No one does FUTA Predegree and remains the same.

Great Futarians!!!

So if young European footballers like Mbappe brings his cash to Zenith they will turn him back? if I hear

Justdare:

Arguably the worst airport in Nigeria. Wouldn't pass for an airstrip in saner climes but an "International Airport" here.
I had an 8 o'clock flight booked from this cesspool once and the doors to an international airport were still locked, no, chained at 8:30 am.
Going to or coming from Calabar, pls travel by road.

Ahan, oga take it easy no dey lie. They do open by 7am and I have observed it numerous times

winzy:
U need to visit the visitors toilet and u will see the real dirt in Calabar "INTERNATIONAL" airport.... Its quite appalling!

This shows you haven't been this Airport before, its not a must you comment. They may have a bad signboard but they do operate clean restrooms.

lepaciousfunmi:
I don't like perfumes! To my own believe, pple da uses perfume has body odor

These are the people that make them call Yorubas dirty. As a Lady having body odour, you just don't know. Oya smell your armpit.

ekems2017:
Federal housing in Calabar, Ekorinim in Calabar, satellite town in Calabar. Those places are safe and it's a mind your business area.

Abuja; depends on your pocket but if you are an average man, Federal Housing Authority Nyanya is a very safe place to own a house do your business. Karu is another safe place.

Did I just see Satellite Town, Calabar. U must be a joker, nowhere in Calabar is safe.

divicode:
[b]I have read a number if write up about this saga but I need to enlighten a lot of people that claim to be Christians who obviously knows nothing about Christianity but are just busy bodies!

Does Christianity equals steupidity? No!
Because you are a Christian, does it mean you should not know your rights? Again No!

Somebody accused a man of God of sleeping with oloshos and you expect him to keep silent? The worst is that she has been doing this for long and every man of God is keeping quiet. For God sake this is a woman that has been allegedly disowned by her father.

I am a Christian but I don't worship at Redeem where she abused Pastor Adeboye as a thief, gay, fake etc.

For God's sake, many of you toddlers on nairaland do not know another man's right begins where yours stops?

Many of you that runs your diarrhoea mouth here are just quoting scriptures out of context. Kemi Olunloyo is not a Christian! She is not looking for forgiveness, if her fvck-up is not treated once and for all, she will continue to do this.

It is also a lesson for her boyfriend and major accomplish as their time is up - boy Freeze (I refuse to call the immature guy a man).

Lastly, some of you naive children on nairaland should know that David Ibiyomie is not the magistrate or judge that sent Kemi to the prison, if you have any issue with that please complain to the national judicial council!

In conclusion, if David Ibiyomie has kept quiet like Adeboye or Oyedepo, you will be here running your mouth like a tap without control that the allegations are correct! Now he has gone to court to seek redress and you are still crying! Whata world full of hypocrites[/b]!

finally, someone with sense

hahn:
Jehovah the god of tragedy

It loves seeing people suffer and die of poverty and disease

Jehovah the god of suya

It can created a place where humans will burn for eternity just so it can smell suya

Jehovah the god of incompetence

It never does anything. Never around when you need it and cannot light an ordinary light bulb

Modified

Jehovah the god of confusion

Christians are so confused of their religion that they have 30,000 denominations and cannot agree with each other on the interpretations of most of the scriptures in the bible. Yes, it is Jehovah's will they remain confused

sounds like someone tired of life, watch out this guy may want to. commit suicide. He has lost Hope

nikkyharry:


We have d best moment together , best call conversation that he wouldn't wanna end , that is y it looks weird when he changes all of a sudden again

it's not necessary he is cheating on you, I as a guy prefer giving space between calls coz I believe it makes the call more interesting

Chartered Institute of Logistics and Transport CILT

when ignorantly you can't recognise a diplomatic plate number

wiseone10:


Host? Correct me if I'm wrong, are they not also Nigerians?

'Eze ndigbo na akure' literally means 'King of the igbos in Akure'. And it's more of a social title than a traditional one. Who is being disrespected here?

I thing the Deji has brought himself low by meddling in the affairs of a group of Igbo businessmen in Akure.

Let him answer the police.

you don't know the genesis of this issue do you? he went to the oba's palace with a crown on his head thereby addressing himself as a king.

biggz82:
I smell third Class or pass for this dude

why because he drives a car?

I had one in school and I even had higher grades after getting it.

biggz82:
I smell third Class or pass for this dude

why, because he drives a car?

I had one in school and I even had higher grades after getting it.

wanted automobile engineering but no avenue to study it. Studied Transport Management instead and I have no regrets.

uboma:
my car do not have any issue like the ones listed by the op whenever the battery is reconnected.

the only thing I have noticed though is that the MPG reading no longer shows.

I am still looking for the trick to bring it back on.

my car is a BMW 323i Touring 2000 model.

Meet a rewire the device is inside your fuel tank attached to your fuel pump.

sarrki:
That phones are called vertu
Almont 3million per one

These arent vertu stop forming I too know

I survived through school by combining both cramming and individuality (understanding). I needed the CGPA and also needed to do the right thing. finished with a 4.

[quote author=MrOlihilistic post=48873872][b]How i

LiL kesh's lyrically. I heard the best lyrics from a Nigerian artist. "I dope die, awon ti Witney Houston"

that line is just crazy. And it shows he has talent jare.

[quote author=MrOlihilistic post=48873872]How is Victoria Kimani a Nigerian
God knows I never liked Lil kesh for once.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4165729_lilkesh_jpeg_jpegf6c897c13954fe53534d2df67182b94d

LiL kesh's lyrically. I heard the best lyrics from a Nigerian artist. "I dope die, awon ti Witney Houston"

that line is just crazy. And it shows he has talent jare.

Except from number 5, this is a perfect example of "don't believe what you read online "

gentlesinna:
Pls guys,will I b arrested by frsc if I hv dis leaner(L) logo tied on my car wit out driving licence?

1. You shouldn't have a driver's license as a learner, as the license is for someone who has learnt driving.

2. A learner should not drive on the express

3. A learner should drive with an experienced driver evidenced by a driver's license

4. A learner shouldn't drive with passengers except from d experienced driver in front.

Will contribute as a transport management student of FUTA

Under the European drivers rule, it is illegal to drive for 4.5 hours without taking a 45 min break.

Most of the road accidents we have are due to drivers driving tired and thier cognitive senses not working appropriately.

No need to Brag about your ignorance.

I rep The Federal University of Technology, Akure

A star amongst muds, high academic quality, stable calender, organised, no corruption, no cult issues. work hard and pass.

Be Warned though, not a school for the lazy ones.

crackjoor:
Pls has anybody tried airtel's 4.5gb for 2k? I want to know if is really 4.5gb unlike dat lia lia 3gb for 1.5k

I did it's actually 2500 for 4.5g lasts longer than the 3g plan. *437*1#

At least my school dey dere, but it's FUT, Akure

Octaves:
Are you sure? Because i have many Aunts and Uncles above that age still driving

You are in naija, where those who enforce laws don't even know them.

by the way, it's against the law to drive above the age of 70

kilokeys:
Great futarians

In thermodynamics.. First and only F.

Had 30/40 in my CA... Then 6/60 in my main exams.

Went to the lecturer.. Asked for my script.. The mumu no see am.. Basterd Akinola. Went to my course adviser.. And the ediot told me to "take heart, such is life".

As someone keen on the arts.. Engineering wasn't so much fun anyway.. I ended up with the strongest 2 2 of the century. 3.48.

In all i give God thanks.. Lesson learned, experiences gathered.

Life will always wanna fvk u bad. Resist and get ur arse ripped.. Best is use enough lubes and move on as soon as it's done.

feel ur pains man. mee 206

Funny story. why use such an expensive car Mercedez Benz AMG E63 for assassination.

Haryohdeji:
When I first got admission into FUTA. I dhu hia dat u can get 1st class by going to night class so during my 100-200 I always go to CCE building /ETF to get... I live ohm ny 8am go see my new gf @ jibowu till 10pm from den I read till 12 or 1am..from den I start singing westlife nd tuface songs to my gf den...by 3am I see her off back to her hostel... By then am tired...but when my result is out @ 100lv l its was still gud but by but 200lvl oh boi ma result dropped even my gf own rise... I later discover dat bfor I com mark my register in jibowu den d would av read ahead n kip telling me to sing n sing n hang out... As soon as I see my cgpa @ 200lvl was below 2.5...I was ashmed n just stay in my room and invite my friend to com n read with me by 300lvl my gp was d best en was on 4.21 ...since I neva step night class again

great futarian