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Romance / Re: She Is A Lovable Person But Her Past Keeps Popping Up In My Head by sexysage(m): 3:37pm On Sep 10, 2023
Me rn
Religion / Re: True Christian Wife Wanted! - Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo by sexysage(m): 10:53am On Jul 03, 2023
SAMBARRY:
it's better for your sanity grin


So she's clearly an actress pretending to be religious cheesy

I already told her my standards and principles. Aunty say she go stay. I've decided I won't argue with her again. She still doesn't believe I can do away with her.

Na action remain. I won't talk again. She's got nothing on me.

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Religion / Re: True Christian Wife Wanted! - Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo by sexysage(m): 9:10pm On Jul 02, 2023
SAMBARRY:
grin cheesy grin cheesy

Your description of the girl is so hilarious grin

Fr! It's funny, but it's the reality bro. She was a total opposite of what I envisaged for. In my life, I no go get anything to do with religious women. Zero spirituality, na for head Dem go just carry church. Many of em are a baggage of problems.

I just thank God say he save me from potential agbako. This girl is very desperate. She's been bombarding me with emails but for real, na to Ghost am sure pass.

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Religion / Re: True Christian Wife Wanted! - Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo by sexysage(m): 8:17pm On Jul 02, 2023
This me rn
When the devil knows you'll do you exploits for God and humanity, na so so evil women go dey come your way.

Just broke off a nine-month relationship with a supposed mummy G.O's daughter this week. Na me know wetin my eye see. Character na zero, fear of God, na zero. Very sexually pervert girl. I will never have anything to do with a religious woman. Never again!

The kain things wey she dey display on video calls pass me.I just knew long distance relationship can't work with this kind of girl cos I no fit trust am. I need peace with God and man. I lost my peace in that relationship.

I couldn't pray, couldn't just think right.

This girl is not even up to 24, but this babe don get past wey some olosho no get. Yet she doesn't see anything wrong in all she's done. I just knew deep down this wasn't worth it.

I deserve something better. She didn't want to let go, but I have made up my mind. You need to see how she's been emotionally blackmailing me. God forbid bad thing!

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Agriculture / Re: My Aquaculture Journey: Venture Into Catfish Farming With Me(picstory) by sexysage(m): 9:13pm On Jun 30, 2023
I'm following, any progress?
Career / I Need Latest Information On This by sexysage(m): 7:20am On Jun 30, 2023
Good morning y'all, I'm in need of information on what migration to Canada currently looks like to a Nigerian physiotherapist.

I'll appreciate if a physiotherapist practicing in Canada or the diaspora can throw more light on this.
Education / Re: A Thread For Medical Rehabilitation ( Physiotherapy) Students by sexysage(m): 12:38pm On Jan 24, 2023
Bubbyz4bubbyz:


Physiotherapy is it good course? Can one get jobs easily with it Abroad?I am thinking going for either Physiotherapy or Radiography which I plan using the certificate to travel outside

Sure you can get jobs, PTs are one of the highest paid healthcare experts abroad.
Music/Radio / Re: Portable Releases New Song Criticizing Apostle Suleman For Using Bulletproof Car by sexysage(m): 4:20pm On Jan 04, 2023
hopefulLandlord:
That incidence is another proof Christianity is a lie and Yahweh is either imaginary or incompetent because he promised his followers divine protection but failed them at their hour of need. Apostle knows no blood of a Jew killed by 3 nails in a small Israeli village aeons ago can save you from a 21st century bullet which is why he uses bulletproof car for himself and even took it a step further by adding armed guards

Let's read the Holy Bible for some of those verses, the below list isn't by any means exhaustive

1. Psalm 1:6 For the LORD watches over the way of the righteous, but the way of the wicked leads to destruction.

2. Psalm 121:5-8 The LORD watches over you— the LORD is your shade at your right hand; the sun will not harm you by day, nor the moon by night. The LORD will keep you from all harm– he will watch over your life ; the LORD will watch over your coming and going both now and forevermore.




Well I don't blame you.

3. Psalm 91:10-11 no harm will overtake you, no disaster will come near your tent. For he will command his angels concerning you to guard you in all your ways.

4. Isaiah 54:17“No weapon that is formed against you will prosper ; And every tongue that accuses you in judgment you will condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, And their vindication is from Me,” declares the LORD.

5. Proverbs 1:33 but whoever listens to me will live in safety and be at ease, without fear of harm.”

6. Psalm 34:7 For the angel of the LORD is a guard; he surrounds and defends all who fear him.

7. Psalm 112:6-7 Surely the righteous will never be shaken; they will be remembered forever. They will have no fear of bad news; their hearts are steadfast, trusting in the LORD.

8. Nahum 1:7 The LORD is good, a refuge in times of trouble. He cares for those who trust in him.

9. Psalm 56:4 In God I will praise his word, in God I have put my trust; I will not fear what flesh can do unto me.

10. Proverbs 29:25 Fear of man will prove to be a snare, but whoever trusts in the Lord is kept safe

11. Deuteronomy 31:8 Do not be afraid or discouraged, for the LORD will personally go ahead of you. He will be with you; he will neither fail you nor abandon you.”

12. Genesis 28:15 I am with you and will watch over you wherever you go , and I will bring you back to this land. I will not leave you until I have done what I have promised you.”

13. Proverbs 3:24-26 When you lie down, you will not be afraid; when you lie down, your sleep will be sweet. Have no fear of sudden disaster or of the ruin that overtakes the wicked, for the Lord will be at your side and will keep your foot from being snared.

14. Psalm 27:1 Of David . The LORD is my light and my salvation– whom shall I fear ? The LORD is the stronghold of my life– of whom shall I be afraid?

15. Psalm 91:1-4 Whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust .” Surely he will save you from the fowler’s snare and from the deadly pestilence. He will cover you with his feathers, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness will be your shield and rampart.

16. Psalm 5:11 But let all who take refuge in you be glad; let them ever sing for joy. Spread your protection over them, that those who love your name may rejoice in you.

17. Proverbs 18:10 The name of the LORD is a strong fortress ; the godly run to him and are safe.

18. Psalm 144:2 He is my loving God and my fortress, my stronghold and my deliverer, my shield, in whom I take refuge , who subdues peoples under me.

19. Exodus 14:14 The LORD will fight for you, and you have only to be silent .

there are still many more similar verses in the Christian Bible

Typical christians consoling words: "Ooh don't worry dear, god works in mysterious ways you know. His ways are not our ways. He knows his reasons for everything."
Does god ever protect his followers? Is he even capable??
It's high time you guys wake up from slumber and face reality, not defending the stories made by some ancient men from a certain culture with every strength in your body.

Yahweh is either incompetent, liar or nonexistent and Christianity is a lie

let's see how pastors are proving divine protection to be false

pastors are using bodyguards EVEN IN THE CHURCH but would stand on the pulpit and read verses on divine protection to its members, they would even sell expensive jackets, Car bumper stickers, stickers for their member's main entrance with words like "I'm protected by the blood of Jesus" "No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper" in order to raise money for more or better bodyguards





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who's deceiving who?
Technology Market / Re: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by sexysage(m): 11:15am On Jun 16, 2022
Pls what's the suitable capacitor for a 1.8kw senwei gen?
Romance / Re: Have Your Parents Ever Tried To Match Make You Before? Share Your Experience by sexysage(m): 8:33pm On Jun 13, 2022
This me rn. Funny part is that my mom doesn't even know I've asked the babe out and she said she's not ready cos she doesn't want distraction. However, it's not a match making thing. Myself and the babe have been friends since our a'level days. I've met a handful of her relatives. She's also met my sister.
All my mom has seen is her pictures and they've spoken on phone a couple of times. Yet she keeps insisting she's the one I'll marry. Initially I thought it was a joke oh. Now she's taking it serious.
Education / Re: A Thread For Medical Rehabilitation ( Physiotherapy) Students by sexysage(m): 11:40am On Apr 05, 2022
maleekjackson:
same bro but lvl 100

Lol, now in 400L. I'm graduating next yr if things return to normal.
Education / Re: A Thread For Medical Rehabilitation ( Physiotherapy) Students by sexysage(m): 6:09am On Feb 11, 2022
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Apply via utme. Chances you'll get admission via DE is very slim.
Family / Re: Chat Between A Cross-Dresser And His African Mother by sexysage(m): 12:53pm On Nov 04, 2021
Etinosa1234:
Saw the tweet and I was very irritated by Americans

See them telling this boy that he looks more beautiful like this...

Person wey obasanjo fine pass

To train pikin for abroad now go be new prayer point

Make u nor send sulaiman go abroad make sulia come back


This got me rolling with serious laughter. Awon werey. this LGTV people are mad wallahi. How will a correct man like me leave assorted yansh and bress for omusu. koju maribi ooo.
Education / Re: A Thread For Medical Rehabilitation ( Physiotherapy) Students by sexysage(m): 12:13am On Aug 05, 2021
bennyflipy:

Interesting, it's normal since they practice sharia law, the stress is not an issue.

I've narrowed my options to radiography and nursing, but prefer the former.
If you don't mind can I have your WhatsApp number
Education / Re: A Thread For Medical Rehabilitation ( Physiotherapy) Students by sexysage(m): 5:16am On Aug 04, 2021
bennyflipy:

Thinking about starting a second degree in either, physiotherapy, radiography or nursing.

But people are discouraging me about BUk.
I'm from Kaduna State anyway


Lots of kd people are here. The environment here is kinda hostile looking at how unnecessarily sanctimonious they can be but it's been a blessing in disguise for me. Also the system here kinda stresses you but once you can adapt, that's all.
Education / Re: A Thread For Medical Rehabilitation ( Physiotherapy) Students by sexysage(m): 12:20am On Jul 31, 2021
bennyflipy:

How is physiotherapy like in BUK?
Fees and all??

it's a five year degree here too. plans for DPT upgrade are underway. We were told in yr 1. i am about resuming year four by God's grace in October. School fee is under 50k.
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by sexysage(m): 12:23am On May 31, 2021
litigator:


Wow! You sure have a dirty mind bro.

Why should I?

That's God's way of reminding me to be thankful for my gbola that can stand at attention at the sight of His beautiful paragon of beauty. Do you know some men cannot even get it up no matter what? Do you know for some men, you have to booth the gbola like a corrupt windows vista (home edition), before it receives life.

And for others, the woman will have to drag the gbola like an old rickety I beta pass my neighbour tiger generator before it generates a shred of weak current?

I see beauty in everything bro. My speciality is to turn situations into testimonies.




Which kain fool be this �����
Romance / Re: Upcoming Wedding Palava by sexysage(m): 3:02pm On May 18, 2021
Annoms:
I'll try to make this short.

Yesterday I was having a conversation with my fiancée about my mum's suggestion about how to go about our wedding which is scheduled to take place Jan next year. My mum suggested that we do both trad and white wedding on the same day to cut cost. She opined that we do the white wedding in the morning and hold the traditional marriage as a reception in the afternoon. I pretty much see reasons from her perspective considering the harsh economic condition in Nigeria.

I was relating this to my fiancée yesterday in a phone call, when she flared up and said I should have consulted her to seek her opinion on this marriage arrangement before going to my family to seek theirs because I said my mum's advise seems okay.

What I deduce from her plight was that she wants the trad marriage at the village (south-east) while the white at the town where we base (South-West). That was what I initially wanted but due to high inflation in the land, I'm actually tilting towards my mum advise because I can't go bankruptcy just because I want to satisfy her. Why not use a stone to kill two birds?

She wants a cream-de-la-cream kind of wedding but she's not ready to assist financially to make that happen. (she's an awaiting corper)

I told her that the cost of transportation and lodging people from the village (hers and mine) to the city for our white marriage alone is gulping about 500/600k. That's transportation & lodging alone ooo.. I'll now spend if not x2 of what I spent on trad for white.. Why not just do everything in the village and move on with our lives? We can actually have it in the village and it will still be all nice and glamourous.

She said she wants to have a say in how her marriage will look like. Her imput is welcomed. But if she still insist on having the white wedding and not putting finances into consideration. I'm thinking that she want the white wedding on the city because of her friends who will attend which is not enough reason to go bankruptcy for.

It was a heated argument yesterday. We both went to bed angrily and not in talking terms till now

Pls advice accordingly. Thanks



Wahala no dey flash person make e use him credit call am back. If you know what's good for you, just run for your life. Awon iyawo arungun.
Romance / How Do I Handle A Jealous And Obsessed Lover ? by sexysage(m): 1:52pm On May 11, 2021
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Education / Re: Bells University Student Celebrates 5.0 GP In Her Final Results by sexysage(m): 1:26am On Nov 02, 2020
Lautech wan scatter my padi career, she japaaa enter bells
See as she shine
Keep shining Ay!
Romance / Re: .... by sexysage(m): 10:12am On Oct 11, 2020
interested
Romance / Re: Can A Girl Have A Bestie Without Them Having Sex? by sexysage(m): 11:55am On Sep 06, 2020
Me set go ask you this one
is it possible to put fish near cat without cat chopping the fish ?
Family / Re: I Am Suspecting My Wife Is Cheating. Should I Confront Her? by sexysage(m): 11:48am On Sep 06, 2020
An olosho is always an olosho
Olosho no dey hang boot
Olamide said it all in ''wonma''
Romance / Re: Valentine: What's The Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done For Love? by sexysage(m): 3:23pm On Feb 13, 2020
nothing can make me this stupid for love. There's nothing like love in Nigeria. Relationship na chop me I chop you. All na scam

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Romance / Re: Share Your Best Val Experience by sexysage(m): 11:01am On Feb 13, 2020
All na still scam
Romance / Re: Hausa Ladies Are Not Romantic — 23 Years Suleiman Set To Marry His American Inst by sexysage(m): 10:52am On Jan 25, 2020
This is nothing but fact as per the issue of the average Nigerian woman.

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Crime / Re: Pastor Kenneth Onyeali Defiles Two Sisters During Deliverance In Imo by sexysage(m): 11:14pm On Dec 24, 2019
chigoziri2403:
Hope she collected receipt for her thirty thousand
Someone is injured on the leg, pastor is healing the vagina


This one weak me oo
Romance / Re: I Will Choose My Man Over My Family Because Cum Is Thicker Than Blood- Lady Says by sexysage(m): 11:42pm On Dec 19, 2019
Just see another ndi ara ranting
I finally give up on y'all
Fashion / Re: The Fashion 'Fraud' Committed By Lagos Slay Queens (Photos) by sexysage(m): 11:27pm On Dec 19, 2019
Iloveu2:


Am suffering from sexysage disease grin


I pray say you nor go die on top yansh matter. Nor be every yansh person dey mount prick on top ooo
Fashion / Re: The Fashion 'Fraud' Committed By Lagos Slay Queens (Photos) by sexysage(m): 9:02pm On Dec 19, 2019
Iloveu2:
grin


You well so? ?
Religion / Re: Mike Bamiloye Teases His Wife, Gloria, Shares Picture Taken Backstage by sexysage(m): 11:37pm On Dec 18, 2019
Balaxx:
the message is not for everyone,only d brilliant ones will understand



Chimooo!

This finishing na fatality!

You wicked oo
Family / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done To Collect Money From Your Parents? by sexysage(m): 4:11pm On Dec 14, 2019
TruckFit:
Faked a car accident that year (2008) when I was Niger state and fams were in osun state. Turned my phone off for 3 days and called on 4th day to tell them I had a terrible accident between Jebba and Minna.. classified legit format that I broke my neck and been getting treatment after x-rays. I legit bought myself a neck collar and sent the pics on Facebook .. popc wire me 180k to clear hospital bill grin grin momc sef add 40k join wink

I bought my first laptop same day and we bawling anyhow




Chimoooo

Dan shege Dan banza


Wallahi you no fit make heaven

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