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BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by sekem: 4:13pm On Feb 18, 2017
Victarion:
Turkish bastards again Stupid Istanbul just spoilt my running ticket from last Tuesday.. Bastard team
Sorry sir.

Same here.

Ordinary over 1.5 but na eye glass dem go play after a whole 90 minutes embarassed
CareerRe: Young Female Nigerian Police Officer. PICS by sekem: 1:40pm On Feb 18, 2017
This one no pretti at all at all lipsrsealed
Science/TechnologyRe: 6 Ways Technology Has Actually Made You Lazy by sekem: 7:46am On Feb 18, 2017
Granted technology can and does make someone physically lazy

But if you really know what you're doing technology can and does make you mentally superior

Luckily for us we are now in the information age where mental superiority counts more

So bring on more and more technology
Nairaland GeneralRe: Long Black Snake Killed In Delta (Photos) by sekem: 10:01pm On Feb 17, 2017
herzern:
Lalasticlala.

Can't you iqnore Snake threads??

Why must it always be on FP??

If you have a personal obsession with snakes,must you force it down our throat??
Actually, the real culprit here is not lala but his Oga at the top

Seun's love for snakes started a very long time ago but so Many of you new nairanders wouldnt know this
Travel AdsRe: Gifty Was A Hairdresser Before Big Brother Naija (Photos) by sekem: 12:17pm On Feb 17, 2017
See wetin una don cause now

Gifty this; Gifty that... Gifty Gifty Gifty

Now I don fall in love with this Gifty now

Chai

The babe is vely vely fine
PoliticsRe: Rejoinder: The Sorry State Of The Nation Under Buhari by sekem: 10:47am On Feb 17, 2017
Gifted with short memory!!!

I love that!!!
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by sekem:
yorhmienerd:
CecyAdrian, with all urge not to reply the trash you typed up there, I'll reply in a very short form- You're not paying him neither are you of any importance to him; His life does not revolve around NL where great artworks are under-appreciated.

Him not updating is definately for a REASON which is far above every single reader. Giving us free story is not easy, as plaigarism is at its peak!!

Which of his monetized books have you bought to applaud him? This is a new month, gather some sense and quit spitting trash angry
Dont mind That bIatch

Look at her dirty mouth Wey she dey carry rant

She says Shes doing the writer a Favour by reading his work

Fool

What type of Favour is That?

If you can't or havent or wouldnt Buy his book, then you aint doing him any Favour

Foolish nigerians

You want the writer to post his stories here for free so That you will copy and paste it to your useless blogs sharp sharp abi?

You are only thinking of your own satisfaction

You even have the audacity to tell the writer the rules of basic writing plus what it takes to be a Good writer

Go and write your own story If you think say e easy like dat na

Monki dey work; foolish baboons dey chop!
PoliticsRe: Buhari: "I'm Grateful To Nigerians For Wishing Me Good Health" by sekem: 12:10am On Feb 16, 2017
Sai baba

No evil wishes from any beast fashioned against will prosper.

It is automatic back to sender

Baba, you will live long to make Nigeria great again
CelebritiesRe: Churchill, Tonto Dikeh And The Floyd Mayweather Comment On Instagram by sekem: 3:28pm On Feb 15, 2017
Straight to front page already? sad

I see another cucumber/MMM saga in the making
CrimeRe: Woman Sends Police To Brutalise Her Brother For Marrying Girl She Didn't Approve by sekem:
The elder sister is not yet married

The junior brother wants to marry before her

Tomorrow the new sister in law will start to taunt her and call her Old cargo

No.

We cannor take it!!!
BusinessRe: I Find It Difficult To Spend Money by sekem: 6:17am On Feb 15, 2017
greatnaija01:
wow you need a man whom you can help save his own cash too.... ladies like you can never be single for long. you are an asset auto programmed as a deliverer from this economic recession.... grin grin grin grin

but seriously, you should not complain its a gift... just get married to a man who loves to spend anyhow and you will be a true HELP MEET
by curbing him and helping his spending habits then he also will influence you and you will be balanced and your wonderful kids will always have wisdom of saving that their peers may never have.

YOU ARE A GIFT and YOU HAVE A RARE GIFT to master control over the impulse of spending.... dont ever complain about it... rather use it to become richer... If you are not yet in university you may need to take an AUDITING COURSE that can help you help companies minimize their wasteful spendings Also you can be the financial secretary in your church. WOW SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES FOR YOU. bless you o
Please stop praising her

Her inability to spend money is not a virtue in this case

In fact, it is a personality disorder

Clearly, by not being able to spend money even on herself, she is manifesting one of the symptoms of OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER!!!
CelebritiesRe: Stella Damasus And Daniel Ademinokan Are Married by sekem: 11:54pm On Feb 14, 2017
Seriously, I pray that one day I'll come to understand the essence of this marriage ish of a thing
FamilyRe: Guy Pranks His Mother Over Pregnancy And This Happened (Photos) by sekem: 10:09am On Feb 14, 2017
What's really her problem?

Is it that the said girl is white or that the boy got a girl pregnant?

The way most African women reason eh lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts To Buhari And Trump Phone Call by sekem: 10:30pm On Feb 13, 2017
Ffk still playing the tribal and religious cards that got PDP out of power.

Some people can never learn
RomanceRe: I Want To Help My Boyfriend But Scared It Might Be Termed As Being Desperate by sekem: 8:45am On Feb 13, 2017
Esther Esther you too bad

You wanto exploit his bad condition so dont lie

Of course you know you can help him without expecting anything in return

But...

You really really want something in return

In other words, you're are making a wise business decision

So as a businessman myself I'll say pls Go ahead and make your investment

But remember that not all investments will yield the expected profit at the end of the day

If it turns out a bad deal, I'll simply write it off as a bad debt.
PoliticsRe: I Am Not A Thief – James Ibori by sekem: 8:11am On Feb 13, 2017
highrise07:
it is not his fault..... Nigeria is a country governed by thieves, 99.9% of these useless politicians only think about how to milk the country dry. unfortunately, some bastards celebrate them. mention a former Nigerian President or governor who is not a thief.
General Muhammadu Buhari
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija Eviction Night: Coco ice is sent packing by sekem: 7:48am On Feb 13, 2017
chuksze:
Nigerians are very pretentious, too religious and outwardly moral. Just look at the way they are bashing this lady but the majority of them streamline pornography.
But at least they streamline porn in private.

My Igbo people don talk say all dogs dey chop shït but na the one wey dey see shït for im mouth, dem dey call shït eater.
PoliticsRe: Cash Recovered From Andrew Yakubu's Bunker In Kaduna By EFCC (Photos) by sekem: 12:30pm On Feb 12, 2017
Wolexyoshi:
APC said:
WHY WE HAVE RECESSION:

* Tompolo was paid 13Billion.
* Ex-CDS,Alex Badeh dug a pit toilet to hide $32m.
* Patience Jonathan is claiming $31m, she has sued the Nigerian state.
* Femi Fani-Kayode took 740M.
* Dasuki used trucks to load over $35B from the CBN.
* Olisa Metuh took 400M.
* Aziboala, GEJ's cousin took 6B naira.
* Nenadi Usman took 3.5B naira.
* Fayose took 3B naira.
* Obanikoro took 4Billion naira.
* Olu Falae took 100M naira.
* Tony Anenih - 400M naira.
* Oritsejafor - $35M
* Former Air Chief Amosu - 2Billion naira.
* Lucky Igbinedion-16B naira.
*Bode-George and Dabo -100B naira
* Jolly Nyame-2.4B naira.
* Joshua Dariye-700M naira.
*Nyesom Wike stole #4b.
* Diezzani with $20 billion missing oil money?
15 billon dollars missing from arms fund, 10 billion naria, converted to dollars and given as gift to delegates of PDP Nation convention, Bafarawa collected 3 billion for spiritual purposes , 12. 7 billon naria for deceased NEPA staff grew wings and disappeared, 20 billion dollars missing from NNPC accounts, 23 billon naira as bribe to INEC staffs to rig the general election. The list is endless. They only left what they can't carry or unable to lay their hands on. The list continues.....
Recession didn't just happen, people looted Nigeria into RECESSION happening....

NOW HEAR THE THIEVES:

1. I acted based on Jonathan's instruction - Dasuki

2. I didn't give order - Jonathan

3. I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation - Iyorchia Ayu

4. I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m - Bode George

5. I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes - Bafarawa

6. I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office - Thisday Obaigbena.

7. I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity - Dokpesi

8. I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where - Bafarawa.

9. I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others - Yuguda

10. The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates - Dasuki

11. My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN - Dasuki's account officer.

12. I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land. - Nimasa DG.

13. 950m was shared in my house -- Shekarau

With all this looting and many more revealed, some people are still shouting no sign of change yet, they even say it's political persecution.

But I believe, it is the right thing to do.
If you believe too, send this to other people to garner more support for the fight against corruption and looting in our nation. There must be consequences for such crimes otherwise Nigeria will not develop.
Thank you so much for this.

Please does anyone know how I can forward this to that silly Protestant that calls himself twoface?
Nairaland GeneralRe: PHOTO: Which Of These Is More Creative? by sekem: 11:41am On Feb 12, 2017
2 is it for me!

Not only creative but also innovative!

Watch out for half or one quarter wall clocks!!!
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by sekem: 10:07pm On Feb 11, 2017
godwinony:
The time should be totally past anything relating to the 5mins...even 58 secs past the 5mins is a loss according to naija bookies..
Foreign bookies are more accommodating I think...1 sec past the 5 mins is a win.
Lies

Where you think say naija bookies dey learn from?
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by sekem: 10:03pm On Feb 11, 2017
Austeeenxx:
... You've perfected the art of sending people to the villa.
I played your tip and I found myself in my great grandfather's hut in the villa.
Guy you funny die I swear shocked
PoliticsRe: What Emir Sanusi, Soludo And Ezekwesili Said About Nigeria's Economic Crisis by sekem: 5:42pm On Feb 11, 2017
Decypher:
chia.. The last government was an Oblongatomic Wastrel that has all the trappings of an odoriferous saga thief gaga tuan gaga and am medically bewildered that some ingrate dimwitted mofos support this Adicaleviferious Criminals . where is Senator Patrick .. he should come and define the calumnious stupidity of the last government!! .
thiefs
You tried

Na half like i been wan give you but Oga osewa say may i complete am. grin
CelebritiesRe: Stella Idika: My Boyfriend Can't Do Without My Boobs by sekem: 4:40pm On Feb 11, 2017
Eziokwu?

In dat case, he must be a Manchester United fan
PoliticsRe: What We Always Do With Recovered Loots - EFCC by sekem: 4:32pm On Feb 11, 2017
bkool7:
you ppl jus dont giv up
Don't even bother to reply them

Their foolishness knows no bounds

They are the reason why they say don't argue with a fool because he will certainly drag you down and beat you with experience

You have been warned
PoliticsRe: See Infographic Of What Recovered $9.8m From Former GMD NNPC Yakubu Can Do by sekem: 4:18pm On Feb 11, 2017
softwerk:
Abeg my dear no vex. Na vex I dey vex take commit the mistake. I actually made C6 in WAEC maths while NECO seize my maths result where I believe I made A1 grin
I for say

Abeg make you take am eazy dey vex o!
PoliticsRe: See Infographic Of What Recovered $9.8m From Former GMD NNPC Yakubu Can Do by sekem: 3:53pm On Feb 11, 2017
softwerk:
Please use the current black market rates for your conversions to get the real figure;

$9,800,000.00 at N510 per USD equals N4,998,000,000.00

£74,000.00 at N650 per Pound equals N48,000,000.00

Total Loot: N5,046,100,000.00 (Five Billion, Forty Six Million One Hundred Thousand Naira Only)

N5,046,100,000.00 ÷ 180,000,000 Nigerians (Irrespective of Class, Gender, Religion and Age)

Equals = N28,033,888.00 (Twenty Eight Million, Thirty Three Thousand, Eight Hundred and Eighty Eight Naira Only)

cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

Our common wealth Ohhhh!!!

For those that still think Diezani Allison Maduekwe is a saint when her subordinate could steal this much!!!

Exposed: These are the people behind the scene that have been fighting Magu's confirmation!!!
Chai

Dis one na itiboribo calculation

E be like say na F9 you get for WAEC mathematics?

N5,046,100,000.00 ÷ 180,000,000 = N28.03
PoliticsRe: See Infographic Of What Recovered $9.8m From Former GMD NNPC Yakubu Can Do by sekem: 3:40pm On Feb 11, 2017
All these wailers and wasted youths will still come and be defending those who have stolen their future.
PoliticsRe: 350 Imams Pray For Buhari's Recovery by sekem:
Praya dis praya dat

Praya praya praya

Dats all dey know

Everything is praya for dem

No wonder dey can never progress like others

Cursed black continent.

Cursed black race
RomanceRe: 11 Things Nigerian Girls Do When Valentine Day Is Close by sekem:
Itannooluwa:
Which guy n s ryt senses will buy d above fr a lady as val gifts, xo obvious its a joke....

Smalley av seen u can type english ehn ....u v been noticed, plus am *MARRIED*
You're welcome.

Married or not; I hope you've got my message: MAN SHALL NOT LIVE BY BREAD ALONE!?
RomanceRe: 11 Things Nigerian Girls Do When Valentine Day Is Close by sekem: 11:31pm On Feb 10, 2017
Itannooluwa:
I've not been celebrating Valentine day. But am ready
this year . Haven't found anyone yet oo. Still
searching .
For gifts, I'll like a carton of indomie,
A carton of spaghetti.
A paint of rice and garri.(garri bendel)
A bottle of red oil.(big Eva).
Fish (azu fridge).
Okporoko.
Tomatoes and tubers of yam.
Kerosene.
Milo(baba sala)
Peak milk
Geisha
Crate of viju milk,malta Guinness nd any red wine
I'm not a slay queen... I don't need sharwama or
pizza. Inbox/pchat me, if u want me to be ur val.
I love u! tanks n anticipation
Ehhhhhhh!

All these things for you?

Baby, you better clap for yourself now.

Anyway, I know you think you are just joking but... jokes apart

Can you now see why all those men have been running so far away from you?

Can you now see why you haven't found anyone yet so far?

All you want is what you can CONSUME.

Nothing about long term plans. Nothing about business. Nothing about investment. Nothing about what you can give him.

It's all about you... and what you will CONSUME.

I just hope you are not that hungry in real life? undecided
WebmastersRe: 3 Reasons Why You Should Not Move From Blogger To Wordpress, Yet! by sekem: 5:09pm On Feb 10, 2017
Tuham:
He's a 7 year old child who had the experience of a 20years old.. tongue
Smh
My post is not directed to everyone but certain people who are not ready to move but wanted to..
Thank yuu
Sorry baba.

Never knew you were the original writer.

Thot it was one of those childish copy and paste jobs adulterating the entire blogosphere.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 5 Things You Need To Stop Doing In 2017 by sekem: 1:57pm On Feb 10, 2017
blazer234:
Be deceiving yourself there. Somebody copied and pasted a write up and you want to contact him. Why exactly do you want to contact him? Do you need a mentor on How to Copy and Paste Without Sweat?
What's your own?

Can't you see it already the nïgger calls himself amu ewu?

You know what that means?

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