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Ishilove: He was banned by Seun for using a 'troll name'. Personally, I don't give a little pinkie if he comes back.

We would have caused him less pain if we had noticed his name earlier and changed it. But now it's far too late to change his name.

jmaine: Appears Mukina2 hasn't been on duty today

It's by mutual agreement. She is going through a very busy period.

Don't shape your eyebrows. You will only make them uglier and it will take a very long time for them to grow back into the proper shape.

I overlooked a number of bigot-posters towards the end of last year because I didn’t want to ban people going into the New year, but the holiday is over now and we will no longer spare the rod.

Happy new year bro. Thanks for your good work.

Can someone please help this guy out?

Congratulations, everyone!!!

Andyblaze: A woman in her
early age of 32y with 3 children was on her way to
the office one morning when she saw a very good
looking underwear for men she look at it and she
made up her mind in buying it, so she did. On getting
to the office it was her boss's birthday, so she give it
to her boss, the man collected and the next day she
came to work to meet a sack letter on her table,
when she asked her boss, He told her that she is no
longer needed.
She went home and told her husband what
happened, the husband got angry and threatened
her that if he returns home and she still at home, he
will kill her. This woman is confused and don't know
what to do.
please help by putting yourself in her shoe, its a
serious issue.

#notmyTale so take your hating ass somewhere else

What a pity. It seems she made 2 mistakes. The inappropriate gift and marrying a rascal. That's if the story is true.

The topic has been removed. We are sorry for this mistake. I was in a hurry to find something to put there due to circumstances.

Ok.

I placed my ad on a section of Nairaland but the placement has been 'pending;'for a very long time. Why?
There are six advertising slots in every section of Nairaland. This means that only six advertisers can place their ads on any section of Nairaland at the same time. Once the six slots are full, any attempt to place ads on the same section by other advertisers will result in a pending placement. However, once a slot is vacated by an advertiser for one of 2 reasons - manual removal or running out of ad credit - the slot will be handed over to the advertiser with the earliest pending placement. That is, "1st come, 1st served!"

How long will I have to wait for an ad slot to be vacated so my placements can be activated?
It's impossible to say when an ad slot will be vacated since it depends entirely on what current advertisers choose to do. However, we have observed that some advertisers like to pause their ads at night, while others like to do so during the weekends, especially on Sundays.

What can I do while I'm waiting for my desired ad slot to be vacated by its current occupants?
While you're waiting for your ad placement to become active, you should consider: (1) Placing your ad on very similar sections that have free slots and don't have a price premium, especially those that are being discounted. (2) Creating new ads to target sections that are less similar. Please resist the temptation to remove and then resubmit pending placements. If you do that, you will be placed at the very end of the queue.

Why is this issue more pronounced in the section where I want to place my ads, and what are you doing about it?
We have just launched a smart algorithm that will gradually balance the demand for and supply of ad slots in the various sections of the forum.

Sir sijo: op this is a girl in bikini..

What's the difference?

What she's wearing in the first picture looks like a bikini to me! Basically a bra and some underwear. What am I missing?

Type www.nairaland.com/home directly into your mozilla browser after clearing your cookies and history and it should work. Good luck!

She looks good without makeup although I wish her eyebrows were fuller. Hopefully they will grow back if given enough time.

Is there any auction this week?

jumzzy448: I beg hubby to move it out. now the dog is in hubby's home town..

The dog has been made into peppersoup meat by the people holding it for your hubby in his home town. They will tell him that it ran away.

zinfly: Hi Seun, could you kindly clarify your pricing plan . Your minimum price is 5k, so if the chosen plan is less than 5k does that mean the ad will run for 2 months assuming the choosen plan is priced at 2500 per month

Yes.

Ashmark: My advert had been approved and I was told to pay at the bank.. The question is Cant I pay online? I dont have time going to the bank.

And more so, why should I pay 5K? The advert am going for is not up to 5k.

Sir, you can pay online using your bank's e-banking portal or quickteller.com (from this page on quickteller.com)

tesorifashionho: I have paid 5000 into your zenith bank account,sent a picture of the bank deposit slip for Tesori Nigeria advert and my account has not been credited.

We loaded your credit on Saturday, December 28 2013. Hope you got the notification?

DAVEZONIGLTD: @ Oga Seun. Thank you for crediting my account, but am still waiting for my add to be live on property section. NOTE! dont mind mind if it will appear few hours in a day. thank

We are working hard to keep demand and supply in balance. We've just initiated an automated price weighting system for that purpose. Sorry!

SimonAndal:
I was not talking about the 95k, I was talkin about the 114.5k it was sold for before. That's almost double. And even the 95k is A LOT on the high side. 65 I can deal with, 68 I can deal with. Afterall I'm not the only person that's gonna buy it, so why should they make all their profit from me?

Why should they sell it to you at 68k when there are other people willing to buy it for more than 95k? If you want to pay less, then be patient!

SimonAndal: Really? So expensive that the go for double the price? What kind of demand and supply is that? This is pure daylight robbery!!!!?
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This is known as profit. You pay a little bit more for the benefit of getting the phone earlier.

Bump. Which tools are you guys using to type the character accents?

Most phones are more expensive in Nigeria when they are just released. This is because there is high demand and low supply at such times.

Hadoop is Java based. Java runs equally well on Windows and Linux.