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Throw toilet paper into the toilet before you start?

Yeah. No one cares about what goes on behind the scenes.

If I was asked to create a reality show about film-making, I would start with a solid script and contestants will be asked to compete for the starring roles in the film. Those who are dropped out early would go home empty-handed while those who drop out later may be offered supporting roles in the movie. The entire show will serve as a massive advertisement for the movie and it will be a guaranteed hit.

Why not develop the area yourself?

For 180,000, I could learn how to paint it myself.

Left to me, any police officer who carries a gun should earn at least 100K per month.

How did it go? Sorry if it didn't work out!

Your uncle is well on his way to losing his entire retirement package. My advice is simple:
1) Keep the money in a bank until you know exactly what you're supposed to do with it. It will not evaporate within the six months it will take him to make an informed decision. It will not run away.
2) He should understand that many "investment opportunities" out there are designed to separate gullible people from their money. He should only trust his own judgment.
[s]3) This one is not advice; it's a criticism. He should have been thinking about this years before retirement! It is not the day you are filling your JAMB form that you start thinking about your career![/s]

The business that is right for your uncle depends on so many factors - his skills, his friends, what is in demand in his area, etc. The business section of the forum is full of free ideas - just search. No one is going to spoon feed anybody when it comes to money matters, because we're all looking for money!

Can't one get a fully functioning second-hand car for much less than this will eventually cost?

Ultimately, an inverter cannot generate power, it can only store it.
It could help if you have a several hours of public electricity every day.
But you would need an extremely large inverter and so many batteries.
I don't think 60kva inverters are easy to find!
Perhaps you should install one inverter and battery in every room?

What are you insinuating? That humans beings are killed? Tell us what happens in the video. What is political about it?

If it's that expensive, you probably shouldn't do it on your own. You don't want to spend your entire profit on litigation before you start making it. You need to meet with other distribution rights holders in the states and start a class action lawsuit.

I'm proud of what you're doing, tayo-D. Ultimately, pirates can only be defeated in courts of law.

You go first: tell us the channel on which we can watch the show!

Hehe. Nice one.

@Seun. This post is 1 month, 6 days old. Well,controversies sell a lot

Yeah. Oops.

Moving to education section on the assumption that this is a project or presentation topic.

The best use of the referral thread is to report bad transactions, though good ones are fine, too.

It's a completely stupid idea. You cannot give laptops to a child unless her parents have laptops.
You cannot give a million naira to a beggar's child and expect the parent not to chop most of it.

Increasing the pay package will pave the way for further reforms. You can't reform a hungry man.

I'm happy they were caught. They could easily have escaped with no repercussions.
Of course there's no excuse (it's a shame that we have to say that). I hope they rot in jail.

The laws do not say anything about regulatory bodies, except specific ones. For example, there is no law that says an Okada driver must join the touts association. There is no law that says you must join a union or guild. Of course, the various unions and guilds don't want you to know this.

TY Bello and Nnenna cannot be described as beauties IMHO

Really? Do you know any Nigerian musicians that are more beautiful then them? Or are you just hating because they must not praise prettier girls in your presence? Just asking

A "chick" has no status until she procures a marriage certificate, whereas best friends last forever.

If my girlfriend is not my best friend, that means I value my best friend more than I value her, right?

Those heavily photoshopped photos don't prove anything!

The truth is that there's nothing a Nigerian woman can do to prevent her husband from stealing. There's the (slight) possibility to that you will end up punishing some innocent spouses. The fairest way to punish them is to seize all the money and properties their husbands stole.

Jide Kosoko is a TV star.

Hillary Clinton strikes me as the kind of person who will do or say anything for political reasons. I don't think she has any personal convictions or elements of moral fibre in her soul. I believe she's going to run things just like GW Bush. We need someone who has sincerity and a moral compass.

Someone told me his story was bought by the producers of Super Story for 20,000 naira. (A story run over several weeks, or months) That's probably the exception rather than the rule.

Dove Media can only buy script 50k so how do you expect someone to sell a creative work of art 50k

By the time you have written a blockbuster or two, you'll be able to charge more than 50K. Patience!

What sort of wrong things? Like being untidy or like cheating on you with another woman? If the former, then obviously you're being a nasty nag. You're supposed to ignore such unimportant things. If it's the latter then you're hanging on to a man you ought to have dropped a long time ago. Assuming it's the former, then you ought not to be going out with a man whose harmless habits you can't stand for whatever reason. If you criticize people over unimportant things, then after a while they won't be interested in any advice you might want to give - whether important or not. See?