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EventsRe: Youthful Woman Celebrates Her 80th Birthday (Photos) by semuni: 11:38am On Jul 29, 2021
And tinubu is 69,no be miracle so
CareerRe: Is There Any Advantage Of Having A HSE Certificate? by semuni: 7:37pm On Jul 28, 2021
Please how can one get your contact,may be an e-mail


36STATES:
I am actually planning to hire people with good health and safety background, and then sponsor them in NEBOSH general certificate to outsource some of my works in Nigeria. I own a health and safety consultancy in the UK and the work load is getting too much as my client base is growing monthly. I am still exploring the workability of the idea given the near non-existent of electricity in Nigeria.

I have three persons already working on pro rata basis for me in Kenya, and it pains me I can not do that in Nigeria because of electricity.
PoliticsRe: Tajudeen Bakare Charged With Murder Of Jumoke Oyeleke by semuni: 11:59am On Jul 27, 2021
I pray one of your loved ones will be a victim of such brutal killing ,so we can help you be trading blame whether is from police or agitators


JesseJo:
Yes, a stray bullet...But do not assume it's from the police or the agitators.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s revenue-to-GDP ratio lowest in the World – World Bank by semuni: 10:43am On Jul 27, 2021
What Buhari cannot destroy does not exist
PoliticsRe: Nigeria No Longer At Ease, Catholic Bishops Lament by semuni: 12:28pm On Jul 22, 2021
You guys should not be answering the idiot, shame will overwhelm him when he sees that he is too irrelevant and myopic.



Sincinnati:
If I tell you what I think about you and your post your pay masters will just wire funds to one mod here and my comment will be deleted and account banned.

So I will just leave you to keep littering the forum with senselessness just as you’re paid to do until wetin every sensible Nigeria is complaining and fighting against hits that mod himself, but I guess it will be too late for the mod then.

So, basically you and that mod are sadly irredeemable.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Account Managers by semuni: 1:15pm On Jul 19, 2021
Tell them say dem dey craze. A sane human being should not apply for such job, they will recruit you today,by tomorrow chucks ,Julian and moses will say you didn't reach target and sack you. No one works there for more than one month. Chucks is there feeling he has arrived ,na God go punish you chucks , some people resigned their jobs to take up the God forsaken job only for you to sack them same month without giving people chance to improve. Do you ever think that those guys have family to feed? The prayer of Joshua and others you sacked in like manner will continue to work against that company.


dammyconcept:
Please they are recruiting in Bfree for account managers
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeDXy8V711uydluj_VVlL9-tp8fGJRcFNwlDuDi-HLwW1Gj0w/viewform

Please for referral name it’s Winner Staff ID is BFR00239
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Teaching Job Or A Marketing Job by semuni: 9:52pm On May 15, 2021
Please don't give it a second thought go for teaching job,thank me later. Some things are better not said here

Peejayx01:
Good day everyone, hope our day went well.
I want your honest opinion on a issue bothering me.

So recently I got a teaching job that pays 25k per month, this job also comes with a free accommodation, a stone throw from the school(which means no transport fare). I was offered this accommodation due to the fact that my place is very far from the school.
Also, just today, a friend got a marketing job in a popular real estate company who only pays based on commission meaning no customer, no payment, but it comes with weekly stipends for transport. This has left me at crossroads presently and I'm not sure of the best decision to take right now. Please I need your advise...
TravelRe: Is My Visa Agent A Scam? by semuni: 9:54pm On May 05, 2021
For you to have done biometrics, don't think you have been scammed. As you know most embassies are just operating on a low key now. People are not getting invitations for interview like it use to be. Some are saying till the end of may. So just be patient with him and still do a follow up. Don't listen to people telling you you have been scammed, though I don't trust those agents,but the case you presented looks genuine. Ask very well about other embassies they will tell you,no invitations for now,just priority

DPlanB1:
Hi guys , please am in kind need of take on my current situation.

I applied for a canadian work visa through an agent with a down payment of 1miliom after which I did my biometrics capturing at VFS lagos .on

The problem now is that two months is almost gone and no feedback from the embassy and am seriously starting to feel the heat , I don't know if I should get my money back and start up a wine bar or wait for an update from the agent.

Anybody with an experience with situations like this with an agent should pls help me, am begining to lose my mind with my current state of joblessness and doubts of the legitimacy of the agent securing my visa.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: See The Company You Should Never Accept Their Job Offer by semuni: 9:44pm On May 05, 2021
Yea, his office and house is in Asokoro, Julius nyerere crescent closed to world bank. Never seen such a heartless man in my entire life. They say he hire and sack people every month and you have the gut to be inviting people from Lagos and far north for such a futile adventure. The emotional trauma I passed through then is a story for another day. He made useless of all our certificates and even said I'm not intelligent for not graduating with first class. Even having scored the highest mark in all the test he gave us, i wonder what he told those that scored low. I even showed him my masters result as the best graduating student in my class,he said how can he believe such a dull lad,that anyone that didn't graduate with a first class in university is dull. And he saw my class of degree before inviting meoo. Though it wasn't personal he melted same thing to each and everyone of us. The downgrading and insult and suffer no be here.

Christianokaro:
This C.J Amasike is based in Abuja too?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: See The Company You Should Never Accept Their Job Offer by semuni: 8:52pm On May 05, 2021
Please let's move this to Twitter, if Nairaland don't want to move it to front page,it will go viral in a minute, people ought not to fall victim of this guys anymore including the likes of Prof C.J Amasike . Wicked generation
Jobs/VacanciesRe: See The Company You Should Never Accept Their Job Offer by semuni: 9:16pm On May 04, 2021
That means they are many in that Abuja, there is one they call International Dispute Resolution Institute, headed by one beast called prof C,J Amasike. This idiot invited all of us from Lagos and some from far north and suffered us for how many days in the name of he wants to give us job, eventually sent us back without even the interview with nothing.We paid for our lodging, feeding and transportation. Imagine people that are still looking for job. Na atachhee me and some guys use come back Lagos as we exhausted all we had. If you even see how he was insulting all of us, is a story for another day. It was later the security man told us that no one works with the beast,is even his family house in Julius nyerere for Asokoro, we checked the website ooo before going, well built with different oyibo pictures everywhere as co-owner we no know say na one man business the idiot they do for his house , I know he is still receiving punishment for his wickedness. Please if you have any invitation from him don't go,that man can go to any leanght, cos he believes he has all the connection, even lectures in uniabuja faculty of law or something . Amasike God punish you wherever you are
CareerRe: After Apprenticeship, What Next? by semuni: 9:28am On May 01, 2021
Try get trade test 1,2,3 ,then apply for big companies, offers comes everyday as far as you have a technical knowledge, but that trade test is the basis. You can register for it around Gbagada if you're in Lagos. Just package your self very well,you won't be an ordinary welder. I have seen many welders making it big in big companies.

Thazard:
I'm a welding apprentice and I think it's time to prepare for the future.




I have some questions bothering me, I would like to get answers.

1.)After my apprenticeship program is over, how do I get a contract job in companies especially foreign companies.


2.)Do I need any certificate to further my career? If yes, what are they?
PoliticsRe: Mele Kyari: NNPC To Construct Africa's Largest Gas-Powered Plant In Maiduguri by semuni: 7:42am On Apr 10, 2021
And you think anyone will patronize this your business with this your mentality. Go and advertise is to the northerners, most of them are not on nairaland. So find a way of reaching them


derbfolukeb:
The North needs this type of development in reality. Let's either support development in all parts of the Country or divide peacefully, no need to keep dragging ourselves.
BusinessRe: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by semuni: 7:44pm On Mar 26, 2021
Abeg tell us more about him please.
Was there any shady deal?

Agwadi:
You bloody swine.....you and your fake dog-shit won't know peace on earth....f*ckers! I'm doing your writ of summons, I've your address and phone number - tracking you ain't hard. We will meet in Court angry
BusinessRe: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by semuni: 1:22am On Mar 08, 2021
The page is not loading fully as you can't move from page two to three,please what's the solution
FamilyRe: A Man Died, Buried, Appeared In Another Land Where Nobody Knows Him by semuni: 7:35am On Dec 06, 2020
Why are you trying so hard to defend other living dead like you. I know you don't want your family members to know you're living somewhere when they have buried you years ago.

UnBanEbenezer:
the said father brought in the confusion, maybe the colleague died that Saturday early morning and the dad put a call through that same day but certainly not on that Friday he saw the late colleague at work, it's not possible and I can't be deceived.
How can someone die by road accident Early in the morning and the same day his colleagues saw him at work the whole on the same day of his death?
it doesn't add up bro.
Any way nice story, anyone else with another tale,?
PoliticsRe: Lekki Shooting Victims Storm Lagos Panel Of Inquiry by semuni: 7:51pm On Dec 04, 2020
How do you sleep at night with so much hatred imbibed in you and delusion?


alasane:
me tire oo for that Lesbian (DJ Switch)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do I Sue My Well Connected Wicked Employer And Get Justice In Nigeria by semuni: 10:56pm On Sep 06, 2020
You yourself is even more annoying. You have gotten two offers and couldn't go,they tie you there abi your village people dey on your matter.


Aquilazng:
I thank you all for your kind and honest replies. I have written my resignation letter already but the fear of the unknown is holding me back especially this covid-19 issue. People keep telling me to hold on and keep managing it. But what use is a job that kills me emotionally everyday? The most painful part is he's very sensitive to all moves. He will never approve my leave nor give me a chance to attend any interview. I have gotten two good offers but couldn't attend the interviews. A lot to reveal but I don't know who is reading so I cut short. We are actually being enslaved presently.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Urgent Vacancy by semuni: 9:55pm On Aug 31, 2020
Will the person carry the CV to Ikeja and start asking of firm. Mccew incomplete information

bishopjoe02:
Vacancy, a firm around ikeja/ogba is looking for people to do product upload to their e-commerce website.

Requirement: must have a laptop and live around ikeja/ogba
Reply if you are interested or have someone
CareerRe: I Earn Over 300K Monthly... But I Don't Love My Job by semuni: 5:06pm On Jul 28, 2020
A friend had same issue,but his own was worst than yours as I was working with a female beast. The hatred was written all over her and tribalism was her other name. He stayed put,though it wasn't easy as going to work everyday seems like going to war front. He was trying to save a little money to start a business, because of the hatred she recommended him for sack. The appointment was terminated , He was paid little money which he added up with the savings to start his business.

engrrichie92:
it's stressful, exhausting...not what I really love/want to be doing

My boss dosent like me...I can perceive my colleague see me as incompetent hence I don't have their respect

But then it pay this bills...that's the only motivation for me

I feel it shouldn't be that way...it should be more than money

I want to resign...

Just thinking out loud
HealthRe: Dr Stella Immanuel COVID19 Hydroxychloroquine Video Deleted By Facebook, Twitter by semuni: 4:19pm On Jul 28, 2020
Teacher nwa Njoku ,can you give this guy a breathing space? Why keep following him everywhere,did he eat your yam? Why not go and apply to Cambridge as their new English Professor?



Dotherightthing:
21. Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.
RomanceRe: Run From These 7 Deadly Sins, In Fact Flee by semuni: 10:07am On Jun 21, 2020
Why the inferiority complex, why are you stressing your self propagating your faith, your saw the topic that is a Christian thread, no one invited you,you just came in to disgrace your family and the mother that brought you up as usual. If you're so satisfied with your believe why not hold on to it and stop behaving as if someone forced you into it.


Sodiquinone:

Oh, Christ worshipers! We want an answer to our question from your wise. If the Lord was murdered by some people’s act…what sort of god is this? We wonder! Was He pleased by what they did to Him? If yes, blessed be they..they achieved the pleasure of His But if He was discontented….this means their power subjugated His!! Was the whole entity left without a Sustainer… so who answered the prayers? Were the heavens vacated…when He laid under the ground somewheres? Were all the worlds left without a God…to manage while His hands were nailed? Why did not the angles help Him when they heard him while he wailed? How could the rods stand to bear the True Lord when He was fastened How could the iron reach Him and His body pinioned? How could His enemies’ hands reach Him and slap His rear And was Christ revived by himself…or the Reviver was another god? What a sight it is!A grave that enclosed a god! What’s more weird is the belly that had Him in it! He stayed there for nine months in utter darkness…fed by blood! Then he got out of the womb as a small baby, weak and gaping to be breastfed! He ate and drank, and did what that naturally resulted in Is this a god??!! High Exalted be Allah above the lies of Christians All of them will be held accountable for their libels Oh cross worshipers…for what reason is it exalted and blamed who rejects it? Is it not the logic to break and burn it along with the one who innovated it? Since the Lord was crucified on it…and his hands were fastened to it? That is really a cursed cross to carry…so discard it Don’t kiss it! The Lord was abused on it…and you adore it? So you are one of His enemies!! If you extol it because it carried the Lord of the worlds why don’t you prostrate yourself and worship graves, since the grave contained your god in it? So, Christ worshiper, open your eyes, this is what the matter is all about.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dicey Situation, Advice Needed! by semuni: 9:30am On Jun 18, 2020
Wait for the school



Nwaotu10:
Please, I'm in need of advice, I don't want to make the wrong choice.





During the early stage of this pandemic, I got a job as a teacher in a classic school located in a village in Anambra state, and the take home is #44,000 after deduction of tax. So, I'm kinda waiting for school to resume to commence the job.





Now, it happens that I've a friend, who stays in Abuja, and he's into mobile money(pos) . He has like three shops scattered all over the city of Abuja.



I called him one day and explain to him how life has been so unfair to me. He told me to come down to Abuja and manage one of the shops. He said he will accommodate me in his apartment and as well, pay me 20k monthly.





Now, Considering the fact that Abuja they said, is a land of opportunities, I'm giving moving over there a considerations, but something deep within me is opposing the idea, and I thought it wise to share it, so that I could get sincere advices from people.



Thanks, as I kindly anticipate your responses.
Foreign AffairsRe: Abdelmalek Droukdal, Al-Qaeda Leader, Killed By French Military With US Help by semuni: 9:53am On Jun 07, 2020
Specialist in terrorism matters,world wide consultant, I hail you


Calibrator:
You don't fight terrorism by killing top henchmen.

They will only just promote the next SOB in line and business continues as usual.

To fight terrorism, you have to go to the root cause and cut off their recruitment line.


No new converts, no terrorism.
HealthRe: Please Help, My Mind Has Not Been At Rest by semuni: 9:42pm On May 26, 2020
You will be OK,just try and forgive yourself. God has already pardoned you.


quote author=Maclink288 post=89921223]Good day everyone, I'm a guy of 22years before now I've promised my parents that all through my stay in school I won't endulge in anything sexual but as of last 2 month something happened, I made out with a lady(didn't penetrate) but since then my mind hasn't been at rest, I over think, I'm loosing control, my heart beats faster, I've told my parents about it but yet I'm not calm.

In Addition: I took a substance (Man power) on that day, I don't know if it's what is affecting me. It's over 6weeks now.

I've run to God and made a vow to him if I get free...
Please Nairalanders, help me out[/quote]
FamilyRe: Wife Trying To Ruin My Career Within A Few Months Of Arriving Abroad by semuni: 6:00pm On May 23, 2020
Bro don't mind them, they are kids talking from their anus. You did nothing wrong, just try and make sure you're separated as fast as possible so not to loss all you have worked for. She is a toxic element.






quote author=LinLinGentle post=89561631]All these people here that kept saying I did not treat my wife right in Nigeria don't actually know what they're saying. The answer is NO. In Nigeria, she never touched her salary, I never leave house chores to her alone, I did most things men do to show love to a woman. She just makes sure to tell me how inadequate I am and how she could have had better than me and deserves more. She had this ex boyfriend she always compared me to. Also, she has always had this pathological attachment to her extended family and makes it a duty to paint me in a bad light to anyone willing to listen. Her family expect more from me than I could offer, but did not even nurture the kind of relationship where this could happen. I was always the one doing the calling and visiting and all I get back is criticisms. Throughout our stay in Nigeria, none of her family members ever visited our matrimonial home, cos my wife cannot stop staying things like ''He drinks too much'', ''he never stays at home'', ''I think he is cheating'', ''his mother is a witch'' etc. We were both young professionals and we had busy lives back in Naija so we used to keep a maid, a driver etc. It was not really what you would call a patriarchy at all, just that I had a lower threshold for bullshit. The only difference between when we were in Nigeria and now is that I cannot keep up with her gbas gbos here, and have to back down most of the time for peace to reign, but back in Nigeria, she dared not do or say some things to me cos I would reciprocate swiftly. I am just a normal man with ''African mentality'' like most of y'all, I am not a trouble maker. I am just unfortunate to have this kinda wife whose expectations I have never met and who thinks I don't deserve appreciation, affection, respect, loyalty and love.[/quote]
TravelRe: Moving Back To Nigeria After The Lockdown by semuni: 7:54am On May 23, 2020
Deborah?

JewelStone:
I'm not gonna lie...I miss Nigeria sometimes which makes me flirt with the idea of splitting my time there when my kids are older. I miss my family, my friends and the sense of community.

But then I remember lack of internet and electricity, horrific healthcare system, bad roads, bigotry, lack of value for human life, insecurity, police brutality, immense corruption, tribalism, crumbling or non-existent economy and a million other horrible things. This quickly resets my mind.

My solution which I'm currently working on is to bring my sisters and my best friend over to live in Sydney with me and make good living for themselves. Then I won't have any business with Nigeria anymore except to visit my parents every two years.

So to answer your question: no, nein, never!!!
HealthRe: COVID-19: 6 iSON Xperiences Workers In Ibadan Test Positive - Seyi Makinde by semuni: 11:42am On May 20, 2020
Is childish attitude


quote author=olaniyilukman post=89754924]What exactly do you gain from this first to comment[/quote]
RomanceRe: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by semuni: 10:54pm On May 17, 2020
Which advice are you seeking. ,go on with the marriage, we will all tell rest in peace soon, at 25 you're already talking of marriage, even to marry a wrong person that doesn't have regard for you and your family. Ogbeni count your loss and forget that relationship and move on, you're planning untimely death for your self. That girl can abandon you if things get tough but your mum can never,remember

quote author=funkmrflexx post=89653044]We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.[/quote]
RomanceRe: My Fiancée Deletes Chat On Facebook After Conversation by semuni: 2:45pm On May 08, 2020
Keep on looking for wetin no loss until you kill your self of hbp



MichealKin50:
My Fiancée Does This. What Does It Mean?

Good day all.

The lockdown has brought my fiancée and I more closer. She spends most of her time now in my place than hers. While staying with me, I one day carried her phone to make call I discovered she doesn't put password on her phone.

Just few days ago while she was sleeping, I used her phone to Google something online and something pushed me to open her Facebook app. When I open, I realized she deletes chats after conversation. I was looking for the messages I do sent her on Facebook and could not find any.

I can't figure out what this means.
BusinessLockdown Ease- People Are Now Standing In Bank Queues And Exchanging Their Spot by semuni(op): 10:07pm On May 06, 2020
People are now standing in Bank queues and exchanging their spot for N10K - Nigerian man raises alarm

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