ZombieTAMER:
This guy is under a spell


Look at what he brought home

A living trailer

Living what
You get bad mouth nor be small

SenecaTheYonger:


Becos a girl is nice to you, you don dey call am fish brain just to impress the guy you quoted. Lol. People like you don't deserve nice things.

Hey!
I know the difference between niceness and manipulation. I'm a person who doesn't take people for granted. I'm not saying this to impress anybody. I've been always able to detect people who always wanted to take advantage of my vulnerability but it's dead on arrival based on the kind of orientation I have.
Like I said if I wanted to smash these girls I'd have done that but I don't do shits like that. I've never conned them into doing these things they do, at times I even restrain them.
They are even the ones who ask me out most times but I decline cos I know the relationship wouldn't last. So don't come here and start ranting like one injured cow.
I don't take nice people for granted!

Oya see brother, see brother
Brother wey mumu

internationalman:
You guys are the ones making things hard for yourself...

If you are wooing a girl and she insists you buy her something or foot her bill, just know she's not interested in you.

Not to brag but I have never spent for girls in my life and I have yet to meet the kind of girls y'all tag gold diggers and LovePeddler in my life.

So sorry, I don't have any mumu experience

Same here bro .
Na them dey spend for me oo... No be say I fine oo... But I thank God say him give me small sense for book and talk. I'm quite reserved though. I exhibit myself as one hard mysterious guy and I don't do the chasing. Highest na hello, hi... Na the babe go take over but na me still get control. So nothing like say please give me this. How I no take dey smash d free pussy I dey see on a regular na just God and my conscience dey help. E even get one wey dey send me money on a steady currently. This one go collect money from her rich Bf give me with hope that I will fall for her. Girls mumu nor be small...
If you're smart na you go dey control them. A majority of these babes out there get fish brain. As small as I am I no get any mumu experience oo.... I've learnt from d elders

The evil men do will definitely haunt them. It's all a matter of time... God save us from thugs ruling this country...

This one is a wasted life already. Follow him at your peril. Stop making stupid people famous !

healthserve:





They never allow women from outside marry their sons in peace. The very moment the son dies, they unleash carnage on the women. Also, in severe cases ofbhatred they kill their own sons that marry women that they stand against. We've seen countless from that part of the country.

Not only their sons, even their women. The last one my mom was even trying to help her marriage was a terrible disaster. Na her mama dey help am pack load comot for her husband house. She's done this shit five times. The last one she did was what made her husband who's a very gentle man lock her and mother up at a military guard room. The two of them came to the house when the man was not around, broke the doors and emptied the whole house. As in the whole five bedroom flat was emptied.
She sold a reasonable part of these things off and she used the rest to set the house of another man she moved in with.
The husband dealt with her when he was able to track her. Even the man he narrowly escaped that day...

Those kogi people from the Yoruba speaking parts really have problems compared to the igalas and ebiras... I can't make that mistake of having anything to do with them. Due to my mom's position as a person who handles marital affairs, I have seen countless issues from this very part. They're just too terrible and wicked. Ain't stereotyping but Mehn you still need to shine your eyes.

Op bia... Why don't you have a head of your own that a thinking cap can fit. Aunty want to use pussy to turn you to her handbag over there and when she's done she will now dump you.
Bros hustle oo make you no go wash car for your girlfriend sugar daddy... �

An evidence of love beyond chopping d kpekus and tearing race.
That's a loyal man here. God help you guys build a good home.

Oksman:


Change the fan and your lappy is back. Shouldn't cost you a lot. If you continue using it without changing it, your processor will pack up and that's gonna squeeze your tight budget except you own a cash vault. Do have a nice day!

Thanks bro. Stopped using it. The repairer said 2.5k is d cost.

This was never sabi work wella. Thunder fire kidnappers nationwide. Awon were

Op I'm sorry but I have to say this... You really need prayers oo...
This part of kogi you come from really has big problems.
I've seen up to seven cases on marital issue emanate from them .The non-yoruba speaking parts donot usually encounter this problem, I'm not stereotyping but go and make research about the marital foundation of this place you're from. Something's definitely wrong somewhere such that they usually have marital issues.
Your mother will scatter your marriage bro. Open ur eyes

Oksman:


Check your processsor fan.

Took it to the repairer yesterday, he said the same thing... So what's the way out?

Good evening everyone
I've been feeling feverish and having headaches for the past two days and I felt it was stress. I took paracetamol and I felt relieved, but the problem now is that I'm feeling itchy all over me, even in my eyeballs like as if I took chloroquine. Doctors in the house come to aid
Cheers

BlackSpanner:


Abeg!!! Which school?

One northern university laidat... �

Just look at how awkward and backward their lives are.
Na so one idiot come dey tell male students for our hostel say make we no dey wear shorts and sleeveless top find water inside school compound but these idiots no go fit provide water for inside hostel.
Maybe they want us to be wearing babariga to fetch water ... Awon were...

These people and their religion are a pain in the ass to the world...

You quote me, thunder faya u

oluwasegun007:
This one strong oooo

Chai

Scissors kick..

I think there have been a backend confrontation between the two before now.

As in ehn the nigga na savage

GOFRONT:
Chaiii.....Don't worry...

Allow Okafor's Law of Congodynamics to take its course here.....


Okafor's Law of Congodynamics states that once a Congo has been shined before (C1), it can always be Re-shined (C∞ ) provided it was shined properly the previous times it was shined (P).
(C1 P = C∞)...

All thanks to Chief NwaAmaikpe!!

LMAO!!!!

Nigerian police has zero sense in terms of gathering intelligence. Instead of the mumu people to do their work codedly like CIA and FBI does and catch these modafuckers red handed, they'll prefer to give them publicity.
I'm talking too much sef ... Nigerian police are also armed robbers in uniform na

Nigeria indeed is a congregation of mad people doing crazy things that will keep pushing madness into being relevant always.

Nothing can change for good in the shit hole until the day we stop supporting stupidity.

BabaIbo:
Yeah I have... on so many occasions: the one a girl was stark naked in front of me, the one a girl came to collect but I told her to dress up and another one I won't forget is during my NYSC is when my neighbor's fiancee was tempting me but I refuse to fall and so many others...

I overcame most and I also knowingly accept some when I was still in school, like the one below...
I remember a girl that toasted/tempted me, I fall scatter .
She approached me and ask me for dictionary. I told her I don't have and with my innocent mind I ran around to get it for her because I thought she really needs it for her post jamb. When I gave it to her, she told me one more thing, I asked her what?... She said she needs my number, I smiled and gave it to her, few hours later she called and asked if I am inside that she wants to come and play with me.
Meanwhile, I am with one babe that I was trying to get. I immediately told her I am on my way back home......fast forward, she entered my room while catworking and eating corn, she asked me if I will eat, I told her no, she was giving me green light but I acted like I am not seeing it and she told me she will come back later in the night. As she was about to leave I dragged her back...fast forward, while on bed about to enter the place babe ask me if I love her, I was like even if I hate you what do you expect me to tell you at that point, we do the do. Moments later my main chick called and she was like so you are cheating on me, I laugh that day ehn, I was like are you for real... I will stop here.
The matter pain my lodgemate that year, he reported me to the lodge/hostel president and others but wetin consign bobo, because the girl actually came to write post utme and she was staying in his room (he had the intention of doing it) but babe see me, come give me green light that was very very very glaring, even blindman go see am...

My nigga

polimaf:
it's likely caused by a failed hard disk, or virus. Try a clean installation of the OS

How do I do this pls ?

Hi every one

My laptop allows me log in but once I log in I can't open most files and programs on it as it hangs. Please what's wrong with it and how do I fix it?

Only God knows how many lives this butcher has wasted.
At times as a medical student I wonder if I'd be able to practice amidst terrible people like this .
The worst thing is that idiots like this one will still be clamouring for one useless supremacy.

Young man I can bet you'd regret your action in the future. My cousin who tried this is biting her finger today.

The idiot she got married to on the basis of one useless religion sold the property they built together and sent her packing out of the home with five kids.

The animal has married another wife now.

Do not think with your penis. Use your brain man!

Chai
The guy na danfo driver true true
Na danfo dem still take carry him body go morgue.

Ode agba

Animals in human skin

The church has entered into the world and the world has entered into the church
SMH

sofiscatedmoron:

but u eat fish

The fish I eat has more nutrients offer to my body compared to that orifice with fishy smell that will drain nutrients from your body while you're at work drilling it.

Biglittlelois:



You will be fine.......

What's this one saying??)