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Who owns the cock that crowed when Peter denied Jesus three times?

LoL.....just like the OP then.....

Renylee:
When lies become AMAZING!!!

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modskiller:
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VickyRotex:

VickyRotex:

you don vex ni

VickyRotex:
Kaiiii... Op, this your topic sef. Just to get attention.

Anyways, who has seen my Easter Bunny

Buhari has been declared winner of the Presidential election, that means no more comical quotes, from our first lady, and like it or not, Nigerians are going to miss that.

As a tribute to Mrs Patience Jonathan, this is a compiled quotes of her top 20 most popular hilarious quotes… Check below..

1)My Husband and Sambo is a good people(lol)
2) The President was once a Child and the Senators were once a Children(haba!!)
3) My Fellow Widows…..!!!!
4) A Good Mother takes care of HIS Children(HIS?)
5) The people sitting before you here were once a Children(WOW!!)
6) Yes we are all happy for the effort,it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one – Addressing Press men after Female Under 19 Fifa World Cup
7) The Bombers who born them?wasn’t it not a woman? They were once a Children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow(JESUS!!!)
My Heart feels sorry for these Children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or another…(just sad)
9) We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY?
10) Vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA .
11) I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide.(OH LAWD!!)
12) Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on.(She actually said that…*sigh)
13) On behalf of 2million, I donate my family.(how did Jona survive till now)
14) Why will Boko haram bomblast churches on christmas day, they don’t have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person, infact I’m a sadder woman right now and Mr. President is more saddest. (GBOOMM!!)
15) We all have HIV/AIDS except that some of us are positive and some are negative.(Hunh??)
16) Chai!! Chai!! There is God oh
17) Na Only You Waka Come
18)History will not be completely without Ojukwu
19) My Husband, Goodluck Jonathan and Sambo is a quiet people
20) Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment.(how she managed to construct this sentence will forever remain a mystery)

*Nigerians love you Mama Peace and thanks for Conceding to Aisha Buhari…

Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Professor Attahiru Jega, has exonerated President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan from the various rumours making the rounds that the president had put pressure on him to act in his favour during the elections

Jega who is leaving office June this year made this known yesterday in the morning programme of Hausa service of Voice of America,VOA, while being interviewed on whether or not he was ever lobbied by the president to act in his favour.

He emphasized that ‘all the allegations that Jonathan had put so much pressure on me was not true’, adding that such attempt to compromise him had never taken place anywhere.

Instead, the INEC boss clarified that since he became the chairman of the commission, all the money he requested from the president were given to him completely.

Recall that there were pre-election accusations of plot by Jega to rig the elections.Whlie series of groups and some opposition parties raised allegations of plots by the outgoing President, Goodluck Jonathan to compromise the INEC boss, the ruling party, PDP, also accused him of planning to rig the elections in favour of the All Progressives Congress, APC.

However, the INEC had dismissed the allegations that were widely published in some national dailies, not Peoples Daily.

A front page advertorial by a group described by Jega as faceless in some National Newspapers alleged a plot by the Chairman of the Commission to rig the 2015 general elections. The group cited the constitution of a presidential election result collation committee by the INEC Chairman as the basis for its allegation that a plot to rig the election has been hatched.

Although INEC, described the allegations as total falsehood and baseless, there were growing concerns surrounding them.

The Commission affirmed that the allegation to manipulate or rig the election is completely false and baseless.

INEC said that the Chairman of the Commission as the Chief Electoral Commissioner of Nigeria and the Returning Officer of the presidential election, has statutory and legal powers to constitute administrative committee(s) to facilitate the performance of his duties. The constitution of an in-house committee to assist in the collation process after the presidential election is purely an administrative arrangement to assist the Chairman. Members of the committee are officials of the Commission. They work as professionals and non-partisan technocrats and have sworn to the oath of neutrality in the execution of their official duties. They are drawn from the Operations, ICT and Legal departments of the Commission as well as the Office of the Chairman. This arrangement is not new and was the same as during the 2011 general elections.

However, the INEC boss has finally laid the matter to rest days after he announced the results of the presidential election, affirming that there were no attempt to compromise him on the elections.

Credits: http://www.newspunch.org/jega-what-president-jonathan-asks-me-to-do-about-poll-result/

lame.....

alberto2k:
this land looks fertile.. I think I'll plant my weed here

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Yeye girl.....see her wowo look self . Maybe the guy think say this will win her sha

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Thanks

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wealthmission:
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Thanks

paulhq:
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- cart feature
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Thanks

Greycells:
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Hello Nairalanders,


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Pls Contact me on 08095868291 ( whatsapp and Call)

Info@sanusiandcolimited.com.

Thanks.

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If you're a web guru kindly state your charges and also a link to your blog for a review.
Thank you.

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wealthmission:
thanks boss. I sent u a mail