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Let Tuface give this guy some money na

The thing dey pain o, forget

Imagine if pesin copy you for class, in the end the pesin con get 100/100 and you wey supply am the whole expo come get like 30/100

Chai

The only reason I might say the picture is fake is simply because IT IS THE ONLY PICTURE taken

Why not take several of such pictures from different angles... since I believe, the main aim of the picture is to show people that all is still well?

But then again, Buhari in the photo still looks very much sick and lean

So there might be some credence in the photo after all

realestniggah:
good news

but that doesn't mean the united state goverment haven't found a cure all these years

maybe they are finally starting to have some form of humanity and are starting to release a cure

You're right

But I don't think it's a case of helping humanity

I think they have made enough profit from condom sales worldwide

It's time now to unleash another even deadlier virus

dondo83:
What kind of English is this?

So you've never heard of ASH rival before?

English language is gone!

What are they teaching these kids at school?

Ratello:
I can tell a fake and badly presented picture when I see one. It is most certain that many Nigerian youths have been bewitched! Buhari can not continue as President this is just too glaring based on the desperation of these useless cabals. The picture is 100% unreal!

You wish...

piagetskinner:
the guy doesn't look like he's gona die anytime soon

You feeling the nigga now, right?

Sai Baba

MediumStout:
Nnamdi Kanu has been shamed again. Yesterday he gave a false prophecy to his herds of IPOB human cattles that buhari will never return. Hahaha, here is Buhari holding meetings with state governors on how to ensure they deliver good governance and the country remains one. God bless Nigeria and Buhari. Stray
Bullets fall on Nnamdi Kanu and Uchemefor. One Nigeria for life. Biafra is dead and buried

You again?

opejole:
ok bra

WTF is bra?

Onyeka64:
Lol Remind s me on mbanefo hostel unn

Franco boys spotted

Don't forget Alvan and Eni Njoku too

The good old dayz of shouting Tanker!!!

opejole:
bro pls which one is going to be okay and i will like to have ur whatsapp digit if u dont mind,thanks for ur reply....

Sorry I don't WhatsApp for now

But you can send me an email thru nairaland and I will respond

Thanks

Chai

Dimkpa anaaa

5 odds

56JMLNZ

Have a nice Sunday

Nigga go fuçk yourself!!!

An Igbo proverb literally says it is not the tone they use to borrow money that they use to pay the money back

So you see my nigga, our elders were right!

NgeneUkwenu:
They can only only return to power in Biafra and not Nigeria..

Useless set of criminals!

You are too wickeding

Nma27:
"some" not all... Its in the bible. He that findeth a wife obtaineth favour from the Lord. Its already written its left for u to claim it

So what of SOME of us wey no sabi wetin Bible be as we no be Christians or Moslems?

E still mean say nothing for us at all at all abi?

Nma27:
Many peeps success are tied to marriage. Once they marry, favour starts to fall on them from left and right.

Don't make me laff pls

In other words, many peeps should just marry for favours to jam them left right front back and center abi?

So what of us wey no wan marry?

E mean say nothing for us abi?

NaijaElba:
[s]Marry now with the little you have. Don't wait to be a millionaire, Have kids early so you can grow
with them. Grow with your kids and succeed with your wife. You will never finish making money or achieving your plans. You might still not succeed at your target year. So start your life early, with consistency you will grow.


My father said this to me: _When i was 25, i was talking about making billions before i marry. Many years later, billions didn't come, yet no kid
no wife... I had an opportunity to marry the most beautiful love of my life very early, But my fear was, can i really take care of her? But right now She's married with Four grown up children. The guy that married her was still schooling then, but had the courage. They worked hard and succeeded together. I failed, so please if you can feed yourself, you can feed your wife. You have to believe it, marry early, don't wait.

Don't make our mistakes, I see my childhood friends play with their kids.. Most of them are not doing as well as me.. But they are happier with their families.. Trust me it isn't money only, but Rather your Maturity, your happiness depends entirely on your wisdom and the way you Handle Life. With a well planned life they are happier.


Trust me it isn't money, What is our problem? Build mansion, buy the latest Car in Town, marry Sharon stone type, but still we don't have those things we dreamt of, and of course the years we wasted, we can never have them neverrrr!!!_


Please don't be 60yrs old and your kids will still be in their 20's..What are you supposed to be at that age? Their grand father. Please young men, take my advice seriously.


Marry, don't be afraid, that girl you are finding too many fault in has many good qualities if you look well.

Don't think you will get every thing before you settle down. God can change your life in a blink, with a good and Focus wife by your side, you will succeed by God grace....Amen

*Ladies, please try and pass this across to Ur boyfriend or fiancé* *Guys please have a re-think and tell other guys about it too... And consider this advice*°°°°°°°°[/s]

My fren' will you keep kwayet dia

So because you did not marry the so called love of your life, you now brand yourself a failure abi?

Guys make una no listen to this man o

If you no get enuf money pls pls pls biko, I carry God beg you, no jus near that thing called marriage

If you try am eh, you go hear nwiii

Na only over aged aunties you fit go try am wit but wetin you dey even find go for dat side?

Abeg make una make una money first

That na the only way you go fit control your wife and have a happy home

I don talk my own

Evanses everywhere

Yes o!

United we stand!!!

Biafra ga adiriri

It's not by face

Not by stature

Says the lord

I bin dey think say western education na boko haram?

Mtcheeeewwww

Ndi ala

princeofpeace22:
Grown up men go run round d field for 90 mins and them go score one

Na so e easy?

You for go follow dem run around na

Shebi you sef na grown up man too?

$orry for your casted and losted game

Black man!

Una never start sef

Una never chii chumchin

This is just the beginning

You remind me of a girl, that I once knew.
See her face whenever I, I look at you.
You won't believe all of the things she put me through.
This is why I just can't get with you.

Thought that she was the one for me,
Til I found out she was on her creep,
Oh, she was sexing everyone, but me.
This is why we could never be.

Usher Raymond- U Remind Me

luvinhubby:
Shey you sef know say you no well?

See my moniker

Bros abeg carry go joor

Nothing do you

I hope to join you soon but I don already know say no be me go dey go market for am no matter the love, I swear

luvinhubby:
To Adeshina and his co bootlickers, those criticising Buhari and his ailment today are 'Filthy dreamers, speaking evil of dignitaries'.

The same Buhari, Lai Mohammed, Tinubu and co first spoke evil of dignitaries during the Umaru Yar'Adua sickness saga of 2009 and are the original Filthy dreamers.

Thousands of children go to bed hungry daily in this country, a tuber of yam is N1,200, derica of beans is N400, painter of rice N1,500 (bag is N18,000), a painter of garri is N1,200. Many parents can no more afford to give their kids basic meal and the kids are getting malnourished, sick and some are dying.

Who cares if Buhari lives or dies when he does not care whether Nigerians live or die.

Thrash.

Oga sir, please sorry to ask but between you and your wife, who really goes to the market?

Nnaa na wa o!

5 odds

56FP22P

Have a nice weekend

izzou:
I still laugh at guys who insert their prrek into any hole.

If only they knew the spiritual implication sometimes

What spiritual implications, if I may ask?

People talking as if they even know what they are saying

Its only in your backwardness Africa that everything has a spiritual implication

MediumStout:
Despite the fact that I'm a yoruba, i see Osinbajo as a weakling instead of a pastor. The position he holds currently does not require diplomacy. Nnamdi Kanu has clearly violated the bail conditions given by the courts yet the bastard is Still roaming free. Why on earth will such a renegade be allowed to roam free in the south east filled with gullible frustrated youths who are ready to become another Bokoharam This is why i love Buhari. Nnamdi Kanu would have remained in prison If baba was around. Buhari doesn't care about court orders and that's the way to deal with non entities like Kanu. Biafra is treason, biafra is dead and buried in 1970. One Nigeria we shall remain

As a Yoruba person, why can't you just mind your own business?

Is Nnamudi nwa Kanu's agitation affecting you in any means?

You people sef

Allah I swear, I no fit

Another Caitlyn Jenner in the making

Rubbish