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Romance / Re: If Your Partner Calls You Another Name During A Discussion? by secreyor: 2:46pm On Jan 14, 2013 |
When she first called me dat name,i didn't really care,but after two months i came to knw who d bloody fvcker was...well,she's now with him,i just blame myself...nyway if i get a new one and she does dat i would query her but i would intensify my love 4 her. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Governor Yakowa Brother Dies In Kaduna by secreyor: 6:13pm On Jan 13, 2013 |
BIG IDIOT. |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Imo Traditional Ruler Converts To Islam by secreyor: 6:07pm On Jan 13, 2013 |
RUBBISH NEWS. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: What Is Your Take On The 2012 Fifpro World XI? by secreyor: 9:30pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
THERE IS DEFINITELY NOTIN WRONG WITH D ATTACK AND MIDFIELD...AS FOR THE DEFENCE,I CHOOSE A.COLE OVER D.ALVES,CHIELLINI OVER PIQUE,AND J.ALBA OVER MARCELO....RVP WAZ V.GOOD,BUT FALCAO WAZ BETTER LAST YEAR. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by secreyor: 8:41pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
I can't just help but feel sorry 4 messi/barca haters...u all will complain till you die 4 notin...watching messi play just makes me happy.i don't even care if they win or loose...MESSI HATERS,I SORRY 4 UNA! 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: MFM Church Arrests, Detains SaharaReporters' Publisher Sowore & Crew In Nigeria by secreyor: 11:46pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
I hate sahara reporters with passion,d one wey dem do u too small joor..useless being. |
Fashion / Re: How To Be A Naija Runs Girl by secreyor: 11:23pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
DAMN DAMN DAAMMMNN!!!..DON'T TELL ME I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE 1ST TOP 10 TO COMMENT...FVCK DIS FORUM!!..DAMN!! *spits on thread and hugs transformer* 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Is Dangote Really The Richest Nigerian??? by secreyor: 6:54pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
I guess i don't need to say anytin much since d question has already been answered...The richest Nigerians are thieves(politicians),who continue to hide,while dangote,folorunsho alakija,adenuga,otedola,ovia,ubah,pascal dozie,jimoh ibrahim and other recognised wealthy nigerians are mere men who are lucky to have these thieves as close frinds,though hardworking and beneficial to d nigerian economy.. 1 Like |
Programming / Re: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by secreyor: 1:45am On Jan 06, 2013 |
I'm an engineering student,i used to want to learn everything i could about programming,but after java and C++, I just branched to MATLAB..really tyt science and engineering tool..i guess MATLAB is all d programming tool i need in my field 4 now. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: MEN Are To Be Blamed For Female Gold Diggers by secreyor: 11:43pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
To me,a man flaunts all sorts of wealth to attract her ,she accepts.then he ask for s.ex,she accepts them the deal is already complete,everybody wins....case two,man flaunts gifts at woman.woman refuses.then man gets confused and keeps trying to impress,she still refuses to accept but exhibits high standards and values in character. Then man understands that the lady is cultured then her forgets about the 'i pay you,you f.uck me' business and love the woman for real...END. NOW U NOTICE DAT IN D 'PAY AS U F.UCK' BUSINESS,BOTH PARTIES ARE AT FAULT...IN D SECOND CASE THE MAN IS STILL AT FAULT..SO THE MAN ENDS UP BEING THE MAIN CAUSE....but then again,WHO WANTS A BROKE-AS.S NIGG.ER?..so 'a man must be made b4 he can get d girl/womanliness'...dat' all!!!..but he must not flaunt it to girls. |
Romance / Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by secreyor: 1:52am On Dec 30, 2012 |
God knows those secondary school days were really sweet..just iron ur uniform well,make a tyt hear cut and teach dem some f/maths,nxt thing u know ur fingers are up her skirts..seriously,girls were funny then,they just wanted to be wanked..when u get to uni,it gets harder,after uni,its all over cos at dis point,u ain't got no money,u ain't getting no punny...Damn!!,ain't dat a B.ITCH!! 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by secreyor: 1:34am On Dec 30, 2012 |
SpicyMimi:wtf?!...you actually expect a man to do ALL dat?!..young lady wat's ur problem?!! |
Romance / Re: Things A Guy Does If He Is In Love by secreyor: 9:41pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
nuges...1:....OK |
Romance / Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by secreyor: 9:22pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
yinkaGreen: I don't use any of dese lines....Some boys are learners..those boys dat still don't know d simple rule of 'GET MADE,THEN GET A GIRL'...u think i'm ready to go and waste my tym with my brokea.ss spewing useless lines to some chick dat dosn't care?...i stopped doing dat in sec. school when guys could get p.unny 4 free..in d real world,dat's just a waste of time. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What Do Your Parents Call Each Other? by secreyor: 2:29am On Dec 29, 2012 |
THEY CALL EACHOTHER 'OBIM' meaning 'MY HEART' in igbo. |
Romance / Re: Can You Wash Your Girlfriend's Panties ? Please Say The Truth !!! by secreyor: 8:54pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
I'm a man of pride...washing a girl's pant,regardless of hw much i luv her is not acceptable...if she's critically ill,i'll wash and iron her clothes,then buy her a dozen pants...under normal conditions,F.UCK UR FEELINGS!!,i can't touch ur clothes,let alone ur pants...Are u mad? |
Music/Radio / Re: Exclusive Photos From The 2012 Koko Concert by secreyor: 6:17pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
Thank u...i'm done seeing d pictures *goes back to listen to GHOST MODE* |
Music/Radio / Re: Download Phyno – Ghostmode Ft Olamide Igbo Vs Yoruba by secreyor: 6:13pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
O ga-eme ha vum na anya!...my new ring tone..dat song is tyt! |
Romance / Re: Do You Believe In "Friendship Before Relationship?" by secreyor: 8:36pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
Well i don't think there is still hope in my own case....we've been friends for over 4 years.IT SUCKS!!....I love her so much #sobs# |
Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Child Actress, Sharon Ezeamaka by secreyor: 3:18pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
She waz ma secondary school classmate,she's a nice gurl but some ppl tot she waz a snub...neva got to know her well till ss3..i wish her all d best of luck,she has always been a very good actress. |
Romance / Re: Why Are Men No Longer Pursuing Women? by secreyor: 8:38pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
Niggas are too busy,they just slow down 4 a while to get a lil shagging..then they move on....nyway,i'm not like dat oo..i neva even start to dey pursue woman,still busy planning to be a RICH,POWERFUL,RESPECTED man.after dat,just give me two months and i'm hooked up..i only pray i don't end up with a loud-mouthed,nagging woman. |
Travel / Re: Few Pictures From An Excursion To Ghana by secreyor: 8:03pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
My naija ppl and thier mouth...hehe. |
Culture / Re: What Tribe Do You Like Best And Why? by secreyor: 7:00pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
I'm igbo...i love 'educated' yoruba girls(very level-headed) and my igbo brothers(very united)...i'm sorry but most SE girls are annoying. |
Romance / Re: Who Has Been Single For Over A Year? by secreyor: 12:50am On Dec 21, 2012 |
Never been in a relationship,i used to think i wanted to,but right now i've got more important ish on ma mind...i'll surely find d right one at d right time. |
Romance / Re: Who Has Been Single For Over A Year? by secreyor: 12:39am On Dec 21, 2012 |
Chicolee: I've been single for 5 months. Though I've gat lots of friends with benefits. I just want to focus on my career for now. Naija guys too dey do 'I go marry u' just to get into ur pants. @least my friends with benefits know watz on the table. No lying, pretence or wat have you. Just good, healthy, safe, mindblowing sex... I'll take dt over an unhealthy rship anydayLord pls let dis kind of person not come ma way when i want to settle down!...anyway,i like ur style,no stress at all...for now. |
Romance / Re: Who Has Been Single For Over A Year? by secreyor: 12:28am On Dec 21, 2012 |
christ4mi:Are u sure u're okay?! |
Sports / Re: Yaya Toure Is African Footballer For 2012 : Glo CAF Awards 2012 by secreyor: 10:22pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Wtf! yaya toure? |
Sports / Re: Yaya Toure Is African Footballer For 2012 : Glo CAF Awards 2012 by secreyor: 9:03pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
@op,Drogba will win,tho african football's gettin' really boring nowadays...@d ghanians,no vex but arguing or trading insults with my brothers is a waste of time cos most Nigerians are rude by default,dey just like talking sometimes...trust me,u'll get tired. #runs out of thread# |
Education / Re: Your University/Alma Mater Slangs by secreyor: 5:26pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
From FUTO....OTO means GARRI.then O.O means DUNCE...JACK means READ...MBOMCHI,used 4 girls dat go to thier bf's lodge in d evening and don't come back till d next day... |
Education / Re: OAU Graduates 78 First Class Students by secreyor: 8:59am On Dec 20, 2012 |
Great news!...But i'm quit convinced dat SE unis are sadistic to a great extent cos my brother who left UNN was on a 1st class cgpa until final yr when dey realised dey where not gonna grad 6 first class students...dem just nack my bros one sharp D,he fell to 4.47 along with 3 others.Me i dey final yr 4 FUTO and God knows i've gone thru hell to have complete results,let alone maintain my 2.1.the school always find a way to Bleep u up...but there are still some BADT GUYS. |
Family / Re: In One Word Describe The Relationship With Your Dad by secreyor: 8:08am On Dec 20, 2012 |
BIGVAJINA: sexyOK...is it just me or is dis really weird?...as 4 my dad....financial. 1 Like |
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