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"na me born am na me go kill am" is an idea for illiterates. An educated parent will definitely know better.

Is love really worth the effort we put into it? What would I do for love? A young woman of course. Preferably married to me.

So what is your point and what does it have to do with the topic?

In this day an age there is no reason for a woman who has been raped to get pregnant. If you are raped go to the doctor immediately and he will know what to do. Do not wait until you become pregnant. Sigh.

You might want to offer money if you want working code and not mere explanations. It's fun to give explanation but not much fun to write and debug programs

A Nairaland member known as seeni4ever has accepted responsibility for the downtime we experienced on Nairaland. Apparently he is responsible for making my VPS "vanish":
hey, motherfucker, if you don't stop blocking me from nairaland. i will
crash the site finally including naijarita. wo the mess you think you are.
u nedd to be careful of your actions before you get yourself into trouble.

I have readmitted him to the site because of his threats. What do you suggest? This does not sound like something the police will understand.

[quote author="charly v"]3. While everyone is watching, say, "In the name of jesus, i command you to come out of him"

If you have the same results, you win!

Be sure to have someone video record the event.

I'm sure your faith is strong, so you need not be concerned with the rolling laughter in the audience should your attempt fail.[/quote]You almost had me rolling on the floor with laughter. These stories that cannot be verified always seem to come up where miracles are being discussed. I will also like to volunteer for the experiment, though I'm first gonna have to read up about how to resist hypnotism and insulate my body from any unexpected electric shocks.

Tolerance is very important in a multi-religious world. Donnie, please consider that.

Congrats on Wazobia Linux. We can discuss it here.

Preparing to meet some lovely people at Zenith Bank, I guess.

Yes o, we are all your friends. Especially the boys (boyzz)

Nigerians are full of hot air. Look at how she just ignored my offer to help. What is that?

Yes, locia, men are like that. The solution: get used to it or choose them more carefully .

I encourage the learning of kung-fu because it's a usefulness in non-lethal self defence, but I don't really see myself devoting any time to it. I'd much rather buy a pepper spray or something and become an expert in the art of bringing it out of my pocket in 0.5 seconds!

What really annoys me is the way martial arts instructors bark out orders to their young "trainees" as if they are super-important people. I used to watch Taekwondo training in the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-ife, and I always said to myself "these student instructors think they are so special because they know how to kick". It makes me want to say, "hey man, this is the 21st century! Your physical strength is not such a big deal unless you think the job of a bodyguard is prestigious!"

Young women should learn to take action and seek help from authorities when they are abused. Gentleness is good but timidity is bad! When you are in trouble, set aside your emotions and try to use the left side of your brain to get yourself out of trouble. Ok, enough preaching for today.

Offtopic: what a lovely Mrs!

If you have money and can still walk if aided by a walking stick, then you are not yet old!

Yes, I know that they are ok.  In fact, I want to open an account with then.  I am just wondering why they need the public to give them money to expand their branch network.  I want to know more about this banking business; that's all.   This is like Microsoft asking people to invest so they can build new offices.

Update: "Zenith Chairman, Macaulay Pepple, said the proceeds would be utilised for branch expansion, information and communications technology and shoring up capital."
http://www.independentng.com/news/nnfeb020605.htm

Ok, I missed the part about "shoring up capital".

Considet google.com,their IPO share price was $300 but as at today it stands at $381.

That's wrong. The Google IPO price was $85:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2004/08/18/financial2112EDT0223.DTL&type=business

Michaela, the picture on disney's profile belongs to Beyonce.

I would advice our ladies abroad to go for the best guy they can find regardless of the color of his skin.

See also: If You Find Out That Your Lover is HIV Positive

See also: Your Ideal Woman And Physical Features In Opposite Sex.

Hello! Full of energy, young one, you are!

As far as I am concerned, bank business is funny business, so I would never invest in a bank unless I'm purchasing a controlling share. Unfortunately, the 25 billion naira requirement makes that extremely hard.

Zenith Bank has cultivated an image of being rock-solid, and since bank business is all about perception I would rate them as a solid bank. However, I wonder why such a solid bank with deep pockets and rich customers, which has met the 25 billion naira capital base requirement, would still need public funds in order to expand their branch network. This confuses me.