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@Akasha

i feel u jare,yet we blame our leaders for extremist tendencies.chei!

mayb Nigeria should disown the guy sef!
with all our problems in naija,we are still proud eggheads that will never deny our country.
British ko,Afganistan ni,, blockhead

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-165180.32.html#msg2724310


this thread is apaling,hapaling,appauling!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahah

Mustay:
It seems every poster wanted it to end in their own way!

i wonder oh!!!

Blu Malam:
Uti don dey teach d housemates broken english, dey are learnin naija words n phrases, mumu, jogodo e.t.c

Theres so much sexual tension in the house! Latoya said she hasn't had sex in TWO years, yeah right, and i'm mama theresa's gigolo

WHAT!
then my grannie is a virgin!

Toyota
basically,driving a corolla,yaris is _economically economical.maintenance costs,running costs are minimal,this includes fuel and swimming capabilities.though the corolla has better ground clearance.the camry also will serve ur mission well.
Honda
anoda suitable candidate is the city,accord.very reliable though i seem to doubt its swimming capabilities and it was confirmed recently by a friend around oregun area.it went thru on a rainy nite but collasped for about 2 wks though it was saved by an intelligent mech or thereabts.there was also a rainy early morning around oworonsoki where up to the six cars that got crippled was honda including that eagle eyed 2008 accord.

lawyerchap:
Uti was joking when he said he was married and everyone has taken it out of context. His wife is imaginary and was a response to a housemate's question about why Biggie didn't include a married housemate this time around. the guy was just joshing when he said he was married o. How many 25 year old Nigerian males do you know that are married? Especially when they're still in school?

@inspired_m
Come on. Some of us are actually watching this show, you know.

really,then am sure he is using microscopic eyes on dem girls already.naija/SA antagonism?i tire oh

am not so sure i will have time to keep watching the show but this contestants are sure crazy.methinks Uti is deep but cant really frolic cos of his wifey.

so because she has muscles makes her a man abi.thats totally dumb.na wa oh!

a case of abuse of office.am sure those that came to the dinner had no choice but to rub her back being the oga cos of repercussions for not showing up at the dinner.same problem Gani had with Obj and his library.am happy the EFCC thought it fit at least to call her for questioning and detained her sef.it will serve as a deterent from further stupid fund-raisers.and to think she can't account for how the money was spent(she infered one accountant is still collating money spent),makes it so sad that she is just another public official embezzling funds under her care as its obvious now that the money never left the shores of nigeria.chei

after a research that took me to the ends of the earth,i found somebody whose juju is effective, 
i intend to ask him how his juju allowed him to set new records without even stretching his energy,

his name?u all know him.

ladies and gentlemen,

believers and unbelievers,

i present to u, the last of the surviving line of thunder bolt controllers

USAIN BOLT!!!!_{APPLAUSE,APPLAUSE}

thank you,thank you, exclusive interviews will only be conducted by me,no pictures please because no image will show on your lens.

Nigeria1@:
RichyBlacK, just pray you do not meet the wrong person. Juju can kill a white man. its does not know colour. evil is evil. if they use shigidi on you. then you would know they can use Juju to kill you. Do not hurt people and nobody would do you any evil, but if you continue to do evil to others, someone would hurt you. Your colour of skin does not matter.

Why do you love evil Why do you have to continue to do evil to other people.?  As long as you continue to do evil to other V , someone would kill you.

there's no need for anybody to waste their time sending jujurised shigidi to u,the law of retributive justice will definately take its full course.

doppelgänger
  (dŏp'əl-găng'ər, -gĕng'-)

dop·pel·gang·er n.

A ghostly double of a living person, especially one that haunts its fleshly counterpart.

[German, a double : doppel, double (from French double; see double) + Gänger, goer (from Gang, a going, from Middle High German ganc, from Old High German)  ]

http://www.answers.com/topic/doppelg-nger

doppelhanger

Did You Mean:
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Doppelganger (1993 film)
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Doppelgänger (Daniel Amos album)
doppelgänger (Dungeons & Dragons)
Doppelganger (comics)
The Legend of Zelda (TV series)
doppelganger (novel)
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http://www.answers.com/doppelhanger

me, i no know book oh but i decided to check book to confirm.

the money is not urs.it now remains how u would explain ur innocence with the trial of funds movement.u gotta think up a convincing reason why u didnt report immediately.think u should speak with someone high up cos ur image is really shaky now.

RichyBlacK:
No physical laws will be violated because someone is carrying a small bottle with gorilla pubic hair and dried human heart in it.

lmfttmao!!!!!!!

It was near chaos yesterday when the Consumer Protection Council forced its way into the Abuja plant of beverage giant, Nigerian Bottling Company Plc, and halted production.
The 'Sprite' brand of mineral water was on the production line when council staff stormed the premises commissioned exactly a year ago by President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua.
Factory workers appeared surprised as the customer watchdog, accompanied by a bus-load of policemen, seized cartons of crowns that were used in the promo. But the leader of the raiding team and Director of Surveillance and Enforcement, Mr. Fred Ifechi, said Coca Cola had adequate notice.
The invading government officials were in turn shocked while inspecting and taking inventory of the company's warehouse when they discovered signs labeling some beverage as being manufactured in 2009.
However, the Coca Cola plant manager, Mr. Tunde Solaja, said the dates found on green plastic tags attached to the crates of drinks did not refer to the date of manufacture, although they clearly read 'production date'. "They were for internal use for tracking," he said.
About 10,438 crates were found at the warehouse some of which, including 'Schweppes', carried production date of July 29, 2009. Also there were stacks of crates of 'Sprite' with bottles on which layers of dust had settled with the production date of August 3, 2009.
Ifechi said the council would 'cause' the promo materials to be withdrawn and Coca Cola would advertise that the campaign had been discontinued with the same gusto with which it pursued the promo.
Trouble started last month when the consumer watchdog ordered the company to end its 'Refresh and Recharge' sales promo and as well as the accompanying advertisement. Director-General of the agency, Mrs. Ify Umenyi, in a statement issued July 22, said that the promo was 'fraudulent and a rip-off on the finances of innocent consumers.'
But Coca Cola countered with a public notice on July 27, saying its promo was in order. The CPC said it had been inundated with complaints from consumers who thought the campaign was 'dubious'. The agency said further that it had written to the bottling giant noting that people who took part in the promo could not redeem their prizes, but "nothing meaningful was done to redress the situation with a view to ensuring that the promotion was honest, transparent and sincere."

am tired of what Nigeria is turning into.last time it was Close-up toothpaste with sharp practices,now cocacola.Will avoid any of their products from now on.


http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=118809

snazzydawn:
make una dey beef, Ini is getting married this month. nonsense people

lol

ifect:
People hate what they don't have, envy what they can't conquer,

All these guys attacking Priavte universities (and grouping them together as Bad are just Losers who wish they had the same opportunity) are PROBABLY UNEMPLOYED, and are feeling bad because the private uni grads are taking all the jobs you could have had, Too Bad! Life is Unfair Isnt it?

LETS FACE IT, DO YOU HATE WHAT YOU ARE GREATER THAN? YOU CAN ONLY VERBALLY ATTACK SOMEONE ELSE IF THE PERSON IS A THREAT TO YOU!

So, Please stop Hating and Start Participating as private Unis have come to stay and we are all building a greater nigeria!


Get a job, Get a Life and stop slandering Other people on Nairaland!!

yeah really?na wa oh!am actually tempted to take a befitting swipe at u but i also quote,
"as a man thinketh---------"jobless my foot.

Geezle:
Madonna get im wahala, people say na Government spoil Fed Schools, na Obasanjo, IBB abi Abacha na im bring Cult come FED school? The reason why a private school is the way it is today is because of bad eggs from the fED SCHOOLS. For crying out loud, the Fada for MAdonna, we all know(us from there) sabi im craze. In that school it is not how much u have that keeps u there but how much u can keep your head in the time of temptations. Fada no send our folks cash in anyway. I went to Madonna when school fees was just 65-70k when Igbins was collecting awoof.

Na Glorified Secondary school, but the product dey show now, everywhere u go there is an alumni of that Grammar School doing their thing? Abi na Fada put them there?

@ Poster, I feel your pain but a word of advice is: keep your head where it should be, Money aint anything or everything to FADA EDEH, not forgeting his loads of dull people who are not civilised? The DVC inclusive, Remember God will judge his people one day, Dont judge them yourself, if u like pray that they should die, like u have done for our past leaders(who are still leading in one form or the other). THEIR TIME WILL COME.
Bro Mail me: acegery@yahoo.com, if u can.

i suppose u wouldnt want a summary of achievements of people that went to public institutions hmmm.i dont think we are saying everybody is bad,but the VC's are not god.period

omowhyou:
I asked a question in my earlier post can any of u tell me how people in the village build hanging bridge over valley with just ropes. have any of u guys seen such a bridge before? have u ever wonder how it was done? please try and find out.

that, my dear is a crude form of civil engineering not juju as u think.villagers are not exactly technology blind,problem is they didnt know its called engineering.

let this thread die na, eleven pages on mindblowing chi-chat, LAWD!!!

i refuse to believe nigerians are not imaginative.in the absence of an enabling enviroment like nigeria,what do u expect? yet,against all odds we triumph.abeg,nigerians are go-getters and can stand head to head on any field of endeavour.gbam

OJU OLE RE, OLE, _{singing, please somebody should add drums},

well,i can personally speak for sunway university college.they had the best students for acca.the 1st,2nd and 3rd place was taken by them and numerous awards for asian countries.i also think olodo plenty for uk schools that y we naijas dey always dust them for dia.oya all u efikos carry go dia.

lol ;DOMG

marriage no be small thingy oh!!!!!nice post,

, lol
was it seun that actually wrote that?lol
by the way u committed an unwritten rule on nairaland,no shamefaced generalisations, hmmmmm------an average lagosian?
i dont believe in all that crap so am an exception to ur supposition.and am assuming u didnt get to hear something like this happened a couple of days back in PH or thereabt.will do a search and post the link.

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!Sara coming back will spoil the Scofield versus Gretchen Morgan saga, , i was looking forward to it,

anyways, am waiting

Mustay:
What about the CIBN certificate?

How necessary is it to the banks?

an addtional qualification is absolutely neccesary since B.sc is now common place.u never know when it will come in handy.

well, to the best of my knowledge,
oceanic,gtb,first bank-no charge except on the banks atm
but i do know zenith(60),intercon(50),uba(100/mth)whether u use ur atm or not
even if its their atm card.

any degree will do,just as u get someone to drag u in.

an interesting thread,i'll say,Gab, u are doing a good job managing this crazy guys.