Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by sekem: 4:13pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
Victarion: Turkish bastards again Stupid Istanbul just spoilt my running ticket from last Tuesday.. Bastard team Sorry sir. Same here. Ordinary over 1.5 but na eye glass dem go play after a whole 90 minutes  |
Career › Re: Young Female Nigerian Police Officer. PICS by sekem: 1:40pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
This one no pretti at all at all  |
Science/Technology › Re: 6 Ways Technology Has Actually Made You Lazy by sekem: 7:46am On Feb 18, 2017 |
Granted technology can and does make someone physically lazy
But if you really know what you're doing technology can and does make you mentally superior
Luckily for us we are now in the information age where mental superiority counts more
So bring on more and more technology |
Nairaland General › Re: Long Black Snake Killed In Delta (Photos) by sekem: 10:01pm On Feb 17, 2017 |
herzern: Lalasticlala.
Can't you iqnore Snake threads??
Why must it always be on FP??
If you have a personal obsession with snakes,must you force it down our throat?? Actually, the real culprit here is not lala but his Oga at the top Seun's love for snakes started a very long time ago but so Many of you new nairanders wouldnt know this |
Travel Ads › Re: Gifty Was A Hairdresser Before Big Brother Naija (Photos) by sekem: 12:17pm On Feb 17, 2017 |
See wetin una don cause now
Gifty this; Gifty that... Gifty Gifty Gifty
Now I don fall in love with this Gifty now
Chai
The babe is vely vely fine |
Politics › Re: Rejoinder: The Sorry State Of The Nation Under Buhari by sekem: 10:47am On Feb 17, 2017 |
Gifted with short memory!!!
I love that!!! |
Literature › Re: Black Maria by sekem: 7:15am On Feb 16, 2017*. Modified: 2:49pm On Feb 16, 2017 |
yorhmienerd: CecyAdrian, with all urge not to reply the trash you typed up there, I'll reply in a very short form- You're not paying him neither are you of any importance to him; His life does not revolve around NL where great artworks are under-appreciated.
Him not updating is definately for a REASON which is far above every single reader. Giving us free story is not easy, as plaigarism is at its peak!!
Which of his monetized books have you bought to applaud him? This is a new month, gather some sense and quit spitting trash  Dont mind That bIatch Look at her dirty mouth Wey she dey carry rant She says Shes doing the writer a Favour by reading his work Fool What type of Favour is That? If you can't or havent or wouldnt Buy his book, then you aint doing him any Favour Foolish nigerians You want the writer to post his stories here for free so That you will copy and paste it to your useless blogs sharp sharp abi? You are only thinking of your own satisfaction You even have the audacity to tell the writer the rules of basic writing plus what it takes to be a Good writer Go and write your own story If you think say e easy like dat na Monki dey work; foolish baboons dey chop! |
Politics › Re: Buhari: "I'm Grateful To Nigerians For Wishing Me Good Health" by sekem: 12:10am On Feb 16, 2017 |
Sai baba
No evil wishes from any beast fashioned against will prosper.
It is automatic back to sender
Baba, you will live long to make Nigeria great again |
Celebrities › Re: Churchill, Tonto Dikeh And The Floyd Mayweather Comment On Instagram by sekem: 3:28pm On Feb 15, 2017 |
Straight to front page already?  I see another cucumber/MMM saga in the making |
Crime › Re: Woman Sends Police To Brutalise Her Brother For Marrying Girl She Didn't Approve by sekem: 1:00pm On Feb 15, 2017*. Modified: 1:19pm On Feb 15, 2017 |
The elder sister is not yet married
The junior brother wants to marry before her
Tomorrow the new sister in law will start to taunt her and call her Old cargo
No.
We cannor take it!!! |
Business › Re: I Find It Difficult To Spend Money by sekem: 6:17am On Feb 15, 2017 |
greatnaija01: wow you need a man whom you can help save his own cash too.... ladies like you can never be single for long. you are an asset auto programmed as a deliverer from this economic recession.... 
but seriously, you should not complain its a gift... just get married to a man who loves to spend anyhow and you will be a true HELP MEET by curbing him and helping his spending habits then he also will influence you and you will be balanced and your wonderful kids will always have wisdom of saving that their peers may never have.
YOU ARE A GIFT and YOU HAVE A RARE GIFT to master control over the impulse of spending.... dont ever complain about it... rather use it to become richer... If you are not yet in university you may need to take an AUDITING COURSE that can help you help companies minimize their wasteful spendings Also you can be the financial secretary in your church. WOW SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES FOR YOU. bless you o Please stop praising her Her inability to spend money is not a virtue in this case In fact, it is a personality disorder Clearly, by not being able to spend money even on herself, she is manifesting one of the symptoms of OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER!!! |
Celebrities › Re: Stella Damasus And Daniel Ademinokan Are Married by sekem: 11:54pm On Feb 14, 2017 |
Seriously, I pray that one day I'll come to understand the essence of this marriage ish of a thing |
Family › Re: Guy Pranks His Mother Over Pregnancy And This Happened (Photos) by sekem: 10:09am On Feb 14, 2017 |
What's really her problem? Is it that the said girl is white or that the boy got a girl pregnant? The way most African women reason eh  |
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts To Buhari And Trump Phone Call by sekem: 10:30pm On Feb 13, 2017 |
Ffk still playing the tribal and religious cards that got PDP out of power.
Some people can never learn |
Romance › Re: I Want To Help My Boyfriend But Scared It Might Be Termed As Being Desperate by sekem: 8:45am On Feb 13, 2017 |
Esther Esther you too bad
You wanto exploit his bad condition so dont lie
Of course you know you can help him without expecting anything in return
But...
You really really want something in return
In other words, you're are making a wise business decision
So as a businessman myself I'll say pls Go ahead and make your investment
But remember that not all investments will yield the expected profit at the end of the day
If it turns out a bad deal, I'll simply write it off as a bad debt. |
Politics › Re: I Am Not A Thief – James Ibori by sekem: 8:11am On Feb 13, 2017 |
highrise07: it is not his fault..... Nigeria is a country governed by thieves, 99.9% of these useless politicians only think about how to milk the country dry. unfortunately, some bastards celebrate them. mention a former Nigerian President or governor who is not a thief. General Muhammadu Buhari |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija Eviction Night: Coco ice is sent packing by sekem: 7:48am On Feb 13, 2017 |
chuksze: Nigerians are very pretentious, too religious and outwardly moral. Just look at the way they are bashing this lady but the majority of them streamline pornography. But at least they streamline porn in private. My Igbo people don talk say all dogs dey chop shït but na the one wey dey see shït for im mouth, dem dey call shït eater. |
Politics › Re: Cash Recovered From Andrew Yakubu's Bunker In Kaduna By EFCC (Photos) by sekem: 12:30pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
Wolexyoshi: APC said: WHY WE HAVE RECESSION:
* Tompolo was paid 13Billion. * Ex-CDS,Alex Badeh dug a pit toilet to hide $32m. * Patience Jonathan is claiming $31m, she has sued the Nigerian state. * Femi Fani-Kayode took 740M. * Dasuki used trucks to load over $35B from the CBN. * Olisa Metuh took 400M. * Aziboala, GEJ's cousin took 6B naira. * Nenadi Usman took 3.5B naira. * Fayose took 3B naira. * Obanikoro took 4Billion naira. * Olu Falae took 100M naira. * Tony Anenih - 400M naira. * Oritsejafor - $35M * Former Air Chief Amosu - 2Billion naira. * Lucky Igbinedion-16B naira. *Bode-George and Dabo -100B naira * Jolly Nyame-2.4B naira. * Joshua Dariye-700M naira. *Nyesom Wike stole #4b. * Diezzani with $20 billion missing oil money? 15 billon dollars missing from arms fund, 10 billion naria, converted to dollars and given as gift to delegates of PDP Nation convention, Bafarawa collected 3 billion for spiritual purposes , 12. 7 billon naria for deceased NEPA staff grew wings and disappeared, 20 billion dollars missing from NNPC accounts, 23 billon naira as bribe to INEC staffs to rig the general election. The list is endless. They only left what they can't carry or unable to lay their hands on. The list continues..... Recession didn't just happen, people looted Nigeria into RECESSION happening....
NOW HEAR THE THIEVES:
1. I acted based on Jonathan's instruction - Dasuki
2. I didn't give order - Jonathan
3. I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation - Iyorchia Ayu
4. I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m - Bode George
5. I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes - Bafarawa
6. I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office - Thisday Obaigbena.
7. I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity - Dokpesi
8. I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where - Bafarawa.
9. I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others - Yuguda
10. The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates - Dasuki
11. My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN - Dasuki's account officer.
12. I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land. - Nimasa DG.
13. 950m was shared in my house -- Shekarau
With all this looting and many more revealed, some people are still shouting no sign of change yet, they even say it's political persecution.
But I believe, it is the right thing to do. If you believe too, send this to other people to garner more support for the fight against corruption and looting in our nation. There must be consequences for such crimes otherwise Nigeria will not develop. Thank you so much for this. Please does anyone know how I can forward this to that silly Protestant that calls himself twoface? |
Nairaland General › Re: PHOTO: Which Of These Is More Creative? by sekem: 11:41am On Feb 12, 2017 |
2 is it for me!
Not only creative but also innovative!
Watch out for half or one quarter wall clocks!!! |
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by sekem: 10:07pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
godwinony: The time should be totally past anything relating to the 5mins...even 58 secs past the 5mins is a loss according to naija bookies.. Foreign bookies are more accommodating I think...1 sec past the 5 mins is a win. Lies Where you think say naija bookies dey learn from? |
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by sekem: 10:03pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Austeeenxx: ... You've perfected the art of sending people to the villa. I played your tip and I found myself in my great grandfather's hut in the villa. Guy you funny die I swear  |
Politics › Re: What Emir Sanusi, Soludo And Ezekwesili Said About Nigeria's Economic Crisis by sekem: 5:42pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Decypher: chia.. The last government was an Oblongatomic Wastrel that has all the trappings of an odoriferous saga thief gaga tuan gaga and am medically bewildered that some ingrate dimwitted mofos support this Adicaleviferious Criminals . where is Senator Patrick .. he should come and define the calumnious stupidity of the last government!! . thiefs You tried Na half like i been wan give you but Oga osewa say may i complete am.  |
Celebrities › Re: Stella Idika: My Boyfriend Can't Do Without My Boobs by sekem: 4:40pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Eziokwu?
In dat case, he must be a Manchester United fan |
Politics › Re: What We Always Do With Recovered Loots - EFCC by sekem: 4:32pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
bkool7: you ppl jus dont giv up Don't even bother to reply them Their foolishness knows no bounds They are the reason why they say don't argue with a fool because he will certainly drag you down and beat you with experience You have been warned |
Politics › Re: See Infographic Of What Recovered $9.8m From Former GMD NNPC Yakubu Can Do by sekem: 4:18pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
softwerk: Abeg my dear no vex. Na vex I dey vex take commit the mistake. I actually made C6 in WAEC maths while NECO seize my maths result where I believe I made A1  I for say Abeg make you take am eazy dey vex o! |
Politics › Re: See Infographic Of What Recovered $9.8m From Former GMD NNPC Yakubu Can Do by sekem: 3:53pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
softwerk: Please use the current black market rates for your conversions to get the real figure;
$9,800,000.00 at N510 per USD equals N4,998,000,000.00
£74,000.00 at N650 per Pound equals N48,000,000.00
Total Loot: N5,046,100,000.00 (Five Billion, Forty Six Million One Hundred Thousand Naira Only)
N5,046,100,000.00 ÷ 180,000,000 Nigerians (Irrespective of Class, Gender, Religion and Age)
Equals = N28,033,888.00 (Twenty Eight Million, Thirty Three Thousand, Eight Hundred and Eighty Eight Naira Only)

Our common wealth Ohhhh!!!
For those that still think Diezani Allison Maduekwe is a saint when her subordinate could steal this much!!!
Exposed: These are the people behind the scene that have been fighting Magu's confirmation!!! Chai Dis one na itiboribo calculation E be like say na F9 you get for WAEC mathematics? N5,046,100,000.00 ÷ 180,000,000 = N28.03 |
Politics › Re: See Infographic Of What Recovered $9.8m From Former GMD NNPC Yakubu Can Do by sekem: 3:40pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
All these wailers and wasted youths will still come and be defending those who have stolen their future. |
Politics › Re: 350 Imams Pray For Buhari's Recovery by sekem: 1:19pm On Feb 11, 2017*. Modified: 8:45pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Praya dis praya dat
Praya praya praya
Dats all dey know
Everything is praya for dem
No wonder dey can never progress like others
Cursed black continent.
Cursed black race |
Romance › Re: 11 Things Nigerian Girls Do When Valentine Day Is Close by sekem: 10:25am On Feb 11, 2017*. Modified: 10:46am On Feb 11, 2017 |
Itannooluwa: Which guy n s ryt senses will buy d above fr a lady as val gifts, xo obvious its a joke....
Smalley av seen u can type english ehn ....u v been noticed, plus am *MARRIED* You're welcome. Married or not; I hope you've got my message: MAN SHALL NOT LIVE BY BREAD ALONE!? |
Romance › Re: 11 Things Nigerian Girls Do When Valentine Day Is Close by sekem: 11:31pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
Itannooluwa: I've not been celebrating Valentine day. But am ready this year . Haven't found anyone yet oo. Still searching . For gifts, I'll like a carton of indomie, A carton of spaghetti. A paint of rice and garri.(garri bendel) A bottle of red oil.(big Eva). Fish (azu fridge). Okporoko. Tomatoes and tubers of yam. Kerosene. Milo(baba sala) Peak milk Geisha Crate of viju milk,malta Guinness nd any red wine I'm not a slay queen... I don't need sharwama or pizza. Inbox/pchat me, if u want me to be ur val. I love u! tanks n anticipation Ehhhhhhh! All these things for you? Baby, you better clap for yourself now. Anyway, I know you think you are just joking but... jokes apart Can you now see why all those men have been running so far away from you? Can you now see why you haven't found anyone yet so far? All you want is what you can CONSUME. Nothing about long term plans. Nothing about business. Nothing about investment. Nothing about what you can give him. It's all about you... and what you will CONSUME. I just hope you are not that hungry in real life?  |
Webmasters › Re: 3 Reasons Why You Should Not Move From Blogger To Wordpress, Yet! by sekem: 5:09pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
Tuham: He's a 7 year old child who had the experience of a 20years old..  Smh My post is not directed to everyone but certain people who are not ready to move but wanted to.. Thank yuu Sorry baba. Never knew you were the original writer. Thot it was one of those childish copy and paste jobs adulterating the entire blogosphere. |
Nairaland General › Re: 5 Things You Need To Stop Doing In 2017 by sekem: 1:57pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
blazer234: Be deceiving yourself there. Somebody copied and pasted a write up and you want to contact him. Why exactly do you want to contact him? Do you need a mentor on How to Copy and Paste Without Sweat? What's your own? Can't you see it already the nïgger calls himself amu ewu? You know what that means? |