brandnew3:
I prefer white tho'.

If Middleman brings white now u will say you prefer orange

Souljeezy:
hahahahahahahahahahaha..
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no vex....i saw something funny in another thread..decided to laff here

Na so madness dey start oh

PushPlay:
In the process of keeping the conversation, you should be able to identify her weak spots or entry points like i would prefer to call it.

Some girls are desperate to find a husband. This is where you propose to her that you are ready and willing to start a family with her.
Other girls just want a guy who would fill in for her financial needs. This is where you would make financial promises.

While some girls are just plain freaky and would prefer a guy who'd give them wild sex. By all means, make her understand why you are the best man for the job.

Human needs varies according to individuals so it is not limited to the ones i listed above.

Some might even need academic assistance. Maybe they've been struggling to pass an exam. Your job would be to become that brainy guy who would help her pass the exams or at least help her in one way or the other.
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The list is endless my people.

My point here is that you become indispensable and the first guy she will call up on when the need arises.

This now leads us to the next stage where you walk the talk.


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Don't just read without leaving comments else i might have to stop updating this thread and move on.

You just hit the nail on the head.

Most girls will hate this thread. No apologies. The truth is very bitter.

There's a girl who was always acting up whenever I visited her with
my older car. I have known she's very materialistic so I never allowed
her to know I had a new car or come to my apartment just to see if
she could truly love me.

Of course she kept keeping me at arms length.

Last week I visited her With my new car.

Oh boy, see "love"

The first thing she did was drive it.

Started claiming that she has always had feelings for me.
Even cooked for me the next day and invited me to her place

Girls?

Hmmm

OR...........

Maybe DE guy for dey scope one fine babe in the church, delayed their

journey and the accident would have never occurred sef



Bottom line Bros,

#your-time-never-reach!

Stupedinluv:
You only talk about what you like and don't like.

By replying with "you" you have already concluded that I'm self-centered?

Na wa oh

Stupedinluv:
There must be this one or two annoying thing they have in common that causes displeasure and irritability...

For me, its their self centred nature.

No offence intended to our handsome brothers rather taking correction is advisable as it has not killed anybody.

How do self-centered guys behave?

azeeza:
See his leg like fulani sanda.....

PROVACATEUR:
Is it true that Lara is the only foreign investor oshimole brought to Edo state

But why naw Oga Buhari?

God forbid

Is that a dickkk or a boil?

kilode100:
Dumb story...

A slut I am, a slut I will always be... No time for rubbish conformity...

It has always worked and will always work!!

Uncle, you never outlined your good qualities o... Abi, U no change too?...

I pity your wife Sha...

Men!!... I use and dump the bloody fools jare.. Whether boyfriends/Husband.

I don tire for marriage sef. I just want to eat and Bleep anybody I like.
I don tire.

Correct girl #baddosky

A looks sweet

B is hot

Honestly i cant decide.

I'd have her either way.

dollyjoy:
Abeg who get bb charger here?

sickstars:


Do you have a bottle??

Yup, but I wasn't the one that complained about my drinking.

Ask raayah for her unopened bottles.

I'm chilling mine in the fridge to drink later with hot spicy goat head peppersoup

Chazzyboy:
alcohol has destroyed many next time tell them is not good for ur health, u are too nice to be destroyed with alcohol

What does drinking alcohol have to do with being nice?

sickstars:

No no no no dont shhiit just pas me a drink

"Screwer" and "Screwee"

In the Teaching hospital where i work the payment of the first 28days allowance is in batches so only God knows when it will reach ours.

There's a wide variation in the payment of salaries because one fed ministry could get theirs today and another ministry won't see their own till almost after two weeks.

She ruined her flawless chocolate skin.

Her skin, her life.

Medunah:
and what did u get her??

1 Cway + 1 gala

SexyCeline:
Had an arguement with a close friend recently as to which color type do men prefer. No reasonable conclusion was reached. So over to you nairaland dudes, which of the above damsel would you go for and why?

The dark girl makes me think of sweet chocolate.

#team-dark-babes

sinaj:
How sweet




But I hpe d sermon will cme afta d main thing

Else m gonna rape him

Baddosky

Some girls can't even boil ordinary egg without burning it

ucheHapers:
Bros one Heineken and isi ewu for you...you deymake sense....

Thanks bros!

digitite:


My brother from another mother. You will marry a jewel. And have ephikos as children that will colonise Jupiter.. God bless you.

B

Amen oh!

1. She prays with you and prays for your success

2. Your present situation doesn't deter her from respecting and loving u because she sees you as the success u will become and not who u are at the moment.

3. She supports u in any and every way possible to make ur dream come true.

4. Her love for u is not dependant on what u can repay her with.

5. Even if she is "better off" than u financially presently, she never brings it up, belittles u or uses it against u but treats u with dignity, love and respect.

6. She discusses your future plans and gives constructive criticism and positive advice such as behavioral and financial adjustments u need to make to achieve ur dreams.

7. She makes sacrifices for you because she believes in you and your dreams.


My brother, if u have such a woman and u don't put a ring on her finger and value her as u should, describing u as "Olodo" is too mild.

In Nate Dogg's voice




"Ring or no ring, a hoe's gonna be a hoe..."

All dem friend zoned niggahs shud take note

Houseofglam7:

No freaking way!
You just know how to blow my mind, don't ya?

That's because i know you and appreciate the fact that you are one in 7billion

Houseofglam7:


Awwwww..... Were you the one that sent me roses this morning?

You only got the roses?
The guy didn't deliver the chocolates and red wine?

Houseofglam7:


Yeah, wanna tell me something?

Yup...you've been missed.
Happy 2016.