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PoliticsFamous Sayings Of President Jonathan by senorova(op): 10:14pm On Feb 26, 2015
1. CNN has said our Economy is growing. The best
Economists are at the World Bank. Now you have all these Nigerian Economists talking nonsense. Do they know better than CNN or World Bank?

2. Nigeria is not poor. Come and see the amount of private jets Nigerians parked at Kenya Airport when we went to Nairobi for Conference. Kenyans were just looking at us with envy. How can you say Nigerians are poor

3. Nigerians need jobs. Vote for me and i will create Unemployment

4'. We are giving special Scholarships to our First Class Graduates.......in ten years time, they are going to take us to the Moon

5. How can you jus say $20 billion is missing. If that kind of money is missing, the Americans will know. They know everything

6.Corruption is not stealing. If you put yam where a goat is, the goat will eat the yam.

7. If you go to Lagos and shout "ole ole" they will stone you well well. But if you shout "corruption", people will jus be looking at you.

8.Why should i declare my assets? I don't give a damn!

9.People are just raising false alarm. How can 200 children go missing jus like that? It is our enemies trying to cause confusion. But we are investigating the matter

10. We are going to rebuild the Chibook school. And we are going to build high fences round the school to protect them next time . Yes Yes.

11. People keep saying,why don't we go to Chibok, why don't we go to Chibok. Aaah, we can't go to Chibok jus like that.The Boko Haram people will fire at us.

12. This Abuja bombing is not by MEND. We know it is by Boko Haram. They are everywhere. Boko Haram is even in my Government.

13. Boko Haram are our siblings. You can't set the Army to go and wipe out your family

13. Mend tried to kill me. They came to bomb me in Abuja. That is why we jailed Henry Okah in South Africa

14. I did not plan the Election postponement. Even my Service Chiefs did not consult me.

15. If i knew Election was going to be postponed, why will i waste my time and Federal Government money to go and campaign in Bayelsa.

16. I am the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces. You don't expect me to go and be fighting in Sambisa forest. People jus talk anyhow.

17. We are going to buy Guns and give good Pensions to our Brave Soldiers, so that when they are killed, their families will not suffer

18. Some people jus call themselves Statesman for nothing. They jump about and talk like motor park touts.

19. After God and my Parents, the third person i thank most for my life is President Olusegun Obasanjo.

20. I want to apologise to the people of Rivers State for not bringing any Projects here. It is because i don't want people to say i am doing favouritism. Vote for me and in the next 4 years you will see my hand

21. I am the sitting President. If there is any trouble, it is me that the United Nations Secretary General calls. Everything is on my head.

22. May 29 Swearing in Day is sacrosanct.Definitely,a new President will be sworn in on that day.
RomanceRe: Race, Inter-tribal Marriage And Physical Features! by senorova(m): 9:50pm On Feb 26, 2015
Okay
RomanceRe: Who Lie More In A Relationship.... by senorova(m): 9:46pm On Feb 26, 2015
Guys dey lie intelligently..
Babes? Dey lie ridiculously.... but na guys dey lie pass sha
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Most Important Lessonsyou’ve Learned In Life? by senorova(m): 9:42pm On Feb 26, 2015
Na only God sure pass... smiley

RomanceRe: How Do I Tell her She Has Body Odour by senorova(m): 9:31pm On Feb 26, 2015
Buy her deoderants...
You know her better than we do, so figure out a way to tell without necessarily hurting her ego...
Goodluck...loverboy wink
RomanceRe: Things You Must Not Tell About Your Relationship by senorova(m): 9:29pm On Feb 26, 2015
The one I find disturbing is uploading pictures and status on social media....
They'll be like bae,boo,baby....... it's fun in some cases...but what happens when there's a breakup?
Shay you will now start deleting those pictures or status ni?
I just find it ridiculous sha
RomanceRe: Nlanders, Pls What Should I Do Now? by senorova(m): 9:21pm On Feb 26, 2015
The story was sweeting me until you spoilt it with "i beat him"

Anyone that believes that part I quoted must be as gullible as GEJ supporters .
RomanceRe: [] 20 Ways To Make A Girl Smile[] by senorova(m): 9:14pm On Feb 26, 2015
grin grin grin

Give her money
PhonesRe: How To Create Amazing Pictures From Your Android Phone By Michael Ajah by senorova(m): 9:03pm On Feb 26, 2015
luigiajah:
You designed this poo with a pc..... My brother you must be a learner.. If I upload my pc designed pictures you will hang yourself... grin.. Let me upload other pics I designed on my android
As for the images you posted.... I don't see anything glamorous about them. I am not saying I'm a pro myself... but the designs I showed you prove my point.

The part where you cropped ur picture with that girl's picture shows how limited android apps her in background editing... your head wasn't symmetric with the girl's head...

This is not a competition... We dey try help ourselves... please don't take It the wrong way
PhonesRe: How To Create Amazing Pictures From Your Android Phone By Michael Ajah by senorova(m): 8:58pm On Feb 26, 2015
Boomboost:
Nawa for some Nigerians o, dude creates an educational thread, some peeps come to type shit juz to degrade the thread.

Mods no dey here to ban those that insult needlessly.
Guilty conscience no dey worry me ooo....but I never degraded this thread from the onset
PhonesRe: How To Create Amazing Pictures From Your Android Phone By Michael Ajah by senorova(m): 8:57pm On Feb 26, 2015
luigiajah:
grin... Did you just type this poo.... grin lol
You're not even reading what I'm typing. I was never against android apps that edit photo backgrounds...the only thing I said which obviously pained you was that pc softwares are better. If you want professionalism...use professional devices.

You're obviously good at what you do, I'm just saying you could be better...is there anything wrong in what I said? I don't get you people honestly.
FamilyRe: Why Do Men Cheat On Their Beautiful Wives??? by senorova(m): 12:34pm On Feb 26, 2015
irunoko:
Please stop painting men in a bad light. Speak for yourself and the men around you who lack self control please
grin grin grin
Your username na die!!!
FamilyRe: Why Do Men Cheat On Their Beautiful Wives??? by senorova(m): 11:38am On Feb 26, 2015
Great things start small, in the same manner, bad things start small too.
If you're used to flirting, womanizing, doubledating from your youth...it would be hard to stop in marriage.

Some guys are just so not contented with what they have and delve into having some more. Marriage is not a cure for some untamed adulterous thirst that some persons failed to deal with while younger

Most people that cheat on their spouses are not new in the game... they cheated on their boyfriends /girlfriends when they were still single.


It's more of something they didn't deal with, and it eventually catches up with them even in marriage.

Btw....the theorem that says that "eating the s as me food everytime becomes tiresome" is but a lame excuse to cheat.
RomanceRe: 11 Signs You're Dating A Narcissist by senorova(m): 11:27am On Feb 26, 2015
Interesting
PhonesRe: How To Create Amazing Pictures From Your Android Phone By Michael Ajah by senorova(m): 11:22am On Feb 26, 2015
The difference is always very clear...

PhonesRe: How To Create Amazing Pictures From Your Android Phone By Michael Ajah by senorova(m): 10:58am On Feb 26, 2015
Cyberbaze:
Well, those people talking about Pc are showing how low their mentality is. The Topic is about Android Phone and they are trying to tell us that everybody who has Android has a Pc. This is meant for Android alone, many can't afford Pc so, Photoshoping in Android is a welcomed development. Be it a half bread, it is better than none.
It's obvious you have no idea what graphic design entails.....a graphic design that involves changing background is best done on photoshop... if the op had said it was just a photo editor... I would have been quiet...but graphic design on android is just not good enough..
But if you argue to embrace mediocrity, be my guest.
PhonesRe: How To Create Amazing Pictures From Your Android Phone By Michael Ajah by senorova(m): 10:50am On Feb 26, 2015
udemzyudex:
we know its not good enough,we know that already,the fact still remain that the tutorial is for andriod phone alone,![b]if the person thinks it is not good enough he/she can go and use a pc.[/b]Pls focus on the topic,no dey form i too sabi for here...
My point exactly... what's the over sabi there?
He could even have done better with that design sef...
PhonesRe: How To Create Amazing Pictures From Your Android Phone By Michael Ajah by senorova(m): 10:44am On Feb 26, 2015
luigiajah:
Did it ever occur to your pea sized brain that not everyone has a computer..... By the way post an image you designed.. Let's see.
Nawa ooo.
So my brain is pea sized? grin
You're not worth my time. Make I just leave you. As fot an image I designed... It's not uploading

PhonesRe: How To Create Amazing Pictures From Your Android Phone By Michael Ajah by senorova(m): 1:29am On Feb 26, 2015
udemzyudex:
did u even read the topic at all? If he wanted to do it with a pc,he would stated it .. The tutorial is for andriod phones
And I duly pointed out it isn't good enough. That was why I recommended graphic softwares on pc. Don't finish what I never started.
RomanceRe: Share With Us Your Best Romance Ever With Your Boyfriend/ Girlfriend by senorova(m): 11:43pm On Feb 25, 2015
diddydiva:
Here to read lies.
cheesy cheesy
cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Tyson Beckford Sends D9gerianking, Nigerian Aspiring Model Nasty Comments by senorova(m): 8:53pm On Feb 25, 2015
slimzypink:
he is actually short , I am even taler than him, but he could be a photo model, he shud come apply to my agency, I myt groom him undecided
undecided
Hater
RomanceRe: Top 5 Male And Female Romancelanders (must See) by senorova(m): 8:27pm On Feb 25, 2015
Nneka123:
Then what is it? fungus?
grin grin
She offended you before ni?
Jokes EtcRe: Just Finished Seeing "50 Shades Of Grey" See What Happened-pics by senorova(m): 8:17pm On Feb 25, 2015
grin grin grin
Na wa ooo
Truly hilarious...I just hope snapping undies doesn't become a trend
PoliticsRe: Yes, Buhari Is Sick (photo) by senorova(m): 8:09pm On Feb 25, 2015
Op, your use of sarcasm is second to none...
I really just love reading intelligent write ups.
You did great with your writeup
RomanceRe: Silly Things That Goes Through Her Mind When She's Going Through Her Bf's Phone by senorova(m): 7:48pm On Feb 25, 2015
MzNelly:
That you are unable to grasp its contents does not make it unintelligent.

Better than what exactly? This is Nelly 101-Sarcasm Personified.
Don't act like you know me; you don't.

Like I said initially and will reinforce once again, your inability to sync with the thread is OKAY. Let's not make an issue out of this.
I'm sorry if I trivialized your topic...
And you do have a point...
I take back what I said...
wink
EducationRe: Federal Government Approves Nine New Private Universities by senorova(m): 7:34pm On Feb 25, 2015
uboma:
Can we debate for the need of more universities without considering their efficiency and cost implication?
No, but it doesn't change tge fact that we need more universities.... That's my point
EducationRe: Federal Government Approves Nine New Private Universities by senorova(m): 7:24pm On Feb 25, 2015
uboma:
You need to think out of the box dude. Even the increased number of Universities cannot admit and cater to the educational needs of all the secondary school graduates who turn up every year in search for admission into the higher institution. How many more universities do you really think should be added to the existing ones that will adequately cater to the educational needs of Jambites?

Bear in mind that the nine new universities approved are private universities. How many can really afford to pay the exorbitant fees of these universities? Just a handful I guess.

Instead of adding more universities, I am of the opinion that there should be more skills acquisition centres that awards recognised certificates upon the completion of the much needed vocational skills that will create employers of labour.
You asked if we need more universities and I Kindly pointed out why we needed more universities.
The efficiency of existing universities is another subject matter...just as the cost of the newly established private unis...

I was very objective in answering your question.
I hope you comprehend
RomanceRe: Silly Things That Goes Through Her Mind When She's Going Through Her Bf's Phone by senorova(m): 7:14pm On Feb 25, 2015
MzNelly:
"every nairalander has the liberty to create
whatever threads..."


You said it yourself, bro. This topic isn't just created for all and sundry; you must have an amazing sense of humour to understand it.

But if you feel it isn't "reasonable", that's okay. cheesy
Liberty isn't a license to exhibit unintelligence...
I'm not trying to be all witty you know...just saying you're better than this
RomanceRe: Silly Things That Goes Through Her Mind When She's Going Through Her Bf's Phone by senorova(m): 6:54pm On Feb 25, 2015
RomanceRe: Am @ Crossroad!! by senorova(m): 6:48pm On Feb 25, 2015
Xiadnat:
AWWWWW.....brahs be crushing. Man crush dey sweet eh...



*u 2 get a room* ..........
Hey you....I said no homo...
Don't drag me into an e-war with you...you're too pretty to be lashed.

Besides, can't I commend a bro again or what?
EducationRe: Federal Government Approves Nine New Private Universities by senorova(m): 5:59pm On Feb 25, 2015
uboma:
Do we actually need more universities?
Yes we do...
The number of jambites keep increasing annually in contrast to the existing universities we have. It's obvious enough

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