₦airaland Forum

Life is transient and fleeting. RIP to the dead

The robbers almost cleaned out the house. Zero chills

P.S: That dog needs to be thoroughly cross-examined. I smell an informant

Trek to Saudi. Or better still, get an Ukrainian woman

Shawarma stocks in Ibadan are about to hit an all time high

CoronaVirusPro:
Wednesday morning Gibberish!

Ze :Dlensky should be In Reno’s age group, and he is standing to the face of terror.

Just government change in Nigeria, Reno fled and started blogging from abroad.

Coward!

Same way Lai and Femi will flee Nigeria once Bubu's tenure is over. Media aides/spokespersons piss off way too many people to stay back after their job is done, especially if an opposition party gets into power..

Lmao. Say no to drugs

Olunmercy56:
Hope it's not depression on how to start again

Depression can't kill you in two weeks

Now that's a cold case. RIP to him

Ife indigenes are the problem of Ife. Their refusal to evolve is why Ife will keep being an underdeveloped and impoverished shithole. Even the educated ones are lacking in finesse, what then is the hope of the illiterates? coz If these people had any iota of sense, you'd realize there are better ways to show your grievances when issues like this come up rather than the disruption of law and order or resorting to violence

E be like gas don finish

Party Jollof

buckeyemedia:
Such fickle minded, how will hunger & oppression kill a poor man in a rich country, do you know what it means to consider a country rich?

Nonsense Mentality, you think everyone is like you Nigerians.

Lol. Everyone isn't like Nigerians but do you know how many homeless people freeze to death in the so called rich countries in Europe every year? Think about that, Mr Socrates

Lol It's a no brainer. Hunger and oppression will surely kill you if you're poor in a rich country . On the other hand, you should be fine being rich in a poor country. heck you'd even use some of that cash to feed the poor. Just be sure to watch your back and keep a high fence

Lol. You people still visit each other?

placeofallure:
We wre in primary 5 when we saw condom in our
He never told us what it was, he just told us not to touch this kind of balloon again..

As for those things OP listed, I am a good girl. I have been from way back so no catching me with exhibits

That uncle deserves an award for maintaining his nerves even in the face of embarrassment . I'd be short of words if it happens to me

Rebound or not, my own na to tear net

Does dating a blonde count?

When I was 17... I sold coke

Lol I agree. The only person wey get right tell you say make you no search for greener pastures na person wey una gather dey this country .
If you're abroad, just stfu and let people decide for themselves. If abroad don tire you, come back to Naija but don't discourage ppl from going in search of a better life.

Most High by Nosa ft Nathaniel Bassey

Lol. Have you ever heard of swingers?

Timoleon:
Seun just Dey use Russia and Ukraine cash out on top traffic.

Lol no be only Seun na. This is a huge cash out time for news media at large

Nice one. Mathematics no be by final answer. You've gotta show your workings

isaiah4life:
God na your mate.

Baba wey put heart know why. You no fit cheat the process.

Lol give it time bruv. Going by your words, a foetus shouldn't survive outside the womb right? Yet, we see tube babies growing up healthy and perfectly normal. Never rule out science/technology

Who was counting the years tho? #Shark Tales

Reach, arch, ate, tea, tear, teach, teacher, tea, care, car, rate, tar, rat, hat, hate, hater, retch, heat, heater and lastly, cheat. You're welcome ..

P.S: Nobody shu copy me oh

Kestolove:
See as kpekus just waste

You are stupid. Case closed

Totilopussylick:
And that how you go rent one room inside prison

Nah. She's only gonna knock on the gates bro. She won't enter

Lol, I'm gonna choke her till she's knocking on heaven's gate. I no wan hear say na joke oh .
On a serious note tho: Can never happen coz I'm always wrapping up for these thots. No trust in these streets

They are sanctifying and purifying the cucumbers in readiness for signs and wonders.

It's actually no big deal. Before you compare with the western countries, over there, they aren't vague when breaking news of their baby's birth. They aren't unnecessarily superstitious to conceal their newborn's sex so you wouldn't even need to ask about the sex in the first place

Richard from Dallas,TX on the phone: "Hey Frank, My wife gave birth to a bouncing baby boy last night, I thought to share you the good news".

Baba Basirat from Ijebu on the phone: "Mo ni kin so fun yin ni o, Iya Basira bimo lana o."


Note the difference

It's so hard to hate this man unless of course, your brain cells are minute lol. He spits the truth without remorse.