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Another one is www.nigeriabigyellow.com which has really worked well for me!

You can have as many husbands as you want. Honest to goodness. Just make sure that my private detective doesn't catch you with any of them!

Hello Snazzy, You will always be my first wife but you know as am African man one woman cannot satisfy me.

I need more problem women in my life. The ones I have are not enough! Deji, back off!

This week edition of the Onion kicks ass!

Eighty Percent Of Al-Qaeda No. 2s Now Dead

President Creates Cabinet-Level Position To Coordinate Scandals

My Dead Kid's Foundation Kicked Your Dead Kid's Foundation's Ass

From the satirical article Relations Break Down Between U.S. And Them, here is a picture captioned "Rumsfeld announces that the U.S. has severed ties with Them".

I love it! Thanks, charlisco.

Why should you love someone that doesn't love you back? Unrequited love is like a dream that one must wake up from in order to face reality. When you are with someone that doesn't appreciate you, you are treated like a servant-girl (or boy) when you should be treated as a queen (or king)!

This common tendency to love someone in an irrational, one-sided way springs from the emotions and is understandable, but it should be treated like a disease and wiped out before it brings one to ruin!

For money transfer within the country:
1) Use Moneygram or any of the other local money transfer services.
2) Use a bank like STB that allows speedy transfer of money within their branch network.

Ababoy, I think the forum just happens to be a part of their social lives. You sure haven't busted anyone's bubble or ego!

What's a CMS? Read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Content_management_system

The executive arm of the current administration, which is led by President Obasanjo, regularly disobeys court orders. PDP, the president's party, seems to control the national assembly. This is called funny democracy. There are indeed no checks and balances.

I choose Queenzy! (but we will wait for your 18th birthday )

Thanks for the link.  Which part of the SME Toolkit have you benefited from the most?  Can we really apply the information there to Nigeria?

If u could take it a step further by gettin 2 million page views on your site monthly. U'll make a minimum of 2000$ monthly with google via cpm ads.

Yes, and while you're at it, why don't you build your own search engine like Google so you can make 100 million dollars a year? Or write an operating system and desktop suite like Microsoft! Yay, it's so easy!

See also: http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=39474

I find it annoying that there are those who make a lot of mney by just holding popular domain names and posting silly ads on them.

All this because people can't cut and paste!

He shouldn't be playing strip games with a minor. So I think he's not clean. Someone should wake this teenaged girl up, call her parents or something!

Why? You just wanna practice your skills?

Nike, I think it is ridiculous for a young child to have to be the one playing the role of marriage counselor. That is like trying to kill an elephant with a biro. And it is very, very wrong of you to blame your friends for their parent's divorce. Very, very wrong.

A child that is trying to get her parents to get along will live a miserable life and die of guilt when they eventually separate. Which they will, whether you like it or not. If your parents are not mature, report them to trained experts that can teach them marital common-sense. That is all that can be done.

It must be a terrible experience to live in a home where there is no peace - personally I can't survive for 1 week in such an environment. Sorry! Just make sure that you choose wisely when it's your turn to get married. Don't base your choice on sentiments.

sbucareer, I'm inspired by your smiley!

Hehe. I want to thank yemstrad for providing a temporary haven for addicted nairaland members during our three days outage.

Heh, I'm going to rename the "Nairaland Executives" up there and call them "Nairaland Police". OPC and other paramilitary groups are only necessary when the police and armed forces are not performing.

I would have started with the congress right away but the forum configuration I'll have to do is just too complicated!

Nferyn, I appreciate what you're doing to raise money for a backup solution for Nairaland. I have now obtained a VPS from www.powervps.com which costs just $10/month more than what I was paying at www.tektonic.net and I am sure that even if there are outages with these guys in the future those outages will be pre-announced and will not last more than 1 or two hours each. The new host is much more reliable!

About backing up the forum: the thing about the forum is that it's database driven and the database is updated every single second! The only way to get an up-to-date backup is to get another VPS in a different datacentre and configure it to be a slave to the MySQL server on my main site. To be sincere, when you consider the amount of traffic that this forum gets, this kind of money should not be difficult for me to spend. Unfortunately, I happen to be a miser.

So it would be unethical for me to accept donations, but in the future we'll have a Nairaland store for those who would like to spend money and help Nairaland. However, members who really want to help Nairaland can also: (1) follow the rules more diligently, (2) make themselves available when invited to the Nairaland congress, (3) Invite their friends by email, (4) Link to the forum from their blogs, journals and websites, (5) Write and publish articles about Nairaland.

Regards,
Seun.