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try harder next time

aci

please reach for the door

last last last

van is not a great actor, but he's okay. genny is too arrogant who give her the right to say that? cheap publicity

[quote author=$osisi link=topic=279343.msg3968170#msg3968170 date=1243995435]I had signed blank checks from my fiance when love was sharking us
Now,after years of marriage I can't even touch his wallet without being admonished[/quote]lmao marriage is scary

Studio CFR:
OXONE, ?

Flings him out



@platinum fubu,


forget about Oxone for now, he's laying unconscious somewhere around YABA LEFT.

Lets Roll

too much confusion here

well done to him. he has just made history

oh please that's the last thing I want go back to sleep

you are the tallest person in the world

joy is a emotion hard to define

cry for my dear life

everyone is illiterate

beg him to sent me to heaven

you have one day to live

God live in the heart of good human being

I don't want it for free even

run to the doctor

you have one teeth

creamish haven't seen the babe in a long time

y me:
humans laugh to anything laughable

simply well said

the bollywood star I like the most is not in your list

sleeping in is not good

Forgive Fire!!!

Wo! I would beat the living crap out of her before she even finishes her caterwauls! If she has a loose tongue, the best way to zip it back is by reminding her with a huge fist everytime her mouth opens and i wont even feel one ounce of remorse for my actions. Action speaks louder than words and as she words, i reply with action. No dulling!

lmao so funny but also serious

Now the great Laugnter Challenge has begun - lets spread the laughter. Which joke did you guys found funny, post it here and make other readers of this forum laugh also!!! at the end of the month, We will vote on who posted the funniest joke. so let the challenge begin

[b]A Really Bad Day with a bad joke
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." [/b]

Lmao

darkgoddes:
I used to have the hots for Hrithik Roshan, but not anymore

but now, i cant get enough of Bobby Deol.

if only i could meet that guy, i will flirt madly with him.

if i could also get few mins with him privately, i will surely pin him to the wall, lock one of my legs around his, use my hands to hook his b4 he can even mutter the strength to stop me, then, i will get to work with my lips and tongue .

wishful thinking y'all might say, but only if i didnt get that chance of a few mins with him

Bobby Deol, beware of darkgoddess, u re warned!

damm girl he is a marriade man