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You sound funny somehow

But then again, truth is, you are not asking for too much

In fact, you sound so sensible

And that's a plus for you

But...

1. I don't like the fact that you will so prefer to build your life around a man's life. To me that seems like you will be a very possessive or clingy woman who wouldn't mind to trick( actually force) a man into loyalty.

2. Your complexion... too dark

End time lecturers

crackerspub:
WE DON'T WANT TO HOST YOU AND WON'T HOST YOU BECAUSE WE IGBOS DON'T SUPPORT STUPID THINGS

HOST YOU SAY WETIN HAPPEN, YOU WIN EPL OR 8 IVY LEAGUE

Can you imagine!

Dem neva host people wey get first class honours, na im pesin wey no achieve anything extraordinary dey say make dem host am

For what?

oluscofield:
which year game are u watching bros? d maria? kross benched? I am not understanding

That nigga is really hgh on some ish

geezyk:
That guy just said it all, give him one bottle of cold gulder cos Na man he be, I cant imagine myself not having sex with someone I claim to love, cos that's the way I sure express it to her, dey dere dey say na fornication, until you clock 40 no suitor your eyes go clear madam wise..

I see you, Mr. LOVE EXPRESSOR!!!

You see your life?

jmoore:
All these fake stories.

Another poo on the frontpage.

Exactly

Godian45:
Abeg who don fund him account using gtbank?

I did but of late I've noticed GTB/Quickteller don dey fokop

fuckingAyaya:
oyinbo don turn cooperate beggars

Cooperate beggar wetin?

They are mocking Nigerians, or rather Nigerian scammers

They are mocking all those 419 boys wey dey send them all those Nigerian emails with that "I am a Liberian prince looking for someone willing that I will transfer a huge sum of money to' format.

Chai

Dis woman na my kind of woman

So sensible

This attitude of at least-I-better-pass-my-neighbour is one of the reasons I detest the African man(and woman) with his poor and warped mentality so much.

Insane ego.

Insane pride.

Nothing upstairs

Itiboribo

But still, you want everybody to recognize you.

Ewu.

You cannot produce anything

You are always consuming

Instead of looking for a world changing invention you can execute

You are looking for someone to kidnap

Or someone you can do money ritual with

So that your mates will recognize you and your immense wealth

You cannot even govern yourselves

The little money you are supposed to use in bettering the lives of your people, fiam, you are looting all of it away.

You are packing 48 million dollars in a house

Meanwhile your country people are dying of recession

And yet, na you dey go church pass

Small thing you go mention God

Meanwhile your heart is as black as devil

Anyway, I don taya for all of you black people all over the world

For all the stupid black men and women all over the world, this one is for you and it is coming straight from Baby Fryo

“Wetin dem get?

Dem no get nothing.

Wetin dem be?

Dem no be nothing.

Dem go dey pose, dem go dey denge, denge!!

Dem go dey pose...”

Eyaa

See what the mad quest to 'belong' by some moronic wasted youths has caused?

Oh, so he's an officer?

No wonder, I've been wondering since where he got the handcuffs from

Kobicove:
He's tactically advertising her

True talk

I detest lesbians

timokoko:
if nor b moni will dis women ever tink of marrying ugly musa

True talk

Well, you said average so let me allow the Averages to have the floor

When you start talking about intellectuals, don't forget to let me know

Finally...

Oluwa don pick my Kall

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Na gode Allah

Man-you abeg do this thing na

Put in more and more goals abeg

Tufiakwa

ONLY IN THE SOUTH_WASTE

Na wa o!

The car no get car tracker?

Black man and his 'make fast money' mentality

Substandard brains building substandard structures

No need to leave any good legacy behind

If worst comes to worst, you take the 'blood money' you've made and off, you rush to america to enjoy your ill begotten wealth in peace

Black man and his crooked and lazy 'make fast money' mentality

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You're very funny

Of course, you don't expect her to answer all that with her shallow brain but lemme just try and speak for her...

Enjoy

tobianthony:
@ Op , I want to say something but I want to just continue lurking .

I want to ask you a couple of questions some of them will offend you ... but I just want to understand where you are coming from with this topic .

Please do not take offence .

Here goes ?

1) be truthful and be honest how old are you ?

Ans. 23

2) what do you do for a living ?

Ans. I'm still a student

3) what goals have you set for yourself and how many of these goals have you accomplished ?

Ans. Goals? Abeg, I don't have any goals in mind. Let me graduate and get married first

4) what has to physically happen for you to call yourself successful ?

Ans. No idea

5) I'm assuming that there is a fellow who is (broke) that dated you or someone you know ...is this true ?

Ans. No comment

6) answer questions 1-4 for him ?

Ans. Sorry, but I cannot speak for him

7) finally right as this moment what is your net worth ?

Ans. No comment

Do not take offence I just want to learn more about you .

Igboblog:
Please what is her source of income?

B E T 9 J A . C O M

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We Gotta Make A Change
Its Time For We Punters To Start Making Some Changes
Lets Change The Way We Play
Lets Change The Way We Treat Each Other
The Old Ways Wasnt Working So Its On Us To Unite And Do What We Have To Do To Wreck Alabi ()

Saturday Be Like...

After Evil Forrest Na Where Sef?

Mr Tupac, if eventually you wreck alabs, where will you get tha money to feed again next time?

Think about it

matrixme:
You learnt Hausa during your service year then returned back to your village to start asking who Hausa help? SMH.
Why didn't you remain in the north and proceed for job search? Hausa language knowledge is currently a big selling point for today's graduate.

Excuse me Mister Man, did I ever tell you I'm interested in any damn job search?

By the way, how do you know I'm not still in the North?

Okay, if Hausa language is a selling point, what will you then say about French, Spanish, Russian, Arabic and chinese which are the official United Nations languages I think I'm better off pursuing?

Those ones go be boiling point na, abi?

The only thing I could say NYSC did for me is That I learnt Hausa during my NYSC

Apart from That eh, nothing much

The question now is who Hausa Epp?

Mopolchi:
Efe be careful. Bisola want make you give am small money.

Na lie

Bisola wan make efe givam another child

Na end time child be dat

Which kain yeye reporting with yeye pictures be dis?

Be like say op hide for one corner dey snap?

But wait o... which kain yeye mod carry dis yeye story go frontpage?

Anyway sha

Nairaland na yeye place sef

So this stupid thread still made it to front page?

You don't have big boobs, it's okay, we understand

But don't go make it look as if you're better than those who have it because if the truth must be said, you're not

The attention alone that big boobs draw is enough to make those who don't have it to contemplate lagoon dive

basisop:
After smoking weed this one will just be bitter.
What's the big deal if he wrote the song? Was the song stolen? Please keep your bitterness and rejoice with him.

Obviously you are not a creative person which is why you don't know how it feels when someone robs you off your work in broad day light day

Worse still, the person goes on to shine with your work

But for all of you lambasting blackface, I pray that someone close to you whom you trusted will always rob you off your ideas and hard work and your intellectual property every time and I also pray that same person will continue to shine while you sit back and watch him continue to go places with your work

Say amen

They don't even look nourished at all

You start to wonder what they even do with the money they steal from people