₦airaland Forum

JohnFrankling: None of them, they are all thieves

Haba! at least there must be one naw. "Abi ki lo feel?"

WIZGUY69: @ op. you no do well.
why mocking those gov'nors now?
your opinion is the opposite of your topic.
the least perfoming ones are the one you mention.
the only tarred road in ebonyi state is the road leading to gov't house abakiliki.
and as for wada! lokoja looks like a war torn area. so if you mean the least developed states in Nigeria, i will attest to that.
God bless you.

Hahaha. Funny you. Abeg not what you think nor taught oooooo.

Which is the best serving and active Governor in Nigeria as at today? Left to me, I will rather go for Chief James Onanefe Ibori of Delta State. Ha! Sorry, did I say Chief James Onanefe Ibori of of Delta State? I mean I will rather go for Chief Martin Elechi of Eboyin State. Followed by Governor Idris Wada of Kogi State. I stand to be corrected. Now over to you all.

Blessed Monday to you all.

Cheers.

bengreat: ...'about 125 million years ago'?

Abi ooooooo. And how old is the entire globe itself?

Which of the Yoruba language speaking state/tribe speaks the most fluent, correct and the real or the original Yoruba language? I was once asked by a very good friend of mine and my answer to him was that the Ijebu people and the Egba people of Ogun State speaks the most correct and original Yoruba language, followed by the Ekiti and Akure people.

Sorry. I stand to be corrected if my answer's to that question was wrong. Now over to you all for your contributions.

And how does that affect or call off the ASUU strike? Beside what is the Minister of health still doing in that carbinet self? Abi him still dey wait to see our next action of strike any moment from now in the health sectors as well ni? Anyway make una just help me tell that man at the top that all this sack here and there would take him no where comes 2015.

hollandis: Kumuyi touch not my anointed and do my prophets no harm.Remember the log in your own eyes :your son's wedding in jamaica.

dear friend, I know you're right. But hear ye the word of our Lord Jesus Christ, and I qoute;

"I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish." (Luke 13:5).

So dear friend, I think what you need now is a total repentance and not that comment of yours. Cos you've already nailed yourself to the wall by that comment of your already. So...

Kai! All na good work of nature. In fact I be dey think sey none of the African country would be mention or sported. But come o, what of the Olumo Rock, wey be always wake me up here in my village abi the thing no gree enter list ni?

Anyway all na end time things...... ;DKai! All na good work of nature. In fact I be dey think sey none of the African country would be mention or sported. But come o, what of the Olumo Rock, wey be always wake me up here in my village abi the thing no gree enter list ni? Anyway all na end time things......

Abeg before I go, any Visafone or Starcomm charger here?

Kai! When me I be dey wait for my wife to give birth to our first child over there! Oga oooooo, why at this time when he be just remain just 3 weeks to my wife delivery? Abeg me I no dey go anywhere ooooooo!

Anyway, Scotland and Spain dey there sha.

DANILSA: YOU WONT SEIZE TO AMAZE ME EZE NMUO WHICH ONE BE DIS

Abeg my guy, na Azonto system of goverment ooooooo

akunjohn: Its not only lagos,i think it will be shown live in all MFM satelite branch worldwide like deeper life church too

My guy, abeg respect that church. It is call "Deeper Life Bible Church" (D.L.B.C) and not "deeper life church" as mentioned by you above.

Therefore, go and write that no more. Ok? @ Akunjohn.

Cegiiii, na so so fire the man dey sabi fire. Any small thing like this na fire.

I no se a time cometh that he will also fire Patience herself. Abi no be so?

Funny enough. Infact I was even thinking that they never have sex at all at all from the very first day of their wedding/marriage, not untill I read that it was after their second child.

O ga oooooooo, but come to think about it, what if this happens to be true, that means both of them without any gainsay must have been cheating on each other for this year long. If not....

Mad Cow: .https://fc03.deviantart.net/fs36/f/2008/275/0/1/The_midget__and_the_tall_guy_by_anime_freak07.gif

Now, can somebody tell me that there is no need for height to be considered here?

Anyway as for me, height and size are part of my qualifications in chosen a partners. As for me oh! I dont know of any other person oh!

Infact, even her breasts size also matter most to me.

talk true: When will Patience do her own media chat?

Lol. You dis man, you won kill this woman for us? You no sey the woman just returned from her overse hospital bed ni o!

IceDude: Shuo! How come na? I think say dem nor get oil b4

Funny you. That was then nao. But now dem don get enough so tay dem com even get enough to dey supply outsiders by 2017.

Me I just pray sey make all my Delta State people wakes up before our Nigerian goverment drain our God given oil finish o!

Hmmmmmm, them no even buy the thing a new sef. So na from hand to hands' product sef.

Abeg my people, na by force?

Toaskarity: everyone getting jet in nigeria! soon there will be traffic in the air

Sure. Don't just worry. Even there comes a time that even a village head master would also be flying their private jets' all over our air space... Even all our so call local govermen chairman will not be left behinde.

Anyway, who next is my question now.

Rame thing happen to me today. After spending my daily target of 200 naira, a notification message came to me that; 'you've just spend 133 naira out of your daily target... Spend 67 naira more to receive your 1000 whatever whatever'

Abeg make una help as MTN sey na by force dem dey take do promo?

Infact be the call go gree enter self, you need to go to God in prayer for like an hour plus sef. Abeg 9ja people, me I tire o!

emekson: Abeg what is googles o!
what about people who works in bakery, factory
heeeheehe.... Na today

Abeg no come kill person for here o!

And how does that droped the call rate from where it is now to 2 or 1 kobo per second?

Or would that stop me from by a recharge card's before loading my phone?

Abeg make them i.e. NCC go sit down o jare?

Cha! Gone are those days... Anyway, that was then sha.

I knew that Mr. Jonah & Tan, will never be loyal to the sharing of a thing at all.

Now let's take a look at the break down based on the various categories.

Category A N500m
Category B N400m
Category C N300m
Category D N250m

Now looking at the sharing formula, you will observe that the money was decreasing by N100m down to category C, and I think that of category D, should have be N200m. So where did/will they get the additional N50m from?

Can somebody tell me please...

O gaooooooo, 2015, Nigeria will...., 50 years time, Lagos will be...... as well. Now in 41 yeas time Nigeria oil will also..... Abeg let them tell us how to put an end to all these Boko & Ram of a thing o jare.

Abeg let them also tell us something about our president's wife o jare.

Ooooooooooo, hope elubo will not be scrap along side with garri o?

Could you imagine?

O gaooooo, na how many times them won arrest the man self. Small time naw, the same Abu Qaqa, go come up on air say no be him them arrest. So na which day dem want take arrest the real Abu Qaqa?

My own be sey; wherever she might be, abeg make them treat her with patience o!

Hmmmmm, I think the next one would be born with a kind of gold or silver teeth made from Mecca in his hand.

But come o! Why is it that na so so male child dey come with all those things in their hand sef? Abeg o...

Lol. O boy, this one na wind fall material o. Infact, na naija wind go dey blow fall this one every now and then. Abi no be so my people?

My 'ibere' now is; how sure are you that they are really torturing the real boko guyz?

Beside, how many of these boko guyz have they really captured without them missing them up with the innocent citizens around them? Abeg o!