Eyinju112:
Did you shaved everything
I wouldn’t like that either..

I'm not liking this ur English either

If she hates football, it's a red flag....


Scratch that, it's an absolute dealbreaker

SmartPolician:
This is early morning. People can remember the sad event through their social media accounts.

Nigerian security operatives are a bunch of frustrated people. Don't lose your life because you are trying to remember a deceased. It makes no sense.

You don't tell people how they choose to remember a sad event. Let's address our overzealous and animalistic security agencies and not try to make excuses for them

Zonefree:

Gambling turned your life around from good to bad or bad to worse

Figure it out

Zonefree:
Gambling is the worst form of addiction. Gambling kills faster than AIDS. I've failed as a father if I have a gambler as a son!

The same gambling turned my life around. There really isn't an instruction manual to life or a "universal formula". Just do what works for you and live your life

Mrkrobz:


Fear catch am

Imagine na, make Terminator dey fear bullet

Mrkrobz:
@op, shey if na you be Asake, u sef go stay

But Asake suppose get one or two for body now. Why run?

Sheistoopretty:
Lol

What's funny? Some of you need to be slapped back to sanity

Question ain't for me , my girl already had a BBL and I was there for her all through. Open your minds

HarlequinLekex:
If you value ur life get ur pistol and learn kong fu as soon as possible.QMWS

Scratch the Kung Fu bro, this isn't the movies or UFC. Get your hands on a choppa or forget about it. Don't ever try to go physical with an armed assailant. Never ends well...

Sulele04:
Travis Scott King of psychedelic trap.

I'm listening to Travis Scott ft The Weeknd. Seeing your comment made me smile. Nobody comes close to Travis when it comes to Psychedelic trap indeed

VeryWickedGoat:
Your man will come when you remove that otumokpo wen you tie for knee so.

Mad man

Whoever says money can't buy happiness is def shopping at the wrong place...

She was still in the shackles of past trauma from her previous relationship. I just couldn't deal with the constant suspicion and stuff so I bounced. I had to...

I'd count my blessings

I don't gamble. I take risks and I win.

Exmilitant:
I don't even know what a Crystal meth is..

Ice, tka Methamphetamine . Say no to drugs?

Emmayorejoice:


Very unlikely the compound behind is occupied by squatters.

The landlord does not stay in the compound and would have informed us of such arrangements

Oh okay. Try and confirm if he knows anything about it. If it turns out he doesn't then this would be quite interesting, those guys are crooks

If you do your findings, your landlord probably gave them access to the water tank of his own will. Linking pipes isn't something you can do in secret unless you're dealing with really crafty elements

Zero chill..she's got a point tho. It's called a baby "shower" which means it shouldn't be dry but "wet" with gifts

Why buy the cow when the milk is free??

Wow! So members of the police force can protest? Nigerian soldiers are next. Expired country

This has got to be the most creepy post I've seen on NL

mprtuary:
Take the phone to an engineer and take yourself to see a psychiatrist

Wicked

doggedfighter:
Why's is her face contorted like that ?

Most of our young male hustlers here wish they had married this older oyinbo.

They don't mind dying by the knife of a foreign older woman with red passport.

And what has the bold got to do with the subject of the news? Like we haven't seen cases of Nigerian wives killing their husbands here?? Y'all are so bitter you can't even hide it, marry whoever you wish no one's stopping you ma'am. Let people do whatever they choose to do with their lives. Nuff said

Another milestone for our great country. Kudos!

Vorrei protergetto by Micheal Merlo
Unsaid by Ewan Mainwood

Preach to her bredda or turn on the news

You can't "buy" your way into a girl's panties. Just have some good game and charm and watch her deliver herself on a platter. Nuff said

Olasyke:
Locally fabricated six shooter with shotgun shells instead of hollow rounds.
Omoh, the kick back from this gun go mad.

Cc lalasticlala

Exactly, the recoil is enough to knock the shooter out if care is not taken

After downing several shots of schnapps and gin, it's only normal for the elders to be on that kinda cruise

I have a lot to say