₦airaland Forum

Hmmmm

Nebes:
Nkita

The Best Position For Quicky Is Doggy

Who discovered Doggy? I mean the Doggy style that you very well know, the one that happens during s*xual interco*rse. That style has helped many people. In fact, i attest that, 'the best position for quicky is doggy.' I swear!

If her boyfriend go show up anytime, Doggy is the solution. If your girlfriend mama de close mark her 24/7, na just few minutes you need for a quick Doggy. If your friends too planty for the house, na just one corner you need to position and the next thing is Doggy.

The amazing thing about Doggy quicky is that, you two do not need to UnCloth, it is a sharp sharp something. Pull down and bend down is the pattern of the game. You pull down, she pulls down and bend down and the business dom reach ground.

Doggy is indeed a dunk hill; i say this because the male need to mount on the dunk to hit the hill from behind. Stand, mount, thrust and hit the honey comb with your lengthy bold, and you two will be alright. Doggy, the quickest position for fu*k!ng.

My name na Seiyefa John (i endorse the 'Nobody Holly Pass' mantra)

"Creativity is indeed a higher dimension of..." Ask me how? Now hear me out. When we were on set making the film entitle TWINS TROUBLE, my colleagues saw me recording the fancy light with our film Camera. I mean a well designed fancy light piece that was dangling down from the ceiling.

To them i was just fooling around, little did they know that, in my creative mindset 'i had already seen the use for the fancy light footage.' Yesterday, after i was done editing, i released the opening montage of TWINS TROUBLE. To their amazement it was the same light bulb they saw me recording while we were on set.

That simple light footage (when put together) got us a profound montage Template. It turned out to be a very unique template, so i dint have to buy a regular template from developers. I later used my customized template. Now you will agree with me that, 'creativity is indeed a higher dimension..."

Eros, Philia and Agape Love

Love is a force, love is literally an existing entity that require expression through human beings. Love cannot express itself, love require us to be the avenue, vessel, medium, the vehicle through which she gets expressed and practiced. Without man the force of love will have no power; therefore no life to exist. Until men and women, young and old take responsibility for the practice of love, there shall be no love in society. Some say love is dead, no, love is not. Love can only die when we desist from loving and depart from the ways and path of love.

Bob Marley, Fela Kuti and Lucky Dube were rear humans who existed and lived amongst mere humans.

I concur.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Everyone of them are thrives, big thieves...

It is only how to thief that their brains can think of

I WROTE THE PIECE BELOW FEW MONTHS BEFORE THE JANUARY 25TH 2023 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. AT LEAST WE KNOW THE OUTCOME TODAY. WE KNOW HOW THE INTEGRITY OF THE LORDSHIPS AT THE JUDICIARY WAS BOUGHT LIKE PLANTAIN CHIPS.

__By Seiyefa John

This nation is boiling like a rumbling mist, and the citizens are roaring for positive change that they can feel. The masses have vowed not to blindly or hungrily permit another chain into power in place of real change. The political class is scheming as usual; ready to maintain the status quo knowing that no one can revolt to spark a revolution.

To spark a revolution is impossible and they know it. They know that we are not mature enough to continually and completely give up our lives for the change that we need and seek. Even peaceful protest is now impossible because they know that they can shoot a handful of us as they did at the Lekki Toll Gate and we will disperse and never regroup.
But more than ever, multitude of youths and millions of aged folks will do their best to rewrite the Nigeria story this time. To do so, a distinct breed of administrator with impeccable integrity and feasible results is needed. Only the outcome of an election can empower the people’s choice candidate. To change the fate of our country we all need our PVC’s.

To erode devious elites and bad government, we need to stand together, we need to look beyond religion and ethnicity. If we are not mature enough for the violence that comes with revolution, then let us call for change by exercising our franchise(s) in the forthcoming 2023 presidential election.

We collectively need a messiah that will ride our nation into the new times of good governance, industrialization and prosperity. Our reputation as a nation require overhauling and rebranding. Of the three major candidates, I know Peter Obi is a better choice. I am not the INEC chairman, so I cannot rig elections in his favour, however, this is piece is my campaign tool for the man (of the people)

Tab Augumentin is now #23,000 from #3,500.
Same way Ventolin inhaler increased from #1,700 to #18,000 now and Seretide inhaler from #8,000 to 50,000. Etc...

Price of pharmaceutical essential drugs are skyrocketing in Nigeria. Try not to fall sick.

1. Sleep early.
2. Quit smoking.
3. Avoid alcohol.
4. Drink a lot of water.
5. Eat lots of fruits.
6. Exercise regularly.
7. Stop drinking too much soda.

Always remember, health is wealth.
Many doctors are now giving outrageous medical bill due to what they spend on medications. It's time to learn!
Our economy is bad, it's also affecting the health system. Malaria treatment in the hospital is no longer as usual. Take care of yourself, avoid the avoidable... Good evening

Happy Birthday to a global Icon💐🎁🎂💙🍷

He is from Otueke (Ogbia LGA) of Bayelsa state. I am from Twon Brass (Brass LGA) of Bayelsa state. He and i met and shook hands during our Boys Brigade Officers Inauguration in NYSC camp Kaiama when he was the then deputy governor of Bayelsa state.

Now let us fast forward to over a decade later, he is now an elder statesman and former president and commander in Chief of the armed forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. I disliked him while he was in office as president. I criticised him for doing less. But now i know better.

While he was in office we abused, criticized and called him names. We assumed his wife Dame Patience as controlling him, so we brandished him a woman wrapper. When Rotimi Amaechi angered him, he kept his cool for so long that we called him a weak man. He was not, he is not a weakling. Now i know better.

I know now that, 'he is the only exective president that ran the administration of Nigeria with a good heart after late president Ya'adua.' What he accomplished during his dispensation; 10 PMB administrations and 10 BAT administrations cannot dare. Now i know better.

Today, i stand with all well meaning Nigerians within and in diaspora to celebrate this global icon of peace, harmony and oneness on gus birthday. Happy birthday your Excellency (former) President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Azikiwe. Your calm and overall way of life should be studied in top class universities such as Yale, Harvard etc

Change can either enable or disable you.
change can either empower or embarrass you. Flow along with (positive) change or be trampled upon. If we underrate and denigrate the potent power of change, we will surely get (shattered), (smatched), or (crushed).

Hi and thank you for your contribution. But when i was talking about rude, i did not just look at how de curse or abuse.....it is the general rudeness and stubbornness.



[quote author=Felimax
post=126904994]Delta Rude! What will you say of Edo?
Both old and young Ogun is inside their mouth.

It is in Delta you find the most LIVELY and HOSPITABLE people.
No where else!

The real Ajebos are made in Lagos.[/quote]

It is in PORT HARCOURT that you will find top class Ajebos.

In LAGOS you will find the most PRETENTIOUS people.

It is in DELTA that you will find the most RUDE people.

In ABUJA you will certainly find the most PROUD set of folks.

I am Seiyefa John.

Fault me.

I plead with Christain religious people to permit me to present this contrast.

Pardon me, but let us liken politics to Christ, if a man or woman let Christ into his/her life, Christ will enter and further introduce his collaborator (in the person of the Holy Ghost). The Holy Spirit will work wonders in the said man/woman's redemption process, and with the help of the Holy Spirit this person can discern good from bad. The ability to discern will enable him/her live a healthy, wealthy and refreshing spiritual life.

In contrast, if a person permit just an atom or an ayota of politics into his/her rational system (be him' male or she' female), politics will enter; accompanied by corruption and mind polusion. These destructive elements or anti forces against uprightness will dwell in the politician and enable him/her prosper in the areas of lying, cheating, and embezzling public funds without remorse. Politics can easily make one a leader without integrity, one that lacks honesty and sincerity.

In a nutshell, politics destroys, but Christ repairs. Politics currupts, but Christ redeems. Politics inflict pain and anguish on the governed (masses), but Christ restor's hope and enable his flocks to live at ease. Politics is a system, Christ is a standard. Politics teaches hatred and segregation, while Christ preaches love and oneness for his congregation. Jesus is Lord, politics brings war. Accepting Christ ushers in peace, while embracing politics invites agitation and anxiety.

_Seiyefa John✍️🎬

My humble opinion. My sincere submission.

Thank you for your contribution.

MaxInDHouse:
Hmmmmmmm, may you continue to grow in WISDOM!

Permit me to tell you that the Holy Spirit is not a person but God's active force used to accomplish all the things God wants.

Paul was inspired to put it this way!

These are the attributes of POLITICS:

Sexual immorality
Uncleanness
Brazen conduct
Idolatry
Spiritism
Hostility
Strife
Jealousy
Fits of anger
Dissensions
Divisions
Sects
Envy
Drunkenness
Wild parties
There's no way a politician can do without practicing, supporting and promoting all these for the ambition to continue being relevant in politics.

On the other hand these is the FRUIT that the teaching of Christ will produce in the gathering of those adhering to it:

Love
Joy
Peace
Patience
Kindness
Goodness
Faith
Mildness
Self-control.
There is no way those following Christ can do without practicing, supporting and promoting this qualities because it's the FRUIT of God's Holy Spirit! Galatians 5:19-23

I plead with Christain religious people to permit me to present this contrast.

Pardon me, but let us liken politics to Christ, if a man or woman let Christ into his/her life, Christ will enter and further introduce his collaborator (in the person of the Holy Ghost). The Holy Spirit will work wonders in the said man/woman's redemption process, and with the help of the Holy Spirit this person can discern good from bad. The ability to discern will enable him/her live a healthy, wealthy and refreshing spiritual life.

In contrast, if a person permit just an atom or an ayota of politics into his/her rational system (be him' male or she' female), politics will enter; accompanied by corruption and mind polusion. These destructive elements or anti forces against uprightness will dwell in the politician and enable him/her prosper in the areas of lying, cheating, and embezzling public funds without remorse. Politics can easily make one a leader without integrity, one that lacks honesty and sincerity.

In a nutshell, politics destroys, but Christ repairs. Politics currupts, but Christ redeems. Politics inflict pain and anguish on the governed (masses), but Christ restor's hope and enable his flocks to live at ease. Politics is a system, Christ is a standard. Politics teaches hatred and segregation, while Christ preaches love and oneness for his congregation. Jesus is Lord, politics brings war. Accepting Christ ushers in peace, while embracing politics invites agitation and anxiety.

_Seiyefa John✍️🎬

My humble opinion. My sincere submission.

MAN was CREATED for these 3 REASONS.

It is Seiyefa John's opinion that, God created humans for 3distinct purposes, which are listed and briefly explained below.

1, to WORSHIP (God is supreme, he is a divine being, he is our creator, our protector and provider, therefore, he implored us to worship him. If other baby gods demands worship, why shouldn't our everlasting father? Note that, under the worship of God comes praising him, reverencing his personality, adhoring his magnanimousness, praying to him without sesson, obedience to his instructions always and keeping commandments everday)

2, to WORK (work is one of God's ways of keeping man active, healthy and spontaneous. God created and assigned man to work to fend for self and family. It is never God's idea for man to be lazy, because God our creator is not lazy, he is always on duty. Similarly, God wants his offsprings, his creation to take after him. He clearly established work time and rest time using night and day. To keep us active, God infused challenges into our everyday living and empowered us with abilities to enable us sort ourselves out. He destined us with purposes to pursue, and bellies to feed. He blessed us with talents and further promised to bless the 'works of our hands.')

3, to LOVE (God is love, is desire is for us to love him, then, to love our neighbours as we love ourselves. We 'are' or 'were' originally designed to love, but today realities of society is pressuring and tilting many to hate more than loving. Our creator is personal about love because he knows that without love nothing works. It is love that translate to peace, unity and harmony. Daddy God knew that this world will be in Shambos without love. When we say let love lead, we are saying let God lead. We are consciously surrendering to God to lead because God is love.)

I am Seiyefa John, fault me if you think otherwise of the above, i await to learn from your correspondence.

Solofresh2:
By the bolded, I can easily tell you lack proper home training in your lifetime

Lol. Thanks

Shai, thank you. You just shared more light than i did in my brief piece. Thank you!

Onyiiobi7735:
The consequences of a single wrong decision can be far reaching and devastatingly terrible.At times they can be irreversible, causing a lifetime of pain, and regrets.Deaths,life in prison, poverty and what have you, have resulted from a single wrong decision taken by a person.Wrong.There are families with generations suffering from the terrible consequences of a wrong decision,in form of curses and Satanic attacks.
A man who decides to join an occult group has taken a wrong decision and the consequences are grievous.

Marriage was, the coming together of two; to become one, for the benedit of them two. But now, marriage is, the coming together of two; not for their mutual benefits, but for their individual interests.

Just as the wages of sin is death, that is how the repercussion of wrong choice is regret.

Imagine democracy as a mother, a good mother, she said, 'i love all my offsprings (ethnicity, religion, region, language etc not withstanding), and my possession is for all my children.' Why then are the older notorious children coveting for themselves her dividends (the inheritance of mother Democracy)?

Solofresh2:
Oga check yourself before pointing fingers

If the head say no, the tail will comply. UN proscribed Ipob, Israel harrassing Palestine, Senators rapping, Politicians are the head of terrorists orgs, Police members are sometimes into or in association with robbery and kidnapping etc

With my few points above, if you get sense, you suppose dom get better unserstanding of my piece above.

osmosis101:
Things dey happen. Make we no just talk.
Prof in secret cult but u will come to d auditorium to preach against cultism...
Make we no just talk

Thank you for this valid instance.

osmosis101:
Things dey happen. Make we no just talk.
Prof in secret cult but u will come to d auditorium to preach against cultism...
Make we no just talk

Thanks for another valid instance.

Wujio:
Preach. You make sense. Example.is Davido ruining a young man's $500,000 Contract

So true. Thanks for this instance.

MS2471:
Speak for yourself

If your world is not better, mine is and it would continue to be better

You speak so confidently from a lame point of view. You must have an impired sense of reasoning, a low comphrenesion ability or you are just a religous bigot.


Go sitdown for corner make people wey de envisage future using the scriptures.

saintopus:
What are you trying to say?

I don't do drugs, smoke, drink alcohol, womanize, yet quite strong in spirit

You are one out of a million. Now rest, so the other 9hundred and something K like us can relate.

Life No Balance:

If there were no substance(s) and intoxicating liquid in society (I mean drugs such as Marijuana) or (Alcohol), anxiety and depression may have been a more common than malaria and typhoid fever in our societies. Mostly in this part of the world (Africa).

Abeg put me for ground, I am not saying that drug abuse or addiction is good, I am only painting reality with its true colors. Don't criticize me, just read, reason and understand. God the creator of the heavens and the earth wasn't foolish to have introduced these elements in nature during creation.

It was him that inspired and empowered men to locate and experiment on these substances. He knew right before he made man; he knew that men will pressure men, he knew that men will be other men's greatest nightmares as it is in our society today. Man hunting to bringdown man by any means.

This must be the reason he infused substances into nature to help man cope with the challenges of life (as we live through it). Challenge me, omit substance, cigarette or alcohol from our societies and see how suicide rates will skyrocket. God is not a man, he foresaw it, and implemented measures to curtail it well on time.

Why will men not take substance? Why will people not drown into depression and die, when our constant power supply, factories and industries that should employ hundreds of thousands and even millions of graduates/skilled and unskilled workers; railways, substations, good roads, airlines, well equipped hospitals and schools: are in the bellies and bank accounts of a few who believe they are the strongest.

Politicians lie and operate without honour, Police is daily intimidating people, kidnappers are kidnapping and seeking outrageous amounts of monies as ransome, how will family members cope? After praying to God for help, they resort to a bottle of beer or two, or a stick of cigarette or Indian hemp to calm their nerves to think and strategies a solution.

Why will men, women, boys, girls, priests, pastors, imams, politicians, kings and queens, judges and even medical doctors who well know the detrimental effects of drugs and alcohol submit to her addiction? Because it stimulates you, and replace bad mood with temporary but sweet euphoria. Happiness is priceless! Mental health is everything.

If you investigate NDLEA personnels and officials, you will find drug users and alcohol consumers in their structure. If you investigate the EFCC, you will find financially corrupt folks. Life no balance at all, na me de tell you. If you know you know, if you don't know you don't know. Na so e be. I get more to talk, but make I stop here for now.

My name na Seiyefa John✍️🎬 (i be Nollywood practitioner)

Am still trying to make sense (out) of your sentense. Rephrase pls.

Powerbando:
you can kill yourself, without your rubbish motivation

Life No Balance:

If there were no substance(s) and intoxicating liquid in society (I mean drugs such as Marijuana) or (Alcohol), anxiety and depression may have been a more common than malaria and typhoid fever in our societies. Mostly in this part of the world (Africa).

Abeg put me for ground, I am not saying that drug abuse or addiction is good, I am only painting reality with its true colors. Don't criticize me, just read, reason and understand. God the creator of the heavens and the earth wasn't foolish to have introduced these elements in nature during creation.

It was him that inspired and empowered men to locate and experiment on these substances. He knew right before he made man; he knew that men will pressure men, he knew that men will be other men's greatest nightmares as it is in our society today. Man hunting to bringdown man by any means.

This must be the reason he infused substances into nature to help man cope with the challenges of life (as we live through it). Challenge me, omit substance, cigarette or alcohol from our societies and see how suicide rates will skyrocket. God is not a man, he foresaw it, and implemented measures to curtail it well on time.

Why will men not take substance? Why will people not drown into depression and die, when our constant power supply, factories and industries that should employ hundreds of thousands and even millions of graduates/skilled and unskilled workers; railways, substations, good roads, airlines, well equipped hospitals and schools: are in the bellies and bank accounts of a few who believe they are the strongest.

Politicians lie and operate without honour, Police is daily intimidating people, kidnappers are kidnapping and seeking outrageous amounts of monies as ransome, how will family members cope? After praying to God for help, they resort to a bottle of beer or two, or a stick of cigarette or Indian hemp to calm their nerves to think and strategies a solution.

Why will men, women, boys, girls, priests, pastors, imams, politicians, kings and queens, judges and even medical doctors who well know the detrimental effects of drugs and alcohol submit to her addiction? Because it stimulates you, and replace bad mood with temporary but sweet euphoria. Happiness is priceless! Mental health is everything.

If you investigate NDLEA personnels and officials, you will find drug users and alcohol consumers in their structure. If you investigate the EFCC, you will find financially corrupt folks. Life no balance at all, na me de tell you. If you know you know, if you don't know you don't know. Na so e be. I get more to talk, but make I stop here for now.

My name na Seiyefa John✍️🎬 (i be Nollywood practitioner)

Some writeups are not meant to be understood mere minds. It is the expression of a man's feeling when philosophising. If you are not mentally and academically capable, comprehenion will be near impossible.


Come to think of it, 'You do not (even) have to understand, because your level of comprehension must attain further advancement to be able to assimilitate my utterances/expression.'

Sun5ie:
🥶🥵

I can't understand a thing

Don't expect this world to get better anytime soon, don't.

I say this because, 'people with influence and those in power that are occupying highly reverend positions; people who are expected to be crusaders of positive change are the ones perpetrating the world's worst evils.

How then can we better this world when the agents of evil are mightier than the peasants of good nature?