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Romance › Re: How A Woman Gave Birth To A Slipper In Northern Nigeria by sextrovert: 7:36am On Mar 29, 2017

And OP is glad to bring us this so called NEWS without picture.

Weh done sir

Romance › Re: Should I get a side chic to Make my wife happy? by sextrovert: 7:27am On Mar 29, 2017

Is it that there are no more side chicks in this world ni?

Comman take my girlfriend as your side chick.

Romance › Re: Oh Dear! Lady Uber Driver Narrates How She Dropped Another Lady At Her Bf's Hous by sextrovert: 7:17am On Mar 29, 2017

I laugh at some girls when they say their man is loyal....

but all these their English sef ehn....... huh

Romance › Re: Definition Of A Cheap Gal by sextrovert: 12:22pm On Oct 16, 2016

Ymain:
who made u grammar police mumu

Ode

U better go back to kindergarten so u can learn properly the use and meaning of words..

Ignorant goat.

Politics › Re: President Buhari Finally Addresses His My Wife Belongs To The Kitchen Statement by sextrovert: 10:51am On Oct 16, 2016

eph12:
Amazing how we have shifted from the main issue raised in Aisha's interview.

You just aired my thought on this matter.

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Romance › Re: Definition Of A Cheap Gal by sextrovert: 10:46am On Oct 16, 2016

Ymain:
bt u're all cheap

ur = your

u're= you are

Romance › Re: Definition Of A Cheap Gal by sextrovert: 10:40am On Oct 16, 2016

CindyeMerAld:
you forgot to add this one O.P, A cheap gal is one who snaps pix without putting on bra and upload on nairaland..
what did u have in mind when u uploaded that pix if nt 2 get the attention of guys kettle calling pot black.

Does she really need a bra??.

What does the bra wanna pack??

Abeg lets move on.

Romance › Re: She Begged Me Money For Her Hair On Our 1st Date by sextrovert: 10:36am On Oct 16, 2016

Bros, the answer depends on some variables.

If u just wanna drill the hole, give her a part of it and then balance up with a sweet story. Get ur pussy juice and move on.

If u plan on settling for a relationship, baba u're on a long thing. The babe go chop u and move on.

Romance › Re: Which Kind Gf I Carry My Leg Go Toast Sef.... by sextrovert: 10:29am On Oct 16, 2016

Ifakiland:
U don't look local, u actually look like an slowpoke....look at how far down and fallen ur boobs are?

That's mean mhan.

i'm gon cry for her.

Romance › Re: Lalasticlala Should Be Exported To Kenya by sextrovert: 9:46am On Oct 16, 2016

u didnt mention u will get him night vision goggles too.

U know u guys are as dark as Midnight.

Romance › Re: I Just Gave My Employer A Very Dirty Slap by sextrovert: 9:26am On Oct 16, 2016

I smell lies.

Abeg someone should help me with that big nose pics.

Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Find It Hard Dating One Girl by sextrovert: 9:16am On Oct 16, 2016

The poster 3 steps above me is still a virgin..

Romance › Re: Sex Addiction by sextrovert: 10:39pm On Oct 15, 2016

Go and buy vaseline..

Walahi, it will solve your problem.

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Phones › Re: I Hate Glo Network....they Gave Me False Hope! by sextrovert: 8:31pm On Oct 15, 2016

8864528870356**

Guess the last two digits and N1000 glo is all urs again.

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Romance › Re: Which One Will You Choose Between This Beautiful Girl & #10million (photo) by sextrovert: 8:25pm On Oct 15, 2016

infact, I will pick N10000 over her..

I will use 1k5 enter Askamaya find one beta Olosho. come keep the remain 8k5.

God punish your beauty.

Who e epp??

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Romance › Re: How I Fired Her Yesterday by sextrovert: 7:40pm On Oct 15, 2016

Winnelyn:
interesting i really learnt from your well written story thank you

No matter how many stories are out there, girls will always be girls.

Romance › Re: Census: If You Are A Virgin Raise Up Your Hand by sextrovert: 7:21pm On Oct 15, 2016

I use only the tip so i'm still a virgin grin

Romance › Re: This Is The Real Reason Why Men Cheat by sextrovert: 7:19pm On Oct 15, 2016

divide it into verses and make it another chapter in the bible because it is so lengthy.

Romance › Re: I Was A Gay By The Time I First Cried As A Baby - Bisi Alimi by sextrovert: 9:23am On Sep 29, 2016

Another one.
Mad people everywhere.

Romance › Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by sextrovert: 9:21am On Sep 29, 2016

Recession has affected your wood. it has gone on strike.

Romance › Re: Its Eating My Self Esteem Away#i Need God Intervention # by sextrovert: 9:19am On Sep 29, 2016

i laugh very hard whenever i hear a lady without a career/business say she wants to get married.

The lady will end up being either physically/emotionally abused or dead in that kinda marriage.

What does such lady have to offer or support the family.

OP if u had something to keep u busy like a job or business, u wouldnt be here to create a thread that would add confusion to your life.

U are a lady, that is enough to boost your self esteem.

Romance › Re: I Carried Her Bag And suddenly it seems me against the world(photo) by sextrovert: 5:39pm On Sep 28, 2016

Akanbibabatunde:
The village people ontop your matter are like MTN, everywhere you go.. If you think sey naa lie, who get that your shadow wey wear face cap... And lest I forget, recession hug you ooo...why your leg thin like that...

hehehehehe

true bro

that shadow is on face cap LMFAO!!!

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Romance › Re: Do I Look Like An Ogbanje? by sextrovert: 7:07am On Sep 28, 2016

Glassdoll:
Oh yes you do

Howdy!

Romance › Re: Do I Look Like An Ogbanje? by sextrovert: 7:02am On Sep 28, 2016

Nah, u don't look like one of us.

Romance › Re: I And My Queen Have Ended Things by sextrovert: 6:59am On Sep 28, 2016

EniHolar:
Eeyah

ours will last a long time if u will allow me.
Pardon me if i sound regular. u're beautiful.

Romance › Re: I Mistakenly Swallow Sperm Last Night by sextrovert: 6:35am On Sep 28, 2016

TrapQueen77:

Hahahahahahahha... Girl lesson #1 let ur booboo drink a coconut water or pineapple juice before sucking his life

This is one of the reasons employers look for 10years experience.

I will definitely hire her over a virgin.

Damn!! she is too experienced.

Romance › Re: "11 Signs Of Bad Parenting", Did You Agree? by sextrovert: 6:29am On Sep 28, 2016

Being a parent is the toughest job. Not even experience is enough to be a good parent but God and Luck.

Nigerian parents no try sha..

Romance › Re: What Happened The First Day I Picked A Prostitute ( Scariest Moment Of My Life) by sextrovert: 6:18am On Sep 28, 2016

Greenbullet:
next time don't just bang any olosho, have a regular olosho that u can bang,my 2cent.

Bros, you dont have to quote the whole story na..

OP Change began with u a long time ago.. God used ur sin to save a soul.

Dont stop being good. Even when they say it is a fabricated lie, I believe u

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Romance › Re: Adorable Pre-wedding Photos Shot In Kitchen by sextrovert: 6:29pm On Sep 27, 2016

Laveda:
Really beautiful...

When I find my husband, we'll come up with even more better concepts.

I wish them well.

Dont search too far

i'm right here.

Car Talk › Re: Some Lagosians Park Their Cars At Shopping Malls Like These by sextrovert: 9:30pm On Sep 26, 2016

bigblackbooty:
Remember when I used 2 stay in Lag, dang those people & their crazy lifestyle

Where did u go? why did u leave Lag?.

I guess u couldn't match up to the lifestyle.

Romance › Re: HOT Things That Actually End A Relationship Instantly!! by sextrovert: 8:52pm On Sep 26, 2016

cindyrocks:
Cheating.

Cheating? noo,

I'd rather say it's lack of understanding. If your bae/boo is understanding/considerate, Cheating wouldnt be a problem..

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