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jonaifame22:
If you are in need of some where to stay,for a while you cld reach out to me,male or female,but most preferably a female, because of domestic chres like cooking and cleaning the room, I do logistics with my minibus pictures posted below,feeding will never be a problem, if you are a female I CLD assist you in learning a trade, but if you be boy,you go play ps3 tire, reach me on 09093788046, WhatsApp only

jonaifame the uniben graduate looking for free fvck

loulynx:
What kind of hp is he offering you ..

I need to know the intel. Memory size I can get that one else where

HB probook i3 core I think.
Pics below

candidbabe:
When will they start arresting amotekun members or is it not the same work they are doing?

you be mumu, is amoetekun an illegal outfit?
Didn't it pass through due process and was signed into law as a legal security outfit?
You fools in the East should keep deceiving yourselves

RuddyFusion:
Lolz .....when will they arrest Bandits and co?
I forgot they are mere business men going about their legitimate business.

keep opening your dirty mouth to spew rubbish like a fool

kobosmart:
Watch this video it's an 11hour full course on html and css


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU6anWqZJcc

thank you bro

kobosmart:
Twas easy for me

just got a laptop, how do I get started?
Don't want to get too deep into programming, I want to venture into web designing, I want to start with the basics which is html and css.
With these can I become at least an average web designer in less than 3 months
Help a novice.

Mowii:
Iphone 6 64gb for 35k last
In Ibadan
87% battery health
Fu and Finger print working
No issues at all
Whatsapp or call
09011834676

Cc yeman1

What are the advantages of using an iPhone over a laptop and why is it even more costly than a laptop?
I'm in a dilemma cos I don't know if to get this iPhone 6 plus at 50k or buy a fairly HP probook a friend is offering me at 40k.
I need your inputs please

yeman1:
ME, NA IPHONE 6 , 64G I WANT

someone advertised it in the other thread at 30k.
I wasn't interested then

kobosmart:
Guy go an learn
Html5
Css3
Javascript
Reactjs
Nodejs
Mysql
With the right FREE course on youtube you can familiarize your self with these programmes in 2weeks tops.

After that source for project ideas on YouTube work on them put your spin on them and upload them to your github account, you can also record some YouTube videos of your self while you work

After that create your CV, join fiverr and linkedin

Wo guy I guarantee you the jobs that will come knocking will be nothing less than 300k jobs

Leave all these yeye local champion one man business meet people that are ready to accomplish sh×t

oga you feel say all these things dey easy to learn

yugee:
American used iPhone 6 Plus 64GB; in perfect working condition with no single scratch.

Comment or Call 08122261740 or whatsapp if interested.

Please stop sending SMS, Call or Whatsapp Only!!

35k na wetin I get

AutoChick4U:
Aeya sorry. Im a single mom but definitely raising my kid in love. Not all single moms bad sha

is your mailbox active

Ishilove:
We oftentimes don't know what we have until we lose it.

and what is this supposed to mean?

Girrlyy:
Similar to that of me a Graphics designer

Let's see your work

Seniorwriter:
@OP How old were you when you got registered on Nairaland here?....just saying based on your profile and the age you just stated on this thread.

This is quite mind bulging and thought provoking to say the least...means there are underage persons that get access to some adult materials on here...SMH.


@Seniorwriter

baba the observer.
She registered on nairaland in 2016 and that's 5 years ago and minus that with her self acclaimed aged then she probably was 14 when she came on nairaland.

Adeesther56:
This are it

where do you reside?

aysuprano:
Tigers and lions don't really cross paths because the live in different habitats

Tigers live in the jungle, while tigers live in the Savannah

Tigers are not found in Africa

Lions are mostly found in Africa

The chances of them crossing part is when humans bring them together in the zoo or something

God bless you for this.
You're indeed enlightened.

MasonKendall:
So you mean say tiger fit dey my backyard?

does your backyard shares border with the tropical rain forest??

saynotocultism:
Good Morning Boss, Firstly, i have received series of beheading videos in asaba as there is currently a cult war there. A cultist from the middlebelt is incharge of all the beheadings that took place there. in one of the videos, after beheading the guy, they played his head like a football. saynotocultism and save your head from being used as a football.

secondly: I AM NOT YOUR LORD, THE ONLY LORD YOU HAVE IS JESUS CHRIST WHO IS YOUR LORD AND PERSONAL SAVIOUR.

eleyi gidi gan

elmodee7:
A good job well done by the Nigerian security forces. Please post the pic of the dead gullible demented brainwashed terrorists. Let it serve as a reminder to other gullible brainwashed unrepentant terrorist include emma powerless that their end is near.

I missed you guy, where have you been?

Iliveforever:
Lol

Story. I heard that more than 20 soldiers were killed like chicken in Enugu on Friday.
So where’s this coming from

heard from radio biafra or from the supleme leader that's currently in chains?
Keep consoling yourself

Mutemenot:
BMC THREAD ON THE BEAT

could deduce it from his moniker

allen113:
This ur English nawa o

of the great country Nigeria

Richwallet:
Tribulation evolves people beyond curses and imposed limitations.

this guy you never tire?

[quote author=PrinceJoeWan post=104153312][/quote]@ pics.
Sometimes it could be due to excessive listening of motivational messages

NigeriaNawa:
He is burning in hell fire as we speak.

same with ojukwu too

Veggieseedies:
Tigers don't stay far away from lions, they stay on their own. They don't even walk together but each his/her own. Lions go in packs and everywhere but territorial

When their paths crosses, sure if just a male lion (1male) with the tiger (always alone), the lion gets killed.

If the Lions are in pack, the one tiger will deal a deadly blow to the pack before falling

I doubt if tigers and Lions have ever crossed paths.
The former stays in the jungle while the latter resides in the Savannah

colossus91:
Oga their water made them that dark,I was that dark too when I served in bayelsa

how water dey do make person dark

richmondefosa:


Omo I chop FTC twice today.
Once again, God punish me Amangbo for thinking I’ll amount to no good.
Continue to rest in the deepest part of hell where I’m sure you are.

Back to the topic,
Let me leave righteousness222 and that falseprophet guys to come and tell us what this means.

whose Amangbo?

Greatzeus:
Your lifestyle attracted the cultists to you. I am sure if we could meet you,you won't have much difference from the so called cultists,by your dressing,hair do, friends you keep and places you go.
When I was in the university,I lived in a compound full of cultists,but they never ever bug me,why? My lifestyle was total opposite of theirs. I leave home for lectures or library every morning,I dress moderately well,tuck in most times,I never stay with them to gist or entered their rooms,I never attended any party,I go to church on weekdays and Sundays,my friends are geeks or serious Christian brothers and sisters.
A cultist once borrowed money from me,I never requested it back,they respected me so much,the kind they never gave other students or their fellow cultists,they use to call me pastor, though I was not the type that carried religion on his head,I was just simple,too simple maybe.
My advice for you will depend on why they're after you,cultists go after people for two reasons,to make you an enemy or to make you a friend (initiation).
So if you offended any cultist or his girlfriend, apologize sincerely,and maybe get him a gift like singlet or boxers or call cards.
If they're after you to initiate you,then change your lifestyle,stop doing what you're known for and start taking your studies seriously,start going to church often,distant yourself from your overly rugged friends,stay away from girls who are friends with cultists,stop going to parties or bars or palm wine clubs. You will see they will back off, because your new lifestyle doesn't conform to their own anyone.
You welcome.
Lastly anything you do as a student always remember where you come from and whose child you are.

God bless you for this

poiZon:
If u nees 3million graduates, not just graduates but sound graduates today in akwaibom, u will get it.
No be mouth...
Fo to unical, na we dominate
Enter uniport, we dey..
Na we full uniuyo
We plenty for futo..
Where in this country won't u see akwaibomite studying?
Maybe u were trying to say empowerment..
So will forgive u
If u say akwaibomites are self centred, i will agree... But to say the level of illiteracy is high... Its either u don't know what illiteracy means.

na you even dey get time dey quote that useme mkpor?
Adiok ono anye ye generations omo.
Unamikot

bunto:
I like your comment.

It is not everyday you see a Nigerian leader that builds and builds even when they have the funds. See Bayelsa state

But the governor should please, please try to also build the people.
The level of illiteracy in Akwa Ibom is unacceptable.
It's as if they are still in the caveman's period.

But overall...good job Governor Odom. Keep moving!

you must be very stupid for this useless trash you've posted.
Maybe you're referring to your useless illiterate parents at home.
Unam ikot