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TMKsouth:
"Jessica We Are Live"

Social media users cringed in unison on Wednesday after a video of an awkward moment between two presenters went viral on social media.

In the video NBC Namibia News presenter Elmarie Kapunda can be heard speaking about a boxing match, before turning to sports presenter Jessica Kaimu.

Kaimu interrupts her, saying: “No. We are not going to do that. You’re just going to greet me and say 'take it away'.”

There was an awkward pause before Kaimu is told that they are “live”.

The two then stare in silence until the broadcast is cut.

Video: "Jessica we are LIVE" (30 seconds)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU43Pu8Pk8M

NBC confirmed to South African media that the incident took place on Wednesday evening between the presenters, but said it had no further comment.

An account in Kaimu's name, which celebrated her first live broadcast on the show last year, did not comment on the incident.

Meanwhile, social media was flooded with reaction.

EFF spokesperson Mbuyiseni Ndlozi in South Africa shared the video and was among those in stitches at the video. He said it was the “Jessica, we are live” moment that had him defeated.

Others shared hilarious memes and jokes about the incident.

AkalaJ:
Buhari just expressed the real reason the FG is not taking ipob secessionists seriously; they lack critical support from the SS, without which a Biafra comprising just the 5 SE states would be no different from a Lesotho encircled by South Africa. Until and unless SS people embrace ipob like most igbos do, ipob are just wasting their time and the lives of igbo youths. That's just the truth. As it stands, the 6 SW Yoruba states stand a far more realistic chance of seceding from Nigeria than the 5 SE igbo states, for obvious reasons.

Vaughanlanrewaj:
You are getting it wrong . You don't even need to go far, look at my Lagos State developmental parameters, it is far far better than that of 90% of countries in Africa yet Lagos is one of the smallest states in Nigeria. The country you should be studying is Lesotho. It's the best to compare to you and guess what, most Lesotho who want to be successful by no means feat, must go to South Africa. Funnily, Lesotho has not have over the years resented and hated tribes and communities that surround them like some of you hate and resent other Nigerians . If you ever think you will come to Lagos or PHC and claim equal right like now, sir, it will never happen. Even airplane landing in your tiny country will fly over Nigeria. You should wake up daily thanking your fore fathers who signed up to Nigeria. They are wise men. I give it to them

Sebastine1994:
long live the president.

how come the helicopter did not crash.

young people should understand this president very well. he means well for us all.

he might show special preference for his own people, fine and good. human being are like that, we are sentimental creatures.

95% of osibanjos aides are yoruba.

let us just support him and bid him farewell.

leadership is not easy, ordinary chairman of lay readers wanted to blind me because I asked him some questions.

half of those idiots who condemn football players on screen will fumble with the ball in real life.

I must not always be intimidated by the majority to join the madness.

that was how you were condemning Jonathan, now you call him a saint

You will call buhari a saint after his tenure.

For my Igbo brothers. Greed is a powerful force to unite enemies to work together. but in our own case, greed has worked against us. Igbos are not United. if dangote was an Igbo man, so many shareholders will be killed overnight. that is why Igbos don't do partnership.


Put your house in order first, chase political power too and all other things shall be added unto you. Igbos alone have a net worth of 20 billion dollars. use the power

Biafravd:
You can't compare this real man with balls with that hunchback and albino runaway coward, nnamidiot cownu from pigs republic, also different from the bastard that wasted useless 3m lifes
Sunday igboho, i dey your back anytime anyday, no shaking as we dey move

Rugaria:
Funny man! Every single political problem we have in this country today has your imprints on it. This country would have been better if you were not born... 1966, after the coup, Nzeogwu sent you to Lagos to negotiate with Ironsi, you went there and feathered your own nest, inviting Nzeogwu over for a peace deal with Ironsi. Dude was arrested at the airport on arrival. 1975, you knew how blood thirsty Murtala Mohammed was but still organized a coup with him because those of you in the Army that saw yourselves as "the field commanders" during the war, wanted to take charge from your Ogas! Murtala came in and destroyed the Civil Service with his ubiquitous "fight against corruption", then started the mindless desecration of the country with whimsical state creations done without recourse to either ethnic or cultural affinities amongst constituent units. Nigeria has never recovered from this!

You then took over in 1976 and started off by basically eliminating most middle belt officers with trumped up charges! Backdating decrees and summarily executing convicts tried by prejudiced tribunals. That's how the army was handed over to the fulanis. You sealed that off by forcing half baked Shagari on us as the president just to thank the far north for making you president! They will make you a president again in 1999 since you are the only one they can trust with power in the whole of Western Nigeria and again, you handed power back to another fuulani as if they are the only ethnic group in Northern Nigeria! Again, you will resurrect Buhari from the dead and foist him on Nigeria, yet again as the president! That's 3 fulanis you made presidents in one lifetime! You can see how your fulani experiment is working out in paces like Agatu, Iganga and Benin Republic IDP camps! In between all these, you became one of the richest people on earth! Killed thousands in Odi and levelled Zaki Biam! How can such a character be allowed to pontificate on Nigerias problems?

b3llo:
Ojukwu once said that there is no need for another civil war because the message have been passed n no one would be taken for granted again.

b3llo:
Biafra agitation is only strong on Nairaland and in prints. The rich and comfortable Igbos don't talk about Biafra...

Resurrection212:
[s][/s] This is your personal opinion lagos can't be a worst city to leave where is Somalia and south Sudan I can't even see south Africa in your stupid lists FYI im igbo but I love lagos and Yoruba people because they are accommodating. Stop hating people that God has blessed.

The world's most livable cities 2021
1. Auckland, New Zealand
2. Osaka, Japan
3. Adelaide, Australia
4. Wellington, New Zealand
4. Tokyo, Japan
6. Perth, Australia
7. Zurich, Switzerland
8. Geneva, Switzerland
8. Melbourne, Australia
10. Brisbane, Australia

The world's least livable cities 2021
1. Damascus, Syria
2. Lagos, Nigeria
3. Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea
4. Dhaka, Bangladesh
5. Algiers, Algeria
6. Tripoli, Libya
7. Karachi, Pakistan
8. Harare, Zimbabwe
9. Douala, Cameroon
10. Caracas, Venezuela

But while there have been many significant differences towards the top, very little has changed at the bottom of the list.
While Damascus sits in last place once again "as the effects of the civil war in Syria continue to take their toll," it's closely followed by Nigeria's Lagos, Papua New Guinea's Port Moresby and Bangladesh's Dhaka, which were all in either similar or identical spots in 2019.
These cities have consistently performed badly over the years due to the instability caused by ongoing civil unrest and military conflicts, amongst other issues.
According to the report, conditions here have deteriorated even further in the past 12 months, especially when it comes to healthcare, due to Covid-19.

mekaboy:
Gencos are still in Nigeria, and all generation go to the national grid. So when you are off the grid, you generate your own and distribute.

Afam power plant was bought by tony elumelu from delta state.

Im not sure any igbo owns a power generating comlany in Nigeria.

okigbojihad:
ensure u quote me properly next time fucking dumb idiot, from my context u were nt able to deduce i was talking abt your state that breeds dwarves.

for ur info dog eater they igbos in your so called niger delta.

Igbos can't survive without yur black delta yet akwa ibomites are littered all over Igbo land doing house house boy and house girl wat an irony.

mekaboy:
Before all i listed above are done, it will take a minimum of 15 years, before biafra takes off. Thats if we don't finish killing ourselves.

Ikology:
How do you take care of thousands of families who depend on government for their well-being? what immediate plan do you have to protect our properties in other regions should breakup happen, knowing what the hoards of hoodlums and opportunist in these regions are capable of?
For you shout breakup, you must have gotten everything ready in our region. Southeast ought be self-sufficient first.

mekaboy:
Lol. Yes, but they are only distributors. Every generation goes to the national grid. So you have to generate from your own source and provide infrastructure for distributing from that source. Im not sure liberia has electricity till date after the war.

Ikology:
My grouse is with Nnamdi Kanu. He banked on biafra which our people have strong emotion for, Using propaganda to indoctrinate hoards of willing youths. They have created hundreds of facebook page where more people are being brainwashed.

mekaboy:
Lol. Use the infrastructure provided by Nigerian government? They have to create theirs from scratch. Is that to big for tiny brains to process?

Ikology:
I am actually disappointed to see response of this type from a strong proponent of breakup like you. I hate it when all you always say "when we get to the river, we will know how to cross it". Zero strategies

mekaboy:
You license yourself and fly to countries that don't recognise you?

You wont fly over Nigeria air space to get to that country?

So the bank owners will fold their branches all over Nigeria to come and operate only in 5 states jn igboland?

Which currency will be stored jn those banks?

The staff that are igbo that left Nigeria back, who will pay them?

Power plant, generating from what? How long will it take to run new wires to all buildings in igboland?

Is04970:
Why not tell us Igbos should boycott the protest because of the significance of the date and the candidate?
The major issue facing the Southern part of Nigeria is because a good number of Igbos think the world revolve around them. They are jealous of Yorubas.

ArewaWife:
Anyone can do anytype of business they wish in the North. I'm not an extremist. That's why I support Atiku cuz he is Liberal and exposed. I don't eat pork, but anyone if free to do business in the North.

nsiba:
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Idoita....All IPOB rats are Igbos but NOT all IGBOs are IPOB
You are a rat and your boss is the Chief Rat.
selemempe do well to educate this nuisance

plaindealer:
lol...


Comedians and their usual internet fantasies..

Yankee101:
Right now these states get more from federal allocation than from IGR.

Only Imo and some Abia are oil producing, and mind you, not a major producer. If Imo applies the same reason you give for leaving Nigeria, it won't share its oil money with any other state.

So your argument takes in water and it's sunken



Akwa Ibom- the largest oil producer with 31.4% (504,000 BPD)
Delta – 21.56% (346,000 BPD)
Rivers – 21.43% (344,000 BPD)
Bayelsa – 18.07% (290,000 BPD)
Ondo – 3.74% (60,000 BPD)
Lagos – 2.64% (40,000 BPD)
Edo – 2.06% (33,000 BPD)
Imo-1.06 % (17,000 BPD)
Abia-0.68% (11,000 BPD

Imo + Abia per day = 28,000
365 days production = 364
@ $70 per barrel = 70
Naira exchange rate = 500


28,000×365×70×500 = N375.7bn


Imo State's budget alone was N346bn in 2021

Tell me how you'll fund the States' outstanding deficit.

Ojukwu and/or Nnamdi will have been allowed to happily form Biafra if only Igbo states were secceeding.

The Igbo states alone will be land locked, pay heavily to use Onne, buy heavily taxed food from the middle belt and North and be unable to house its returning citizens in the little land.

The part of Nigeria with the highest amount of killings for land disputes is South Eastern Nigeria. When igbos mostly live outside Igbo land right now

Ojukwu knows, as much as Nnamdi has learnt, that only with the Niger Delta can they have a VIABLE BIAFRA. But the Niger Delta suffered alot for Ojukwu's adventurism. Not happening again. The Tompolos know this. So should you.

Is fulani dominance to be accepted? Absolutely not. Goodluck started their dismantling, preceeding Obasanjo. The heavy military apparatus and artillery has been distributed among the six geopolitical zones so the north alone dosen't dictate coups and the constitutional conference outcome. The next southern president should make sure the regions return with full autonomy, we can control our resources and pay taxes only to the center.

Akponmfet:
I wish you people luck.
The Niger Delta people have nothing against Igbo people, it's just that we have nothing to gain from joining Biafra.
We have everything to gain by creating Niger Delta Republic.

Igboid:
That's the point.
An independent Biafra of just SE would be able to negotiate with Government of stronger nations to buy weapons for such wars.
We can woo allies and all.

We would be called aggressors, Maybe, but our people down there in SS would call Nigerians aggressors too, so the narratives would be balanced.

Point is that head or tail, we would need war to retrieve all Igbo lands in one country and we stand a better chance doing it as an independent SE country than we are currently.