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When she first called me dat name,i didn't really care,but after two months i came to knw who d bloody fvcker was...well,she's now with him,i just blame myself...nyway if i get a new one and she does dat i would query her but i would intensify my love 4 her.

BIG IDIOT.

RUBBISH NEWS.

THERE IS DEFINITELY NOTIN WRONG WITH D ATTACK AND MIDFIELD...AS FOR THE DEFENCE,I CHOOSE A.COLE OVER D.ALVES,CHIELLINI OVER PIQUE,AND J.ALBA OVER MARCELO....RVP WAZ V.GOOD,BUT FALCAO WAZ BETTER LAST YEAR.

I can't just help but feel sorry 4 messi/barca haters...u all will complain till you die 4 notin...watching messi play just makes me happy.i don't even care if they win or loose...MESSI HATERS,I SORRY 4 UNA!

I hate sahara reporters with passion,d one wey dem do u too small joor..useless being.

DAMN DAMN DAAMMMNN!!!..DON'T TELL ME I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE 1ST TOP 10 TO COMMENT...FVCK DIS FORUM!!..DAMN!! *spits on thread and hugs transformer*

I guess i don't need to say anytin much since d question has already been answered...The richest Nigerians are thieves(politicians),who continue to hide,while dangote,folorunsho alakija,adenuga,otedola,ovia,ubah,pascal dozie,jimoh ibrahim and other recognised wealthy nigerians are mere men who are lucky to have these thieves as close frinds,though hardworking and beneficial to d nigerian economy..

I'm an engineering student,i used to want to learn everything i could about programming,but after java and C++, I just branched to MATLAB..really tyt science and engineering tool..i guess MATLAB is all d programming tool i need in my field 4 now.

To me,a man flaunts all sorts of wealth to attract her ,she accepts.then he ask for s.ex,she accepts them the deal is already complete,everybody wins....case two,man flaunts gifts at woman.woman refuses.then man gets confused and keeps trying to impress,she still refuses to accept but exhibits high standards and values in character. Then man understands that the lady is cultured then her forgets about the 'i pay you,you f.uck me' business and love the woman for real...END. NOW U NOTICE DAT IN D 'PAY AS U F.UCK' BUSINESS,BOTH PARTIES ARE AT FAULT...IN D SECOND CASE THE MAN IS STILL AT FAULT..SO THE MAN ENDS UP BEING THE MAIN CAUSE....but then again,WHO WANTS A BROKE-AS.S NIGG.ER?..so 'a man must be made b4 he can get d girl/womanliness'...dat' all!!!..but he must not flaunt it to girls.

God knows those secondary school days were really sweet..just iron ur uniform well,make a tyt hear cut and teach dem some f/maths,nxt thing u know ur fingers are up her skirts..seriously,girls were funny then,they just wanted to be wanked..when u get to uni,it gets harder,after uni,its all over cos at dis point,u ain't got no money,u ain't getting no punny...Damn!!,ain't dat a B.ITCH!!

SpicyMimi: Gosh! Your woman must be damn Lucky! You sure know ow to treat a girl right...

wtf?!...you actually expect a man to do ALL dat?!..young lady wat's ur problem?!!

nuges...1:
Women are usually more sensory acute than men. They are more intuitive in detecting emotions and when a guy is interested. But there are times that you will meet a guy who is overly shy and discreet in expressing his feelings.

For the ladies out there who are curious (and sometimes clueless) as to how a guy feels about you, here are some signs/indications. Bear in mind, these are only indications and you need to calibrate his behaviors before making your conclusions:

1. He will be distracted when you are nearby and will steal glances at you and if you do notice him, he might look inconspicuous and pretends to look elsewhere.

2. He laughs at your jokes even if they are lame and no one laughs. If he is the office idiot, this one doesn’t count.

3. He may get nervous and stutters when he speaks to you [provided that he does not stutter in normal circumstances]. This is akin to the phenomenon when one gets tongue tied, head over heels and world got turned upside down. It has something to do with the bodily chemicals when one is in love.

4. He listens to you and remembers everything that you say, no matter how insignificant or crappy those things are.

5. He makes time and does little tasks and favors when you ask him. Just make sure that he is not the office ‘doormat’ that does things for everybody.

6. He notices new things about you and compliments you on your new hairdo, new dress, new shoes, etc.

7. He appears jealous when you are with another guy. According to Dr. David Buss in his book, The Dangerous Passion: Why Jealousy is as Necessary as Love and Sex, jealousy is a defense shield of love that men use to fend off constant threat from rivals and the possibility of betrayal from a partner.

8. He treats you a little different than how he treats other girls. Somehow, because he thinks of you a lot, he subconsciously displays more affection for you without realizing it.

9. He talks and looks at you differently than other people. It could be a longer eye contact or a more distinct smile when he talks to you.

10. When you are conversing with him and your friends, he responds mostly to you and not so much to your other friends. He looks at you whenever you speak and he may act as if your other friends do not really exist.

With all being said, the most ideal way to find out is to ask him if he is interested in you or drop hints. Anyway, most girls are pretty intuitive. If you get the feeling that he likes you, he probably does.

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Honey Bee is a self-declared recluse who seeks redemption for all the hearts he had broken. He wants to use his knowledge and experience to help others achieve a fulfilling and satisfying relationship… and ease his guilt. The nickname Honey Bee is meant to remind all men of their prehistoric Hunter-gatherer role. Although men do not have to hunt for food for their family and loved ones anymore, they still need to ‘bring home the bacon’. They still need to keep themselves busy as a bee and bring home the honey (money).

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yinkaGreen: I don't use any of dese lines.
Always brutal with d 'NO'.. But dey always think m joking.

Boys r learners doe.

...Some boys are learners..those boys dat still don't know d simple rule of 'GET MADE,THEN GET A GIRL'...u think i'm ready to go and waste my tym with my brokea.ss spewing useless lines to some chick dat dosn't care?...i stopped doing dat in sec. school when guys could get p.unny 4 free..in d real world,dat's just a waste of time.

THEY CALL EACHOTHER 'OBIM' meaning 'MY HEART' in igbo.

I'm a man of pride...washing a girl's pant,regardless of hw much i luv her is not acceptable...if she's critically ill,i'll wash and iron her clothes,then buy her a dozen pants...under normal conditions,F.UCK UR FEELINGS!!,i can't touch ur clothes,let alone ur pants...Are u mad?

Thank u...i'm done seeing d pictures *goes back to listen to GHOST MODE*

O ga-eme ha vum na anya!...my new ring tone..dat song is tyt!

Well i don't think there is still hope in my own case....we've been friends for over 4 years.IT SUCKS!!....I love her so much #sobs#

She waz ma secondary school classmate,she's a nice gurl but some ppl tot she waz a snub...neva got to know her well till ss3..i wish her all d best of luck,she has always been a very good actress.

Niggas are too busy,they just slow down 4 a while to get a lil shagging..then they move on....nyway,i'm not like dat oo..i neva even start to dey pursue woman,still busy planning to be a RICH,POWERFUL,RESPECTED man.after dat,just give me two months and i'm hooked up..i only pray i don't end up with a loud-mouthed,nagging woman.

My naija ppl and thier mouth...hehe.

I'm igbo...i love 'educated' yoruba girls(very level-headed) and my igbo brothers(very united)...i'm sorry but most SE girls are annoying.

Never been in a relationship,i used to think i wanted to,but right now i've got more important ish on ma mind...i'll surely find d right one at d right time.

Chicolee: I've been single for 5 months. Though I've gat lots of friends with benefits. I just want to focus on my career for now. Naija guys too dey do 'I go marry u' just to get into ur pants. @least my friends with benefits know watz on the table. No lying, pretence or wat have you. Just good, healthy, safe, mindblowing sex... I'll take dt over an unhealthy rship anyday

Lord pls let dis kind of person not come ma way when i want to settle down!...anyway,i like ur style,no stress at all...for now.

christ4mi: Are you sure, u r not a GAY!!!

Are u sure u're okay?!

Wtf! yaya toure?

@op,Drogba will win,tho african football's gettin' really boring nowadays...@d ghanians,no vex but arguing or trading insults with my brothers is a waste of time cos most Nigerians are rude by default,dey just like talking sometimes...trust me,u'll get tired. #runs out of thread#

From FUTO....OTO means GARRI.then O.O means DUNCE...JACK means READ...MBOMCHI,used 4 girls dat go to thier bf's lodge in d evening and don't come back till d next day...

Great news!...But i'm quit convinced dat SE unis are sadistic to a great extent cos my brother who left UNN was on a 1st class cgpa until final yr when dey realised dey where not gonna grad 6 first class students...dem just nack my bros one sharp D,he fell to 4.47 along with 3 others.Me i dey final yr 4 FUTO and God knows i've gone thru hell to have complete results,let alone maintain my 2.1.the school always find a way to Bleep u up...but there are still some BADT GUYS.

BIGVAJINA: sexy

OK...is it just me or is dis really weird?...as 4 my dad....financial.