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He only stopped shaving his facial hair but okay

Open marriage no, open relationship yes. Thank you

Awnnnnnnnnn

Critically reading the works of Sigmund Freud and Carl Jung would surely set you on a path to the mastery of the human mind and behaviour most ppl would never reach in their lifetime...

As for the Imam and his people, it's not a surprise coming from a religion which teaches that it is a sin to criticize your leaders...

It's most likely an invitation to a friendly match

"It affects business"

Clowns with their superstitious ways, you mean to say ppl having sex in say a 5-star restaurant would make business run down? By now, McDonalds and Burgerking should be out of business...Joke's on the management

And yeah, nothing beats the thrill of bleeping in "risky" places; Car-parks, rooftops, sea-side, restrooms, libraries, classrooms, courthouse, museums...just name it

CyynthiaKiss:
Tell me one good thing Buhari would be remembered for ?

Fighting kwarruption?

Abudu2000:
Davido actually think he has fans, his fanbase were all built on clouts and giveaways.. talk about fanbase u talk about Wizkid, wizzy if the complete definition of maturity.

Stop the cap bro. Change ur plug ASAP

Lmao..baba tell your embarrassment of a vice-president to deaden that idea of 2023. Nigerians won't be scammed again by the pulpit

Originalsly:
Looks staged to me. They all should be swollen... non showing gunshot wounds ... days dead and not swollen.... no smell since nobody is covering nose.

You're smart, the blood on their bodies look fresh too. I sight you bro

"Man is like a breath; his days are like a passing shadow"... RIP

My heart...

I'm scared of commitment. It's just not for me

Lmaooooo

It's a no-no. Only exception is if you're both getting down with no strings attached. Even at that I'm still not gonna advise you to do it.
I remember my former neighbor whom we used to bang knocking on my door at 3'am one morning to lend my charger while my girl was around. As soon as she got d charger and left, my girl gave me a look that said "explain yourself"... the rest is history tho

NotBeenPaid:

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I have done it again Lalasticlala

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OP take note, a bomb is detonated only when it explodes. What the security agents did to the bomb is called "defusing"

Twice now. My professor and my niece's class-teacher. Ama spare y'all the details tho

An unmarried man still has a family right? Simply say fine, thank them for asking and move on

Cause and effect..every action in life has a consequence. Really sad Nigerians are facing the harshest consequence of voting an incompetent stooge. RIP to the dead

Lmao. Nigeria is such an absolute joke. Netflix should do the needful and dedicate a series to this glorious country. What the heck is G.O.T?

A country where terrorists are more strategic than the leaders. What a shame. If you have the means, do yourself a huge favor and get out of this hellhole. Nuff said

If you and your friends compete for girls then trust me your circle needs an upgrade. Even if two of you like the same chick, that's something you both can talk over a game of FIFA and at the end, one of you says : "she's all yours bro" with no hard feelings of course .
It's not worth the tussle tbh plus you both will jeopardize each other's chances of getting the girl in the end. Talk about a lose-lose scenario


tl:dr : compete for checks, not chicks...

All these are painful as hell but for me it has to be number two. The pain of losing a loved one hits differently...

gasparpisciotta:
If Chicken egg is too costly try garden egg

Touche

2016, I left home to use the ATM around 2'am. These white boys in their teens ran up to me with switch-blades drawn... Thank God for Smith and Wesson

Keep it that way. Whatever you do, always remember to stay on your lane, mind your business and keep your circle small. It's only normal for people to call you arrogant, proud or bossy if you're not accessible

FERNANDEZISBACK:
The gun on the last picture look so hilarious..
Is that an SMG or what?

That's an Uzi SMG. Fires between 600-1000 rounds per minute depending on the variant.

That's quite harsh but then someone rich enough to share gasoline should be able to afford the fine without stress