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[b]Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?' When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Saviour?' But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question . 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!' The nun fainted. (Tell me what u think!)[/b]

so no one have post their joke? ok let me start

A blind snake and a blind rabbit bump into each other in the woods. The snake asks the rabbit what he is and he says he doesn't know because he is blind. The rabbit asks the snake to crawl around on him and describe what he feels like and he might be able to tell. The snake says "You are very soft and furry, have a big fuzzy tail and long floppy ears". The rabbit says "I must be a bunny! I always wanted to be a bunny!" When the rabbit described the snake, he said "You are cold, low down, have beady eyes and no balls!" The snake exclaimed "I must be a lawyer!"

srk most popular quotes part 3


"Everything in life is difficult to maintain — your weight, your eyesight, your hair, your relationships, your love, respect. You keep making that effort. Sometimes it bears fruit and sometimes it doesn’t. If it doesn’t, it doesn’t mean that you did not make that attempt."

"I am never as good as people say and am never as bad as people would like to believe."

"Aakhir mein jo achcha lage use apna lo, jo bura lage use jaane do."
At the end, whatever is good make it yours and whatever is bad let it go.

"I love the lack of privacy. If I were private i'd be alone. I think its fashionable to make such statements. I'd rather have the problem of walking into a restaurant and being mobbed than walk along Chandni Chowk unrecognised. An actor spends half his life trying to be recognised and the rest wearing dark glasses. Its stupid!"

"I have always wanted to be a star and I want to die being a star."

"Let's get real. I am 44 and I can't look 20. I have some fans who say I look 24, while there are others who tell me I look old nowadays. I believe both. I have started playing my age and I have no issues accepting the fact that actors age."

"My biggest recurring fear is that I'll wake up in the morning and find that someone has cut off my arms."

"I act like a kid. Even my performances are childish. For me, this industry is like a playhouse."

"I always forgive people. But I will never forget a person who has betrayed me once and is quite liable to do it again."

"There are days when I don't even want to smile on meeting people. But I push myself because I like to be loved and needed."

"I"m not a good PR person and I"m not a good media person.
I"m just a fantastic person."

"I have a lot of things worthy of showing but that doesn't mean I have to show them to everyone"



"there is so much good in the worst of us and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly becomes any of us to talk about the rest of us!"

"Everything you desire doesen't come to you just like that(snaps a finger), you have to be calm and patient"

"It looks like I can't say 'NO' but I don't do anything that I don't want to."

"An actor needs to be in touch with people. I refuse to live in an ivory tower. I am at the entrance of the tower and I will resist going in. I need to be in touch."

"If you don't risk taking the odd wrong turn in the quest for breaking set patterns, you will go nowhere."

"Many people have a problem with the things I do. For them, I have only one thing to say: It's my life. If you don't like it, switch off."

"I am like a dog. I can snap sometimes, but you can't hate a dog. They are lovable creatures."

"I am nobody to be followed. I am like a cigarette; experience at your own risk. I don't want to pressure kids into believing that heroes are always the best."

Off screen, no woman can make me collapse on my knees."

"I love the lack of privacy. If I were private i'd be alone. I think its fashionable to make such statements. I'd rather have the problem of walking into a restaurant and being mobbed than walk along Chandni Chowk unrecognised. An actor spends half his life trying to be recognised and the rest wearing dark glasses. Its stupid!"

wow young Obama sweet

Itohan123:
so she doesn't love me amirite

she does but she's just too girly get used to it orfind a solution

posakosa:
If anyone recalls my previous post "I hate my ex-boyfriend" I am very happy to testify that my ex has run MAD.


Death is his next stop.

girl you are funny I think you are very much obsessed with him

afam4eva:
Ash(overated) is nothing like Rani

yea she's beautiful but very overrated anyone observe she's not as pretty like before maybe because she wears too much makeup now days

have a cold shower

there was no more women

srk walk the ramp

patwhizkid:
He must have a fat bank account!

Oxone:
so thats all it takes

_{laugh and roll eyes} haha you better start your second job

lol that is first class comedy I didn't end it my mom was angry with the lound laughing

go in the village why did you come to nairaland?

so you guys are still here?

6.5

see this https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-279836.0.html

GeeCee:
Shit School

lol that is funny

jacob

oh please I hate to see a guy cry, expect some family member die or something.