₦airaland Forum

soberdrunk:
Mmm just exposed the major problems of Nigerians which is "greed" and "ignorance" . If you went through six years of 'secondary' school and four-ten years(depending on your course and strikes) of university and you lost money to MMM, report to the army barracks nearest to you and tell any soldier you meet that he/she should do you a very big favor of "drilling" some sense into you..........

Ps-There is no 'legal" buisness anywhere on this planet that can give 30% profit in two weeks or one month with you doing absolutely nothing

Obviously, you've never heard of Nairabet!

You can be making that 30% on a daily basis if you've got the heart.

PrinceOfCasting:
Mr obikush the fixer
Match fixing is my hobby
fixing is what i do
HOW MARKET?

Guy e never do you?

E remain small before you create your princess of casting monicker.

Mun gode Allah.

Sai Hull city

sinistermind:
He's a military Priest. But is there anything wrong in it?

You get sense wella.

Some people probably don't know there's something like military priests.

akarich007:
Guy leave that story, in as much as it has so called helped people, what will happen to those whose millions are stuck there presently. Lets call a spade a spade, it was an organized and well packaged scam knowing fully well that Nigerian are very greedy. Good for them.

abi?

You are right, sha.

Na wetin fit dem after all even MMM seriously warned them to use spare money only.

But dia insane GREED no go allow dem.

Can you imagine, my neighbour wey get first class for borrow borrow make me rich go carry two million naira do MMM.

If you see the guy eh, nothing on earth go eva make you believe say this guy fit get like two million naira as SPARE money!!!

bantudra:
what are you talking abut.. ..

did nairaland ever asked for your money..

Spoiling another man's business or soiling another man's name probably because you've been paid to do just that is not ethical at all before god and man.

MMM is a ponzi scheme quite alright but this same MMM has been saving so many people in these trying times where even the government of the day seems confused cum helpless in solving our economic woes.

Promoting fear that will trigger massive panic in the MMM system the way nairaland has been brazenly doing it since Dec 2016 is just another way of working against the people... most especially at this time of economic trying times when most MMM participants are just in it because they are desperately and helplessly trying to see a way to survive.

lovat:
I didn't read any WHY

That will show you the type of nonsense journalism these guys are ready to come up with just to make sure MMM is completely buried.

Unfortunately, nairaland is championing this cause by spreading fear and panic which is just about the only tonic needed to send MMM to the abyss.

Well, today it is MMM they want to kill; tomorrow it might be nairaland.

After all, what goes around comes around.

HCF:
The lyrics will change to ''MMM is GONE again o..MY salary is GONE AGAIN...MY houserent o is GONE again....''

Ha ha ha...

Come, are you sure you are not the guy?

jogojogo:
Absolute trash.....

Don't mind all these paid and unpaid antiMMM agents.

I'm still earnestly waiting to hear another hit track from that funny young man who sang MMM o is back again o!

I hope he hasn't ran out of inspiration so soon?

Lemme just ignore both of them by not commenting.

Oops!

Looks like I goofed.

ayoolanr:
Some vaginas need to be cleaned with vacuum cleaner!!

Guy you too wicked!

Vacuum cleaner indeed!

Anyway sha, my dear op na your cross be dat o.

Just make sure you begin now to tell am say you no dey like give women head.

jonaifame22:
Buh that first gal ehn,her laps are very fwesh, I fell like lickn them

Your monicker should've been lesbianboy.

The Jonathan saga trying to repeat itself again?

OK na...

Dis movie will be very interesting.

I'm not surprised. After all people wiser than me don talk am say stealing is not corruption.

The stealing culture has long been enshrined into the minds of so many Nigerians.

We still have a very long way to go to win the dangerous war against corruption in this country.

Zedoo:
Ok.... Failure to recognize sarcasm is dumbness....ok..

Before nko?

It takes a very logical and highly analytical mind to understand the deeper meanings of words.

PrettyCrystal:
so they no dey release person wey dem arrest again

It's like you never see anything.

The number of dúmb people with their upside down pattern of reasoning we have here on nairaland will surely mesmerize you.

Zedoo:
God dey give certificate before blessing abi...

Your president how many certificates in get??

It's a pity.

Some people can be so dúmb that they cannot recognize sarcasm when they see it.

Anyway sha, I don't blame them. This is a social forum where everyone think they've got an opinion that must be heard.

Like one humorist once told me, the worst thing in this joke business is telling a joke and then explaining the same joke to your audience.

The only thing I like about this Angela girl is that she doesn't mistake 'I am' for 'am' unlike so many of our so called yeyebrities plus the educated illiterates we have in abundance here on nairaland.

Up you Angela.

At least you didn't waste your time plus your parent's money studying English in your secondary school.

balanceofterror1:
WHY ARE YOU PAINED?.

Why should I be pained?

Wetin kwansign me?

I be moslem or I be amelican?

My problem na all diz useless and baseless comparisons una dey draw between maazi trump and Dr. Buhari.

Dasall.

SpecialAdviser:
This is what a President should look like. Living up his campaign promises.

I think Americans are sick and tired of immigrants Muslims coming into the country as refugees and turning their back on their faithful hosts.

Its really high time such extreme measures are introduced to check Muslim fanaticism. I only pity good and innocent Muslims. But if this measure will stop terror sponsorship, to God be the glory. Is it not sickling that the more Muslims denounce extremism, the more we see them partake in it. I have even seen many so called good Muslims being sympathetic to extreme ideology.

Way out of it is for every country to make their countries look like America and stop going there. You cannot enjoy what you condemn.

You people are just so funny.

Just watch it. The same way you guys are praising this mad man trump is the same way you guys will also start blaming him when his tough stance starts to backfire.

This is the reason why I detest praise singers and sycophanticos like you guys.

Anyway sha, time will tell.

I hope he has a certificate

Otherwise he won't make it in life no matter what

The words of wisdom from one of the wisest Igbo men alive.

oladayo63:
I'm tired of Nigerians, Nigeria, CBN, and our everything Nigeria.

What's up now?

The FG came for MMM, that's understandable.

Now Bitcoin? Really?

It's like saying Nigerians should be careful with the dollar.

With the way the FG is creating fear and panic in the heart of Nigerians, I don't think they are helping them key into opportunities.

Why is China not sounding warning against Btc? Over 70% of Btc is mined in that country. OP, hope you know?

Abeg, CBN should work to revive the naira and stop chasing the air.

And for Nairaland, I don't know what to say. Keeping promoting rubbish with the aim of generating traffic. Like say $eun no dey deal with Bitcoin.

Similar to religion, my Nigerians keep swallowing what the media feeds them. Zombies! Don't we have heads to think? What's Google meant for if not to verify useless claims like this?

I don't even understand this our government people anymore.

They are coming for Bitcoin because of what?

I got a mail from etradexchange warning her customers not to put bitcoin again in the reason for payment because the FG is tracking such payments and have ordered banks to stop receiving payments for digital currencies like Bitcoin, Neteller, etc.

And I'm like, seriously, are they mad?

What are they really protecting?

It seems our government is determined to keeping us under chains whereas the rest of the world is moving ahead.

I don't know how true this is but I was once told that the reason why Paypal is yet to enable us from receiving payments with our paypal account is this same FG.

I will so much like the FG to come out and tell us just one reason why we should be disallowed from using digital currencies for our online business.

Marotzke:
sarcasm or satire?

Sarcasm!

Ummm... lemme see, ummm... alright, sarcastic satire!!!

Can't we just protest on Facebook alone?

At least I know I... no, we can do that one very well.

#Nollywood W.H.O.R.E

But is it true?

Is she really a nollywood_whore?

Who amongst you men... or women has gone there?

How was it?

Does it have a fishy deodorance?

Do you recommend I should give it a trial?

Oh my!

I smell sarcasm

Horlufemi:
Sorry

HAFONJA!!!

Abeg wia dem dey keep this reserve self.

I wan see am with my korokoro eye make I confam say sometin really dey dia.

Seeing is believing they say.

Horlufemi:
*** Hactor

HORLUFEMI

Afonja HACTRESS!!!