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and same bible didn't say one should not enjoy his life while he can as much as he can cuz no enjoyment in Heaven

WiszyFraud:


I would have liked to buy one as Christmas gift for myself, but then I remembered my Bible said something about "vanity"

You are what you attract!

Check yourself sister

me don't talk much

Zzor:
I want to get married, I'm a fan of early marriage but irresponsible men all over the place, it's easier to pass through the eye of a needle than to get a responsible man. God I'm still waiting for your miracle

you be ashawo! everybody wey dey comment since no talk about mami water and we all saw her

why be say na only about her you mention

shioor!

PataAlhajaKeji:
Who's that Mami-Water in the 5th picture?

i believe you bro! just kidding earlier. that means you got a good personal hygiene!

tnerro1:
You go wait? Na 8-9pm I Dey close office All my ex babes know, I no Dey use my bathroom and toilet take joke, that thing alone they make them fall ( if we still dey toasting stage) Them dey wonder why guy go take so much care of him bathroom and toilet like say I be girl. Me I just like my place being neat and tidy, the restroom neater and clean

Thats all they know how to do. birds of a feather

they can't take every preventive measures but when it comes to
-condemn
-react
-console
-commiserate
-Visits
-Commission

and others i can't remember, they don't carry last

Insidenaija:
https://insidenaija.com.ng/tinubu-condemns-killing-of-nasarawa-apc-chairman/

you right sha! half bread better than none

illicit:
Its not like that, I would have been at home doing nothing, I keep applying for jobs and going for interview.... it's better than being dependent....

Ranges from 10million and above monthly

Darealudeme:
Politicians nko?

its easy to type post your toilet here as it is right now make we see

tnerro1:
If you come to my place, you will find my bathroom and toilet spotlessly clean, so clean that you can sit there and eat( I do at times )

still doesn't make you smart, mature, or classy

so

Zzor:
I don't visit guys

you sef fail jawe

1- you no suppose tell her you never had sex in a while cuz dem girls no mind that, dem too dey have sex steady as other guys dey dig them 24/7. well i understand you had to lie so she can see you as a good guy but you no need am

2- Even after the lie. you shouldn't have produced condom just tell her to let you go raw that you are good at withdrawal, na withdrawal sure pass las las person wey go catch HIV and other STD go catch. you can't always be too careful


shikena!


No dey take all these girls serious jawe

las las girls wey go Bleep you go Bleep you!

illicit:
I once caught a new fish....


I told her I haven't had sex in a while....


The day we wanted to get down at my place, she asked me to produce my condom, When I produced two, she asked for the pack and the rest, when I couldn't come up with it....


She threatened to leave until I confessed that I make love on a steady.

Irritates you so that the neighbour will not later cast you to the guy when they eventually see you with other guys on street abi?

we know better

Jodha:
Please when I visit a guy and notice he's overly familiar with neighbors...it irritates me...

so you can have sense! shioorr! be like you no read thread to understand before mentioning

Undefeated0:
For.what purpose?

Confirm! as real niggaz dob't go about searching for job shiit around

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr....
I waited for God knows how long

But now a real niggarr is no longer waiting

Computer science from university of Benin

Now am no longer waiting....use that computer knowledge to huzzle on my own...
The world can go fuckkk itself

we are in this together difference is me not searching cuz naija no get hope for us

God777:
I gruaduated ten years ago and am still searching

you retained yourself as you settle for less


so don't complain or mention the underpay part just keep enjoying what you already have like that

illicit:
My PPA retained me but it's an underpaid job....

Glory be to God and thank God for your life, i'm happy for you

then a part i gotta talk about where you wrote "the ladies said you were the type every woman would wanna marry but your income is too small"

That statement alone already tell that those ones are gold digger bro. Thank God they left you quickly

Like i used to tell my fellow guys, beware of all these blood sucking Parasites masquerading as Ladies around street, city and Town Taking a relationship/marriage as some sort of burden relief institution

one can hardly get a lady that loves genuinely these days
Guys watch out anyway! me no kuku carry woman for head like dreadlock. i no even remember the last time i decided to call a lady, asking out or calling to come greet me cuz after everything na my pocket and account go suffer am so whats the fucking point?

7victor:
Immediately I finished my NYSC in 2010,I was given an appointment letter to start working in a bank with a salary of N2,200,000 CTC which translated to about N183,000 per month.

I did the documentation in the bank but at the nick of starting the job fully, the job was stopped by CBN.

That is how I lost the opportunity.

I started teaching in private schools from 2011 to 2018.

During that time, I came to nairaland and wrote that I needed a tall,slim,dark, beautiful girl for marriage.

I wrote my number in case a lady wanted to call because I have discovered that I love a lady more if she is the one who first approach me for relationship.

If I first approach a lady, I can easily leave her without thinking twice.

But if she is the one that first comes to me, I use to find it hard to leave her and even if she leaves me, I use to find it hard to forget her.

That is my discovery about myself.

So I wanted a situation where I will be able to love my woman so much and hold onto her forever.

That was why I wanted a lady to first call me and indicate her interest in me.

So I wrote my number in case a lady would have the presence of mind to call me for marriage so that I could marry her.

Two girls actually called but when I wanted to get serious with them,they backed out because what I was earning in private schools was peanut.

Although they didn't just leave me suddenly, but they were playing hide and seek and didn't want to immediately get married.

They said I was the kind of man a woman would love to marry but that my income was too small.

These two girls were in their early twenties so they were not under pressure to marry.

They were still taking their time.

I said no problem.

Then last year,God answered my prayers and gave me a lecturing job.

So I waited 9 years after NYSC to get a lecturing job.

During those 9 years,I got a Master and I am currently running a PhD.

Glory be to God.

Scam!

Stop Claiming Vandamme or Jetli there

the thread is applicable to all of You women

we know how it goes and there you go again, deceiving yourself still

as yoruba will say "ai tii kofa nle ifa tin se" we have not consulted the oracle yet and its already happening

JovialJune:
Who are the we precisely? You should specifically be precise by saying this only apply to the women you have had personal encounter with in your existence

And pls stop yapping like someone living in a cave, most of what you mentioned doesn't even apply in the world today, e.g most women share more in the financial responsibility than men doing house hold chores.


Except you probably created this thread to start unnecessary war of gender words.

i wonder oo

ipobarethieves:
Why ? Wetin u wan use am do

500 - 800

kombats:
Hello Nairaland, this post is mainly to know the Demographic of Nairalanders in this forum.
Please like the post below according to your age.
Seun, r231, Freiburger, Lalasticlala

you are right! 100percent

LagosInter:
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You are right bro.

When I was young I used to think manual cars were better till I started driving my friend's automatic car.

Guys banging only oshos are missing a lot.

The intensity of orgasm and treatment you get from a girl who is into you can never be gotten from olosho even if you pay her 1m.

I would rather fuuckk a girl whose beauty is 4/10 that's into me than fuucckk a 9/10 olosho.

You won't know the difference till you experience it.

I used to have a girl that once she noticed I was hard, she would laugh and would ask, "Can you wait till I come back" ?




Most times If I said no, she would oblige immediately.

Her desire was my happiness. She did everything in this world to please me and have me all to herself.

I returned the favour as well and appreciated her efforts.

She never complained because she wanted the sex as much as I did. And initiated it most times. Unlike oloshos.

With her I knew I was a stud. I could do her for over an hour.

Most oloshos want you to cum even at the sight of the vagiina, but a girl into you wants the sex and wants you to last.



Or is it the moaning, that heat of the moment?

I heard one say he was sucking oloshos breast, lol.

What's there to suck, all her nerves are dead. Most of her moans are fake just to get you excited so you cum quick.

That's why she isn't happy if you stop a bit, maybe to control ejaculaation.

MOST ashawos are damaged. It's psychological, check stats. They are likened to war veterans.

They feel "looted" that's why many are drug addicts and junkies.

Trust me, I know what I am saying, I have been there.


ASIDE: I had a bj yesterday from a girl into me, she is a virgin. I don't want to deflower her sef. After smooching i told her i needed to releaase, she said, let's go, went on her kneees and did it, i saw the passion to please me, it increased my excitement and i came.

No olosho can give such bj, at least not with passion.

There is always a woman that likes you, go for her and appreciate her. That way things will be easier. Ubunja would call that "chosen"

you are right! The guy na foolish guy

GayPontiff:



Another greedy, blood sucking SOB who bleeped himself over and is still blaming another person how many years later.
You are an ingrate, gold digger, broke SOB and owe that Lady gratitude. Learn to be grateful u prick.

You have learnt nothing my friend.
The worst is yet to befall u.



Let me add further for any idiot without sense quoting me.

Did he state anywhere that d lady was not nice to him?
Shebi all he wrote was that she spent her savings on him. Even as a LovePeddler she showered him with love and affection. Prostitutes r also humans trying to make ends meet, why even post her number?

He added nothing to her life, drained her and is still here ranting how sex tore him apart.
People like u end up miserable and won't know the particular curse they inherited messing them up.
Ewu.

haha

dannyspeejay:
Buhari will never make it in life

Although i'm not in your shoe and would never allow myself be in one cuz the way everyone handles relationship is quite different and varies from person to person

Firstly, no woman can be giving me that bullshit story of an Ex checking on her everytime and the other one coming to restaurant cuz company shits. me don't believe all these bullshit story cuz which kind play DOG DEY PLAY WITH LION as i don't TRUST VAGINA people. they are very heartless and insatiable nomatter how much you do for them and how you do it. WOMEN always like to go after better offers regardless even though the disguise of a better offer na scam na just for the man to Get inside her Pant but yet they are too fool to see that

My Advice! forget about the sucidal thought, no woman deserves it. you are blessed already man cuz you got kids. women generally are useless be it wife or girlfriend or whatever they may be. as i always tell my fellow guys. "never take any woman serious" getting too emotional makes a man too weak and redundant

Just keep playing along with your wife and act like you still don't know whats going on. even soon she might decide to leave the house and go with another stupid man fooling her promising her heaven and Earth, leave her, dont beg her, let her go, na her problem! just hold on your kids and be responsible for them cuz they are your blessings and reward from that marriage.

I Pray you get back up financially and better than before. females generally are loving when is beneficial. They associate only for the benefits, when its no longer beneficials they seek another Host to suck blood from cuz they are like Mosquito

MeeztaFabulouz:
It is really terrible to feel suicidal all because of marriage. I use use to see different news of how people commit suicide because of relationships and I always felt it was so stupid to think of suicide just because of a fail relationship.

Now I have seen it all clear that depression is really very bad especially when you feel so depressed in a marriage you work so hard and do everything to protect and make your family happy. Its very painful when you know honestly inside your heart that you don't cheat on your wife, provide everything she wants for herself and the kids even when business is quite rough.

She has no conscience and no regard for our union and our home. I am a guy that don't think about looking at wife's phone or suspecting her for anything but then after our first child she changed completely and as of today I don't know were I stand anymore because of my kids. I opened a business for her just so that she won't be like a house wife but she has completely taken the business more important than the family and wake up 4am to start cooking and close 8pm at night. Stressing herself so much but always complaining business is not moving and she is not making any money.

I sponsor everything in the home though am not complaining because that's what a man should do, but she does not have regard for anything or appreciate anything I do. Can you imagine I give her money for feeding weekly even though she is running a food business, she buys few food stuffs in the house which can stay almost two weeks without us eating them because we basically feed from food she cooks in her restaurant. I decided not to bother myself and just give her money to always ensure her business is moving and at least food will not be a problem for us.

One faithful day, I decided to check her phone because I observed a certain strange behavior about her and how she likes to off her phone at night or sometimes when I am around. I saw different chats with some two guys she claimed one was her ex boyfriend that just likes to check on her once in a while, and the other guy was someone I remember like coming to eat in her restaurant but she said they went to school together and he is working with a construction company doing a building project close to her restaurant. She also claimed that when they were in school he was asking her out even till they fished school but she preferred her ex boyfriend to him and when she had issues with her ex that was when I came into her life.

If the story she told me is true or not, I wasn't really bothered anymore because I know its normal for a woman you met at 26 years to have met other guys before you and obviously still has guys that don't respect people's marriage and still do anything to sleep with a married woman. But my paid now is because I feel so respected by many of the things she does and when I think of divorce, I only feel for my kids who will now have to grow up with another man or having to visit their mum and see her with another man.

Recently I have become so depressed that I have been thinking of suicide so that my kids will know their dad is no more rather than knowing that their dad is still alive but can only be with either daddy or mummy and not as a complete family. My depression is getting worse especially when I think about all I have done for her and the kids just to always make them happy but in return, she doest appreciate or even have any regard anymore for what is called "FAMILY"

Over 7 years now and at this point I really feel suicidal. Please I really need help because I make this big mistake.

Got it!

was just kidding though but you're not different from Google and other search engine sha

if you have malaria and go search for symptoms on Google, believe me the result will make you think you have HIV/AIDS or Corona Virus

my advice to people when they feel sick and need symptoms to diagnose themselves they should never try Using google or other search engine cuz it will complicate their problem

CalliDora1:
Lol .. was just trying to warn her and the public of that cream.

The Only one thing They are used for

"prepare for exam"

Aileexa1:
What exactly do they want them for?

epele awon Eyan Foreign music!

you go tey there. age go collect am from you small small. i do am pass you growing up then i realized Age and time is really everything. now Those Olden Baba agba musics are now dope to me (Ebenezer Obey, Ayinla omowura, Olatunji and the likes)

bborn0:
Not a fan of Nigerian music.

thats right!

jesusjnr2020:
Lol! Who doesn't know tears of joy?

My point is that for someone who has such a son-in-law who is likely to have a big compound filled with Rolls Royces and other luxurious cars, as was the trend with most well known Nigerian church leaders, a car gift shouldn't be a big deal.

Baba(jonanthan) dey disguise ni jawe we all know that

politicians hardly tell eachother the Truth

Afterall everyone of them na hypocrites

but we know jonathan is a good person sha undoubtedly

mike8804:
All na permutations....trust a Nigerian politician at your peril.

This shouldn't be an issue na

the way it is done

Husband Father drop 5names, Husband drop 5names

Wife Drop 5names
Then they select from each to Make total of 5names for the baby

chikena

Juliusmomoh:
Good day nairalander
.
What is your kind opinion to the above question ?...
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My anty and her husband have being having isuee concerning this since yesterday...
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She gave birth 7days ago, and according to there religion (christainity), tomorrow is the naming...
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Now two of them are having isuee now concerning the naming..
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The husband suggest the boy to be called: victor..
While the wife (my anty) suggest the boy to be called: freedom ...
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Now mothers and fathers in the house. WHO OUGHT TO NAME A CHILD ? .
Mother or father ? Abi both of them ?

Coro couple doing coro wedding

very soon they will give birth to coro babies

Wetin eyes no go see for corona Pandemic

officialsaw01:
A

haha! sorry brother! problem no dey finish

and about her breaking up, go to church for thankgiving, Cuz women are the least of world problem


Thank Your head for leaving you and letting you go! welcome to the Freemen gang!

vesselchino:
My girlfriend broke up with me just now ��
And you guys are here talking nonsense

Abi na!

MiQui:
Even white ladies want men that are good to do