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Please don't compare porn and drugs. Mood-altering drugs are bad, but pornography is wholesome.

Here's a suggestion. Why don't you send my some pounded yam and egusi soup for an official taste test?

I wonder how much of an effect this unorthodox driver licensing scheme has on the rate of road accidents.

Consciousness - or more accurately, my consciousness - is something I cannot really understand. I mean, if a robot was modelled after a human being, would it also have consciousness? How do we know that plants don't have consciousness of some form too? It's something that science probably doesn't fully understand yet.

The smart thing to do if you want to contact me is to send me an email. The XML feed was disabled due to the same "excess load" problem that has led me to disable Unread Replies and other similar functions.

Temin: thanks for the encouragement!
c0dec: thanks for your advice.

More candy for your eyes. Which picture below do you prefer?

onydchic, they are right. It's one of the first problems people encounter when learning PHP.

You cannot use the Header() Function after sending any output. There must be no space before your <?php segment and no echo statement before the Header() statement. Make sure you check all include()ed php files too.

Hehe. How can I ban our greatest assets?

Dump the girl and don't look back. You're enjoying your new relationship, right? That's the main thing.

The only way to deal with that is to thoroughly embarrass them when they do it. Talking here won't help.

That is why scientists must move beyond the realm of inventions and think about their applications. If I start manufacturing and selling the special chocolate in Nigeria, I will be able make my money in spite of the noisy critics, as long as there are people who find the product tasty and affordable. Here is chocolate that won't need any refridgeration!

Thread locked due to it's offtopic direction.

The money we make from exportation of such chocolate can be used to import malaria vaccinnes. Duh!

Here's a simple way to explain them: photoshop. Why are people so easily conned by supernaturalists?

Now unlocking. Thanks, everyone, for your cooperation.

From the highest minister to the lowest toilet cleaner, Nigerian civil servants are corrupt to their bone marrows. People have become so used to corruption that even if 'oga' wants to do things in a constructive manner, the people working under him won't cooperate. That is why the government can't make any progress with NEPA and NITEL.

If you are involved in business, your employees will be constantly looking for ways to cheat you. The nation is sick!

Let's lock this thread for now. We'll unlock it later!

Oracle, how do you know what a "real" witch looks like? Have you ever seen a "real" witch? Are you one of those kids who believe that the witches in Nollywood movies are real? Be careful not to accuse a friend of being one!

Thanks a million for sharing this information!

FYI: List of Nigerian jobs available at http:///h6qrd

Same here. Was the movie was shot in black and white, or is it just my imagination?

gentleone, thanks so much for sharing. Now if others encounter this same problem they'll know what to do.

Wouldn't you be happy to get rid of all those corrupt and inefficient elements we have in, say, NEPA?

So Christians don't use mind games?

I actually like it. Well done!

I'd prefer the rich girl if what makes her rich is her own money and not her parent's money. Rich parents-in-law can be a pain, and their daughters can be haughty over nothing, but independently rich ladies are hot to me!

As for the "poor" girl, if she's the smart type, it could be that all she needs is a good job or capital for business.

A celebrity is a person who is widely recognized (famous) in a society and commands a high degree of public and media attention. The word stems from the Latin celebritas, itself from the adjective celeber meaning 'famous, celebrated'. While fame is generally considered to be the major prerequisite for celebrity status, it is not always sufficient. There has to be a level of public interest in the person which may or may not be connected to the reason they are famous.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity Gwaine, I guess you are right.

What I said is that NITEL has certain monopoly rights, which is not disputable. If NITEL goes on strike, the other telecom operators will be crippled because NITEL manages the interconnections between most of them.

Read this: NITEL Strike Cripples Telecom Operations

All TV preachers are celebrities. Feel free to make topics about them!

This is a complete non-issue. Even if 10,000 civil servants are sacked, that's only 0.01% of the Nigerian population. If the federal government can improve the life of every Nigerian by sacking 0.01%, so be it!

Dont sell Stroud and CS French, you will always need them.

I haven't needed any engineering mathematics for a long time. What I need now is business mathematics!

How much is this going for? "Machine Learning Applications In Expert Systems And Information Retrieval (Forsyth and Rada"

As the first person to make a request, I'll make it free for you.

@ seun
i have to get that engineering maths of yours.contact me on trakos001@yahoo.ca

Since you are based on Sango Ota, I'll contact you and tell you how to pick up the book.

@seun i am interested in the engineering maths text am also residing in sango ota here is my mail roinewton@yahoo.com or call me on 08028174274 please i need the text book urgently.

Too late. Trakos also resides in Sango Ota and he asked first!