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Well if she did not say she was 15, I wouldn't have known. is it my faul that I am now an old man?

Thanks, girl! It's a pity that you're only 15, but your profile pic is nice.

Welcome to Nairaland, Johnnyp!

A girl that is not naive will go to a doctor immediately after being raped so that evidence of the rape can be collected and the possibility of pregnancy can be eliminated.  In this day and age, unless you are ignorant you should not get pregnant after being raped.

Welcome to Nairaland, Aggie!

Ok, I don't really wish to marry a celebrity, but here are the ones I'll choose if forced to:
- Alicia Keys because she seems to have a good head on her shoulders. She needs to lose some muscles, though!
- Fantasia Barrino because she's charming. But, of course, she's going to have 3 husbands by the time she's 50.
- Jessica Alba. Because she's single!

Welcome, welcome, welcome!

It's easy for me to find out the answer using the forum profile information which allows you to select your date of birth. See also: how old are you? and lies, lies, lies.

I have a lot of projects for which I need the assistance of programmers, so it's painful to me if I find them wasting their time creating something that is not really necessary.

I don't believe that a kid can control my life just because I don't beat him. I believe that a child that is beaten will grow up to be a beater. I would only beat a child if I find him beating a younger one. Ultimately, beating is a short term measure used to control kids when the parent has no time the genuine method of reasoning with the child and making him understand why he needs to behave. Beating makes a child to believe that the only way to discipline her own children is by beating. Beating makes a man grow up to think it's ok to hit his wife when she "misbehaves". Beating is more common among blacks in the US, and their adults are not better off for it.

Girls care better than boys. The problem with girls is that when they grow older they are treated as servants by their husbands. So even if the young woman wants to take care of you very well in her old age if her husband says "no" she will be unable to take care of you as much as she would like to.

I think girls are more caring because they look up to their mothers who demonstrate more care within the home. If you have a man who is always showing care around the house, serving his wife and so on, I believe his son will tend to behave the same way.

I was trying to imply that the information on how to fornicate and remain a saint is the sort of information that Nigerian women will be wiling to pay for!

You misunderstod my statement.

Isn't it reasonable to asume that chillin will not mind that kind of approach, since she's a girl and the one that suggested it? c0dec, isn't it presumtous to dismiss what a girl says about how girls would like to be aproached by men?

Hehe. I have a lot of kitchens too. They are all available at images.google.com/images?q=kitchen!

Yes, vichel, they were invited to Nigeria after being expelled from Zimbabwe! I applaud the move because they have brought their experience here and as settlers they are contributing to the economy as much as any Nigerians in the same business would be.

c0dec, you mean how to commit fornication and still get to heaven right?

See where Snazzydawn got her "kitchen" from:
http://housingfinder.com/p52369%20eat%20in%20kitchen%20and%20furniture.JPG

I would like to know how IAH got the bigger picture of Snazzydawn's kitchen.

List of the 'consolidated banks' in Nigeria:
1. Access Bank
2. Afribank
3. Diamond Bank
4. EcoBank
5. Equitorial Trust Bank
6. First City Monument Bank
7. Fidelity Bank
8. First Bank Plc
9. First Inland Bank
10. Guaranty Trust Bank
11. IBTC-Chartered Bank
12. Intercontinental Bank
13. Nigeria International Bank
14. Oceanic Bank
15. Platinum Bank
16. Skye Bank
17. Spring Bank
18. Stanbic Bank
19. Standard Chartered Bank
20. United Bank of Africa
21. Sterling Bank
22. Union Bank
23. Unity Bank
24. Wema Bank
25. Zenith Bank Plc.

please oh i will no longer contiue here, I am going to use you email address. i love u baby girl!

WesleyanA:
@ Seun, i was referring to the quote in bold. That would be called harrasment. wouldn't it be?

No, it would be called "spamming" and all she will need to do is click "this is spam" whenever she recieves any of his messages. It is no big deal at all. You girls have a tendency to get all excited on matters of love!

This is not sexual harrasment because no one is forcing snazzydawn to participate in this thread. It would have been sexual harrasment if he kept sending messages to her personal inbox even after she had told him she is not interested in him.

How would you girls who are in love with 2Face feel if 2face Idibia accused you of sexual harasment for proclaiming your love for 2Face Idibia on the Nairaland forum? So please lets be reasonable and accomodating.

What you need to know in PHP:
- How to obtain a list of files in a certain directory and sort them alphabetically or based on their last modified time.
- How to store the contents of a variable "filename" in a permanent cookie and retrieve it later.
- How to determine the next file to display from the filename in the cookie and alphabetical list of the text files.

Good luck!

It's all fun. Keep it up, people!

Funny competition. The winner was already decided before the match!

Please, guys, stop attacking hezekiah.

I want to make one point that layi may be missing:

Theories cannot be "proven" as such. They can only be supported with evidence.
1) Einstein's Theory of Relativity has not been "proven" any more than the theory of evolution. But we are using it in various aspect of modern lfife and it works for us. It has been supported with a lot of evidence.
2) Gravity itself, like evolution, is "just a theory". So can I jump off a skyscraper and expect not to break my head because gravity is "just a theory"? Come on, folks, be reasonable!