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We had the perception that the reforms were going quite well, and then third term struck.

However, we already have instant Eba (aka garri, just add hot water and stir with a hammer), instand 'pounded yam' (yam powder that you can prepare like eba), instant amala (dried fermented yam pounder. just add water!).

As for, instant peppersoup, you know, the taste of soup/stew depends on the way it's prepared. Instant stew is not likely to taste very Nigerian simply because it's prepared differently. However, Nigerians might grow to love the taste.

So the idea is worth researching. But the market is a dispersed one: Nigerians in the US, UK, and everywhere! Can such a market be reached cost-effectively? Is the product even possible? For a food specialist, it's worth looking into.

Now I'm a certified 'Master' of Marketing Strategy. I know I'm just wasting time but I'm a sole proprietor so the time I'm wasting is mine. I see no-one else is interested, but that's your problem. I'm a 'master'! I love objective questions!

I'm pleased to meet you. Perhaps Nigeria is going to be a major 3d animation outsourcing destination.

I just scored 3.76 in Business Ethics Awareness (US). I didn't immediately pay attention to the U.S. part. I got 14/40 questions wrong. It's fun!

Name: Business Ethics Awareness (U.S.)
Score: 3.76 Date: 2006-05-15

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Scored higher than 85% of all previous test takers.

Demonstrates a clear understanding of many advanced concepts within this topic. Appears capable of mentoring others on most projects in this area.
Strengths
The Law
Supplier/Vendor & Customer Treatment
Respect of Property Rights
Weak Areas
Honesty & Confidentiality] Name: Business Ethics Awareness (U.S.)
Score: 3.76 Date: 2006-05-15

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Scored higher than 85% of all previous test takers.

Demonstrates a clear understanding of many advanced concepts within this topic. Appears capable of mentoring others on most projects in this area.
Strengths
The Law
Supplier/Vendor & Customer Treatment
Respect of Property Rights
Weak Areas
Honesty & Confidentiality

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As a 3d modelling expert, you should start by developing advert movies for companies, not games.

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I do not recommend Port Harcourt for any purpose at this time. the so-called militants have made the place too hot for comfort: car bombings, kidnappings, an assasination, pipeline vandalism, etc. Too hot. Please don't go there.

Isn't it fot similar offences (and well, slightly worse) that Saddam Hussein is standing trial in that box now?

You should examine your value system. How can mass murder be 'slightly worse' than alleged corruption?

If there's nothing wrong with your life and you're unhappy, counseling is the next step.

Do these murderfurlking gangstas know what "love" is at all?

FORMER military President Ibrahim Babangida has declared that nothing would stop him from contesting the 2007 presidential election. He said preparations had been made to ensure his success at the polls.
- IBB: I Will Contest In 2007

His he seriously a saint? Wow!

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Any more?

That must have been a very long time ago, unless you feel that professional beggars are representative of the Nigerian population. Food is available, what people need is productive employment to get money to buy it.

I'm based in Abuja.

The last place I worked, my salary target is 30 thousand per month.

I would like to work as an administrator, Secretary or Marketing.

Thanks once more and looking forward for your response.

Mimi4real

Sending mixed signals? It's a deliberate strategy used by some men to attract women. There's a newsletter they listen to that adminishes them not to be "wusses". According to the theory, when you send mixed signals to a woman you are playing her own game against her and it works really well to get them into bed (i.e. relationship).

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Thanks for sharing the article with our community!

Personally, I don't care much about Windows Media Player. A new release won't sound any better!

i don't quite agree with you. In my opinion, the basic thing many nigerians need is food.

How do you know this? Have any Nigerians asked you for food recently?

Last time I checked, Nigerians were looking for jobs, not food. When you have a job, you get money which you can use to buy food from the market. We are not experiencing famine in Nigeria; food is abundant. If a child is hungry, what she needs is a job for her parents so they can buy food for her!

The Lion King.

Who is Adam Smith?

Interesting programme. Thanks for sharing!

You're beginning to sound ludicrous and fomenting just about any excuse to become 'offended'. I hope you find happiness getting offended at everyone and everything - including yourself. Yes, I went to church today; how has that got to do with offending you? Let's slow down this inexplicable inclination to just about becoming offended at everyone else as long as it is not you.

You have refused to respect my beliefs, my 'religion'. Shame on you!

Hope you are sincere (and sharp) enough to understand my point

miks_baby: Certain people want to adopt the philosophical view that 'you make purpose out of life'

nferyn: Actually, I'm not one of them. I do not see an ultimate purpose in life or existence.

Nferyn, it seems you don't understand English anymore. I don't see how miks_baby's statement is related to your reply.

Do you not know what "making purpose out of life" means? Or are you just over-eager to disagree with Seun?

It is highly unlikely that we have anything to worry about. Fox news is not know to be the most objective channel. If the report you heard on TV surfaces on the web, then we'll look into it. Cheers and thanks for posting this topic!

Isn't that the event during which some models, including Agbani Darego, were said to have removed their tops?

Frankly, I don't care. What we need is infrastructure, not food. Even if you want to feed the children, catwalking (with or without exposed top) is not the answer. Just buy food and give it to them, duh!

In my dreams, I am always myself. Never a vampire!

My own recurring dream:

I'm back in senior secondary school, with classmates who are young enough to be my children. And i'm at the bottom of the class. my teachers - who taught me while i was in secondary school in real life - always asking "Seun why?"

[s]I'm begging you in the name of whatever God you believe in not to invest in the stock market. As an outsider, you will most likely not make any money. You should especially not invest your life savings in the stock market.

Do you want to start a business? We can help you with brainstorming; we can help you to discover business ideas that you'll be able to execute just fine with just your brain and your hands. So your destiny will be in your hands. please don't throw away your valuable capital. I know you must have labored one way or the other for it.[/s]

And, lest I forget, welcome to Nairaland, parababe! Or is it smartbabe?

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