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Nairaland GeneralShocking: Woman Lifts Objects With Her Vigina (photos) by semasir(op): 10:10am On Apr 19, 2015
Kim Anami became a sensation on the internet in 2014 when she released a YouTube video explaining 10 reasons why women should lift weights with their vaginas. In the video which now has over 1million views, the sexpert could be seen lifting objects with her vagina. It is believed that she squeezes her vagina to lift the weights because there’s something in her vagina to hold it.

Below is a post on her instagram page explaining vagina weight lifting;

My assertion is that these kinds of skills—shooting ping pong balls, opening beer bottles—ought to be the baseline for every vagina.
Look, it’s a muscle, just like any other. When you consciously strengthen it, you optimize its potential.
These potentials include: ping pong tricks, multiple orgasms, ejaculate that shoots across the room, and insane, life-changing pleasure.
All you need is a strong vagina.
And I can get you one of those.

Here are some of her jaw-dropping pictures that show her lifting objects with her super-strong vjayjay with the hashtag #thingsiliftwithmyvagina.

Source: http://madailygist.com/odd-women-woman-lifts-objects-with-her-vagina-see-photos/

WebmastersRe: How Good Is Smartweb Webhost? by semasir: 9:12am On Apr 19, 2015
You're on point and that's why I personally didn't opt to make it pressing but a choice because its my VPS for hosting sites from my end and I offer "only friends or those who are interested" too.

I opted out of web host reselling in 2013 due to issues thru my www.9jahostme.com portal then and hence been running it private.

Thanks for telling him more than insulting.

Vinshu:
I will advise the OP to choose a real company with a website not a person with a phone number.

Talking about quality, a Web host with an actual website and all relevant contacts tends to be more quality than some Nairaland user with a phone number only.

He said its his private host. . It could be his own private VPS. It may be a low end VPS that may not be able to hold your website. What if he cannot continue it tomorrow? Or something happens to him? Better be wise.

I'd choose smart Web or some other Web host not an individual.
Tech JobsRe: Webdesigner /bloggers Needed! by semasir: 4:05am On Apr 19, 2015
Sent you a BBM request......

Michdear:
Proffessional webdesigner and bloggers needed for a team work,really don't know what else to put down as at now,you can reach me via bbm:325A8E8F ,No:+2348137508882, thanks.
ComputersRe: Webdesigner/blogger Needed by semasir: 4:00am On Apr 19, 2015
I am available and can help out. Thanks

Michdear:
Proffessional webdesigner and bloggers needed for a team work,really don't know what else to put down as at now,you can reach me via bbm:325A8E8F ,No:+2348137508882, thanks.
WebmastersRe: How Good Is Smartweb Webhost? by semasir: 3:57am On Apr 19, 2015
You can compare with others and see the feasibility of the space and a bigger space costs otherwise but this is just a package from many. But mind you, its your call to choose from between cheap services and quality service.
Thanks

eugy45:
Just 100mb...hmmm
WebmastersRe: How Good Is Smartweb Webhost? by semasir: 10:58pm On Apr 18, 2015
At #5000, you can get this:

100MB Disk Space
200MB Bandwidth
5 Emails
5 Sub Domains
5 MySQL Databases
5 FTP Accounts
Unlimited Parked Domains
Unlimited Addon Domains
1 Free Domain Name


eugy45:
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alright i will reach you. thanks
WebmastersRe: How Good Is Smartweb Webhost? by semasir: 10:52pm On Apr 18, 2015
I'll be glad to provide you one though if interested..... Reach me via 08098002051 (phone/whatsapp)

eugy45:
which one is that?
WebmastersRe: How Good Is Smartweb Webhost? by semasir: 10:47pm On Apr 18, 2015
I run a personal host where my sites are hosted and your data space determines what price you get it. Thanks

eugy45:
which one is that?
WebmastersRe: How Good Is Smartweb Webhost? by semasir: 10:40pm On Apr 18, 2015
Not tested yet but I can provide you one and its my personal host too

eugy45:
hello NL's, i am about paying for smartweb hosting services. I want to know how good Smartweb ishuh
Thanks
WebmastersRe: How Can I Start A Bulk Sms Business Without Using This Nigeria Reseller Things. by semasir: 2:28pm On Apr 18, 2015
The license costs #10000 approximately for version 3 but the version 4 is about #15000 but I wonder why some think the Bulk SMS business is an instant hit and they run away once they can't cope hence tarnishing their image for fun and loosing value too.

maekhel:
Concerning mr leke's sms portal creator, how much is it and what is the meaning of no of licences
Christianity EtcRe: Must You Be Beaten To Speak In Tongues? by semasir: 12:54pm On Apr 18, 2015
Whichever the case is, if there's no one who understand or can interprete it, the speaker keep mute and please get it straight sir.....speaking in tongues also means speaking in another language e.g. I speak in English and another speak in Spanish but we speak the same thing and nothing more or can you please tell me what language is spoken by those who claim to speak it nowadays yet their talks is no language to be understood by humans?

dulux07:
According 2d bible, speaking in tongues is one of the gift of d holy spirit, interpreting is also another gift, some pple r blessed with both.

In some cases, d speaker might be able to interprete, while in some, an interpreter is required.

Speakin in tongues occurs in two situations, firstly when u r praying personall, God understands every lang. Secondly, It is a means by which d holyspirit communicate to a congregation or grp of pple, dat is when it occurs publicly, lik d day of pentecost.
BusinessRe: What Profitable Business Can I Start With #50,000 by semasir: 9:15am On Apr 18, 2015
Your skills and interests matter but I'll say so much is ahead of you to choose from such as:
*Bulk SMS
*Online Marketing
*Website Design
*Content Development
*Graphics Design
*Affiliate Marketing
*E-Commerce and lots more based on my discretion and my skills though.
Christianity EtcRe: Must You Be Beaten To Speak In Tongues? by semasir: 9:08am On Apr 18, 2015
You got it mixed up......the speakers were not taught or learned of the language but they just developed the art of speaking and understanding it clearly then......else how do you say something you do not understand and expect your audience to get it all right?

dulux07:
it was d audience, that understand what they were saying,not the speakers, cos d speakers themselves dont understand what they were saying, cos they were speaking unconsciously. Speaking in tongues has been abused, when u attend a real xtian church, when someone starts speakin in tongue durin prayer, most times der is always an interpreter.
Christianity EtcRe: Must You Be Beaten To Speak In Tongues? by semasir: 6:41am On Apr 18, 2015
Speaking in tongues actually is not unconsciously else why will those on the day of Pentecost hear and understand the languages spoken to them? There's no hidden secret in speaking in tongues to saying "rubbish" shirababa as said now

dulux07:
U dont jst speak in tongues, or jst decide ohhhh, i want to speak in tongues. it is more of something u do unconsciously according to d bible.
BusinessRe: Steps to Create a Bulk SMS Business And Turn It Into A Source Of Passive Income by semasir: 6:38am On Apr 18, 2015
When I see posts like these, I'm overwhelmed and is sure that with a few people like you, we can move forward.

I ventured too into bulk SMS in 2010 and started my platform in 2011 with no knowledge then but grew to understand it better with the help of JosephPhillip then too who guided and the rest is history now.

Bulk SMS can actually be a blessing if one is sincere and up to the task with the efficiency, reliability and service upkeep.

I recently ran into a newbie too who was helped with a cracked version of SPC 4 for just #4000 and I was alarmed but helped in my way and unfortunately the developer who helped him is running on SPC 3.

One ridiculous thing is their pricing and manner of service delivery which is appalling and sorta degrading to some of us with a name in the industry.

With time and consistency, I hope pirated SPC licences will be a story and also the biz left for the serious minded hence why I'm commending lojik's AFRISOFT for his pricing of SPC 4 license to keep the unserious minded away at least.
Christianity EtcRe: Must You Be Beaten To Speak In Tongues? by semasir: 6:15am On Apr 18, 2015
Speaking in tongues actually means speaking in another language but "silly" fanatics take it to the extreme now.
CareerRe: Urgently Need A Good Graphics Designer by semasir: 5:24am On Apr 18, 2015
I hope to help out and fit in for FREE or based on your convincion to renumerate

pintogen:
We need a good and competent Graphics Designers who will work on various Graphics design for web likewise for Media Printing, Applicant mus be able to use tools like Corel Draw, Photoshop, and any useful Graphics tools

For Application Kindly Contact: 07052017052 or send an email to: ipadeola4kay@gmail.com
Tech JobsRe: Sp3 Unlimited Licence by semasir: 5:05am On Apr 18, 2015
Of what benefit is ripping the developer of his pay when this cracked version of yours? I don't think you should come to the public domain as this to publicize it else you may be caught unaware. #MyThoughtsThough

princed4real:
Am not here to play games or pranks... Av got sp3
unlimited licence.. Nd if u need it, I'll give it to you at
a very reserved price... Note I did'nt say av got spc4
or spc2 or even spg....... Av got spc3 unlimited
licence with prove nd if u need it halla at me. @
07039038781
Christianity EtcInsightful: How The Apostles Died by semasir(op): 4:56am On Apr 18, 2015
1. Matthew
Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound.

2. Mark
Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses through the streets until he was dead.

3. Luke
Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching to the lost.

4. John
Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution In Rome. However, he was miraculously delivered From death.
John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos. He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully

5. Peter
He was crucified upside down on an x-shaped cross.
According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died.

6. James
The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his
enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club.
* This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation.

7. James the Son of Zebedee,
was a fisherman by trade when Jesus Called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church, James was ultimately beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the officer Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian.

8. Bartholomew
Also known as Nathaniel Was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip.

9. Andrew
Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony. His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: 'I have long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it.' He continued to preach to his tormentors For two days until he expired.

10. Thomas
Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the Sub-continent.

11. Jude
Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ.

12. Matthias
The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot, was stoned and then beheaded.

13. Paul
Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him to write his many
epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament.
WebmastersRe: Ask Me Questions About Bulk SMS Business by semasir: 4:20am On Apr 18, 2015
Thanks for the complement bro. I'm grateful

wealthmission:
Living testimony the guy is trusted
WebmastersRe: Ask Me Questions About Bulk SMS Business by semasir: 4:19am On Apr 18, 2015
*Yes..... I sell for one unit per SMS and also 1.7 units per SMS. You will be the one to determine your choice of package to opt for.

*The reliability is second to none (at least I can brag on this) and will only tell you that not until you try it out, you may not be able to pass a judgement.

Thanks

femzysticks:
i dont have a problem with your price but
-do you send at one unit per sms?
-how reliable is your portal
SportsRe: Keshi Fails To Sign New Deal by semasir(op): 9:05pm On Apr 17, 2015
Oginihuh

kodded:
grin grin grin
SportsKeshi Fails To Sign New Deal by semasir(op): 8:56pm On Apr 17, 2015
The much anticipated unveiling of Stephen Keshi on Friday did not happen eventually.

Keshi was scheduled to be confirmed as coach of the Super Eagles at the Nigeria Football Federation’s Glass House, but press men were left disappointed.


Only three members of the NFF executive were spotted at the NFF headquarters, while Keshi was reported to be in a hotel close to the Wuse 7 office of the federation.


NFF president, Amaju Pinnick is understood to have jetted out the country, to tie up a deal with a potential sportswear manufacturing company, while Vice President, Seyi Akinwumi was not in Abuja.

“I’m in Lagos and the president is not in the country,” Akinwumi told Goal. “When we are unveiling we will let you know.”

There are also speculations that the NFF is waiting on a change of regime on May 29, to announce a new handler for the national team.

Source: Daily Post: http:///kOV3hN62xx
WebmastersRe: Ask Me Questions About Bulk SMS Business by semasir: 7:44pm On Apr 17, 2015
Quite easy....with API from www.onenairasms.com from N1.25 per SMS or www.metropolitansms.com at 75kobo per SMS, you're good to go! Let's talk via 08098002051 on WhatsApp and I'll guide you thru. You can as well get a foreign API supporting delivery notices for you to monitor your messages all for the said prices. Give it a trial now and see the results

femzysticks:
Which reseller is fast reliable and same time less expensive?
That's my question for you
FamilyRe: Pls, I Need Advice And What Age Is A Female Allowed To Leave Her Father's House? by semasir: 12:49am On Apr 17, 2015
Kindly take caution with him and respect his opinions and see if he won't reason with you again on your independence
PoliticsTinubu-amaechi At It Again On The Next Senate President by semasir(op): 6:25pm On Apr 16, 2015
Just as the duo were divided in a furore over who emerged as the Vice Presidential candidates of All Progressives Congress, Outgoing Governor of Rivers State, Rotimi Amaechi and former Governor of Lagos state, Bola Tinubu are currently involved in a fierce political battle over who will produce Nigeria’s next senate president.

THIS DAY reports that Tinubu has thrown its weight behind Senate Minority Leader, Senator George Akume, for the office of the Senate President while the Amaechi is pushing hard for the emergence of Senator Bukola Saraki.

The APC is yet to zone the position of the senate presidency, however an anonymous source told THIS DAY that given the interest by different contenders for the office, it may be difficult for the power brokers in APC to reach a consensus with the gladiators on who would become the next Senate President.

Hence, a source said if a stalemate prevails, there may be a repeat of the episode in the House of Representatives in 2011 when members of the House opted to elect their speaker and deputy in violation of the ruling PDP zoning agenda which had zoned the two offices to South-west and North-east respectively

Source:http://www.newspunch.org/tinubu-amaechi-fight-again-over-next-senate-presidency/
Foreign AffairsRe: – Man Who Shot South African Lucky Dube Says He Thought He Was A Nigerian. by semasir: 5:33pm On Apr 16, 2015
Chai...... 4-5 comments and on the FPhuh I must know mods to feature me here ooooooo tongue!

So poor the govt here has been porous and we as Nigerians don't see good so much in our local made too lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: How Do You Curb This Addiction? by semasir(op): 5:00pm On Apr 16, 2015
grin General State of Madness self

clemz85:
told am... sorry I mean tell am,

no be GSM again? General Serious Matter
RomanceRe: How Do You Curb This Addiction? by semasir(op): 12:54am On Apr 16, 2015
shocked u be boss then and not him tongue

brooklyn49:
him dey craze na
I handles his documents...both hard n softwares, company n private..
so he can't afford to lose me

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