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RomanceRe: Wedding Invitation In Pidgin English (Pictured) by Sekoni003(m):
You should have at least blurred the personal details on the Invite. Pretty sure you weren't given a publicity contract from them. If you won't mind your business, at least respect their privacy wink
CelebritiesRe: Weltrade Synthetic Poised To Dislodge Deriv by Sekoni003(m): 4:28pm On Apr 15, 2022
King cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: The Worst Mistake To Make In A Public Place. by Sekoni003(m): 2:52pm On Apr 15, 2022
Man I legit witnessed this in 2012. The UEFA Champions League final between Chelsea and Bayern.
Worst part is this guy didn't screw up during regulation time, it was during the penalty shoot-out. All I noticed was someone creeping up to the TV sockets to check his phone, the next thing was silence and complete black out then the sound of two running feet followed by a stunned uproar as angry fans chased after the unlucky guy grin...
CrimeRe: Woman Cries Out After Her Husband Allegedly Brutalized Her (photos) by Sekoni003(m): 11:10am On Apr 15, 2022
The signs have always been there but she chose to ignore. Walk away from an abusive marriage/relationship. And to the men who take pride in hitting women, that's so low. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves.
RomanceRe: How Would You Know If A Woman Is Satisfied During Sex..? by Sekoni003(m): 9:42am On Apr 15, 2022
Vibrating legs bruh, you're welcome cheesy
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Men Prized Among Foreign Women? by Sekoni003(m): 12:31am On Apr 15, 2022
If you want the honest truth, then the answer is yes. Gracias
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by Sekoni003(m): 7:59pm On Apr 14, 2022
Bobbyjay001:
Just this morning, I killed a small cobra. Was on my way somewhere early this morning. I was in front while my was was behind me. I already stepped onhe creepy thing unnoticed. It was my wife who saw me step onhis and called my attention. My eyes was very blurry this morning, I couldn't see properly.

Had I look for a strong stick and smashed the damned thing head.

On closer look, I discovered it just swallowed a prey cos there's a big bulge in it's belly.

I had to thank because if that thing didn't swallow it's prey and I stepped on it, it would have bitten me.
Thank God for your life bro. You definitely got lucky cheesy
RomanceRe: My Ex Brought Me This (photo) [to Be Deleted Soon] by Sekoni003(m): 2:56pm On Apr 14, 2022
Bruh, follow ur instincts. It doesn't lie wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by Sekoni003(m): 2:16pm On Apr 14, 2022
Dang, one bite from that and your friend would have been certified toast shocked
RomanceRe: Singles: What Are The Habits/Lifestyle You Won't Abandon After Marriage? by Sekoni003(m): 8:27pm On Apr 13, 2022
I can't quit my booze, my cigs and my smack. T for thanks cheesy

Yours sincerely,
Future husband. kiss
Christianity EtcRe: JUST IN: 6 Kano Islamic Clerics Die In Auto Crash After Da’awah In Sumaila by Sekoni003(m): 8:17pm On Apr 13, 2022
That's sad..nobody know the last "goodbye"... RIP to the dead
CelebritiesRe: I Discovered A Strange New Insect In My School by Sekoni003(m): 1:54pm On Apr 13, 2022
That looks like the giant red velvet mite but let's wait for the experts cheesy
CrimeRe: Gunned Down By Suspected Assassin by Sekoni003(m): 12:01am On Apr 13, 2022
His bleeding back likely indicates an exit wound. His assailants definitely shot to kill him. RIP to the dead and may God comfort the bereaved.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 3) On 12th April 2022 by Sekoni003(m): 9:34pm On Apr 12, 2022
Get in there!!! Timooooo Weeeeeerneeeeer!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Babe, Have Sold Your PS5 And I Used The Money To Buy Myself Iphone 11 by Sekoni003(m): 8:46am On Apr 12, 2022
That's certainly an act of war and in war there's nothing like "responsible man" grin

Of all things to sell, she chose my ps5. It's something I'd get a divorce for if she's my wife cheesy. If she's my girlfriend you already how it's gonna go...
RomanceRe: Cooking For My Boss: Got A New Job Today by Sekoni003(m): 7:35pm On Apr 11, 2022
Good decision. Wishing you the very best... And it's "laundromat" btw
PoliticsRe: Train Attack: 41 Women, 22 Men, 5 Kids Held By Terrorists by Sekoni003(m): 4:34pm On Apr 11, 2022
BigRocky:
And the useless vice president of the country, is declaring to be president come 2023, in face of insecurities and hardship.

All this people no dey shame?
Trust some hungry and brainwashed Nigerians to still support him. Suffer no dey tire them, it's in their DNA grin
RomanceRe: Story About My Domestic Violence by Sekoni003(m): 2:40pm On Apr 11, 2022
DarkCaesar:
What did that picture has to do with your story Ma’am
Allow her butt-ress her point bruh grin
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean If A Lady Text You This Message? by Sekoni003(m): 12:06pm On Apr 11, 2022
Do you need like some form of decryption software to understand her words or something?
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Promising To Build On Buhari Regime’s ‘successes’, Insult - Sowore by Sekoni003(m): 11:59am On Apr 11, 2022
You need to check yourself into a mental facility if you still support this man after 7 wasted years. Una suffering never do? grin
But then a typical Nigerian will allow religious/personal sentiment and the crumbs he is offered override his sense of reasoning
PoliticsRe: "Osinbajo's Declaration Sounds More Like a Threat" - Nigerians React by Sekoni003(m): 11:54am On Apr 11, 2022
You honestly need a brain check if after almost seven years of being part of a colossal failure you're still supporting this man's ambition. I said what I said
RomanceRe: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by Sekoni003(m): 9:41pm On Apr 10, 2022
She's definitely gonna see through it bro. "Abundance" isn't something you can fake. Go out and grab more options lol
HealthRe: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Sekoni003(m): 11:31am On Apr 10, 2022
None of the above. Suffering is not in my DNA cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Meet Late Ekwueme Singer, Sister Osinachi’s Husband, Mr. Peter Nwachukwu Accused by Sekoni003(m):
Bola146:
Now she is dead, I hope she will make heaven enduring bitterness on earth
Really sad. Let people say whatever they will, Staying in an unhappy marriage ESPECIALLY an abusive one rarely ends well...
CelebritiesRe: Meet Late Ekwueme Singer, Sister Osinachi’s Husband, Mr. Peter Nwachukwu Accused by Sekoni003(m):
Bola146:
Suffering and smiling cry cry cry
This was the convo a friend and I had some days ago. What's the point in getting married when some years down the line, you both fall out of love and end up merely tolerating each other while smiling and acting all lovey-dovey in public?
FoodRe: Nigeria Ranks 3rd In Dog Meat Consumption by Sekoni003(m): 2:03pm On Apr 08, 2022
Shalommy:
Wetin hungry man go do? Chaii... cheesy cheesy
grin

TV/MoviesRe: Bought TSTV Yesterday And Sold It Today by Sekoni003(m): 3:02pm On Apr 07, 2022
Lol. I don't give a shit about DSTV nor TSTV but it's so obvious this is a sponsored post. Enjoy tho grin
FamilyRe: My Son's Behavior Is Getting Out Of Hand (feedback) by Sekoni003(m): 7:47pm On Apr 06, 2022
illicit:
Bring him home during the holiday
Kindly ignore this joker please cheesy
PoliticsRe: If It's A Sin To Ask For Secured Nigeria, I'm Ready To Go To Hell - Sheikh Nuhu by Sekoni003(m): 5:05pm On Apr 06, 2022
Surely sir, you are one in a million. As for the rest who have refused to call a spade a spade and a failure a failure, it's only a matter of time before the chicken comes home to roost. That's all ama say wink
EducationRe: What Will You Say About This Student's Report Card? by Sekoni003(m): 3:26pm On Apr 06, 2022
That class teacher def deserves a pay-rise. I love people like that. Say it as it is and don't mince words.
At least her parents now have an idea of their daughter's huge nuptial/bridal potential grin

PoliticsRe: 2023: All PDP Presidential Aspirants Will Do 1,000 Times Better Than Buhari -Ayu by Sekoni003(m): 1:58pm On Apr 06, 2022
Nigeria's governance has always been on a steady decline whereby the same predecessor (whom Nigerians complained about during his tenure) ends up getting praised once his successor has handled power for a couple years. Hopefully that trend ends with Bubu because anything worse than this would be unimaginable and absolutely calamitous for Nigerians grin
FamilyRe: My Experience As A Married Woman Being Best Friends With A Married Man by Sekoni003(m):
I have a rule; regardless of the bond or memories we used to share as friends of the opposite sex, once you get married, I tone down communication between us to the barest minimum. It's a hard choice but I'd rather not see myself as the man who ruined another man's home.

About about being close friends with already married women, that's another big NO for me. We are humans with feelings and emotions, not pre-programmed robots. Women especially tend to fall for someone who's always there to listen and be a shoulder to lean on and all that stuff. I've had several instances where I've had to subtly and politely decline a close friendship with married women. Your husband's shoulders should be more than enough for you to lean on. If you have problems, get a therapist. Muchísimas gracias cheesy

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