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Get a pc and install photoshop, corel draw on it.
These pictures Don't measure up to professionalism.

You can decamp for all I care...
Buhari is Nigeria's next president.

MzNelly:
---Patience
---Honesty
---Verrryyy funny
---Religious
---Sweeeeeeet

op said 3things...

Mznelly,

I know that every nairalander has the liberty to create whatever threads...

But hey, this was in no way reasonable...
So disappointed

Why not? Perhaps a thread should be opened and tagged "nairaland's hall of fame " and the names of the rewardees should be in that thread...

To be frank, most women have no idea of what they need from men. They are so veiled by what they want in contrast to their needs...

That's why it's so hard to fathom their thoughts...
The best you can give a woman is what you have...anything besides that na die ooo. If she rejects whatever you have to offer, she doesn't deserve your love.

I cannot kill my life because of a girl...It's not worth it

Blackett:
Cross the road. But watch out for okada.

Anytime I read this blackett's posts, I'll always laugh. He has this very great sense of humour, and has a flair for lashing at the same time.

Bro,I dey always gbadun to dey read ur comments...
No homo please...

Oh Lord, Bless this op with brain

JurassicPark:
If you take a brighter look, you may be the one with a baseless and biased ranting here

A man truly called by God does not share tables with ungodly men in the name of Nigerian politics.

Except he's denounced his calling, that is if he was called in the first place

Psalm 1:1

You're not weighing the pros and cons here. What if he was called? I believe that everything happens for a reason...and if God wants to answer our prayers for a better leadership, should we still naively choose for God?
I'm a Christian, and one thing I know for sure about God is this; Isaiah 55:9 "For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts."

You have no idea what Nigeria can become under the administration if GMB and PYO...so what's all your fuss about osibanjo's intention to run as vp?

You better start acting on the faith you claim you hold on to. As for me o,I believe God has answered our prayers for a better Nigeria and as such, I won't judge the prospective aspirants based on religious sentiments.

JurassicPark:
Nigerian Politics is a dirty Game
For a pastor prof to be involved in it is a Shame
If he is rubbished in the end, he bears the Blame
Anyone who disputes this must be very Lame

Faibuhari:
Osinbanjo is a disgrace to christiandom, Musiwa also said he is a disgrace to his Independent western region. Does Osibanjo has a problem of running nose with the way he tilts his head upwards on his campaign posters

I'm so stunned at the naivety that oozes from these posts.
What's wrong in a pastor or professor who from all indications has no past record of indulgence in political misdemeanor contesting for vp? It's people like you that see good things and destroy them.

You better start posting reasonable comments other than posting sentimental, biased, baseless rantings.

DickDastardly:
They said "POPULAR" and not "NOTORIOUS"

Based on your proposition, boko haram shouldn't be on that list.

First five nairalanders to comment....in case this makes fp


BTW, I do love y'all romancelanders...

MzNelly:
As much as all you've mentioned is correct.....

You really gotta stop creating these threads meant for bashing ladies; be objective, bash your own kind---at least once. Your chauvinistic and supercilious attitude is becoming almost too overbearing. Someone I'd like to refer to who's done this perfectly is tosyne2much. His threads are mostly about girls, but once in a while, he talks about the shortcomings of guys as well. If you, however feel your threads should concentrate perpetually on demeaning ladies, bash away.

My opinion.

You could create a counter thread though
And I don't think the thread was meant for bashing...basically, all he said has elements of truth in them.

Eh eh...
Happened when I was in 300level...
There was this baby that was about writing waec in my home church, and she boldy suggested a relationship.

I was like what the heck? I was 20 at the time and she was 15! Clearly, It was just a high school crush...so I gently pointed out to her that she should just forget it and read for her waec. Besides, She was just a small girl...but very pretty.


She's in 100level now... thanks to my advice.
We still talk sha

Aystarz:
Seeing that u don't agree to her trying to make her young marriage work, as advised by the poster u quoted, perhaps she should consider divorce then, or what do you propose? Mtcheww! If u have nothing meaningful to say other than to make baseless criticisms on other people's comments, just shut the hell up !

Its my opinion that you don't know what criticism means....
There's a big difference between highlighting a cogent point and completely disregarding someone's entire point of view.
It will do you no harm to go through the posts again and see how I suggested how she can make her marriage work....and infact, does it not take two to tango?


Attention seeker oshi.

Tandullceblog:
*shyly covers face*

Mumu

yungchop:
cool down and catch fun, you won't die before your time, sorry for the previous posts... Was catching fun, alright?

Bro,
fear catch you ni?

Kologie:
how else can u please a man other than way the that pleases him?

Brother,
the point is mutual respect for each other's convenience.
Because something pleases me doesn't mean I must impose it on my better half...thats pure selfishness. In all true sense, men won't take that nonsense so why should we shove it down women's throat?


To answer your question, there many parts of the body that if stimulated the right way, could yield tremendous pleasing. You just need to do your research on those areas...as long as you are comfortable with it...


Marriage and sex should be enjoyed and not endured.

RevDesmondJuju:
You are a heathen Muslim and as such you will not understand.

Mph...
Clueless ignoramus.
How did my response depict my religion?
There was a simple question from the op, and you opened Scriptures that in the first place didn't answer the question.
And then worse still, you tell me I'm a heathen muslim.
There are no words for your stupidity

Blackbeauty:
Your husband has been watching porn big time..."born again" indeed!!anyways,u hv to manage him eh...thats why u shud not marry any one without confirming how compatible u are sexually..yes...i said it!!or else d marriage u are saving it for wil scatter faster than a pack of cards because of this same issue..d men that claim to be spiritual and wud agree to no sex. before marriage are even far bigger peverts than those that club and womanise...my two cents is either u swallow it or get ready to lose him to another woman..cos every woman just has to be a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets.I work a legal mediator for matrimonial cases..truth be told,sexually related disputes are the root cause of many divorces..so,the choice is urs..the truth is bitter op..but its my duty to womanhood to tell u as it is..its absurd that he is forcing u to do it..so u have to find out more abt swallowing it..read good books on sex,surprise him with a bj and swallow it..and please thrs nothing wrong in doing it because two married persons are supposedly one flesh...once u make d decision to marry someone..it takes extreme measures at times to stay married!

@thebolded
Ma, you just defined slavery....

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Jackeeh:
Oga Seno the origin of this fine lady's problems, stems from her inability to perform this one herculean task. If she can find a way out or around, all will be well. My main advice to her was to try and save her marriage at all cost. It's a pity the only part your eyes gleaned was "swallowing spilled milk". Once again, Sister save your marriage. Make it work. That's all that matters.

Brother, how can you say that her problems originate from her discomfort towards swallowing cum?
And the part of saving her marriage? I don't think it's solely her responsibility. Both of them have to agree on the same basics...


I get the point that you feel she should save her marriage...but I believe that two people are involved here, and if one of them feels stupid enough to disrespect the other's comfortability, then I do believe there's nothing much the other can do

RevDesmondJuju:
It was spoken of in the good Book that as the end approaches deciet will take over mankind.

Today, homosexuality is not only celebrated but promoted.

ISIS, in spite of all the barbaric acts still draws support from over 80% of Muslims in the west. The same is with our Boko Haram.

A Buhari, surrounded by the same recycled criminals in the PDP and CPC and ACN with crooked characters like Amaechi and Tinubu are seen as agent of change.


And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie.

2 Thessalonians 2:11

Excuse me sir, what's the relevance of all these?
Besides, you didn't answer the op's question.

Jackeeh:
Sorry Sis. I can only imagine what you're going through. First off don't, and I repeat, don't report your man to anyone. You will further embarass him and make matters worse. Also don't take advice from NL gals who tell you they will never swallow milk. Sister believe me; they have done worse. And most of them(if not all) are still single. Your man has a sexual fantasy he hid from you. He should have told you buh he didn't. So let's not cry over spilled milk. Talking about spilled milk, your man's "spilled milk" isn't poison. Swallowing it won't kill you. It actually contains protein blah blah blah. Some tips to help you : have some chewing gum or sweet in your mouth when you're giving him a bj( e.g tom tom). When he spills, instead of dwelling on d taste, just gulp down the stuff as fast as possible. In other words, swallow it at once. Don't delay. If he still insists you swallow, you can also hold the tip of your nose tight while you swallow. Hmmmmmm all these just for semen. Odiegwu!!! Well, what am I trying to say here? Save your marriage. Do all you can to save your marriage. The day he meets another lady who can swallow not only spilled milk but the joystick + balls, no amount of prayers will bring him back to you. And I won't be surprised if that "other woman" turns out to be one of these ones shouting, God forbid! I can't do it!!! Mtchwwwwww. At least your life isn't in danger. He's not hitting you. Finally whether u choose to swallow or not, protect your marriage at all cost.

With all due respect... I completely disagree
Perhaps you only expressed your opinion, but please don't frustrate the op's life. She clearly stated that there are more problems in her marriage other than swallowing cum. The guy literally treats her like a non entity... the more reason he insists on her gulping his se,men despite her discomfort with the idea.


You made no mention of how he doesn't talk to her unless she starts a conversation, but you were soo eager to urge her to go on swallowing his "spilled milk"


I'm Sorry sire, that was not the best of advice.

Stop swallowing the se,men...
E resemble ice cream?
Marriage doesnt give license to your violation. Let no one trample on you for the sake of marriage.


Dear...start saying No to MouthAction if you don't feel comfortable with it. There are several ways to please a man than giving him a head... look for other ways to please him sexually other than some absurd MouthAction

electropiz:
Don't be discouraged kayla, might be the first to regain freedom from these Islamic scumbags

I hope so too...
Hope is the only choice she's got.

After Jordan’s revenge strikes against ISIS,the militants claimed American female hostage ,Kayla Jean Mueller was killed during one of Jordan’s airstrikes ..
Many feel they probably killed her and tried to pass the blame on Jordan ..Today, her family said it had received confirmation that she died while being held by Islamic State militants. The Mueller family also released a touching letter it said she had written last year. So sad….

Everyone, If you are receiving this letter it means I am still detained but my cell mates (starting from 11/2/2014) have been released. I have asked them to contact you + send you this letter. It’s hard to know what to say. Please know that I am in a safe location, completely unharmed + healthy (put on weight in fact); I have been treated w/ the utmost respect + kindness. I wanted to write you all a well thought out letter (but I didn’t know if my cell mates would be leaving in the coming days or the coming months restricting my time but primarily) I could only but write the letter a paragraph at a time, just the thought of you all sends me into a fit of tears.

If you could say I have “suffered” at all throughout this whole experience it is only in knowing how much suffering I have put you all through; I will never ask you to forgive me as I do not deserve forgiveness. I remember mom always telling me that all in all in the end the only one you really have is God. I have come to a place in experience where, in every sense of the word, I have surrendered myself to our creator b/c literally there was no else.. + by God + by your prayers I have felt tenderly cradled in freefall. I have been shown in darkness, light + have learned that even in prison, one can be free. I am grateful. I have come to see that there is good in every situation, sometimes we just have to look for it.

I pray each each day that if nothing else, you have felt a certain closeness + surrender to God as well + have formed a bond of love + support amongst one another. I miss you all as if it has been a decade of forced separation. I have had many a long hour to think, to think of all the things I will do w/ Lex, our first family camping trip, the first meeting @ the airport. I have had many hours to think how only in your absence have I finally @ 25 years old come to realize your place in my life.

The gift that is each one of you + the person I could + could not be if you were not a part of my life, my family, my support. I DO NOT want the negotiations for my release to be your duty, if there is any other option take it, even if it takes more time. This should never have become your burden. I have asked these women to support you; please seek their advice. If you have not done so already, (REDACTED) can contact (REDACTED) who may have a certain level of experience with these people. None of us could have known it would be this long but know I am also fighting from my side in the ways I am able + I have a lot of fight left inside of me.

I am not breaking down + I will not give in no matter how long it takes. I wrote a song some months ago that says, “The part of me that pains the most also gets me out of bed, w/out your hope there would be nothing left.” aka_The thought of your pain is the source of my own, simultaneously the hope of our reunion is the source of my strength. Please be patient, give your pain to God. I know you would want me to remain strong. That is exactly what I am doing. Do not fear for me, continue to pray as will I + by God’s will we will be together soon.

All my everything,

Kayla


Culled from AP