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thank you. no more post after me |
Will You Ever Kill For You True Love that love can pass me |
londoner:lol well said |
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wow what a hot couple can't wait for kites
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with priyanka
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that's not genny ![]() |
Salman: I don’t have a problem with Shah Rukh For the first time, Salman Khan directly spoke about his famous spat with Shah Rukh Khan at Katrina Kaif’s birthday bash last year. The duo has been warring after an alleged argument concerning their respective shows’ popularity erupted into a brawl. We asked Salman, who is all set to host Dus Ka Dum’s season 2, whether he would object to Shah Rukh Khan being a special guest on his show. He coolly said, “If Sony brings him then he is more than welcome. Agar woh a gaye toh who khush naseeb hai. If Shah Rukh and Sony both wants to do an episode together then I don’t have a problem with it. It’s not a big deal.” But he also added, “Even if I did (have a problem with Khan), I wouldn’t discuss it publicly.” Shah Rukh’s show Kya Aap Paanchvi Pass Se Tez Hai will not have a second season so clearly Salman is having the last laugh now. To this, he says, “I wish for everyone to do well, whether they are doing TV shows or films. If our work does not happen, how will the media and others get work. Kabhi kabhi Aamir ka bhi naam le lo meri maa. He is also collecting lots of money at the box office.” There was news of a film project that hoped to bring the three powerful Khans (Shah Rukh, Aamir and Salman) together. To this, Salman suggest, “They should bring two of us together at a time. Like Shah Rukh-Aamir, me–Aamir, me-Shah Rukh,” while drilling in again, “I do not have a problem working with Shah Rukh. I am not getting married to him! You should ask him too whether he wants to do these projects or not.” It will be interesting to see whether the channel dares to use SRK as an option for a special guest on DKD. Salman might act the thorough professional now, with his calm exterior, but he’s known for his temper tantrums on the sets. |
mine are Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reason; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contain only you! If i could change the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. There are two reasons why i wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you. |
damm tough question well if am living confortably yes |
come on people rita is no match for Aish @poster see this topic this is more fair https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-136123.0.html |
To those women who have those desires on Jim, my message to them is simple: keep fantasying. your man is all your girl ![]() |
mean am here |
anytime |
ikeyman00:lmao that's funny ![]() |
sorry but the floor is there ![]() |
marry one and the rest will keep to them self |
live in a cave ![]() |
Just sleep with her and have fun, after all what is the big deal enjoying her and ur self. what sort of advice is that? @poster just tell her you have another woman, and that you don't love her |
donchike4u:a strong positive emotion and affection towards something |
nalia:was that english? ![]() |
tell him can we please have some quiet time? |
tough luck dude there is no more nights |
now that's a bad joke indeed |
Little Jimmy is in class and the teacher asks each student to tell the rest of the class what their fathers like to do around the house. Jimmy is excited and is very animated in waving his hand hoping to be called on. The teacher calls on him and say's, "yes Jimmy what does your father do?" Jimmy responds, "he eats light bulbs Mrs. Jones." Mrs. Jones is a little shocked and responds,"Well sweetie that's just not possible." Jimmy says, "uh huh, he does too! Just last night I heard my daddy tell mommy, "turn out the light I'm gonna eat that thing!" |
A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor. The doctor says, "How did you get such a huge orange head?" The guy says, "Well, one day I was walking down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern. A genie came out and said, I'll grant you three wishes, whatever you desire, what is your first wish?' I said, I'd like all the money I could ever spend.' The genie went Poof!', and there it was, all the money I could ever spend. Then he said, What is your second wish?' I said, I'd like a beautiful woman to love me, someone I could enjoy this money with.' The genie went Poof!', and there she was, a gorgeous girl who immediately loved me. Then the genie said, And what is your third wish?', and I think this is where I went wrong, I said, I'd like a huge orange head.'" |
A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!" |
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the fuckin’ French toast." |
It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible, But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral." |
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