₦airaland Forum

odinson1:
This is why We keep saying all nigerian ladies are h.oes
Did you guys see where she said that she Broke up with her boyfriend to date this current guy? This Current guy is probably richer than the previous Guy.

To all The guys who can see this,You are dating your girlfriend but she is not dating you! You are just one of her many options through which she Gets limitless attention, validation and Resources from,and she will definitely dump you when she finds someone Better than you.
So my advice to you is just have sex with her now when you can,don't spend a single dime on her head! You both enjoy the sex so why should you Be the one to Take care of her bills

Kenneygirl:
She bought it herself

Kanibulli:
Is she also the one bearing Tems

dikeigbo2:
motivational speakers motivating the unmotivatables.......one chilled malt for you ma

Kingscee:
Hanty when are you going to show us your husband?

Freestainworld:
he has not been sworn in as the new president yet, he hasn't performed anything yet and they are giving him award, that is how failure starts.

uchaymart:
Rip man..
This goes to all young guys out there..
Don't go to "places" just to be rich and impress em babes.

Dimmatic:
Hard working mum and daughter

IamD18:
Very hardworking actress.

You won't understand how hardworking she is until you fvck and suck about 7 diicks a day.

Then you'll understand what she went through before saving up to acquire that car.

mymoney001:
Hello Nairalanders, please your advice is highly needed, I just finished service and Luckily for me my Uncle is who Wealthy called me to have a sit down with him, having asked about my plans ahead post NYSC , I told him I would rather set up a business than going round looking for a Job. He is offering me 4M Naira.

Please house what business will be profitable with a start up capital of 4M Naira

musicproducer:
me if i have that amount i will start a ashawo house

beer food and sex

no time, i steal get am for mind

u come, watch ball, drink eat, n Bleep


oh 500 entering fee, so to limit too many people

contact me let start

AdolfAboki:
The Fulanis/ Hausas are the most decent, incorruptible, chaste and pious people on Earth.. And oh, they are extremely beautiful and lovely too! God bless them..

alphaRego01:
Congrats to de incoming poor people
Ur welcomed with wide open arms

ayomidejosh0x:
We are more than100million already

Raydos:
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If it's the same Nigeria I live in, Then I bet poor Nigerians are more than 150million!



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CalliDora1:
Remove your make-up let's see if you've truly taken over womahood. Be deceiving yourself.

Hferryman:
Na wa o.

Year 2020 just get different package inside .

E come Dey give us gbam gbam

If you’re alive, you don try.

DamnnNiggarr:
https://www.thecable.ng/our-countries-share-historic-ties-buhari-congratulates-ghanaian-president-on-reelection/amp

IFSHR:
Who gave the order

Kingjay007:
It's now that their heads are booting.

teadrake:
The best decision one can make is to try and hustle and leave this goddamn country. Leave this country!!

Fahdiga1:
Jonathan shouldn't make the mistake of contesting for any election in Nigeria again. he is not rugged for Nigeria kind of politics and besides since he is not from the east he is not fit to contest. 2023 is the turn of the Igbos to produce the president. both APC and the PDP will be making a grave mistake is they don't zone their party's tickets to the east. for the sake of equity and progress, Igbos should produce the president.

Zonex1:
mhen me tire for the country abeg anybody wai want rule mak e rule ......baba God nah life n daily bread I ask for cos as e b waking up for Nigeria itself nah miracle

godforus:
Vaccine don drop na

Na to forcefully enlist healthy people into isolation centres, obtain figures for vaccine request, allocate Billions for purchase then send snake to swallow the Billions overnight.

Then shoot healthy people water, dem go heal, u go come say vaccine work.

Thief thief government. Una no for scream if USA and Pfizer no manufacture vaccine oo.

Looting avenue don sure for una.

Jona will be wishing he was President when COVID drop.

Amount of looting is unprecedented

Kenneygirl:
Chai I miss the smell of onion in my pot

igbwmedia:
Have you ever done anything crazy for love?

We've heard series of stories of people who suffered and even died all because of love.

Some people even decided to carry out some craziest things all in the name of LOVE!

What's the craziest thing you've ever done for love?

We would be very glad to learn from you.

no1concept:
Dear Nairalanders,

This post was made by me on behalf of my cousin concerning a current situation he is in and would really love to get the much advice he can about this.

My cousin met this girl 3 years ago when he just finished Youth service and of course, didn't have much financially. He asked her out and the girl readily agreed. Ever since then, it has been a wonderful relationship for the both of them. This girl tolerates my cousin's flaws even when he might be in a bad mood. This girl landed a job before my cousin and through out the 8 months he was jobless, she always stood by him and never cheated once on him. She loves my cousin to the Moon and back.

After my cousin finally landed his first job here in Nigeria, he started applying for jobs in Scotland cos he really had the intention of relocating. He got frustrated after he couldn't land the Scotland jobs after 2 years and gave up. His girl always cheered him up and told him not to give up. She immediately took over the job applications for him which she made every single day from her place of work on her office computer. She, in addition, fasted and prayed for my cousin without his knowledge for him to land his dream job in Scotland.

5 months later, my cousin got an interview and landed the job. He is about relocating.

Now, my cousin is in a dilemma. He has strong intentions about marrying this girl but doesn't know what his moving to the Scotland may result. He can't marry her right now not make arrangements to relocate with her due to the high financial cost. So he intends on leaving first to later come back for her. However, he is absolutely oblivious of what being away from her for too long may cause and would not wish to stay away too long, get entwined with too much work that he forgets about her which will break the girl's heart. Although he and the girl has talked about this, she has said she would wait for him no matter how long it took but has said that the ball is in the court of cousin to decide.

So, my cousin came to me and I have come to you dear Nairalanders.

He is asking if there is a greater advantage in him continuing with the girl all the way from Scotland, defying a long distance relationship or if he should simply end the relationship by the simple reason of not breaking the girl's heart in the long run.

Note: My cousin lives this girl sooo much but wouldn't want to see her get hurt by him.

Yours opinions are very much needed.

Opinions can be given without need for sentimental insults please. Thank you.

Jayrehme1112:
There are several people when it comes to buying condoms in Nigeria. Most people are so shy and act like they don’t use it, then you wonder who actually does.

Here is a list of several reactions people have to buy condoms. So catch your sub.

1. The Unneccesary Buyers
These set of people are the ones that walk into the pharmacy and start picking unnecessary stuff until they slip the condoms into the pile. In the end, they could buy a drug they don’t need or even tissue paper.

2. The Waiters
These set of people don’t mind waiting till the store is almost closed. They would wait till everyone buys what they want to get and then walk up to the counter to ask for the condom. They can stand for hours. They don’t mind telling other people to buy first pretending to make a call.

3. The Paper Geng
These don’t have time to talk. They just write the name of the condom they want in a shit of paper. They are the no stress gang

4. The Beggers
These set of people can go any length to beg anyone around to buy a condom from them in the pharmacy. They don’t mind tipping you, all they do is stand by the side and wait for you.

5. Whisper
These don’t mind going into the mouth of the sellers. They go straight to meet the sellers and speak softly into their years. All of a sudden you see them collecting a pack in nylon and saying, ” Bros Nice one...

Nicoddemus:
To avoid the suck away getting full in time that I must shit once in a day

Oblongata:
If Messi starts scoring home goals from now until 10 years time, he will still be better than Ronaldo.

BafanaBafana:
Whenever Messi does something impressive, everyone is quiet because we are all used to it. It's normal for Messi to do magic. But whenever Ronaldo scores one goal, we all start mentioning Messi's name. It seems Messi is the standard Ronaldo is trying to measure up to.