₦airaland Forum

Hassanmaye:
Alaye are you sure, do you mean you are not also the type that dispose all his life savings to pekus

inoki247:
Wahala be like Bra e dey easy to comot buh to put am bak dey always hard....

shamsin6300:
Looking for attention, is Uganda a name of beans or Palm oil?

Mejemeje0404:
Americans with their meaningless electoral system.

seunmsg:
Who is leading at the moment is irrelevant in as much as there is no faithless elector. So far so good, electors are voting based on pledged votes so there is no problem. Biden will win at the end of the exercise.

Insidenaijasblo:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/12/14/insecurity-igp-orders-immediate-deployment-swat-operatives

Kzinne:
Now the new trick in the book of Naija celebrities is get arrested and you blow. Watch how these ones will blow after this. Naira Marley's prescription

ospreywin:
Are You Traveling to the other parts of the country from Lagos for this Christmas and new year celebration ? Here are the things you need to be able to finish your trip in one piece and with your vehicle:

1. A large dose of PATIENCE and TOLERANCE. No frowing, ABSOLUTELY NO BIG GRAMMAR.

2. Vehicle Customs Documents. Ensure that Custom duty was paid on your vehicle.

3. Current and Valid vehicle Registration Papers and Valid driver's license( I can help you with that just send me a message on WhatsApp via my signature) . Just make sure before you leave home that you personally check these documents. Ensure that the VIN/Chassis numbers , engine numbers on the documents match what you have stamped in the vehicle.

4. Vehicle CMR, ROAD Worthiness Certificate. Make sure what you are carrying is not fake. Confirm before leaving Lagos(contact me and let me help you confirm and renew your vehicle documents 100% guaranteed original) .

5. Tinted Glass Permit. Make sure it is from source and has your photograph or your driver's photograph on it.

6. Speed limiting: Make sure you drive at a very reasonable speed on the road don't be in a haste.

7. Fire extinguisher - right size and not expired, C - Caution. First Aid Kit, Good Spare tyre, Jack and Wheel Spanner, Waste basket ,Valid Local Government Stickers for Pickups.

8. Do not carry any bag of RICE please unless you have a receipt from an Abakaliki rice farm.

9. If you are just coming in from 'ABROAD' I beg you in the name of all that is PRECIOUS to you - No 'Forming'. Hide your dollars, Sterlings and Euros. Never show anyone your foreign Passport or Driver's License as a means of identification. Just show your Nigerian Passport on demand. Trust me you won't need to do that if you just 'fit in'.

10. Go back to 1. Be nice to them. Give them that Air Hostess Plastic Smile and Yes 'Dash dem something' for being on the road and protecting all you 'Omo olodun' from all manner of herdsmen.

So ensure that you Carry A Lot of N100 and N200 notes.
Finally if this is too much for you to handle, simply apply and pay for Armed Mobile Police Escort or just stay where you are now.
Am a regular traveler.
#shareyourtravelexperiences

alizma:
See how your hatred for Nigeria exposed you.
This incident happen somewhere else not in Nigeria

kenodrill:
Even marriage is overrated!

samtoles:
Damn niggaaarrr
(Dont know why I had to say Damnn niggaarrr. Probably to succum to the trend of one Nairalander like that who starts his comment on women bashing with that cliche...Yeah, so...Dammmn niggarrrr once again)

Don't get married.

Marriage favours only women. There is nothing in it for you as a man. That pvssy and round bobby you want to die un top will soon sag, the beauty will fade once she is 35 while you are still waxing strong and handsome. You will leave your entire life to satisfy another man's daughter who will contribute absolutely nothing to your life. No shame in a man not getting married. The society only puts stupid pressure on you and las las na woman shame dey cash if them no marry.

Get a baby mama and live a peaceful life. 90% of married men are regretting ever walking that lane but they are afraid to confess it.

It is not in the nature of a man to fvck one pussy forever. Men are designed to test many waters. Getting married to one woman is cheating nature, and once you start looking outside for more fresh punna, she will catch you and start a war. So why the fvck are you getting married?

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Yes o, relationships are a waste of time.

Just bang and go

NCarthur:
These days relationship is a waste of time.

LeeSantos:
no woman no crime.

odinson1:
Men don't really need women, infact we are actually doing them a huge favor by marrying them.

Imagine a bachelor doing well financially:has a nice house, decent job, drama free life,can cook etc.

Then all of a sudden he decides to take on a woman who he thinks will add value into life.

Which kine value?



The relationship between a man and woman in modern times is never symbiotic ---its parasitic in nature.

One benefits(the woman) at the expense of the man.



As sides sex--which can be gotten with money, I don't see an atom of value all these girls add to a mans life. All they do is make Stupid monetary demands,lie,nag and Give someone Headache. Like how can you expect your boyfriend to Be the one Paying for your Toiletries,pants,Hair,Fake nails,house rent etc

Infact, they actually make an otherwise decent and peaceful life worse!

Now Take Away the Sex(which includes child bearing) and ask yourself what your Girlfriend Or actually Adds to your life? I'll rather just have a baby mama who will birth my kids,but won't be Legally entitled to my Properties.

A lot of men Are suffering in the Americas and Europe because of Divorce courts,Child support and Restraining orders. But I still wonder why Those Simp leaders Gave out laws that Favours only women at the Expense of men,yet some Men knowing full well the dangers they face in marriage,still gets married all in the name of "Not all women are like that" And " Being a real man "who Will sarcrifice his sanity,Assets,freedom and Life for A woman

Uyi213:
I accept all what you said. I have learnt believe me

Calabar1stSon:
Initial gragra and eyeservice

meobizy:
Mayweather is really jobless. Anyway, sha, I hear the guy possesses shares in DAZN and also owns a boxing promotion.

owobokiri:
LINK: https://punchng.com/board-passes-vote-of-no-confidence-on-rector-for-sleeping-on-duty-others/

For those asking about the picture of the king size bed, here we go..

Raalsalghul:
The fact that I'm still single is of relief to me: at least when shit hits the fan, no partner or kids to worry about..

tensazangetsu20:
Nairalanders Who Of Recent Have Kids In Nigeria. Do You Fear For Their Future?

Nigeria is in a terrible state the worst state it has ever been. Youth unemployment of over 80 percent. Low wages. The world's poverty capital. Crippling hunger and insane food inflation. With all this problems here and there, a few of my friends have vowed never to have kids till they escape from the country but I still see young small children here and there who were born 1 to 3 years ago.

Nairalanders who recently had kids how do you feel about your kids? Do you worry about their future or are you optimistic that Nigeria might become a better place in the future for your children. How do you also take care of them with the rising cost of everything from transport to food, rent and all basic necessities?

Uyi213:
Good evening Nairaland Family. I want to go straight to the point as I am dying inside. For purpose of clarity I will address my ex as Lady A and my current girl as Lady B

Lady A

I have been paying her school fees since 2018 which amounted to more than 200K. I sent her mom 100k when she was stranded in Abuja. Amongst phones, laptops, bags, clothes I have bought for my ex. My ex I know has been sleeping with numerous men around Lagos. In fact this year alone, she slept with 18 guys of which I have 7 of the guys contacts. She does party in hotels around mushin and it’s environs. Her mother is married to the 3rd husband with different children.

My ex gf whom I did her introduction in November left me after I discovered she slept with my cousin two days after the introduction. They exchanged contacts at the introduction and were hooking up behind my back. He sent her money to meet him in a hotel and the rest was history. The mother fought me at the introduction because she thought I shoved her brother in law and really fought me like a thug. Please note that they all grow in Mushin. My ex has a past of which she went with a school friend Of hers to a guy place, left the friend there and the poor girl was raped by 3 of them. And it was learnt she arranged it. Please note I didn’t know all of this she hid it from me but her infidelity is what I know and I thought I could cope till she slept with my cousin and took my 600k at home and some of my valuables

Lady B.

Now I have moved on and am dating her friend whom I find so so cool and she is a independent lady and she also schools. I am totally in love with Lady B. My ex found out and started spreading lies on the poor girl Through their school group chat that she snatched her financee And a whole lot of trash. Lady B is strong but I don’t know for how long.

This is where I need you all advice. I was told to involve the police as my ex is a cultist and smokes. This are things I don’t even know throughout the two years we dated. I don’t want anything to happen to my new girl. I really love her and it hurts me to see that a good girl is slipping from Me. Lady B is everything I want. My family approves of her. My mum who didn’t speak to me in couple of years reached out since I started dating Lady B. I have been so so happy anytime I think of her.


I will be in the comment section

zed7:
Someone who thinks of his fellow man. It's like the saying that you don't need to have millions to be generous. One who can give when he has little will give when he has much. These type of people will impact on others if they find themselves in leadership position.

film3four:
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CIxjOTKnEUt/?igshid=1006m4rc0rzy0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Be9zQ22_kY

pseudonomer:
A very good advice. And why would you want to start building a house in Nigeria right now when your future is not committed to Nigeria?

Kobicove:
This just proves that no computer network is impregnable

Barka00:
So it was because of this f.uc.king gate he pulled gun at someone

okeyumez:
Good one. But I see no difference between. Armed robbers and present day leaders.

IAmMysterious:
Seriously, Trump will be missed.

By the way, do you know you can buy MTN data 1GB for as low as N330 and many more at affordable prices? Kindly check my signature for more details.

Kingpele:
The dollar man is working indeed

Realadey:
Good one, although that is one of the reasons u are voted, why celebrating that?

Grayoso:
Lol. AJ identifies strongly as Nigerian but I agree with your overarching message which is that Dapo Abiodun should get to work to make a difference rather than associate with glory him and his predecessors have being unable to secure for Nigeria.

While AJ loves and identifies with his Nigerian roots the truth is that the UK's investment in him delivered the AJ we know and love today.

If he grew up in Nigeria the chances are very high he would be another unemployed and frustrated youth whose talent has ended up wasted by the ineptitude of the likes of Dapo Abiodun and other Nigerian leaders.