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Literature / Re: Butt Hurt by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 12:23am On Jan 03, 2014
gcfr.com:
senbonzakura_kageyoshi means: VIBRANT DISPLAY of 1000 cherry blosoms. @OP ur name iz cool.


awww, thanks!
Literature / Re: Butt Hurt by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 8:07pm On Jan 02, 2014
teeheehee.....hope didn't gross you guys out too much!
Literature / Butt Hurt by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 3:37pm On Jan 02, 2014
"Ouch!" I yelped as soon as my rear made contact with the seat.

"What's the problem?" Sola, our Branch Manager asked, peering over her headmistress glasses at me where I sat, desperately trying not to rub my stinging behind.

"Nothing", I replied, through teeth clenched so tight, light couldn't escape. "I think a nail just poked me in the......y'know....."

There were quite a few possibilities as to what she should know but when she cast a glance in the general direction of my crotch, I realized she had picked exactly the wrong thing.

"No...." I stuttered. "Not....."

She kept on peering at me for five more seconds as if expecting me to suddenly break down and confess before returning to the sheaf of papers before her. I felt sexually molested.

"The quarterly board meeting is holding this month, as you already know. As the most successful branch for this quarter, we will have to send a representative to present our quarterly report to the board. As our Agent Of The Month for last month, you have the honour of presenting the report to the board."

Now, while I'm sure my brain isn't running on two short planks and a stone on a piece of thread, it took me nearly a full minute before what she said made it's way to my consciousness.

Mainly because it was still processing the pain coming from my, er, posterior region.

What?!!!!! I yelled in my head.

"What?" My lips echoed, completely of their own will.

"You heard me," Sola snapped. "I won't be attending as I have an important meeting with a potential client. Since we are the closest branch to head office, I suggest you take an okada to beat any traffic.

I winced at the mention of the word okada. I had taken one this morning when running late to work and promptly regretted it. The Okada man decided to take the most circuitous route with as many potholes as the pimples on Sola's face. By the time I got to work, I realized I would have been earlier if I had walked.

But being late wasn't my problem with the okada idea.

I squirmed in my seat and sat on it again. This time I screamed like a woman undergoing deliverance.

"What is it?" Sola yelled.

"Nothing!" I threw back instantly in a voice barely louder than a whisper and panting lightly.

"See, whatever your problem is, don't go and embarass this branch at the board meeting."

I nodded painfully.

She peered over her glasses again at me, apparently trying to figure out if I was either high or exhibiting early signs of the onset of madness. At the end, having decided it was neither, she waved me out of her office.

"Better set out now so you can get there on time. Before I get another report that my staff are fond of being tardy."

I packed the stack of papers that was our branch quarterly report and waddled to my office where I deposited the papers on the table and was about to settle into my seat when a trumpet went off in my head and I changed my mind, grabbed the papers and fled.

By the time I got to the head office, tears were running down the sides of my face to the point that the okada man decided I was a frustrated job seeker and asked me not to pay out of pity. I wiped my tears and waddled into the office where, apparently, I was being expected.

"The chairman of the board is yet to arrive," the front desk receptionist informed me. "You made good time".

I nodded quietly and headed off in the direction of the elevators.

"Mr Segun!" She called from behind me. "The elevators are under maintenance. You'll have to take the stairs."

The board meeting always held at the top floor.

Which also happened to be the twentieth storey.

I sniffed back a tear and headed for the stairs instead.

By the time I got to the meeting room, I was ready to throw myself off a balcony. I made my way to my allocated seat, a position of honour, two seats down from where the chairman of the board would sit. I instantly began to wish I hadn't been staff of the month.

It was one of those modern chairs with a wooden seat. I gingerly sat down and winced as my rump made contact with the hard wood.

At which point the chairman's Secretary walked in to inform us that that the meeting would be held at the office conference room instead.

Which was on the second storey.

"Mr Segun, is there any problem" the regional manager asked on spotting the new cascade of tears down my face.

"No!" I replied instantly, like he had just accused me of raping his wife. "I'm fine. Just have something in my eyes, that's all."

He looked at me for a few seconds before saying "well, let's get going then."

I gingerly got up from my seat and made my way to the door. I was only a few paces away from the door when I tripped.

Fell.

And sat heavily on the boil on my butt.

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Literature / Re: Exam Blues (A Short Story) by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 4:02pm On Dec 18, 2013
Reading this was like reading something from Tom Sharpe....really well written! From start to finish, this story flowed naturally and I must say I did pick up a thing or two from you. Hope that's not an end to your writing.


(pretty awesome end to the story too!)
Literature / Re: What To Do About Short Stories...... by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 3:47pm On Dec 18, 2013
noble4d: Honestly,short story writers should also be motivated.

How can a short story writer be motivated when you know that your thread will disappear into second page obscurity within hours if not minutes? Go over to Naijastories and compare the number of short stories going there with the number of series. You have a pretty balanced number, unlike here in Nairaland that it's overwhelmingly skewed in favour of series writers. It is absolutely discouraging and i'm sure it also accounts for quite a number of the short story writers who just couldn't bear to see their stories die rather quick deaths deciding to write series. I won't compromise on mine. I would rather my stories die the quick death but not without a fight.
Business / Re: E-commerce In Nigeria by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 3:42pm On Dec 18, 2013
@OP, I think your topic is a bit off what you posted. IF you're trying to compare Ecommerce websites in Nigeria, well, I don't know, there doesn't seem to be that much to choose between them. As far as most people know, Jumia and Konga are the only Ecommerce websites in Nigeria (which, quite frankly, is not true as there are many, many other ecommerce websites in Nigeria. A quick google search would surprise most of you). There's Kara.com.ng (design is really not good), Kaymu (Not really sure if this is an ecommerce site per se. Seems like they are just a platform for retailers to showcase their goods), Yakora (pretty new, really different design unlike nearly every other ecommerce site in Nigeria that looks like a clone of Jumia), Traclist (feels more like dealdey to me than a full on ecommerce site), buylikemagic.com (design is rather washy and they seem to have very few products). I'm keeping an eye on the newer sites as it seems Jumia and Konga have reached some sort of duopoly agreement. Their prices and offerings are pretty much similar and there's really little to choose between them.
Literature / Re: What To Do About Short Stories...... by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 3:38pm On Dec 18, 2013
KingzPen: If I were in your shoes, I would create a thread, name it 'My Short Stories.' Then, I post any short story I have subsequently on the thread to give it the kind of attention I want.

This is possible if and only if you really mean to keep writing short stories because you cannot just post a short story today and after one month post another, this wouldn't improve one as a writer and also wouldn't achieve the aim of creating the thread.

My little advice, create a thread then inject all your short stories there anytime anyday you want...

Good points, but what about those that hope for their stories to make front page? I mean, i've not seen one post make front page twice so what happens if you have, say, two stories on your short stories thread that are front page worthy since they are, technically, the same thread? Besides, when trying to reference a previous story, it would be much easier to post a link to a different thread entirely where readers can find the story and it can be fully discussed in its won right instead of having one thread discussing say, four or five different stories which would be rather confusing. Al;so, you can never underestimate the power of a title. A new visitor to the board would be less inclined to visit a thread title "My Shorts Stories" as against an actual story title which should appear if each story has a thread.

(I seriously wonder why everyone is acting like this is not an actual issue. Before this whole series writing became a thing, wasn't it just short stories nearly everybody was writing?)

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Celebrities / Re: Us Blast Mariah Carey For Performing In Nigeria by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 3:16pm On Dec 17, 2013
Is that an OX fan I spotted at the corner of the picture?
Literature / Re: What To Do About Short Stories...... by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 1:31pm On Dec 17, 2013
It is so unfair! This discourages those who want to write single short stories and be done with it or just trying their hands at writing short pieces for the very first time from posting. Especially when you post a story you think you're done with and someone asks for updates. I must confess, it has affected me greatly as I've noticed that it's one of the main reasons i've been posting less here and a bit more over at NaijaStories under a different moniker. I think every kind of writing here on this board should have an equal opportunity at exposure. Someone could write an exceptionally brilliant short piece but it goes into really quick obscurity just because someone else split what should ordinarily be one post into fifteen. Even when I started two series here (which I have not updated since forever because, quite frankly, I don't have the consistency for series writing), I made sure that before I post an update, it has to have some content, not that I make each paragraph a seperate post - it feels like i would be cheating someone else.

The essence of this post is to throw the question open to the general board because between Myn44 and myself, we weren't able to come up with any workable solution. The admin (Seun) would not create a different sub-board for short stories and the like and stickying short stories to give them some sort of competitive advantage would require mods reading through each post to ensure it is quality enough to be stickied which is stressful for the mods and quite unfair on other writers who won't get the chance to have their posts stickied as well.

I really would like for a solution to be found to this problem ASAP. Thanks for every contribution in advance.



And sorry for the epistle! smiley

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Literature / What To Do About Short Stories...... by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 1:22pm On Dec 17, 2013
I don't know exactly how to put it now, but it seems like the Nairaland literture main board is going down one very narrow path. No, don't get me wrong, it is not necesarilly a negative path. It's just one that is too lineated to allow robust development of different types of writing. This path is series writing.

I complained to one of the mods earleir while nominations and voting for the board awards were on (I think that was last month or two months ago) when I noticed that a huge majority of the nominated stories were series and the nominated writers were writers of series. Now one would think it just means that the series writers are better but that is wrong. It's just that the Nairaland system favors writing series than single short stories.

Here's how it is; now, a new post on Nairaland automatically appears at the top of the pile, directly below stickied threads. Now as new threads are created and old threads are updated, said post starts going down the board if it remains without an update in the form of a comment/post. Which, in most cases, is the fate of single short stories, till they disappear from the board's front page altogether into second page obscurity. Series on the other hand get to have updates, if not by comments from other board members, then by updates from the poster/writer. A cursory look the Nairaland literature board front page shows and overwhelming majority of series jostling for space with those as short as three pages long to those with multiple of tens of pages long all vying for the top spot, pushing the more modest single posts and request/info posts to the periphery at the bottom of the page:

Phones / Re: This Airtel Backlash Is Misguided! by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 5:41pm On Dec 05, 2013
texazzpete: Guys, we get it. You're upset that the exploit you've used to use BIS data on your cheap Android phones is being closed by Airtel. You're upset that now, you'll have to start paying for your data bundles like the rest of the populace. Yes, data plans are not cheap.

But please, can you people STFU for once and stop this incessant whining?

The problem is not with Airtel. The problem is that the data plans we have from our carriers are rather expensive, especially on the low end. Instead of making this all about Airtel, take on ALL the carriers and take your complaints to the NCC.

FACT: Airtel Data plans are not more expensive than plans from Etisalat or MTN. Saying you'll break your Airtel line over this is just plain childish. If MTN gives you better service, why not port over with no fuss?


FACT: Complaining here on Nairaland will not change anything. If you really feel aggrieved at this situation, why not tweet at NCC Nigeria (@NgComCommission), for example, to complain about high cost of data plans.

I have zero stake in Airtel. In fact, I ported my Airtel line to Etisalat some months ago thanks to poor internet data speeds in my region. I voted with my Naira. Do the same with minimal fuss if you feel aggrieved.

You are quite right, though I'm sure most will slag you cos, I admit, you did sound a tad condescending....like the other guy that opened a thread in the phones section to explain how the whole BIS thing was going to end. Thing is, people had got kind of used to the whole airtel thing being available so to suddenly find themselves without an alternative (cheap, at any rate), they had to turn on the party "denying" them their cheap internet: Airtel. Even more so because a huge majority of android/PC users that got airtel lines for browsing with BIS didn't have airtel sims before the whole thing started and only acquired sim cards for the purpose, so when they say they'll throw the sim away or relegate it to "the bench", I believe them.

I don't know how much airtel stands to benefit from this (though the general impression is that they gained from it seeing that people that normally wouldn't smell Airtel from a distance not just bought sims but paid for BIS as well) so it's really their business why they chose to shut it down. I was rather impressed that they thought it wise to notify customers before the shut out (unlike *clears throat* a certain yellow network that would just slam the door in your face....two days after you've subscribed for 6gb grin grin ).

Others are aggrieved because, usually, what Nigerians consider to be "browsing cheats" don't cost them anything. But since theyt were p[aying for the Airtel ish, they felt they had some kind of say in whether it sdtays or goes and such like so it did irk them to receive SMSs from Airtel declaring the "awoof" would be ending.

All in all, i'm just thankful that half the time, i'm at work and I use the wireless internet there. Off-work, I manage 2k for 500MB.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Superhero Text Messages! by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 6:06pm On Dec 04, 2013
The Last Nazgûl: Really hilarious.
Found this one as well.

grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Superhero Text Messages! by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 5:31pm On Dec 04, 2013
Mobsync: The bakery guy in the second one is funny. grin

Lolz, when all the super heroes want to fight one person, why won't he open a bakery!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Superhero Text Messages! by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 4:16pm On Dec 04, 2013
Some more....

Jokes Etc / Funny Superhero Text Messages! by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 4:15pm On Dec 04, 2013
Okay, so I was doing my daily cracked.com rounds and one topic was about what it would look like if super heroes send each other text messages or chat. Here are the best gems i got!!!

(All credits to textsfromsuperheroes.com via cracked.com)

www.zakuraweekly.com

Jokes Etc / Re: Sins Of The 3 Nuns by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 5:33pm On Nov 13, 2013
!!!!!

I don vomit finish......
Jokes Etc / Re: B-r-e-a-k-i-n-g News On ASUU Strike by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 5:30pm On Nov 13, 2013
bishopoliver: Breaking news on ASUU strike !!!
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نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم
خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی داندیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفتدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما گر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نور اگرthe president said رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره اگر ر سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی داندیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفتدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما
If I hear anything else, I'll let you know.

Are you serious? I heard that ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفتدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما ش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی داندیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش گر رفتدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما گر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیسایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفتدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم but ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفتدا نیست نقش دیه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره اگر ر سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی داندیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش

Can you just imagine!
Jokes Etc / Funny Pic Of The Day: Dear ASUU Meme…. by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 5:17pm On Nov 13, 2013
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Restricts Danfo Drivers To 8-Hrs Of Work by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 10:52pm On Nov 12, 2013
Uyi Iredia: Let's see waht this fool has vomitted.



And who drives for 8hrs without taking a break ? You are silly to assume so. Let's see this 'essential word'.

It would do you well to take note of the bolded word next time. Then back to your suggested policies:

I was referring to the next messed-up point where you mentioned a person, as not bothered by drivers suffering mental breakdown from drug and stimulant abuse. Too dumb to know which sentence I was referring to. Too much the nitwit, to note, I used the word SUGGESTION.


Now, I would like you to point out where exactly in the report that it was said that the Government was trading in its responsibilities to provide the above in exchange for drivers taking breaks after each eight hour stretch.

An inane question, you douchëbag. The point is that other, more basic problems exist and you applaud 'white-washing policies'. Policies that fail to address more pertinent problems some of which warrant long work hours: a peabrain as yourself would question this.



Se what an interminable complainer you are?

What a d*ckhead ! How many times have you seen me complain ? Given your lack of mental acuity, get this into your airhead, I hardly comolain except when it is of relevance.


Oh, and we should wait till the drivers complain before such a law is passed? Oh really?

So off-point undecided


Why don't we wait till all the airlines are complaining that their planes are dropping out of the sky before implementing reforms in the aviation sector. Isn't ASUU still on strike? Is that not the product of government waiting for the complaint before acting?

Another cold trail.



Wait, are you for real or are you just an annoying internet troll?

Then comes up with a failed assumption. It would be a comolement to call you a dunce in this case.

Oh, you ARE an annoying internet troll.




And, heads up, comolement is not an actual word. There are free dictionaries you can download online.

Dah, forgot, you're about to run out of free bandwidth.
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Restricts Danfo Drivers To 8-Hrs Of Work by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 5:24pm On Nov 12, 2013
Note: I'm not saying that its good that our drivers are overstressing themselves. I'm just saying that its the fault of the economy and not the drivers. Let's treat the cause and not the symptoms. There are many things that are wrong: the danfo buses (paragon) is a moving corpse, the drivers are illiterates, the conductors are touts with bad HR skills. But all these are just symptoms. We need to treat the cause. If we do, the symptoms will disappear. But even if they don't, then the govt will be justified when they try to eliminate the symptoms.

Bro, there is nothing wrong with alleviating the symptoms while treating the root cause. The government did not say "oh, since the drivers will now start taking rests, we will stop providing infrastructure and creating better transport systems". Laws like this are supposed to be effective in the short term while long term solutions are being implemented. If we wait till the root causes are dealt with, what happens to the drivers who do have health breakdowns during the same time frame? Would you call those collateral damages of treating the root cause? You also realize that when these drivers have health issues, most of them either self medicate or resort to public health centers which means more pressure on our less than effective and over-burdened public health centers. With one move, the government is trying to reduce its burden and encourage a bit of healthy living amongst the drivers. Is there anything wrong with that?
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Restricts Danfo Drivers To 8-Hrs Of Work by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 5:18pm On Nov 12, 2013
Obinoscopy: Whichever way you look at it, there's no way you'd expect a danfo driver not to be on the look out for passengers for 8hrs at a stretch. Telling him not to work for 8hrs at a stretch is the same as telling him not to work beyond 8hrs. This is because once he goes to rest, the rest of the day becomes useless. The law stipulates that the commercial driver should go and rest for a stipulated period of time. What if the period he's supposed to rest is the rush hour? You want him to continue to rest when he hasn't even made enough money to feed his family for the day (LASTMA and co must have taken the ones he made earlier). Then when he comes back from the compulsory leave, he will then queue up in the park waiting for his turn. When it eventually gets to his turn, the rush hour will certainly be over.

Its very wrong to stipulate the period of time a danfo driver works. He's not a civil servant. He pays his taxes. Don't dictate to him on when to go and huzzle and when not to. Our economy has been harsh on him, don't make it harsher. Mind you, its not every day that a driver will even want to work beyond 8hrs. There are days he works for just 3hrs and there are days he doesn't work at all.

Nobody is stipulating the time he should or should not work. What the government is stipulating is the duration he works at a stretch. The government did not set any specific time that they can start work and they should end work. For all we know, any driver can choose to start work at a time the rush hour falls within his 8 hour stretch. It becomes an issue of planning for the drivers and not that they are mandated to begin and end at any specific time.

Once he goes to rest, the rest of the day becomes useless? And who made this so? When your regular workers take their breaks, does it make the rest of the day useless for them? If after he takes a rest he chooses not to continue for the day, it is his call. If he chooses to continue, then it's back on the road for him and good-luck to his hustle.

That he is not a civil servant even makes it more imperative for him to take breaks and regain some energy. Civil servants are entitled to breaks and most of their jobs are not as physically demanding and tasking as what these drivers do. Who needs a rest more between civil servants and commercial bus drivers, especially in an over-crowded and stressful city as Lagos? It is not in the driver's best interests to allow him just go gung ho till he breaks down because Nigerians are such hustlers that if you leave some of us, we will work round the clock to make an extra dime which, while good for your pocket, is not good for your health. And if they are not healthy, how will they earn money for their families to survive? If any of these drivers experiences a breakdown at the wheel and crashes, would you foot the medical bills of both driver and passengers?
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Restricts Danfo Drivers To 8-Hrs Of Work by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 4:45pm On Nov 12, 2013
Obinoscopy: You were the one with the wrong perception. What made you think I didn't notice the "8hr stretch" stuff?

This:

Obinoscopy: If you ask me, I'd say this is very harsh on the danfo operators. This guys are struggling to make ends meet. Agberos/Area Boys/Touts feed on them, Police/Yellow Fever feed on them, LASTMA/VIO/FRSC feed on them and even the military also feed on them (they claim "Staff" thus they don't pay for their Tfare). How do you expect these danfo operators to feed all these parasites and still have change left for him and his family with just 8hrs of work. And if I may ask, how do the govt intend to measure the number of hours spent by a danfo driver?

Inasmuch as I don't like the poor services and poor HR of our danfo drivers, I think the govt is coming down a bit hard on them. The government must realise the bad economic situation of this country and ensure that its policies are not anti-people. I rest my case.

Still going to defend that?
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Restricts Danfo Drivers To 8-Hrs Of Work by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 4:24pm On Nov 12, 2013
Obinoscopy: I chose to ignore your first comment. I will ignore this as well.

Your call. My only concern is that some people will read your posts made from a conclusion drawn from a wrong perception and run with it.
Entertainment / Re: Fans Hypnotised With Olamide’s Roman Emperor Pose by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 4:02pm On Nov 12, 2013
The guy in the fourth picture looks more like one of those Nollywood spiritualists....l
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Restricts Danfo Drivers To 8-Hrs Of Work by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 3:04pm On Nov 12, 2013
Obinoscopy: Exactly! They are now the ones to dictate to a danfo driver who's struggling to make ends meet on the number of hours he is to drive. Its not as if they are paying the Danfo drivers any stipend. How will they even measure to know the number of hours a danfo driver spends at a stretch? This is a misplaced priority

*Sigh* I asked you to go back and read the story properly and you failed to. I'll just be benevolent and help you out; now the story says "eight hours at a stretch". Meaning the driver can drive for eight hours straight then has to take a break. After taking said break, driver can resume for another eight hour stretch. Capisce? Doesn't mean driver drives for eight hours, then parks his vehicle and calls it a day.


(really won't be surprised if you try to defend your first reply after realizing your mistake. someone has already done that on this thread.)
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Restricts Danfo Drivers To 8-Hrs Of Work by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 2:13pm On Nov 12, 2013
Toksytoks:

I dont need to exchange words with u. Ur IQ is reasonable low. Am a medical Doctor i ve worked in A/E units and trauma centres u dont know a bit about accidents, deaths and statistics. Unfortunately u have a phone which doesnt require abit of common sense to use. Tell me a state in the world with over 16million people and over 8million cars with no traffic issues. In indonesia traffic officers are trained to take deliveries just in case pregnant women get stuck in traffic. Lagos state just gave out right for cable cars, 5 jetties almost completed for water way transport in ipakodo,mile 2 , badagry, ajah and ikoyi. Mile 12 BRT extension, light rail from badagry to orile with a 10 lane road all these are efforts by the govt to ensure traffic free lagos. But fashola wont drag people out of theit cars to take the train or ferries when they become functional. As for stimulants u dont know what it means . Go to the motor parks and see whthe local herbs that these drivers consume..what do you think they contain? Vitamic C? Together with the Road safety I volunteered for free health campaign at motor and trailer parks. Cigarrettes contain nicotine a powerful stimulant not to mention marijuana which some of this drivers take. I have no problem with people with docile brain, trying to appear smart when not is the issue. You are absolutely not a smart person, coming tops in your village primary school is not a criteria. You neer to retake common entrance exams. Nobody is saying traffic jams will disappear just like that. If i own a bus i shld employ 2 drivers at least and sticking to routes will make transit time shorter and more convinient for drivers. Get urself enlightened it doesnt cost much..
just leave that one. He/she/it is trying to justify the gaffe he made back when he first read the thread and failed to read "at a stretch"
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Restricts Danfo Drivers To 8-Hrs Of Work by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 2:01pm On Nov 12, 2013
Obinoscopy: If you ask me, I'd say this is very harsh on the danfo operators. This guys are struggling to make ends meet. Agberos/Area Boys/Touts feed on them, Police/Yellow Fever feed on them, LASTMA/VIO/FRSC feed on them and even the military also feed on them (they claim "Staff" thus they don't pay for their Tfare). How do you expect these danfo operators to feed all these parasites and still have change left for him and his family with just 8hrs of work. And if I may ask, how do the govt intend to measure the number of hours spent by a danfo driver?

Inasmuch as I don't like the poor services and poor HR of our danfo drivers, I think the govt is coming down a bit hard on them. The government must realise the bad economic situation of this country and ensure that its policies are not anti-people. I rest my case.

bros, go back and read it again, properly this time.
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Restricts Danfo Drivers To 8-Hrs Of Work by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 1:58pm On Nov 12, 2013
Uyi Iredia:

Poor thinking from a brain all mushy from watching Bleach. The policy's I listed would do mych better in improving drivers' welfare without cutting down on worktime. You must be a buffoon to think kesser sorktime guarantees better concentration. The problems from traffic congestion alone will hamper this, you ever considered that pollutants ftom vehicles, not worktime is the cause. Not to mention an unevidenced suggestion that all drivers take drugs. Stimulaants are taken by many. But drugs ! Get HALF a brain. It is dumb of you to think this policy will better things when more fundamental problems are yet to be solved. BTW, did the drivers complain or you are just being a lazy snit who thinks drivers must work for 8hr for better their health ?

Even poorer thinking from a brain that fails to notice simple and essential details in really simple statements. Remember what caused the whole back-n-forth? Your apparent failure to notice the words "at a stretch" that came after "8 hours"? One would think you would have learnt from that one but no, your addled brain went ahead to skip over another essential word when I typed some and you took it to mean all. Let me help your lazy self out by pointing out where:

You may not know that some of them take hard drugs and other stimulants just to keep up with their nearly round the clock routines.

It would do you well to take note of the bolded word next time. Then back to your suggested policies:

Lots of folks work for more than 10hrs at a stretch. If I expect any policy now from govt. it's to create better roads, improve traffic control and road maintenance.

Now, I would like you to point out where exactly in the report that it was said that the Government was trading in its responsibilities to provide the above in exchange for drivers taking breaks after each eight hour stretch. Se what an interminable complainer you are? Oh, and we should wait till the drivers complain before such a law is passed? Oh really? Why don't we wait till all the airlines are complaining that their planes are dropping out of the sky before implementing reforms in the aviation sector. Isn't ASUU still on strike? Is that not the product of government waiting for the complaint before acting?

Wait, are you for real or are you just an annoying internet troll?
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Restricts Danfo Drivers To 8-Hrs Of Work by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 12:27pm On Nov 12, 2013
KriTic24_A++:



On this particular issue, i think i fully agree with you LastPage...

Why did Fashola and his co-horts who have been preaching Lagos as a model not start "Social Security Benefit" the past thirteen years of their strangle hold on Lagos despite the astronomical rise in their IGR?
Everything they do is hardly in favour of the masses.
Opeifa compeled all Lagos Taxi users to buy taxi cabs from his own company's arrangement with a bank at a higher rate.
Opeifa condemed the use of Tokunbo vehicles for taxi because he has a company that sells new cars at cut-throat amount..

Though, agreed that Lagos no longer need molue for transportation, they were chased out of existence by a Lagos government that did not have a heart for them and the people who use them, only for all of us to be queueing up in the scorching sun sometimes in the rain on a daily basis, waiting for a BRT that is more or less a glorified molue that are not even readily available...

If BRT arrangement is actually for the masses, why was the Train banned from picking passengers at Oshodi, a bus stop that even expatriates know as one of the busiest bus stops in Lagos with the largest concentration of passengers, considering the fact that trains are the principal means of transporting large commuters?
Because BRT in those route will not make money for their owners, so the train was prevented from there.
Why did Lagos government not apply the same agression they visited on Okada and its riders on the Touts at every bus stops in Lagos...because somebody up there will need them when an election comes arround...

They will soon remind you that it is your CIVIC RIGHT to vote, but ask, why are they not telling you now that it is also your CIVIC RIGHT to benefit from all the good thing they and their families enjoys??

Because they don't have a heart for us but for their pockects...

While I agree on the issue of touts being a menace, getting rid of them is not as easy as you would think (and even if the state government bans touts tomorrow morning, some people will still come here to call the government insensitive to the common man). Most of these touts have no skill for anything other than manual labour - which most of them do not want to engage in. For a lot of them, this is the easy lif - standin at bus stops collecting money from hapless drivers and conductors. Offer them jobs as labourers/unskilled workers and they would turn that down (and most likely end up being a menace if you indeed employ them). Take this away from them and they turn to the next available thing: crime, which i'm sure you wouldn't like if you end up being waylaid by a deprived former tout and dispossesed of your belongings.

I'm just really peeved that the whole touting thing was allowed to develop into the problem it is now. A solution to it would have to be something really well thought out.
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Restricts Danfo Drivers To 8-Hrs Of Work by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 12:01pm On Nov 12, 2013
logica: Right. It can't be implemented. Tracking devices and odometer reading is rocket science. I agree.

Oh I see what you did there....grin ....too bad it will go righ tover the heads of most people on this thread

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Car Talk / Re: Lagos Restricts Danfo Drivers To 8-Hrs Of Work by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 11:10am On Nov 12, 2013
vislabraye:

Thank you for the response. I think the problem with most people is just ITK.

Asides "stocked in traffic" being quite hilariously wrong, here's a liddle tip; it does not matter! As far as you have been at the wheel for 8 hours at a stretch, you should take a friggin' break. You think drivers start crashing at the wheel in traffic? Traffic is probably even more stressful for the drivers than when the roads are free because that is when they have to meander and manoeuver their way through, usually resulting in plenty shouting and angry, sweaty faces. I can't see anything wrong with the law. Only issue I might have is how they plan to implement it and the possible costs to the drivers and conductors (for the whole registration and uniform thing).
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Restricts Danfo Drivers To 8-Hrs Of Work by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 10:25am On Nov 12, 2013
Uyi Iredia:

Lots of folks work for more than 10hrs at a stretch. If I expect any policy now from govt. it's to create better roads, improve traffic control and road maintenance.

Oh, please! Jobs that would put other people's lives at immediate risk, right? Do you know this your disposition is selfish and not selfless? It is for the good of the drivers when they take breaks after every eight hour stretch. You may not know that some of them take hard drugs and other stimulants just to keep up with their nearly round the clock routines. But of course, it is not your business. It is not you that might suffer breakdowns and minor to major mental problems due to drug and stimulant abuse. When a driver breaks down or goes crazy, what's your business, as long as you've got to where you're going. Nigerians can be such a dissatisfied buncha people! I couldn't believe some people actually complained when pregnant women and children were banned from using Okadas. I mean, for whose good? But no, you all want something to whinge about. Maybe you should find yourself on a bus with a drowsy driver....maybe you would be inspired to think differently.

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