing everything, yet you want the naira to magically appreciate.
What was Nigeria exporting during GEJ and Buhari's time that saw the Naira pick at ₦650 at the parallel market?
The converse question is:did Nigeria suddenly stop exporting when Tinubu came in,to make the ₦ depreciate so bad?
No matter how you look at it,an objective person will know that at least 25% of the Naira's depreciation has been caused by speculators and hoarders,not due to any sudden loss of export and increased imports because Nigeria was even importing more during GEJ’s and Buhari's tenures when ₦ still had some reasonable value.
My only grouse is that the CBN is not doing anything about politicians,goverment officials and even government agencies that mop up the dollar,hoarding it in order to make profit from it or just store till heaven knows when

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Business / Re: CBN Bars MFBs, Opay, Moniepoint From Registering New Customers - Gazette by seborrhic: 9:51pm On Apr 29
HITdemUP:
Anything to strengthen the Naira is welcome
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Crime / Re: All My Money Just Got WIPED OFF!!! by seborrhic: 9:49pm On Apr 29
Bazztadewu:
I swear his stories and lies are too dumb. I have never seen any atm being compromised in nigeria. Nigeria is not an isolated place. U cant just walk up to an atm and input a chip inside.when humans flock around dayband nite around banks,beggars,robbers,pock pockets,security,force men,soldiers,traders,etc.so which time will ubhave to input a chip,that no one will see u,when its not lockdown....abegi...thebguy is a thief....date and time are two different things.how can bank send u time as date....see where him do mistake ..i jus dey laff cause i knew he was a scam and na begging go end am.the idiot don run....ole
There is also the other part of the argument wherein some people,on many threads will always come out to categorically state that once you lose your ATM card,your money is almost good as being wiped off.
I have tried arguing on many such occasions that it isn't as straightforward as that,that having access to one's card does not translate automatically to your funds being wiped off,unless the person has access to your pin,one way or the other.
I have usually cited an example of once losing my ATM card on a Friday and didn't bother blocking the account or the card till the following Monday and nothing happened.
I am not saying there maynot be advanced systems of card compromise,but it's extremely difficult,contrary to impression some Nigerians are creating and many Nigerians have,that a lost or stolen ATM card is automatic account wipe off.
Sports / Re: NFF Appoints Finidi George As Super Eagles Head Coach by seborrhic: 5:13pm On Apr 29
This must be a joke or what?
A disgraced Samson Siasia would have even been preferable,at least he has experience
Crime / Re: All My Money Just Got WIPED OFF!!! by seborrhic: 5:01pm On Apr 29
Bazztadewu:
Your story are lies and it does not add up.nigeria does not have such technology. No one can withdraw your money without your card.yoy have no proof to back it up. The screenshot u sent to us are fake and doctored. You are a scam. This your format no work for here. Stupid thief. U Don cast yourself.i knew the end result would be begging . Lazy fool.dont go and work for money.dey wait for mugu here to pay u. There is no ATM machine that will ask u to scan your card,if it were only scanning,there won't be a need to go to the ATM stand or even a hole to put your card. You are a scammer and a big thief. No one will give u 1naira.no one will buy your cheap story.u think yoy are talking to fools here.stupid beggar and liar . U even bleeped up. Time of transaction according to your fake alert is showing date. How does date translate to time. U are a daft scammer.dunce

According to your lies. You dunce,when u get debited of an amount,you instantly see your balance immediately.youbare a scammer. When ubgot debited of 50k,from the so called fake amount,your balance is supposed to be ,81,326 naira. But rather your balance was now how much. You are a scam fake doctored alert to make it look like its real. I repeat you are a scam. Now minus the 81,136 .what will be your balance. The mumu nonget sense on scamming.thief
That's why I sometimes like coming to nairaland,someone will always pick out loopholes from a story.
His story sounded off from the start,then he tried filling in the loopholes as people responded,but ended up creating more holes.
In the fake screenshot he downloaded,in the second debit,his alleged culprit had already withdrawn 50k from an initial total balance of 131k,but from the second debit he was still able to withdraw 131k.
If the initial 50k debit was correct,another 131k debit couldn't have been allowed because the balance as at that second transaction would have been 81k,so it should have showed insufficient balance.
He is a learner in scamming or Photoshop.
He should learn more
Politics / Re: Why Rain Has Not Started Fully? by seborrhic: 4:24pm On Apr 29
BewareOf419:
Go and ask God
So it's God that creates rain,whenever he wants it to fall it would and whenever he doesn't he won't allow it?
So God gives excessive,destructive rainfall to some areas leading to loss of lives and property,displacement and suffering while he doesn't allow rain to fall at all in other areas,where there used to be regular rainfall,leading to inability to farm,hunger,famine,starvation leading to death of animals and humans?
Clown!
Politics / Re: What Is Fuel Situation In Your Locality? by seborrhic: 11:44am On Apr 29
PlasmaTV:

That guy is just an unrepentant fowl.
He is simply nauseating.
The wise thing to do when someone you support is openly and annoying failing,even in the basics,is to go mute,hoping the phase passes and good news will come some other day.
But he continues to defend the indefensible like he is mentally challenged.

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Agriculture / Re: High Cost Of Day Old Chicks. What Is The Cause? Any Solution? by seborrhic: 8:50pm On Apr 28
Badmashiii:

But tinubu mess up nigeria really bad.If he can make buhari look like a saint,then you should have an idea of the magnitude of the damage.

Immediately Buhari left power I crowned him the 'worst president Nigeria WILL EVER HAVE" because I didn't imagine in my wildest dreams that there would ever be a president worse than him as far as the name Nigeria is concerned.To me Buhari was a nightmare so I reasoned there can't be anything worse than a nightmare,right?
But Tinubu has made the disaster that was Buhari look like a class act!

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Politics / Re: Petrol Stations Shut Down In Kano As Fuel Scarcity Bites Harder by seborrhic: 8:35pm On Apr 28
We are also part of the problem
Every suffering they throw at Nigerians they take and move on.
How can a goverment change when people don't come out to show disapproval?
It can't happen!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by seborrhic: 3:17pm On Apr 28
All those rooting for Arsenal to win the league are jokers.
A team that struggled to score a single goal against a at best mid table form Porto in the champions league,then beaten by a below par Bayern,finding it again difficult to score.
But beating teams in the EPL with multiple goal margins.That is the deceptive team they want to win the EPL!
I trust City because they have played this book before,winning all their remaining matches and the EPL is theirs,even if Arsenal beat useless teams like Tottenham,Chelsea and utd 12-0 each
Politics / Re: Joy As LP Senator Ireti Secures Over 3000 NATCOM Jobs For Constituents by seborrhic: 10:56pm On Apr 27
How many people does the agency employ that she alone will secure 3000 slots?
More like 300.
Nigerian bloggers don't fail to disappoint with their Stu pid stories

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Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity Bites Harder In Sokoto, Black Marketers Sell Petrol ₦‎2,000/Litre by seborrhic: 10:43pm On Apr 27
I thought any revolution in Nigeria would start from and only become effective when it involves the North.
But this dispensation has shown that the aboki is as easily hoodwinked and silenced by little crumbs and intimidation.
₦2k per little and yet they have not trooped to the streets!

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Politics / Re: Aderemi Adeoye: My Firm Worth N20bn, Will Give Dangote A Run For His Money by seborrhic: 10:27pm On Apr 27
Of course the criminal doesn't even understand the implications of what he just said.
A police officer able to start a business with ₦56m,while even still in the police force!
All police personnel salary is known.So even without spending a dime of his salary,how did he come about ₦56m?
He even said it proudly showing he doesn't even have a damn clue the meaning and implications of what he said.
Real comedy this country is.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 27th April 2024 by seborrhic: 9:34pm On Apr 27
First time watching Noni Madueke up close and I must say that boy is a player.
Given the same opportunities and freedom to operate like Palmer,that guy would be a better player than Palmer.
He can dribble,he can hold the ball in tight spots and has an eye for goal.
Give Madueke a good coach,a champions league club he would be a star

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Science/Technology / Re: The Snake � I Killed In My Compound This Morning by seborrhic: 6:42pm On Apr 27
mysticwarrior:
That is a WEST AFRICAN GREEN MAMBA, it is highly venomous, they spend most of their times in tress but sometimes they come down to hunt prey.
Doubt green or any kind of mamba are indigenous to Nigeria.
Likely bush snake,harmless but scary all the same

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Politics / Re: How FG Borrowed Over N3.8trillion From CBN In 6 Months by seborrhic: 10:48am On Apr 27
ivandragon:


https://saharareporters.com/2024/04/27/how-tinubu-government-borrowed-over-n38trillion-nigerian-central-bank-six-months-report?utm_source=operamini&utm_medium=feednews&utm_campaign=operamini_feednews
I always try to distinguish Tinubu's incompetence from lies about the goverment arising from mischief or uneducative interpretation of data or information.
SR has never been known to have a stellar reputation on stories they publish,talkless of their analysis of data.
I can only believe this if the likes of PT or Punch publish it
Romance / Re: Anambra Billionaire Gifts Girlfriend N100million Naira As Birthday Gift - Pic by seborrhic: 7:43am On Apr 27
Quite obvious this mumu blogger (majority of whom are mumus and failed bloggers by the way)has never seen 1million in his/her life so won't know what a million looks like to then extrapolate when someone is given 100m

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Religion / Re: Cleric Sues Member For Asking Return Of Car Gift After Failed Prophecy by seborrhic: 7:19pm On Apr 26
atiku4President:
Did the cleric give Temitope the timeline when she would blow? Temitope should keep hope alive and stop disturbing the man of God.
That's another angle.
The temitope of a man too is a criminal because he practically invested in a Ponzi scheme,he invested estimated ₦4million and wanted to reap the rewards in just under 4months!
Which other kind of business gives you such fast returns if not stealing,underhand dealings,drugs,yahoo or Ponzi scheme.
He should have been told by the dpo to exercise patience,that it's only after at least 2 years without a change in his fortunes he should have confronted the pastor, assuming of course the pastor gave him not only a guarantee,but a timeline for its manifestation(only foolish pastors do that,the smart ones keep dribbling you till you get tired).

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Business / Re: Increased Demand For Dollar Causes Naira To Depreciate To 1,420/$ by seborrhic: 10:32am On Apr 26
Kaiser20:
Some Yoruba guys at the Bar yesterday said that they are Tired defending Tinubu online, he is just a propaganda president full of lies and brainless.
What has that got to do with the $ rise.
Whatsoever the government has to do to bring down this ₦ depreciation is welcome,even if the president is the devil.
People in Nigeria seem not to still grasp what the depreciation will do to the overall Nigerian economy and household,even despite having the dastardly experience early this year.
This one should go above party or individual affiliation.

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Politics / Re: Bello: Nwoke Friday Chijioke Criticizes EFCC Chairman, Olukoyede by seborrhic: 1:32pm On Apr 25
danladi02:


https://authorityngr.com/2024/04/25/former-vp-of-ecowas-court-berates-efcc-chairman-over-press-briefing-on-yahaya-bello/#:~:text=Professor%20Nwoke%20Friday%20Chijioke%2C%20the,former%20Governor%20of%20Kogi%20State.
Okponu.
In the US even before some accused are charged to court,prosecutors go in camera to lay down the charges and evidence they have.
This is someone that refused arrest,shielded by the governor and paid touts and is being called out by the EFCC chairman who went on to lay the extent he went to make this man honour EFCC summons.
In US,even the attorney general and president would have publicly commented and denounced what Bello and Idodo did.
Assuming it was during OBJ's time I am pretty sure Idodo would be running helter skelter looking for who to beg on his behalf to stop his almost certain impeachment by the state assembly.
But that error of a grossly,incompetent and monumentally corrupt Buffon,Buhari started this level of impunity by goverment officials and bigwigs and now it's now a comedy of impunity
Politics / Re: N3m Fraud: Gombe Judge Asks Convict To Pay N20 To Avoid 3-year-jail Term by seborrhic: 12:38pm On Apr 25
omooba969:


You should know by now that majority of those who post stuff on NL are empty heads. grin
Infact if there is a phrase worse than empty heads,that's what they are
Politics / Re: N3m Fraud: Gombe Judge Asks Convict To Pay N20 To Avoid 3-year-jail Term by seborrhic: 12:36pm On Apr 25
adenigga:


Source: https://pmnewsnigeria.com/N3m-fraud-Gombe-Judge-asks-convict-to-pay-N20-to-avoid-3-year-jail-term
Stu pid journalist.
In the report it was stated that the accused had fully refunded the sum of money.
So you want him to pay double?
Also,I am pretty sure that fine would be ₦20k and not ₦20.
Glorified bloggers with poor education masquerading as journalists up and down.
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Approves Takeoff Of Consumer Credit Scheme by seborrhic: 8:31pm On Apr 24
Dikegodspower:
Akuko mama Ngozi na ndi yard
You can hate or disagree with someone but that doesn't mean you should hate every policy of his or that every policy is bad.
Loans and credits are actually the bedrock of every economy.
Nigeria cannot grow and reach its potentials if you must make full payment for a car,house and even items like phones and household electronics and needs before you acquire them.
That is a stone aged way of growing an economy

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Crime / Re: She Was Duped Of N20,000 by seborrhic: 4:16pm On Apr 24
UTEWUOJO:


How many of them issue receipts these days? Since the beginning of this year, I haven't gotten a transaction receipt from any POS shop. They will tell you that the transaction is approved now that what else is the issue? Obviously they don't want to spend on paper again.
Ok,now I get.
Like some things in life,they may be getting away with it until you suffer a major loss arising from not printing out transaction.
From what you said it seems not printing out receipts is now the norm for all the street and shop POS agents
Politics / Re: "Yahaya Bello Paid His Child's School Fees With $720k From Government Account" by seborrhic: 6:41pm On Apr 23
Richtaiwo:
At an average conversion rate of N1200/$, that is a whooping N864 million for a child's school fees. Between this Yahaya Bello and Peter Obi, it's actually difficult to figure out who is more criminal than the other.
I don't think he meant the total alleged withdrawn dollars was used solely for the school fees
Health / Re: My Health Is Deteriorating Quickly.: Hepatitis And Possibly Appendicitis by seborrhic: 5:33pm On Apr 23
First,I can bet anything that laboratory result is made up or padded.
Why?I bet you have taken several drugs for malaria and typhoid before going for these tests,yet both results are still showing high levels of both.
You probably don't even malaria and typhoid at all.
Next thing they will diagnose subacute appendicitis.
Even if you have to do a scan,do it somewhere else,preferably a reputable centre.
Tests and investigations done in some laboratories have been turned to desperate money making ventures.You do malaria and typhoid 20 times in a month after treating each time after you do the tests ,in an average Nigerian lab and it will always show both,how is that possible!

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Crime / Re: She Was Duped Of N20,000 by seborrhic: 4:47pm On Apr 23
nifemi25:
It seems this is the new scam in town now... They almost scammed a POS agent closer to my house yesterday.... As the lady told us... She said they are 3 in number on the bike... The two at the back came down to meet the pos agent while the bike man was sitting on the bike... She said the guy wanted to withdraw 51000k including the 1k charges.. the pos agent press 5he 51k on the terminal while she handed the terminal to the guy to press his pin for 5he transaction to be finalized.... This guy just removed one of the four zeros the lady typed on the pos to make it 5100.... He then press the pin and the transaction was successful and writing on the screen.... Most of the machines like opay and monie point doesnt display the amount after successful transaction.... It will only write successful on the screen.... The lady just went straight to the transaction on his own opay app to check and that's when she found out it was 5100 and not 51000.... Immediately those guys knew what was going on... They couldn't wait to collect 5he card and the said cash.... They ran with the bike man
POS prints receipts,so how would this scam have been possible?
Also some terminals even have a voice note telling you how much has entered and gone out of your account, immediately a transaction is made.So again, how would this scam have been possible?

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Business / Re: CBN Sells Fresh Dollars To Bdcs At N1,021/$ by seborrhic: 4:12pm On Apr 23
Namaster:
Funny if true.

The idea that a Nigerian will be satisfied with ORDINARY #15 profit.
That is 150k for every $10k the CBN sells to them.If it's done 10times a month,that is ₦1.5m profit for doing nothing more than being given dollars and handing it over to anyone that needs it!

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Sports / Re: Breaking News: Emmanuel Amunike Has Been Appointed As The New Super Eagles Coac by seborrhic: 6:37pm On Apr 21
He is actually the most qualified and experienced local coach available.
So as a local coach selection,the NFF has chosen the best.
Hope he delivers on the job

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Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Through Fake Alert! by seborrhic: 1:32pm On Apr 21
Obainoman6:

You too.
You still have hands to type after you commented like a patient in a psychiatric ward?
You will continue this your stupidity till one day when it would be treated and your foolishness gets what it desreves,several broken fingers so you won't type rubbish again.

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Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Through Fake Alert! by seborrhic: 1:19pm On Apr 21
Appletek:


Take this fool to Alusi and see what will happen
Rubbish,nothing will happen.
The best way is the one the Whiteman gave you,technology and through basic investigation and police work where they work the way they should.
With the phone number the op dropped,it should ordinarily be easy for the police or bank to track then and recover that money,but no,you want to depend on one fake Alusi.
With Alusi being so powerful,why are there still thieves,armed robbers and murderers in your part of the world where Alusi reigns supreme
Where was Alusi when the Whiteman used just mirrors and combs to ship off thousands of slaves?
Alusi kor,nkita ni!

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