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of the hook

hmmm,na wa oh!methinks mamput analysed it perfectly only for u to start insulting her.
it aint a matter of keeping shut but making him realise why u didnt let him use his winky.
and mamaput,are we talking about winkies or short men or is the guy short.

anyways there's no justification for him hitting out at you but hey,u asked for it.

eyah pele.

hmm,
y do i get the feeling that u have myopic tendencies that revolves around ur immediate enviroment.the secret to a successful blog is thorough research,not just thinking about ur convictions.
dont worry i can imagine the effort it took to dream up a topic then construct a tangible essay on it.if u had bothered to research then u coulda been more constructive.

its payback time now!!!!!but its still not ok because we cant strut around in virtually nothing like girls do so u can see how its like tryin to hold in ur emotions.

spikedcylinder:
Yes they did- THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM.

really,be on the lookout for it then.and yeah,like the monkey king fight too.

Taito007:
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I think the issue we are missing here is,why were they not flown to their various destination.Then the other issue being road.Government should establish a committee to check on roads and some life threaning matters(since they claim they have awarded the contract , but was unble to finish).

are u not tired of committee after committee,

spikedcylinder:
Is this Kathleen Turner the same chick that was with Jack Nicholson in Prizzi's Honour?

Having just recently seen The Forbidden Kingdom with Jackie Chan and Jet Li, I would have to say another favourite duel would be Monkey King/ Silent Monk (Jet Li) Versus the Drunken Rastaman (Chan). Chai.

did jet li and jackie chan make a movie together,

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!what can i say,accidents happen daily on our roads,this is just a reminder to remind those useless politicians that stats on how our peeps die daily is grossly understated.
anyways,we create our own disasters when God has blessed us.if bombs don't explode,pipelines will,if trailers don't ram into people,people will ram into one.chei no be small thing ooo!!

gabrywyl:
Ok, I'm a Malaysian and I am dating a Nigerian guy. I would always prefer to do everything myself without depending on anyone else and when I have him in my life, he basically would want to share every single thing with me. I like it alot but I;m just not use to it and I'm trying to get use to it. So when I go for shopping, he would help me grab a trolley, carry all the stuff which makes me really uncomfortable so I tend to always try grabbing the stuff away from him and things like that and we end up teasing each other all the time and we would laugh about it so I don't see him being bad in any ways. I'm not saying that he is perfect. he has his flauss just like any other people on earth including me but I love him for who he is. Guess I;m just trying to say that in this whole world, you will have good people and bad people and its like a lottery. If you meet up with the good ones, then you are lucky but if you don't, then you always have the choice to decide what turf you want to take next to make your life happier so please don't think negatively about a certain race just because one rotten apple spoils the whole crowd. Hope it helps

testimony!!!

lumideezle:
[b]u all have spoken well except 4 a few(as usual) but looking at this whole love thing critically the first thing i ask myself is "y would a chick a hot chick that has numerous admirers love u and only u even to the extent that she would do anything to get your attention hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that is nt normal man think about it there haz 2 b a reason its either u drive a good car u live in a good house, she likes your style, or some other reason that has nothing to do with your innermost person i mean your behaivour.i get irritated smytimes when i think about the way ladies act these days.we have been living on the same street for 10years and uve never waved at me talkless of saying goodmorning but when uheard i bought a car u start claming 2 love me?WTF!do u think i am stupid honestly i thank god a times i don't have a sister.ok back 2 the point, all i am saying is that u re nt in love wit the person u just think u re so quit all the 007 techniques and move on wit your life u re in LUST. [/b]

rotflmao!!!!

M.Vuchy:
@ sadey

CASE 1
SCENE 1
A girl walks up 2 me in a bank and gave me a note and then disappeared
REACTION
i was so impressed that i called her immediately and fixed a date(she included her phone NO in d note)
SCENE 2
she started calling me all day and night (minimum of 6 times a day and then all night). and gets upset when i don't pick her call,
REACTION
don't i have a life b/4 she came along?( i stopped calling or picking her calls)

talk about stalking!!!!

akyns:
Please what does CABAL mean?

Also when starting out with a bank, which dept will be less stressful?
H.R, MARKETING OR OPERATIONS?

my dear,there's no dept that is less stressful.

aduktus:
tell me bankers, with my age exemption letter,can i still work in bank or shld i go for age declaration?

yep, of course u can work in a bank.that is, if their age requirement does not cut u off.

opeoluwae:
but wait o, last time i checked N1 was like 1000 cedes. how did ghana get their currency equal to the dollar? or did they recalibrate like soludo wanted to do ?

really,so u didnt know Ghana knocked off 4 zeros like our CBN gov wanted to do.please visit their website and read up.

teat

u can bet on it

@topic,flat

how u doin dearie,
@topic fact

how ya doin dearie,its a bit of a fight to come around ere now

@topic, pace

sbucareer:


N9,500000m = £40,659.760600

with exchange rate of 1 GB pound = N233


The world busiest tourist location in London will cost you just from £600 for 2 to 3 years.

£38K will probably last for 100 years.

Nigerian, you people are killing your future entrepreneurs and business minded individual. A bustling city or country must not depend on government to provide public services. Divide the distribution into three parts.

1. The local council
2. Private sector
3. Public sector (The government)

The government should help the private sector by subsidizing service like Billboard advert.

N9.5M, what a chick

tell them oooo!!!!make dem hear.when some countries are looking for ways to reduce the cost of doing business we are justifying an increase here in naija.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!that was on purpose na,anyway @topic,

licy

@topic,neice

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Was morph in x3?
Think the best fight of blade was blade 2. The scene the girl of royal blood came to blade's house. That was nice. So was the fight with her brother[/color]

the name is mystique,

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Was morph in x3?
Think the best fight of blade was blade 2. The scene the girl of royal blood came to blade's house. That was nice. So was the fight with her brother[/color]

am not so sure about the made or maybe it was in x-men 2
all fights in stormriders.
the all fight sequences in God of war

u guys ae gonna kill me with lafta!
ok,lemme see,
like someone said chimbo and jimbo in jet li------twin warriors
also black mask fights with jet li and others

then there was this movie that jet li could throw fireballs and could teleport,can't remember the title but the fights were tipping off da hook

wesley snipes in blade 1,2 and 3.off da hook

also like michelle yeoh fights, cant recall any movies now.

all matrix fights neo versus mr smith,versus the twins, dangling off da hook

wolverine and i think morph in x-men 3 where he injected mercury into her, dem plenty, will come back to update.

it kinda expensive.damn,doing biz in nigeria is too prohibitive.

kizzy-jibz:
omo it is a lie o,

1 cedi = 0.98 USD

correct,
source---bank of ghana(equivalent of CBN in nigeria)
www.bog.gov.gh.

Markets - Banks Exchange Rates 
Monday 28th April 2008
Banks-Indicative Opening Rates Banks-Transaction Opening Rates
Currency Buying Selling Buying Selling
US. Dollar 0.9745 0.9940 0.9786 0.9967
Pound Sterling 1.9286 1.9674 1.9495 1.9687
Swiss Franc 0.9403 0.9587 - -
Australian Dollar 0.9119 0.9308 - -
Canadian Dollar 0.9638 0.9824 - -
Danish Kroner 0.2038 0.2079 - -
Japanese Yen 0.0093 0.0095 - -
New Zealand Dollar 0.7630 0.7795 - -
Norwegian Kroner 0.1906 0.1941 - -
Swedish Kroner 0.1625 0.1657 - -
S/African Rand 0.1289 0.1314 - -
Euro 1.5209 1.5510 1.5425 1.5873
BCEAO 422.9300 431.3000 - -
Dalasi 21.2900 21.7200 - -
Ouguiya 194.4700 198.3600 - -
Naira 117.1400 119.4900 - -
Leone 2,991.7200 3,051.5800 - -
WAUA 0.6238 -

http://www.bog.gov.gh/index1.php?linkid=139

they should be around somewhere,lemme look

@topic,done

Ify dear,
been on the backroads where there's no internet connection.missed u to pieces too.how u been.got a lot of catching up to do though.hope nobody been harassing u.

@topic,dint

info:
The end https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/19.gif

am i supposed to be scared

@topic, rend

wormedup:
ok guys,

i don't have any more PS2s to sell.
meawhile you can continue discussing about the chipping.

vowiski,
misconception !
i did't mean you couldn't authentic PS2 DVDs on a chipped console !
i've long since chipped mine and it's working perfectly !

seun001,
i know a guy but unfortunately, his phone number's not going through right now.
when i get hold of him, i'll let you know ok !

cheers y'all.

am still chilling ooooo!!!!!!

this thread still dey all this time hmmmm!!!!

Gigga:
My only grouse is that most a time, the HR pips don't take core competence into consideration.
I for one, i had a multi-disciplinary background(first degree:Agric. Economics, and Second degree:Information Science), and to my utmost disbelieve, i was posted to a cash and teller unit. This is at Oceanic Bank.
Deep down me i love Custome Care management, i have seen the manner in which customers are cared for, but to my utter dismay, i ALWAYS believe, i can and would re-orient these our customer servive unit personnel.
I thank JAH for the job sha!!!!
Lotta love. I can be reach on 08033540924, Hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

oga,wetin u dey do for bank na.u love CCM but u didn't study anything related to it.u are lucky they didn't throw u into marketing,cos thats what they do when in a dilemma.

laceybric:
Guys too are also very bushy down there. In fact theirs is worse than women.Imagine the privates n balls all covered with hair, u might think a lion or tiger would just out at you any minute. Guys own up to this fact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ohilebo:
@ clemcykul , Na wah ooo , she did not tell us how many Dreadlocks Rasters balls and bald balls she don see before,, or even the ones when carry punk hair cut, the one with waves etc. This thread go long nor be small

LMFAO!!!!!!