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No, coz I know better than to get in between two angry fighters . All I can do is pacify you both from distance and wish you two the very best

jeromestarks:
Serious minded women avoid guys who look fair and cute like a woman.
Most of these so-called cute guys are pvssies.
I'm not a cute guy and I don't want to be; man should be manly and women should be girly. Simple!

They avoid cute guys but get wet for them huh?
Joker, just take your L in peace and stop glorifying ugliness lol

Your post reeks of inferiority complex. If you already see yourself as a loser then that energy influences your life. Get your shit together and stop feeling sorry for yourself. The life you want for yourself is within your reach if only you'd dig deep and push yourself. Best of luck

For starters, how short are you?

"Petty petty things here and there"
You've already seen the red flags, its up to you if you decide to turn a blind eye or move on

Lots on the list but the first name that came across my mind was Steven Keshi.

You might have allergies you're unaware of...

Yet another win for our able government...

In life, you should know what matters is the gesture. You should firstly appreciate her efforts and kindness. Don't be an ingrate. Learn to appreciate people who don't have much yet are willing to give out of the little they have, they deserve your love and respect compared to a rich man who might decide to give but treat you with utter disdain later on

Man's claiming his g-spôt

Fallacy of hasty generalization lol. Does that guy represent every Nigerian dude dating a white chick? Regardless of your girl's race be it blue, black or indigo, once you see yourself as the prize, it remains that way. The slightest sign of you feeling like you're doing me a favor by dating me, I bounce... I've dated white chicks, looking back I sometimes feel bad I could have showed them more love than I did but then love is a drug and drugs are bad for you

Just a nice double tap would put him in his place lol

Good job, Chief Nosa the farmer

Congratulations. Wishing you the very best

IbrahimSkiba:
Your kitchen make sense?

World class

Have you tried getting her a baby walker?

Def M.I's Mr Incredible and Dagrin's CEO

When your good friend suddenly becomes cold and distant, chances are high his wife/girlfriend is behind it...

If your cooking skills are top-notch like OP's and you're single, send me a PM now

The world is sick

Dtruthspeaker:
Of course it can not happen today because you people are completely dead. The dead eat dust.

It is the living who eat bread!

Damn that's deep

StagethemTVee:
The guy's Foseto is awesome

You mean falsetto?

Nigeria is in a terrible state of abyss, quite sad

1. She knows you wouldn't attend and she's only informing you so you could gift her in cash or kind.
2. She wants to subtly spite you to see how she ended up with a better man lol.
3. She genuinely wants your presence (highly unlikely)


I don't understand why some would attend their ex's wedding tho, I can imagine seeing her walking down the aisle in that white gown while I'm smiling and picturing how I used to put her ass in 99 positions lol man I could literally choke on the party food

Damn this is quite heart-wrenching. So much pain...

Oplomo:
Tinubu sponsored that killing a day before APC primaries as a bargaining chip. He wanted to cosmetically 'unite' southern nigerians for his greedy political ambition against the muslim north by attacking the catholic church where Igbos, yoruba and other southerners attend mass.

Every discerning person knows this.

That's quite a huge claim. Can you defend this with irrefutable evidence or it's just ur imagination at work? Lol

SouthSouth1914:
Take the same quantity of oats as well as water and blend. Pour into pot and mix for 3-4 minutes until solid. Allow to cool down for 2-3 minutes. There you have your swallow!!

Sounds straightforward. Thanks!

SouthSouth1914:
I usually use oats as swallow. I am trying to totally wean myself off garri (Eba).

This is my first time hearing this but it certainly is a healthier alternative. Mind sharing how you get the oats to become solid tho?

Heaven is my home

I always wanted to be a pastor so I could be on Tv. That didn't work out so I became a pornstár. I'm making more money and I'm still on your tv screens. Talk about a win-win

You need to up ur Vitamin A intake. Good luck

Halimaatz:
And who told you i have time to waste on boifriend whatever stuff?.

you are the one that needs to grow up...

just pray you don't fail woefully in the waec you wrote this yr. cause i know ur parent would be ashamed of you.

Lmao. I can sense the tears in your letters . Btw, thanks for putting a smile on my face, at least you ain't entirely useless...