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@Ex inferins,kai!
Do u live,eat,drink,sleep & dream pc's.
Ur analysis is brilliant & I guess factual because u sound knowledgeable but I ain't too happy with u cos I use a Hp special edition laptop.
Any how sha,weda hp,acer,sony,ibm,f.siemens,dell or apple,d koko be say make all man enjoy em lappy & make e last 4 am.
Need I say more?
Adios.

2 d service providers,I urge u 2 offer qualitative FB with full fncxns & unlimited download capabilities 2 all as a legal service as it will only increase their committment & loyalty 2 ur networks.
S:Chief,sorry but b4 u go,info just reachin us has it dat plans have been concluded by some brilliant FBtricknocrats 2 pass dis underground backdoor tunnel thru d path of d latest Service providers IMUsalat,What is ur response,Sir.
H:Hmmm,I'm not surprised.Dis is Nairaland & anythin is possible
S:Chief,thank u 4 makin time out of ur tight & busy FB schedule 2 talk 2 us.
H:Thank u 4 invitin me & givin me a platform 2 air my views & opinions.

in d rite dircxn afta all dey started dis Free browsin thing & I'm sure we can benefit 4rm their xperience,d rubbin of minds & d sharin of technology as I know we have some things 2 teach dem as well.
S:Finally,what do u make of dis new policy of sendin FBT's 2 d emails of all registered FBT users on Nairaland.
H:0h,dat's awonderfull,brilliant & xcellent idea.I mean,it will go a long way in reducin d long & endless queues @ d FBT stations in d land & above all it will bring sanity,law & order to d land by eliminatin d spammin of d board,d opnin of multiple threads of same content, multipostin & cure d virus of gimme,gimme.
S:What are ur last words & partin shot to d FBT users & d gsm service providers.
H:Well,I just want 2 urge d FBT users in d land 2 imbibe d habit of resrchin & developin new & beta FBT's.I mean we are really blessed in Nland with lots of natural hackin resources & d world has bcome one big hackin village such dat google,altavista,yahoo search,gigablast & skweezer are just a click away.

I have here with me a FBT affairs analyst,Senior Advocate of FBT's(S.A.F) and holder of d national honour of Officer of d Order of FBT's(O.O.F),Chief Honsule 2 discuss with me d impact of d new policies on browsing.
S:Chief,th
ank u 4 comin on our prgrme.
H:Thank u 4 invitin me.
S:What do u think of d new policy of dis govt.
H:Its a good policy on paper so far as it can carried out 2 d later.The real test will be in its implementa
tion.
S:Are u saying u doubt d sincerity of purpose of d S.A.
H:No,No.Don't get me wrong.D S.A is a man of achievements & uprite xrcter.He has always delivered on his
Promises & his record speaks 4 him but dis job is unlike any he has undertaken in d past as he is coming up against a powerful cabal with vested interests who are determined Nairalanders do not enjoy
d benefits of free browsing.Dis cabal has spies in his admin & their desperation has manifested in d blockin of lines.
S:What do u make of his plan 2 enlist d help of Russian & Indian FBtricknocrats.
H:I think its a step

In his 1st policy speech afta his appointment,d Special Adviser on FBTs,Just2Nice has said he will prevail on d telecom service providers 2 provide a front door entrance in2 their gprs networks in line with dis administrations vision 2010 plan of Free browsin 4 all.He said in d meantime,as a palliative measure,d Govt has signed M.O.U's with Russia & India 2 solve d problem of browsin
by enlisting d help of their FBtricknocrats in drilling an underground hole 2 gain access thru d backdoor 2 d gprs services of d telecom service providers. He also said very soon d endless queues @ d FB stations of Nairaland 4 FBT's will b a thing of d past as he is putting in place a system 2 deposit FBT's to d E-mails of all registered FBT users.This he said,will be d hallmark of his administration and he ended his speech by singing d popular song SOON & VERY SOON,WE GONNA BE BROWSIN FREE & LEGALLY.
Semid4lyfe reporting 4 FBT tv,Nairaland.

@Smartking4luv,mba o!Its more lik Jackie Li Fat.

In other news,d director of d critically acclaimed & multi Oscar winning Nairaland movie, The road to peace,Debirules has agreed 2 direct a sequel 2 d movie but dis time without d original actors as they are set 2 be replaced by Ogboralph a.k.a Danny Ocean & Smartking4luv a.k.a Jason Bourne.According 2 info 4rm a very reliable source,N.A.N, d News Agency of Nairaland & not Nigeria d film shall premiere tommorrow in YIM cinema on Yahoo tv & it will only be viewed by an exclusive audience who have been specially invited.The directors,crew & cast of d movie are keepin sealed lips on d possible plot of d movie but when pressed by urs trully,all d director would say was dat it will be more interesting & suspense filled than season 1.
Trust me I have managed 2 obtain an IV 2 d premiere of d movie & I shall be givin u a Samuel Peters by Bash Ali account as events unfold.
Semid4lyfe reporting 4 FBT tv,Nairaland.

BREAKING NEWS
Based on his years of selfless service,dedication 2 duty & his unrivalled & unequalled experience in communication,journalism & brodcasting matters,d F.E.C of Nairaland has announced d appointment of JUST2NICE as d new Special Adviser on FBTs.This appointment is with immediate effect & his duties shall amongst many include reporting 2 d F.E.C d latest
developments & news on FBTs.
In his response & acceptance speech,J2N said his immediate priorities are 2 configure opera 2.06,3.15,8.65 4 browsin on pc & also 2 ensure d passage of d F.O.I bill so dat FBT's go dey flow YAFUNYAFUN.
@J2N,I'm just tryin 2 add maggi & curry 2 d soup,hope u don't mind?

@Holyrule,check your connections,settings & configurations because I use MTN Opera 7.54 FBT on my Xp dtop & vista ltop without any problems.

@Smartking,U no see my byline.
''My train of thought is to run u over when u're on my track''
Why u come dey pour petrol 4 fire wey don quench?
U lucky sey I don turn new leaf so I go apply d brakes 4 my train mey I no run u over.
1 love.

@J2N,thanks man!Sorry I didn't acknowledge d receipt of ur mail.I've been too busy @ d war front but as I speak d war as come 2 an end as I've just signed a PEACE TREATY.On d other hand,as bodi dey inside cloth,I gas balance d equation by putting some kish inside pocket.
@Ogboralph,ol boy yee!U miss no b small o & d film no get part 2.Imagine a film starring Micheal Scoffield,Jack Bauer & several
A-rated actors & directed by multi oscar winning director,DEBIRULES.Need I say more?
By d way we recieved oscars 4 our performance and we have both been initiated in2 d NAIRALAND HALL OF FAME & LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY NAIRALANDERS.
@Mercy4all,YIM is same as my username.
CIAO.

@toluxa1,with d way u dey double post & quadruple post 4 dis forum,u go clock 1000 posts b4 d end of d week o.Che u no go take 2 my advice ni,abi make I send u western union make u take arrange am?

Etisalat had better give us legal free browsing just zain did back in d days or dey shall incure d wrath of a million hackers

@Debirules,I'm sorry 4 desecrating your thread.Its just that u guys should have been more discreet & not posted d tricks.
Moreover I never claimed 2 b d originator of any of d tricks.What I said is that I've discovered PROXIES which work with any of d mtn FBT on pc,u know what u put just after d @ on whateva trick u're using & lastly I ain't using your thread 4 publicity so PLS don't get it twisted & believe me,I'm a MAN OF PEACE.
@Mercy4all,why u come dey preach now?I no fit laugh, PASTOR WEY DEY USE FREE BROWSIN TRICK.kai, Nigerians.
Look,I thought I apologized earlier but its obvious u missed it because 'your post indicates u're still bitter & angry.
Look I ain't too big 2 apologize so guys I'm saying I'm SORRY to all those I've offended with my posts & I believe my apology settles any case of maturity or immaturity on my part. Mercy4all,I hereby extend my hand of friendship 2 u over cyberspace & Guys,PLS finally,FINALLY lets all SQUASH d beef talk and endless
criticisms.
Adios.

The order 2 close down channels tv could only have come 4rm d man @ d very top!Baba Go slow him self a.k.a Yaradull and d news broken by channels is an open secret within d corridors of power.I'm afraid what channels has just done is 2 make dat Baba reverse his decision 2 resign just 2 prove them & d critics wrong until he eventually dies of his chaug strauss syndrome or d supreme court kicks him out.
Abeg make una give channels back em license
because its d only tv station worth listening 2 4 news.

@Smartking4luv,my good friend,u don come again with this your evil laughter abi?Anyway sha nothing do u & nothing do me,so 1 love bro & by d way thanks 4 providing d motivation 4 me 2 look 4 proxies 4 d mtn pc trick.
@toluxa1,Its just that I always get pissed off wheneva boyz post any trick openly on d forum because that leads to the trick been blocked sooner than later & these guyz posted 2 tricks @ once.HABA!On a lighter note,this one wey u dey triple post, your enter button/joystick dey fail be that,so that 1 mean sey time don reach 4 you to change your phone o.
@Mercy4all,your reconciliatory tone indicates u're ready 2 make peace,so lets just forget about this little SPAT ,move on,shake hands and be friends just like toluxa1 adviced,but above all I hope d point I was driving at wasn't lost on u.1 love,my 'little bro.
Adios.

@Unleashed,I'm done with d whole FATHER XMAS thing & since u're an EXTRA TERRESTRIAL CREATURE lost in space I ain't 2 sure of your dental 4mula if u know what I mean.
@Mercy4all,u've 4gotten so soon how u where whinning,begging,opening multiple threads and multiposting on every thread and generally constituting a nuisance on d forum just 2 beg 4 mtn FBT on pc.kai, I NO FIT LAUGH.Look, I aint criticising u but correctin u.In short,my role here is akin 2 that of a pastor trying 2 place a backsliding member of his congregation back on d path 2 heaven. 1 love bro.
BY D WAY,JUST INCASE I CREDITED You WITH MORE INTELLIGENCE THAN I OUGHT 2 HAVE,I JUST EXTENDED D OLIVE BRANCH 2 U. Fucking FBtrickpplicant.

Mercy4all,u sent me 3 useless tricks that smartking4luv & co posted on d forum a long time ago when I have 4 other tricks apart from those ones. You sent me 3 opera servers when me get 13.Look,guy I've since moved on 2 researching 4 proxies 4 d MTN trick on PC & believe me as I write I have found 5 others that work very well apart from d popular s******** & p-s,so guy run your mouth & as u Know d ***/* trick I gave u has limited functions. I only sent u that mail 2 see if u had any trick I didn't have and u failed big time scoring 3/7 & moreover our elders say if u give a child sometin u ask em 4 a piece of it 2 see d type of person he is. You be guru na em u no even sabi how 2 browse on pc when me don dey browse on pc with d trick since early 07.
BOTTOM LINE:I HELPED You WITHOUT KNOWING You 4RM ADAM & EVE AND I DID IT OFF NAIRALAND and please I aint sayin u shouldn't help if u can but PLS do it off NAIRALAND.
Capiche!

Mercy4all,u're not getting d point are u?We communicated PRIVATELY in a closed circuit & not via d forum & I referred you to a site where u could get d trick and believe me I
have since edited my post on that forum.B4 u start runnin your mouth, beliv me,u didn't send me any trick I didn't have already.If u check my post u'll see d trick I gave u is d 1 posted here by debirules so I knew of it LONG before u knew how 2 talk.NONSENSE! As 4 that ur 5yr old SMALL BOY threat,pls go ahead,be my guest & paste it cos I'M SO SCARED.I ain't using binoculars but 4rm where I am I can see u're so excited 2 be browsin
4 free dat u're pissing in ur pants.Guy,grow up & stop being a kid.

Debirules,e never reach make u come edit your topic & post? You posted 10.bla,bla,bla & mercy4all posted d l trick,how many tricks come remain?You guys just broke an unspoken rule we have in d forum and it may be difficult for you guys 2 get tricks in d future cos believe me boyz dey watch.
I'm getting sick and tired of all u loud mouthed guys who collect tricks from others and post them in d forum just 4 some little fame and publicity.
ABEG COME EDIT UR POST JARE.YEYE!

ceejays80,nice work u're doing but don't u think a more appropriate title 4 dis thread would have been PRISON BREAK SEASON 4 ON PHONE.I mean dont be surprised if u wake up 2morrow and find dis thread has been moved 2 d tv/movies scxn.
Abeg provide a direct download link for d season 4 & keep in mind dat it must be in a 4mart compatible with our opera mini 2.06 & 8.65.

Femzy,me no wan engage u dis mornin cos its like u slept on ur head & d witches must have fed on d contents of ur brain.Moreover,its like u woke up on d wrong side of ur bed so abeg no come spoil my day 4 here and bsides dis thread ain't meant 4 retards like u.Weda,u biliv or not just take to d advice instead of misyarning,CAPICHE.

@honsule,I read about ralphs situatn back then,laffd & tot it was impossible,now I know beta.doubt if its network cos its particular 2 my line.
@Nasyrl,I'm afrd there is no 1 2 collaborate my story as all my guyz on d trick are still firing on all cylinders.
@4peace,no o!mi o mo meaning block.Wait make I go check d meaning 4 dxnary.YEYE.

still recieve calls.Dis my experience happnd arnd 9am on thursday and up till now that I'm posting this topic 2ru my phone,I still can't make calls but can only reciv calls.I have taken d pain 2 post my experience & d steps I took 2 check,crosscheck & rectify d prob because of d silly remarks & replies that I know will follow & so that peeps can learn,b on d watch & inculcate sum good & safe brwsn habits.By d way I was usin a proxy so don't even go there.
So,guys please do not just minimize your opera when not in use but close it.Also do not spend 2 much time online continuously but from time 2 time log out,chill 4 some time and log back in again.Also,I think d more proxies u hide bhnd d beta & finally watch your back because dey are on 2 us & as a result of frustratn of been hacked everytime dey block a particular trick dey have resorted 2 drastic sharian law,u know cutting off d itchy arm al2geda from d shoulder joint alldoe I don't think this is a battle dey can win.Yours in FBT,semid4lyfe.