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slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Congratulations....


Your boyfriend is not a real niggarr
There ain't no poor niggarrrr in this world...it is just a matter of time...2seconds everywhere go burst

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Damnnn niggarrrr....damnnn beautiful...congratulations
But how niggarrrrs are bold to get married baffles me...
A real niggarrr will now be in the same roof with one particular pussy for God knows how long
The thought of that shit scares the hell out of me
Coupled with the fact that she won't be allowing me to live my life on the fast lane anymore...she won't allow me smoke my weed, bang other pussy, drink enough bottles.
Not to talk of the fact that my dickkk won't be getting excited for her anymore because my dickkk is used to her already...the love will no longer be there...but we will continue to be pretending that we still love each other probably because of our kids and what society will say
She go dey quarrel and advise me like a mother, sister and wife make i stop those things like alcohol, smoking weed, banging other pussy or make i reduce am..if i nor hear she go come go report to my mum or daddy..or probably person way I dey fear pass for my family...those ones go come call me for family meeting...see wahalar

Oh...lord...help a real niggarr...because with the way he is thinking now..he be like say na baby mama sure me die
Damnnn.......mmmmm...he who finds a wife..finds real dope problem and wahalar

Macsjebs:
Source: https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/28/coin-removed-from-mans-nose-after-being-stuck-for-more-than-50-years-13671360/?ito=cbshare

youngestuk:
That is how you all brought buhari. Smhhh

SpecialAdviser:
Then where is it? You must tell us today

etokhana:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/12/no-covid-19-palliatives-in-my-house-abike-dabiri-cries-out/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Mastakija:
instead make she gift am more textbooks and calculator... Make d child head dey gba for book

Dexpro:
This man is sick

jaybenugo:
'Marry A Wife That Will Pray For You, Not The One That Will Be Checking Your Phone' - Malivelihood

Malivelihood Advises Men On The Type Of Woman They Should Get Married To

Luxury designer, Malivelihood, will be getting married to his woman, Deola Smart, at the National Ecumenical Center in Abuja on Saturday, December 5, IgbereTV reports.

He took to his Instagram page on Saturday morning to advise men on the type of woman they should get married to.

He wrote on his Instastory:

"Marry a wife that will secretly lay her hands on that your coconut head & pray for you while you sleep, not the one that will be checking your phone."

https://igberetvnews.com/1374241/marry-wife-will-pray-one-will-checking-phone-malivelihood/

lozanni:
https://thenationonlineng.net/passengers-to-pay-n6000-for-first-class-tickets-on-lagos-ibadan-rail-says-fg/amp/

lozanni:
https://thenationonlineng.net/passengers-to-pay-n6000-for-first-class-tickets-on-lagos-ibadan-rail-says-fg/amp/

light099:
If Ned doesn't marry another wife, how would all the hungry, gold-digging hoes littered all over the face of the nation survive? When many have been earnestly waiting for the next vacancy.
As it is now, BBN and Ned are the only two saving graces of most Nigerian ladies.
The hope and plan A of every Nigeria bitch is to walk into BBN audition, get selected, get into the BBN house, get popular, come out of the house and start cashing out with her Clitocurrency. But if plan A fails, Ned is the plan B.

Majority of Nigerian bitches have been bathing with gallons of bleaching creams and mothers bathing their daughters with bleaching creams in preparation for the next Ned audition.
Some have been consulting the oracle to receive the favour charm that would hook Ned on sighting them offline or online. Others have been seriously abstaining from sex and applying tighteners in order to tighten whatever crumb is left of their dilapidated, oversized pussies, since they know the virgin hunter, ancestor always want it fair and tight.

saaphiere:
Regina Daniels die-hard fans have taken to the streets of Port Harcourt in Rivers state to stage a protest against Regina Daniels husband "Ned Nwoko" from marrying another wife. Recall that on an interview days back, Ned Nwoko hinted that he could marry another wife. Fans of Regina Daniels didn't find his statement funny has they taken to the streets to protest.

Watch the video of the protest here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmq9SwYYDeI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnDrvwD8WpQ

engrsyer:
Go and meet Garba Shehu to give you clearance to go to your farm else don't go anywhere

cynthia500:
‘It’s never too late to be what you might’ve been.

If you can dream it, you can do it.

but it seems this company are spies and a thief.
how dear you spy on someone's call without notice?

I pray thunder descends on your earing abilities,
you will only hear the day am about to wed
lolzzz

capizzzzzzz

GayPontiff:
This one na certified idiot.
You just shot urself in d foot and exposed yourself

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-9005013/Stunning-photographs-Jimmy-Nelson-isolated-tribe-Marquesas-Islands-Pacific.html

IduNaOba:
So men can japa in peace now?

cynthia500:
me that is still a virgin

cynthia500:
thats not true

northvietnam:


Never knew their name is pall-bearers

I used to call them
Coffin Dancers

cynthia500:
the way you talk says it all,
for we know ur types

inshort you are a wife snatcher!

cynthia500:
what of you that is girlfriend snatcher?

We know your types too

Macsjebs:
Congrats to them

...A guy met me recently, lamenting how he is having a hard time getting a girlfriend; he feels he isn't good looking enough & doesn't have a good dress sense

I simply told him, attraction is a chemistry and you need do is 'pepper them'; he said, 'u mean I should use pepper spray on ladies, that's absurd!'...Lol

Not at all, I replied, I meant try wearing our mind blowing, appealing and ethereal fragrance and watch how ladies would find you irresistible and want to start a conversation with you wherever you go.

At first, he was skeptical, then I showed him a lot of Nairalanders reviews on the thread on my signature and that was it...Dude is a happy guy now

cynthia500:
I hope my future husband is reading this

dermmy:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-55192692

viyon02:
See the devil himself parading and preparing for 2023 presidency battle. Little did he know that those that are desperate for the site will never site on it.

Ikillbrokehoes:
I don't even see her as a serious person, this one nah politicians food

mayklef:
Asif her kpekus fit survive without Dick.....nonsense and feminist

surebona:
Please I need assistance, how can I survive a heartbreak from a relationship of over 6yrs. She was basically my friend, sister and girlfriend. I am not in a good state of mind. All I need is help and hope that I will survive this. Please help me. Even if it's one reply that can help me I will be very grateful

Yaronkirki:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/429424-just-in-american-university-denies-appointing-ganduje-visiting-professor.html

Kingscee:
https://www.independent.ng/we-wont-allow-reckless-use-of-social-media-lai-mohammed/