₦airaland Forum

UkoAnnang:


Choosing a partner is like sporty bet

The one you think will play na im go cut

Sonnobax15:

This man collected 4k from me this past week end

Almiron:
Most assists.
Most chances created.
Most goals contributions in football history.
Most dribbles completed ever.
Most Ballon d’Ors.
Most Golden Boots.
Most Playmaker Awards.
Most MOTM awards.
Highest goals-per-game ratio.
Most trophies in football history.
Greatest individual World Cup run ever.

There’s only one man who ticks every single box and he didn’t need a PR machine, staged gym documentaries, or algorithm propaganda to convince the world.

He didn’t have to sneak into a Saudi prince’s entourage to meet Donald Trump.
He didn’t beg Piers Morgan to host a therapy session to cry about teammates.
He didn’t run from awards because he couldn’t handle someone else shining.
He just played ball and the world agreed.


The debate ended years ago, some people just refused to accept it.

And the funniest part?
He’s still going to break the all-time goals record before he retires… the desert lord is about to cope in 4K.

It’s always been Messi.
There was never a debate.

mascot87:
I think we need to ask for your primary school certificate because this your English is causing headache

GOFRONT:
Baba, Please release this girl back to the street for those of us that are still interested in her honeypot kitty...........We plenty for queue sir...

AMINDA:
Leave story. Would you have settled for him if his surname wasn't Tinubu? I guess we'll never know.

NidAcar:
Why will you ride your mum unregistered vehicle from Ijebu ode to Sagamu?

Then you were caught by the police on checkpoint for riding an unregistered vehicle.

So, you couldn't call your mum who owns the car when you got to station, instead you called your phone dealer to sell your second phone and bail yourself.

Ok, if you're afraid of your mum more than the police, i understand.

Then, the part where you admitted to being a fraudster really got me. Are you sure you're not a fraudster?

RollinTNDA:
Happiness is free for the Rich
But very expensive for the poor

Rich people go tell you say Money is vanity
Oya give away all your wealth. They say NO

Na mumu dey take rich man quote serious

Shaolin77:
Nigerian girls are useless, all of them

AxeofGod:
White Nigerians.

Sonnobax15:

NIGERIAN lecturers can frustrate you to the extent say you fit even lose up for school...

After my OND,one fateful day,I received a call from my roomie and he broke the sad news about the death of an engineering lecturer who was involved in a ghastly motor accident....I was so surprised to see the way many students were happy

Davash222:
Trying to compare UK lecturers with Nigerian lecturers should be treated as a criminal act.

crossfm:
Their way,the only people they show how powerful they are is unarmed civilians.

They have descended to the level of women and children, soon unborn babies will feel their impact.

Just shout boko...,and see them scamper for their lives.

spirul77:
Only God knows why God decided to punish edolites with such a useless governor.

muller101:
Is it a crime for all these bitches to be rich? A lady will be so proud to be broke. Useless things.

Davash222:
Is it a taboo for a Nigerian woman to be rich to take care of herself and her unborn children?

Peace081:
The broke guys will be frustrated n start wailing at her

samwash:
I just hate Lagos life style with passion.

Davash222:
Is it prohibited to sleep in public transport

Gratefulheart1:
Mumu country, always wasting years on things that can be fixed within seconds.


After building Berlin wall, they discover wall of China is what they need, after that they discover they also need towers of Babel to be able to see bandits properly.


Mumu black African race.


Sometimes I wonder if it's same God that created White people and Blacks.


Shame on black people.

Iamagoodgirll:
So I came across this post in a group

NL guys have you experienced this?, also share your view.

I NEED ADVAISE FROM A MALE READERS:

And no, my story is not made up. It’s for real, actually very real. I am a top executive of a very successful conglomerate my father founded. I resumed the job early this year when I returned from the U.K after completing my MBA.
As a result of my job, I usually find myself frequenting places I ordinarily wouldn’t want to- Ikoyi club, society weddings, conferences, etc. I’m a geek for the most part, and something of a recluse. I would rather stay in my house at the end of day and watch TV. When I became Deputy CEO of the company, I realized that I had to start hanging out at these places to build a social circle, mostly for business reasons. I am not a very sociable person, but with the help of my more outgoing cousins, I have been able to build a pretty decent network of Lagos ‘big boys’ between January when I returned and now.

During a conference in Lagos this year, I was approached by a young lady banker. She was working in the Marketing department at one of these banks, She’s pretty young- about 7 years my junior. I’m 28; this lady is about 21. You know how young these graduates are these days.

Anyway, she walked up to me and started persuading me to consider opening up a bank account with her bank and told me all the benefits of the account, etc. She looked so innocent and desperate, and practically begged me for an opportunity to see me again so that she could convince me. I ended up giving her my complimentary card. I usually don’t just give out my card like that, but I did.
Three days later, when I was hanging out with my new-found friends and my cousins at a bar at one of the Hotels on the Island during the early evening, this girl called me and reminded me who she was. She said she really needed me to open an account, and that she was eager to convince me on why I needed to open an account. My friends noticed I was talking to a girl on the phone. You know how guys are; they teased me and asked me to just play around with her and invite her for drinks.
I asked her to come over to the Hotel, and surprisingly, she said she would be there in 20 minutes. The branch she worked in is on the Island, so she apparently took a Bike and came to meet us. This was about 6pm. The girl came, and my friends all saw her. They smiled and talked among themselves in hush tones, and I talked briefly with her for like 5 minutes and told her I would make a decision on banking with her or not. She was desperate from what I could see, and she was eager to get my account.

When she left, my friends all laughed mischievously and told me in plain terms that I had to sleep with the girl. They went on talking about how all these bank marketers sleep with different men before getting deposits, and insisted that I must not be any different. Now, I’m not a virgin; I’ve had my own fair share of sex in the past, but I’ve never been one to take advantage of a girl. I knew she was desperate as she had a target to meet up to, or something of the sort. But when you’re a guy hanging out with guys, it’s pretty difficult to be the odd one out. All my friends made me promise that I’d sleep with the girl. I promised; I didn’t want to look like some geek. And I’m really trying to feel among these guys.

To cut a long story short, two days later, when I was in my office, this girl called me and tried persuading me to bank with her. As she was talking to me on phone, I asked her jokingly: “What are you willing to do in order for me to open an account with you?”

She hesitated and then she told me: “Anything you want sir.”

Gbam! That was my cue. I asked her to meet me at one hotel for drinks later that evening. I asked my PA to book a room for me at the Hotel. She came to meet me. We had drinks, we chatted. She told me that her bosses had ordered her to deliver N10million to the bank that month, and that so far, she hadn’t gotten anything. Her job was on the line, and she had only just started working there 3 weeks before. I asked her to follow me to the room. She did. I slept with her.

Surprisingly, it turns out she was doing it for the first time. She was actually a Virgin. The bed sheet was stained with her blood and all that stuff, and I was just amazed. I thought being a marketer and all, that she would have been sampled many times. But no, she was a virgin. When we finished, she was shy of looking at me in the eye. We didn’t talk much. I gave her money for a Taxi, and gave her the name of the Finance director of the subsidiary I am in charge of. I asked her to meet him the following day to open up a corporate account. I instructed the guy to open up an account worth a few hundreds of millions- probably enough to meet her target for the next 2 years if there is such a thing in commercial banking circles. I don’t know how these banks work.

Anyway, she called me and thanked me profusely for saving her job. My friends now know I have slept with her, and I have solidified my place among them as a ‘bad’ guy.

The issue is this: I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her. It’s been like six weeks now. I haven’t called her since then, even though she keeps sending me text messages asking after my wellbeing and thanking me for banking with her. She deals directly with my Finance guy so we don’t talk money ever. But I think about her every day. I think I actually have feelings for her, and the idea that I was her first makes me feel like she should belong to me. I’ve never been a Lady’s first. I’m actually going crazy with thoughts about this girl.

Am I crazy? Should I call her up and ask her out? How would that feel? How would she react? Also, considering that my friends all see her as the bank ‘LovePeddler’ would it be a good idea to still ask her out? How will my friends see me? I’m not looking for sex from her; I’m looking for something real, something intimate. I want something that’d last- probably forever.

I’ve never felt this way about any other lady in a really really long time. What should I do?

Teeklef:
You we not make heaven bro, I laugh sotey I fall for mat..... � � � � �

SweetiliciousD:
End time wife

MrBrownJay1:
i dont know whats more fukced up here.....
A) a married person going on these BS shows disgracing themselves for clout OR B) such person saying that they would have done more if they werent married (aka her mind is ready to do all type of nonsense, but marriage license is stopping her lol).

i do feel sorry for this person's partner.... he must really feel like shiit right now, but then again, he let his wife join this BS show. many men out there are married to undercover low life sluts who will do anything for a buzz or some change.

if i was that woman's husbnad, her bags would be already packed and ready to be shipped wherever she decides to live when she leaves that garbage show. olosho wifey ***spit on floor***

EmptyGarden:
See orientation. Smh. Sister, nobody hold you, collect your highlights.

GREATESTPIANIST:
Hopefully they wouldn't steal this funds .... hopefully

brosom:
The kind money wey this people dey call na him dey give person mental.

Amojii:
Another money to squander...

hilltop007:
Hello, I am corper serving in a semi-urban area in the north central region of Nigeria. My monthly allowance is N33,000 plus my employer's monthly stipend of N4,000. My monthly total earning is N37,000.

Below is my monthly budget (NGN)

TRANSPORT - 3200
GAS - 1600
FOOD - 15,580
DATA & AIRTIME - 1500
MISCELLANEOUS - 1500

TOTAL MONTHLY EXPENSES - 23,000 (apx)

TOTAL MONTHLY SAVINGS - 14,000 + budget surplus

I have learnt to be frugal and only pay for needs and not wants ever since I started service because cost of living in Nigeria is very high. I am also brain storming on business and farming ideas to venture into to supplement my earnings.

Corpers in the house, how much do you earn, spend and save monthly?