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oswaggiee:
The reasons are not even reasonable enough!!!

Numbr 2 is managable sha

Exactly!!!

At a point, I almost thot the writer must be a child

Nonsense

The only reason why I will learn to drive manual is just for the residual knowledge and those just-in-case moments.

Other than that, just give me my automatic transmission Any time anywhere abeg

Our igbo people don talk am say dem no dey carry suffery suffery take boast

Wow!

Those pointed shït looks real succulentus!!!

Cowbell is really our milk

supabetsnigeria:
www.supabets.com.ng

Good day sir.

Please are you aware that your site is NOT SECURE for entering ATM card details right now?

The site is showing NOT SECURE in the url.

Please do something about that.

Thanks.

Na only ladies waka come?

How come men no dey fight dirty IN PUBLIC over women?

shammah1:
Tired of hearing all these news. People are still dying of hunger

Bros talk true abeg

How many people you PERSONALLY know wey don die of hunger?

Eledan:
Keep quiet there. You are IPOB, that sort of English is IPOB signature.
They are mostly illiterates whose strength lies in insults .

This one na rehabilitated finishing o!!!

Chai!!!

Ebele Azikiwe!!!

pesinfada:
And wat meks u think I'm hatin?

the day they start thinking of being employers instead of b employed........Nigeria will bcom beta than wat it is nw.
#Bitter truth.

You're right.

It is indeed the bitter truth.

What so many Nigerian youths need right now is a change or shift in mindset from becoming employees to becoming employers of labour.

sugarbeesmith:
so na the bwreast tin and romance dey make u like am

I dey tell youuu!!!

Another thing be say I go like study the strategies wey each contestant go use avoid eviction.

There's always something to learn.

BabaCommander:
Get over him ke? Dude, that's easier said than done.
From her story, i seems the dude actually likes her but something she's not aware of is holding him back.
I have a feeling it's something that has to do with a physical feature...

You may be right about that physical feature.

It has happened to me.

There was a time I had this girl. She was a good girl. Very sensible. Goodnatured. Quite religious. Not demanding. And she easily understood me. People around thought we were a great match.

But...

I wasn't feeling so verve about the whole thing.

Reason why?

The girl was flat, if you know what I mean.

I tried to convince myself that it is not really an issue but for where?!!!

I couldn't blame her because it wasn't her fault.

I am not perfect either.

But we are who we are.

Besides, there are some things you just can't tell someone to avoid shattering their self-esteem.

So I dragged my feet.

Chai!

You blacks are very very ugly!!!

ModestGal:
Bros thank you, can he just Start free and later upgrade when he has money?

Of course!!!

That's the usual way.

You start small and then you begin to diversify as you progress.

Your blog can mature to the extent that you will need to do a lot of customization and even include database stuff. In that case, you may be needing some WordPress plug-ins to get you going.

In fact, the type of blog I earlier described is basically a content blog type. Most Blogger blogs are usually content blogs anyway.

Therefore, it is also good to note before one ventures into blogging, he should also have a specified idea of the type of business or businesses he wants to accomplish with his blog.

If the blog is strictly going to be for content, like most of our entertainment and gossip sites we see everyday, then there is no need in trying to spend a lot of money.

Getting your blogger( i.e ..com) blog may just be all you need.

I spent $10.67 on the buying the domain name alone from namecheap.

The rest was totally free.

Hosting your site on blogger is totally free.

And then redirecting your .com domain name to your preferred domain name your bought from namecheap or any other domain name registrars is just about the only technicality involved.

Once you do that, nobody will ever know that your blog is actually a ..com blog unless you told them.

For example, lindaikeji..com redirects to lindaikejisblog.com.

Type lindaikeji..com into your URL and you will see it.

In other words, the only money Linda spends in running her blog is possibly the $13 annual domain name renewal.

The rest is totally free as in FREE!!!

So forget the word technicality, it only takes about twenty to sixty seconds to effect the redirection.

You can get yourself a free template. There are so many out there. Just go to Google and search for 'free blogger templates'.

Starting your blog is very simple.

But many people will still think it is a very difficult venture.

But then, that's exactly what ignorance can do to a lot of people.

I remember when i used to toy with ladies emotions

The thing dey sweet ehhh

Come see as the babe go dey Cry ehhh

Well, I'm glad that time has now passed

Wait a minute...

I still dey do am

And the thing still dey sweeet ehhh

Come see as baby dey Cry ehhhh

True

That's my only concern for him.

He should just go and rest.

Posterity will always remember him as one of Nigeria's finest.

Sai baba

Sai shugaban kasar a Naijeriya!

Tedassie:
***********
During a robbery in Hong Kong, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:

"Don't move. The money belongs to the Government. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her:

"Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional”

Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school):

"Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said:

"You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience”

Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:

"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide”

Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."

This is called "Changing priority”

Personal Happiness is more important than your job”.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million.

The robbers were very angry and complained:

"We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold". Crave for knowledge..

I love this.

Fish brained women everywhere!!!

Easily deceived.

All because of gluttony and a promise of life of ease.

Fools!

Una jus get luck say I believe in karma.

If not eh...

sugarbeesmith:
boring program

Boring wetin? Bros, abeg no talk dat tin o

Anyway sha, I undastand becos na wetin me dey tink about the show before until I come watch one scene wey change my perception about the show totally.

I come watch one of their truth and dare scene.

Come see as dem come dare one black guy(I know no im name but na im find that special green card wey go fit help am avoid eviction) say make im press that fair girl Tboss(yes, I know her name because... you suppose know na dat kain tin ) for bress for like 10 seconds.

O boy, see as my guy rush go dey press bress. The Tboss sef no mind at all. Dat girl fit be bad girl o! Come see as she even raise both arms make the guy press her things wella.

Chai!

But The thing wey swit me pass na the kain look wey dey for the other fair guy wey dem comot last sunday for face. E jus be like say the tin vex but im no fit anything as pesin dey press im girl for im presence.

Chai, wetin money dey do people eh...

NgeneUkwenu:
Buhari wasn't president when factories in Ikeja began browning off and selling their facilities to churches.


He wan't here when 80% of SME died away and the rest went on life support.

Buhari wasn't president when landlords were being watched charging rent in US dollars and stores were selling in hard currency.


Buhari wasn't president when wheat farming collapsed and Cote d'Ivore overtook us in Cocoa production.

Buhari didn't destroy Iwopin paper mill or ALSCON in Ikot-Abasi, a single factory that at a point brought in 30% equivalent of what we got from oil.

Buhari didn't take us from net exporter of oil palm products to lazy importers of the same.


Buhari didn't make us importers of petrol and diesel nor is he responsible for killing of the textile industry.

He didn't destroy our forest resources or ran down power stations like Egbin until only three out of twelve turbines work.

People shout policy but there is no policy that can transform a 'post-war' economic environment with the snap of the finger and government should just tell the people that this thing is what it is.

Government also has to water down expectations on oil prices ever rising above 55 dollars because it is just not possible in the age of Shale and renewables.

This nation is cornered and it has no choice than to reform it's lifestyles and go back to work.

It has to reform it's justice system such that it can jail it's thieves and reward those who do things right. We are refusing to allow hardship nudge us in the right direction but prefer to explain our woes as a personal failure of Buhari to draft policy from sheer air.

They were trampling people to death on job queues before he came on board.

Where are your farms to save you from food importation or your refineries to save you from seeking dollars to import fuel?

Where are your schools to educate your children without sending them to foreign universities when you can afford it?

He isn't two years in control yet and I believe he deserves a little more understanding given the gradients of the point where he took over.


Buhari met all these things that way, plus a devastating war that devoured the nation from a region and we have the choice of working with him to restore and rebuild the country or allow ourselves to get us into false sentiments, take advantage of us to return us to the years of the locust.

Ngene ngene! Ngene nwanne m!

Don't mind the charlatans and marauders in sheep clothing

They think we don't understand their game.

They are neck deep in corruption

They are so used to it

Buhari is like a stumbling block to them

Now they are ganging up and using every means to stop him.

Yes, corruption is fighting back!!!

Unfortunately, the wasted Nigerian youths whose future is at stake here cannot even see that buhari is fighting for them

Their myopic sensibility makes them incapable of seeing the big picture: a better Nigeria where everyone has equal and fair chance rather than a Nigeria where man-know-man is the only way of survival.

Like Sunny Okosun said, Nigeria is now or never!!!

claremont:
These are the kind of threads that reinforce the belief that most Naija girls have nothing else to offer besides what's between their legs.

This one is not even offering even that one!

mctowel01:
So there must be money to show for it? So when agreeing to date him, you were actually signing up for financial benefits?..Kontinu

No.

Actually I think she was signing up for BRAGGING benefits.

Stupid bïtches everywhere!!!

pcguru1:
A boyfriend would help If he wants to, but ideally he's not obliged to unless you are his wife, imagine he keeps spending and you dump him later on and he dates another girl and keeps spending. How does such a man save for his marriage life when he keeps spending like this. Also are your parents dead ? You come off as a liability. Its one thing to ask your bf to assist with rent but to pay off the whole rent is just sheer stupidity to me.

Obviously, she's a LIABILITY!

Her sense of entitlement is quite disgusting!

Dammit!

The Christ Conspiracy - the greatest story ever sold

Is true.

For dis we country eh seriously speaking, people prefer to be lied to.

Na why dem dey elect corrupt officials all the time wey go dey lie to dem all the time.

Okechukwu Ofili of Ofilispeaks.com pictured it very well with this his article: The Truth Shall Set You Free, Except In Nigeria.

MichaelSokoto:
MMM is fully 75% back & completely paying.

Receive sense!

Come... oga, abeg wait o!

Na you sing that song?

I like that your song wella.

Abeg, you fit remix am for me like dis: MMM oh, is 75 per cent back again o!?

Kikikikikikikikikiiiikikikkkkiiiiiii

Baaaadddd Condition!

Anyway sha, make I shotop now make you no too vex come carry your brother Kabiru Sokoto come bomb me for my domot.

monimekaz:
Sometimes I dey wonder if this Nigeria bookies no dey do jazz especially Alabi . Those guys have chance to win that game but it was like the goal keeper was a devil pulling goals from the back of the net .....unfortunately I would have won 4million naira if sevila had won ...if Eibar of 4 odds,hull of 7 odds and Blackburn of 2 .25 odds could win ...its just sevilla of 1.65 that couldn't win ..its not ordinary

Allah I swear, I don reason am taya.

This alabi people fit dey use strong jazz o.

But wetin I no too understand be say dem bin talk am for my VILLA say jazz no dey fit affect the masses.

So therefore, if alabi dem dey use jazz eh wey dey affect so many people badly like dis eh...

That jazz na SUPERjazz



Anyway sha... I don dey spot certain things wey dey always affect we puntas.

One of them na 12'o' clock games.

If you no wan travel as I dey travel now; abeg avoid all these early 12pm games.

I don talk am be dat.

If you get ear make you hear.

Solmax:
I would have said he is foolish not to have learnt his lesson on time. But I noticed the business spirit of not giving up... just that Ponzhi scheme are the wrong business to have invested in.
I hope all the PH and GH lovers don read this story.

But wait o...

Abeg, why is it that any time I see this PH and GH of a thing, the first things that jump into mind is Port Harcourt and Ghana?

Maybe, it's because I haven't learnt how to speak the MMM lingua franca properly or what?

And speaking of MMM, please who knows what happened to that young talented artiste that did the hit track, MMM is back again o!?

Please, is it true that the guy has died?

Please he shouldn't die. If you know him tell him to also sing MMM is gone again o!

Then after that, he can now die.

Choi!

Fokop! Fokop!! E be like say I don fokop big time!!!

Two VILLA teams dey play each other and I come still go play dem .

Chisos!

Why I no look am well befor I go press place bets?

How I wan take explain dis early journey to the villa now?

ipod miscreants to Tuface right now:

https://i63.tinypic.com/206bujl.jpg

Bros, you must protest o! I cannor come and be going for nothing!


And...

Me, this morning, seeing the dull, hopeless and stupid faces of so many ipod yoots:

https://i64.tinypic.com/339klqw.jpg

Ha ha ha... see dis people o! You think say na today Tuface begin do 'promise and fail'?


Meanwhile, somewhere in London...

My Honorable bosses on hearing that Tuface has called off the national protest

https://i63.tinypic.com/k9ywit.jpg

"That small boy can fear! Na only one phone call o! Ha ha ha... Osi baba, you too bad o! Na only God know wetin you tell am..."


And finally finally...

APC jazzman to IPOD yoots

https://i68.tinypic.com/9023nl.jpg

"Sorry boys, try again later!"

maclatunji:
Remember this. https://www.nairaland.com/3608295/10-things-note-before-protest?

What 2face now needs to do is to use his star power positively to encourage Nigeria's youths to change from whiners to achievers.

He can for example partner with the Benue State government to establish 'One Love Farms' where agriculture is carried out on a commercial scale with value-added services to products from it. He can get additional support from already established federal government schemes for agriculture.

He can invest in social startups that involve technology like Akon is doing to Light-up Africa http://akonlightingafrica.com/

These and other things he can do to inspire millions of youths in Nigeria and beyond to positivity.

Spot on!

That's just the type of revolution i.e. industrial revolution, I am expecting from our youths.

And not merely going out there to waste their energy in a venture that will certainly yield nothing at the end of the day.

The youths of this country must wake up now.

It's high time the youth of this country learn to take their own destiny in their own hands.

Let our youths start thinking and acting proactively rather than waiting for the government, most especially, now that it is very much obvious that the government have failed them.

Each and every youth should look inwards now and ask themselves this: WHAT IS THAT THING THAT I HAVE THAT I CAN OFFER RIGHT NOW IN MAKING NIGERIA BETTER?

kITATITA:
There's no protest against militants blowing oil pipelines; there's no protest against governors who collect bailout money and refuse to pay salaries, there's no protest against the slow dispensation of justice by the courts, there's no protest to demand action on the budget padding at the National Assembly, etc. Abeg, what's the protest about? Why are we hungry? Why do we complain of hunger and celebrate Ibori and his like?

Don't mind them.

That's how wasted youths behave.

Always ready to channel their frustrations to the wrong direction

Just look at how they are now attacking their new hero-that-wasn't-to-be Tuface as if that will still solve their problems at the end of the day

Blistering Barnacles!!!

TonyeBarcanista:
Tuface has done well! I, Tonye salute his decision

For the record, the botched protest, which I refer as jamboree was aimless and tactless. It lacked core objective and was highly bereft of purpose.

I will join any protest with a defined purpose and goal. I'm not impressed with Baba but I can't be silly.



As for those saying Tuface career is over: You clowns aren't God. It is only God that elevate and take down.

I just gave you like no. 60 for this intelligent post you made.

You speak with profound wisdom.