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so??[quote author=nwaigbo_mg]Wao! Dats my beatiful cousin sitting next to rochas (left) amaka ihekwaba of rochas foundation owerri.[/quote]

oyibo side, dey r jobs but pple dont like dt type[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]It aint any different on the oyinbo's side too[/quote]

who says graftin shortens the legs? except it is done by a quack!!! d bone must nt b extracted frm d fibular, d hip bone is mostly used durin graftin coz it grows back easily instead of d fibular

Pearl Joy: Dude,MTN dindnt say a UNIPORT student,it says a Port-harcourt student. How many colleges are in PH? Thats why u keep failing exams

they are only tryin to broaden our curiousity

drealnamdy: ur fadaaaa!!!! It iz ur family dat must be buried diz season..rubbish...

these kind of posts should be hidden.....we need no illiterates on nairaland, we come here to learn, educate, and relax....and not use of abusive words...

[quote author=Ricky_Ross]Dear Sir, if you ask me MTN have tried in this particular case. I didn't believe anyone was gonna win such an amount from Empty Hen bonanza. MTN are fraud, we all know that, but N64million naira no be beans. N64million Naira is over 300k USD, that UNIPORT girl dont graduate by force. She can establish 3 companies at the same time and be an employer of labour.

I pray she doesn't fall into the hands of bad boys[/quote]so how are u sure its not one of MTN directors sister dat won it? Dey wil give her the cheque for the public to see, later collect it back n give her 5 milllion settlement......now who lost? If not we d foolish customers

I killed this HOUSERAT at my house in Oshodi yesterday

werepeLeri: SMH. So who will moderate the providers?

have they eva been moderated?

GEJ wil soon set up another COMMITTEE to look into this demand !!!

chosen04: Members of Jama’atul Ahlis Sunnah Lidda’awati Wal Jihad also known as Boko Haram have said they are now willing to seize fire and stop all atrocities being perpetrated by their group and work against other existing groups if the State and Federal Government will truly heed to their demands.

The acclaimed spokesman of the group, Abu Mohammed Ibn Abdulazeez, who doubles as the second-in-command (Amir) to their leader Imam Abubakar Shekau revealed this in a tele-conference with journalists in Maiduguri on Thursday stating that if the state and the federal government want the group to seize fire completely, then former Borno state governo,r Ali Modu Sheriff must be arrested and prosecuted according to the law of the land.

He also said that apart from the arrest of Senator Ali Sheriff, government should compensate the group and rebuild their places of worship which were destroyed during 2009 uprising.

Abu Abdulazeez further stressed that, all their members who were arrested and are under the custody of security agencies must be released with immediate effect, and all their wives who were displaced following the crises as well as their children must be rehabilitated into the society to create room for a fruitful dialogue with the Federal Government.

He pointed out that for a dialogue to take place, it must be through the following elders namely: Dr. Shettima Ali Monguno, Former Head of State General Muhammadu Buhari, former Yobe State Governor, Bukar Abba Ibrahim, Ambassador Gaji Galtimari and Barr Aisha Alkali Wakil and her husband, Barr, Alkali Wakil, insisting that the dialogue must not take place in Nigeria but Saudi Arabia, as according to him, the government of Nigeria is not sincere for dialogue due to its betrayal in the past.

Abu Abdulazeez also said that the group has mandated five members who are to mediate on their behalf; they include himself (Abu Mohammed Abdulazeez), Abu Abbas, Sheikh Ibrahim Yusuf, Sheikh Sani Kontogora and Mamman Nur

While speaking on the series of killings and unwantom destruction of property that took over Maiduguri recently, Abu Abdulazeez disassociated the group from such act, pointing out that such attacks were politically motivated by those seeking for power in the Borno Emirate council, government or otherwise, but not in line with the ideology of the sect who are fighting for the cause of Allah.

He also said that,the burning of old and newly constructed primary schools witnessed across the state were not masterminded by the sect, insisting that the burning of such places were carried out by aggrieved politicians who were denied contracts from the state government.

http://dailypost.com.ng/2012/11/01/we-will-seize-fire-government-arrests-sheriff-compensate-us-boko-haram/

dopeJemi: Say what?

Wherez liverpooL 2day

C'mon nau

U urself knw

In spain its barca n real madrid
In itaLy its ac milan
In germany its munich
In engLand....

I'm sure u don't nid a soothsayer 2 tell u dat its manchester united, livepool haz faded away

Apart 4rm liverpool, which oda team haz succeeded in europe 4rm england

Man-u even tops d forbe's List

Oboy u too sabi Ball....one united

Antivirus92: and you're not still counted among the bests in europe. Madrid,ac milan,liverpool,bayern,barca where is man utd?

Where is chelsea??

Antivirus92: you're really winning with 14 players. 11 players plus refree and 2 linesmen. When you're supposed to show ur strength in europe, basel and athletic bilbao will chase like the cat chasing a rat.

wat about champions league in 2008? Abi dat one was in planet "jupiter" not Europe

call me on 08070871772 to install a good SINEWAVE INVERTER in ur house it can last 3 days wen fully charged[

codebrew85: Please, do I need to scream to get a response?

call me on 08070871772 to install a good SINEWAVE INVERTER in ur house it can last 3 days wen fully charged

codebrew85: Good day all, I just started learning programming and PHCN is not helping at all with their epileptic power supply in my area. My laptop's battery doesn't last more than 3hrs. The lack of steady power supply is really pushing me to the edge but I don't want to get discouraged. Please can you suggest an alternative power supply that I can use and I don't mean gen set. There's this device that INEC officials used during the election- a rechargeable battery that lasts upto 6hrs. Does anyone know where I can get to buy it? Thanks all, as I await your response. Mod, please front page.

die hard man-u fans SMH

Onyeasi: I'm a die hard Man u fans.. To be frankly, the ref got it all wrong. The first red card is approved with the rules guiding football. But the second yellow card which resulted to a red card (shakes my head). The English football is turning to another thing entirely.. Racial abuse here and there. What a ref will racially abuse players, callin Juan Mata a Spainard twit, only Mikel knows what he call him.. Happy with the win though..

juman: Ooohhh, people are dying anyhow. Very very unfortunate country.

That was how one of my cousin died along Abuja - Kaduna road some months ago.

Very unfortunate country. No to one nigeria.

heeey....not naija plssssss...*all bad tins must nt be pushed to us

Agiliti: the beach is crazy

as in bar beach??

freecocoa: I wonder what sex will be doing on the list of things I love the most.

but ur name is "freecocoa" , so which COCOA do u give freely??

This picture is simply the handwork of PDP . Did fashola even totally ban bikes? The rule is simple, DONT RIDE UR BIKES ON THE EXPRESS ROADS !!!! Come to think of it, must everybody live in Lagos? If u feel fashola banned bikes from lagos, why not relocate to ur village n start Okada there n see if anyone wil ban u!! The problem is dat Everyone wants to claim I am in Lagos....let's learn to accept development n innovations instead of living in a lawless country n complain everyday !!!

Dr2great: With her Wide and tasteless toto

u don taste am b4

Now tell me if these shooters were caught n burn by ALUU pple if u wil pity dem

ebamma: oga u sef like freebies pass me oh,why u no just collect them the 200k go your way,abi u tink say money dey grow on trees for manchester na him make u insist to travel go dia?

pple like u is why Nigeria wil neva move Forward

KINGwax: you're jes a somalian clown! Cos nigerian clowns are more intelligent even in their jokes. Why do u alwys have to gutter-mouth nigeria as if u aren't washin white men's toilet to make ends meet!

Nigerian girls he said and not Nigerians !!!!

Obansajo for don get more than 50 court cases by now

all4naija: No! I would rather escape and call the police!

u must be a yoruba man

MRbrownJAY: @OP
You shouldn't mix apples and oranges. The scenario you gave is completely different from what happened to these 4 students.
1) an armed robber is committing a serious crime while these 4 boys only crime was to "supposedly" steal something (focus on SUPPOSEDLY)

2) killing the armed robbers would be self defense because you would be in a situation where you believed that your life (or that of your family) was in danger, while these 4 boys never threatened anyone's life.

3) if you actually believe that what happened to these boys was RIGHT (aka killing innocent people because of your own selfish beliefs), then you would obviously also believe that what BH is doing is also RIGHT.

do u also knw dat d debtor shouted in self defense? Coz the so called "Mr. Fearless guy" came with a gun, d debtor did not ask anyone to kill anybody, he was defending himself

Pacify: I can understand your point of view coming from that angle but I want to be believe that there's a distinct difference between a set of robbers threatening to kill you and the speculation without any proof that some set of boys were robbers. Besides, since the boys were caught, it would have been fair justice to hand them over to the police rather than lynch them in broad day light

this does not in anyway answer the question, if those ALUU boys were same robbers on ur door by dat 2am, wil u attempt to apprehend 4 of dem n hand dem over to the police or u wil "shoot at sight"

Mauyiwa: I think dis man called Fashole is a wicked fellow. how does the stping/Banning of Ocadas from the Lagos roads help the issue on ground if not worsen/ cause crime all over the state. I think someting shold be done to the laws dis man is taking at hand if not he should be impeachead cos I cant really tell the benefits we have really gained 4rm his renure in office as the state Governor...... ;

SMH...no governor is named "FÀSHÓLE"

yes, u are absolutely ryt, it could be dat he was using simple LOGIC !!!

logica: If both policemen were working towards the same goal (as one of the policemen was pleading), what I can deduce from the above was the other policeman that beat the boy simply did it to get the mob on their side and believe they would "handle" the boys properly (as in punish them and not allow them escape).

Imanuelle: What are u saying
I skool in uniport.... And i know these ppl.
Aluu ppl beef the students!


Did u actually spend time to type so much rubbish?
U deserve an award!

Dat is because the students kill, molest, and Rob Aluu indigenes

Una no dey even think sef !! How can he say garri is sold in Baskets Too much garri don make most of una dey suffer frm GARRIASIS (inflammation of the iris)

Abi dem wan thief our money pass dat bridge dat day and dem no want make we see