Calculux95:
Guys how do we get the original jamb admission letter, is it the one that is printed from jamb's site....

yes ke

beeholler1:
i tot this nairaland was interesting sef

haaaa biola!
Ah beg make una treat her jejeli oo na novice she be

holareh:
haaaa seydam, u dey lie lie lie lie lie lie ooo, seydam kilode

Ma, is not my fault oo na speculation thns i aslo hear about

=>Ilé oba tójó, ewà ló bù kun.
(If you fail once,try again,failure is the preparation of greater things ahead)

=>Igi gogoro má gun mi lójú, à t'òkèrè latí wòó.
(Be conscious of your actions)

=>Bá mi na omo mìi, kò dénu olómo.
(Oftentimes people say what they do not mean so thread softly)

=> A kìí bá ara eni tan kí á fara eni nítan ya.
(When you are given an opportunity,dont misuse or overuse it)

=> Àgbà kìí wà lójà, k'órí omo tuntun ó wó.
(Where there are elders,things are not run
smoothly)

=>Orí tí yóó gbeni ní gbé aláwo ‘re ko ni.
(Your destiny is in your hands)

=>Eni tí ó n ko orin tí kò dùn, o maa nfeti ara e gbo.
(Be careful whatever you do,you might be affecting yourself indirectly)

=>Àgbà tí ò bínú ni omo rè n pò jojo.
(Be slow to anger)

=>Kí obìnrin to àtòrìn,Kí okùnrin to àtòrìn,ká wo eni tí ó ma lómi léyìn ese ju ara won lo.
(Competition between people reveals who is
stronger)

=>Apé kó tó jeun,kò ní jè bàjé.
(Delay is not denial)

=> Àsegbé kankan ò sí,àsepamó lówà.
(You can not hide your wrongdoings forever,someday your sins will find you out)

=>Bí iró bá lo lógún odún,òtító á padà léebá.

=>Iyán ogún odún,a máa jó ni lówó felifeli.

=>Káronú jinlè ká tó wùwà lóda,ìwà òpònú ni

=>kásekan òún tán,káwá dorí kodò lórí àsise.

=>Bi Ina njo ni jo omo eni tara eni laa ko gbon.

=>Ori yeye ni mogun, t'aise lo po.

=>akini unje akini afinihan unje afinihan ewo ni pele ara ibadan lojude ogunmola.

=>Àifète m'éte, àìfèrò m'erò, omo iya mefa kú si oko egbàafà.

=>A kò fe o ni ilu, o ni iwo yio da orin, bi o ba dá orin nà, tani yio ba o gbè é?

=> olopa ewo ni tepe,amuni nje amuni
(do not take laws into your hands)

Oya e se afikun sii, ni ede yoruba pelu geesi

#Owe lesin oro..........

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worisj:
131.

Weldone sir....keep it up!
You re doing a great job. i will mak sure i paid you off!

Blurr:
.... I ohp NL GOT HACKED AGAIN.... Cnt forget bak in d days.....@isrealboy@aidy97@seydam@wizguy69@dolycutie@blablabla...

Abi na...i missed so many things o

holareh:
d passport z lyk aw many abeg

Get atleast 75 passports

Bleshh:
Lmao... Boss of life!! Theres always a first time to do sumfn in life na... GREETINGS!!!!

i syt you o
A job weldone bro!
you re now stipulate with etisalat slogan

****Now, you re talking*****

Dayzzy:
i neva said RCF no dey pray oo..bt u knw, each church get im own stereotype, CAC is known for revivals and several prayers ..

BLW -Believers Love World i.e christ embassy

just imagine!
All in one.....God!
solitary prayer is d best

Bleshh:
What profits a man, if he gains d world n looses his soul REMEBER YOUR FATHER IN HEAVEN WHILE FLEXING N BALLING SHA

***********clapping***********
first time in history

Bleshh:
Hmnnnn.. Idk wah to type again, i swear!! B4 na seydam21, nw again na u!!! Lol... I tire oooo!!! I still hail sha

you mention my name

Worisj, calculux95, bond008, dayzzy...nd others that have been admitted today ,

Accept my felicitations!!!

More testimonies to come by GOD grace......!
#Just be chill! you re the next person to share ur testimony.

|Monarch Seydam|

KiddaBlingzz:
What of those that instantly turn to girraffes when in the exam hall. The types that will copy and even copy plus your name

you re also right bro. Copy copy student together with ur full name nd matric number......lol

1. FIRST TO FINISH

I have come across some of them who have
been maintaining this first to finish
reputation. Even when an exam seems
terribly difficult, they would still be the
first to submit as if an extra mark is awarded. ( If they are Igbo and they take
Yoruba Language exam, they would still
maintain their reputation by submitting
first ). I don't know if it is a general
estimation in which such students are
regarded as being brilliant

2. THE CONFUSED ONES

When invigilators say '' 5Mins To Go" you
see discomfort and confusion printed on
their faces as if they just lost a relative

3. PEN BORROWERS

The ones who ask, “ chairman abeg you get
extra pen?” Coming to an exam without a
pen when exam don almost start? Haaaa na
wa oooo

4. EXTRA SHEET BOOKERS

These students ask for more answer
booklets while you are still battling with
number one, you see them signal to the
invigilators requesting for extra sheets,
isn't this challenging ? How on earth would they have genuinely finished one
paper after 15 minutes. All other
explanations are physically impossible.

5. THE ACCLAIMED HIGH SELF ESTEEM

The ones who don't know 1 out of 5 questions but don't want to ask because they don't want to feel beneath you, you see them looking at the ceiling as if they want to remember something but for where ?, they have nothing to remember jhor

6. THE SPELLERS

The ones who ask for a definition, while
dictating to them, they ask you to take a
pause and spell a particular word for them.
'' Chairman abeg help me spell am''. Ooooh
common this isn't a primary school

7. TOILET USERS

These students don't urinate more than
twice a day but during an exam their
bladders quickly get full. They take an
excuse to the toilet by intervals. I wonder
wetin them dey go do dia

8. THE HISSERS

These are student who start hissing or
making awkward sound when invigilators
say “No form of contact allowed” they
would start looking as if their world has
come crashing down

9. THE ONES WHO CREATE ILLUSION BY HOLDING THEIR PENS FIRMLY AS IF THEY
ARE WRITING SOMETHING

These students create illusion by posing
as if they are writing something but for
where ?. They sit confidently and hold their pens firmly as if they want to write
the whole world, they keep writing like a
well prepared student, only to glance at
their booklet and see they were only able
to write a sentence.. Haha since morning ?

10. MASQUERADE CARRIERS

These are people who will succeed in using
their expo even if battalion of soldiers
are deployed to invigilate

TRUE OR FALSE??

BigSamX:
Breaking news!Breaking news!
All is now set for the 2nd Batch List of the FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY AKURE.(FUTA)
All prospective student are to check the school official website in the next 48hrs.GOODLUCK

keep it up bro cuz darris God oo

Ebenj19:
Futa no go kill person sha....breaking news everyday......the news we dey expect dey no break am na dos irrelivent one dem dey break.....mini tablet kooh....maxi paracetamol niii

lol

FUTA VC DEBUNKS INCREMENT IN SCHOOL
FEE

As a result of the rumour on campus
concerning the increment in the school
fee, the student union government took a
bold step by meeting with the management of the university.the SUG executives were led by the president in person of Com.Ashola Daniel.

Furthermore in attendance are the vice
chancellor, Prof.G.Daramola, DVC ACADEMICS, Prof. Fashakin and the dean
of students , DR.B.K ALESE, popularly
referred to by students as BABA EWE.

The VC addressed this issue by saying "the
management has not increase the school
fees as I speak today 9th of Oct.2014.if such will come up, the student union leaders will be called to table.

he further said "we are not unmindful of the economic state of our nation. He said the
management so much respect the students. But has at now, the student Union leaders
has not been called to a table concerning
the increments of fee or not.

The VC said has an innovation that the university would embark on from next session, every incoming 100l student would have a a branded TAB with the university logo on it,which is compulsory for all incoming 100l students and optional for the stallites,that is any interested persons
can get theirs.

Finally, the student union government of FUTA are at all times protecting your interest and using this medium to debunk every rumour of increase in school fees.

herdeywarley:
Pls guyz add me to d Group 07038261640

Added!

cyclopspop:

please add me 08137525011

ok sir!

WIZGUY69:
Blessh. why did you leave the group chat now.?

The guy has been added back maybe he mistakenly left the group

mine is Atlectico De Madrid...i'll be creating threads for them

thumb up!

Tag:
Mukina2
seun
obinoscopy
semid4lyf
your attention are needed!

Bleshh:
Honourable Seydam21, you are sighted!!!!!!!! Respect!!!

you re welcome bro

Ebe9ice:
Pliz,wen is this fucking list coming out for gudness sake

bro, dont ever use fvcking again orelse you will be ban for long period of time....dat's why it change to bleeping list

keep off!

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