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DJ Gunbe-Gunbe!

hehehehehe!

unclebros: Haba DJ Tibo or DJ Gunpa

funny!

unclebros: Haba DJ Tibo or DJ Gunpa

funny!

DJ Tee is a disgrace to the entertainment industry. He must be arrested promptly

The man has been turned to "GBEWUDANI" by his wife through diabolical methods

It was the comedian SEYI LAW who started this joke - but I think it has outlived its life span now

Daverytimes: 60,000 people have died in the Mexican drug war in the last 5 years but it doesn't make the list? 20,000 died in Nigeria in a span of a decade but that makes the list? fucking idiots.

if you read well, the article said AFRICAN COUNTRIES

bashy_demy: Lolz am a Muslim ooo but there is a church opposite my house and I just try to make something out of there prayer point ni jare

you are a bloody liar! this joke is all over bbm, all you did was copy and paste

Olamide - Olamide Adedeji
Bouqui - Bukola Folayan
Brymo - Ashimi Olawale

The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. (Proverbs 30:17 KJV)

well, the answer is simple - they want the viewers to see a physical manifestation of illness in the patient and the only way they can achieve that is through visual/audio representation by way of coughing

miteolu: This may be generational reward. The father mighty have done the same for his father. Likewise the child should wait while his own son / daughter reward her d same.

you are very silly! can you beat your dad?

That was a legitimate goal. England's performance has been shameful tonight. They are simply containing Italy

Tropilo: because his dad was not supposed to be sultan. After his dad was deposed and barnished he became heady, so Abacha showed him who's boss.

how did you know his dad was not supposed to be sultan? Abacha deposed Sultan Dasuki because he wasn't in support of his regime

you guys hating wizzy should realise that the guy has african insurance (charms) o! Remember his incantatory remark in one of his songs "monini monini, modeji modeji ti won ba ni kaa meni, ola lon maa mu"

ismhab: Gen. Abacha was afraid that he can toppled his government ,they way he toppled Buhari's government.

that's wrong! Abacha deposed his father (Sultan Dasuki) and was scared his son might retaliate

the difference is simple - spirit has to do with the supernatural. Spirit is controlled by GOD. Soul is controlled by MAN.
Ezekiel 18:20 - The soul than sinneth shall die. Notice it does not say the SPIRIT shall die because your spirit cannot die. Your spirit is what connects you to God so when you die, your spirit will continue to live

WHO SMART PASS? A married lady was going into an hotel with her boyfriend when she jam her husband coming out of that hotel with his girlfriend. On sighting the husband, the lady immediately said, "I don catch you today, thank God I brought a witness". The man looked at her then turned to his girlfriend and said, "Sister Mercy you see what I've told you. If we had left earlier we won't have caught her here"

Lateef Adegbite
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Lateef Adegbite
Born March 20, 1933 (age 79)
Nationality Nigerian
Occupation Secretary-General of the Nigerian Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs
Lateef Adegbite (b. 20 March 1933) is a lawyer who became Attorney General of the Western Region of Nigeria, and who later became Secretary-General of the Nigerian Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs.[1]
Contents [hide]
1 Birth and education
2 Later career
3 Muslim leader
4 References
5 Further reading
[edit]Birth and education

Abdu-Lateef Oladimeji Adegbite was born on 20 March 1933 into a strictly Moslem Egba family in Abeokuta, Ogun State. According to one account, he attended Methodist School, Abeokuta.[2] He says himself that he attended Arabic School, then entered St. Paul’s Primary School in Igbore, Abeokuta in 1942, when he was aged nine. Adegbite obtained a scholarship to attend King's College, Lagos, where he was co-founder and first National president of the Muslim Students' Society of Nigeria, graduating in 1956.[3]
In 1959 the Western Region Premier Chief Obafemi Awolowo awarded him a scholarship to travel to England to study for a Law degree under a plan drafted by Chief F.R.A. Williams. Adegbite attended the University of Southampton, graduating with a B.A. in Law in July 1962. He then studied at the College of Law for Solicitors, Lancaster Gate in London, and then at Gray's Inn (1963–1965).[3] Later he won a Commonwealth Scholarship for post-graduate studies in England.[1] He began his career teaching law at the University of Lagos, holding this position until retiring to go into private practice in September 1976.[3]
[edit]Later career

In 1971 Adegbite was appointed Commissioner for Local Governments and Chieftancy Matters in the old Western Region of Nigeria during the military administration of Brigadier Christopher Oluwole Rotimi. He was then appointed Commissioner for Justice and Attorney-General of the Western Region in 1973.[1] In October 1976 he founded the legal firm of Lateef Adegbite & Co as the Principal Partner, with main office in Lagos and a branch office in Abeokuta, specializing in Commercial and Corporate Law.[3] The Abeokuta office is in Ago-Oba.[4] He was one of the founders of the Abeokuta Social Club in 1972.[5]
Adegbite was president of the Nigeria Olympic Committee from 1972 to 1985.[2] He was Pro-Chancellor and Chairman of the Governing Council of the University of Maiduguri from 1984 to 1990. He became a member of the Executive Committee of the Lagos State Chamber of Commerce and Industry.[3] He became a Director of Industrial and General Insurance Plc.[6] Adegbite was appointed a Commander of the Order of the Niger (CON).[3] He holds the traditional titles of Seriki of Egbaland and Baba Adinni of Egba Muslims.[1] On 9 March 2011 President Goodluck Jonathan appointed him Chairman of a Presidential Committee on Public Awareness on Security and Civic Responsibilities.[7]
[edit]Muslim leader

At the constituent assembly in 1976, Adegbite argued in favor of introducing Islamic courts of appeal into the southern states of Nigeria, arguing that Muslims had the right to have their affairs judged according to Sharia law.[8] He has stated "Muslims have no other constitution and law apart from what Sharia had laid down. Sharia as a divine law supersedes all other civil and moral laws".[9] He was to support efforts by M.K.O. Abiola to introduce Sharia to the southern states in the early 1990s.[10] He reasserted this position in December 2002 during a period of heightened tension between Christians and Muslims.[11] Adegbite was chairman of the Ogun State Pilgrims Board and a member of the National Pilgrims Board.[2] When Ibrahim Dasuki became Sultan of Sokoto in 1988 and President-General of the Nigeria Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs (NSCIA), Adegbite was appointed Secretary-General of the council.[1] Under the leadership of Adegbite and Dasuki the NSCIA, which had been established in 1974, became much more active.[12]
In late 2002 and early 2003, Adegbite was engaged in a public dispute with the Nobel prize winning author Wole Soyinka, who accused Muslim leaders of inciting violence after rioting in Kaduna had led to many people being killed. The origin was opposition by Muslims to staging the Miss World beauty contest in Nigeria. The riots were triggered by what were taken to be blasphemous statements by a Christian newspaper reporter, Isioma Daniel, who wrote that if the Prophet had attended the event he might have picked one of the contestants as a wife.[13] Later the deputy governor of Zamfara State, Mamauda Aliyu Shinkafi, was reported to have said in a public speech that it might be lawful for a Muslim to shed the blood of Isioma Daniel. Adegbite immediately rejected this position, since the journalist was not Muslim and the newspaper had apologised publicly.[14]
Adegbite stated in an October 2003 newspaper article that "the US and their allies should be persuaded to accept that the prevailing international terror would reduce considerably if justice is entrenched in the Middle East. Give the Palestinians back their land, there will no longer [be] platforms for the Osama bin Ladens of this world to thrive. Without justice there can be no peace".[2] When UNESCO arranged a conference on inter-religious dialog in Abuja in December 2003, Adegbite was invited to speak on The role of religious leaders in conflict resolution.[15]

#IfMusicDidNotExist Pac & Biggie Wuld Prolly Be Alive

#IfMusicDidNotExist Dr sid, wud focus on his dr career

#IfMusicDidNotExist MI will have been auditioning for a part in snow white.

#IfMusicDidNotExist 9ice wuld av been a Yoruba Teacher."

#IfMusicDidNotExist Timaya would probably be selling Plantain chips

#IfMusicDidNotExist Labaja wud av bin an ordinary masquerade"

let's do this guys

shymmex: I don't know, but I've never taken any girl that asked me out seriously.. It's just the crazy world we were raised in..

But the funniest, and weirdest one that ever happened to me was a cute Naija chic at the train station who asked her Ghanaian friend to come ask for my number.. It was just awkward because I never believed the type of arrogant chics we breed in Naija could ever do that... But she showed her true colours the first, and only time I spoke to her on the phone - she went back into her naija girl mode, trying to act stush and difficult... I deleted her rubbish number from my phone, and told her to fvck off!

That's my man

I'm surprised this is making the front page as it has been dealt with several times and I remember writing a piece on it in one of my previous posts. This is the 21st century. It's only bush ladies who still possess this silly attitude that they have to wait for men to approach them. Like I wrote in an article sometimes ago, when a lady lacks self-confidence, she tries to hide under the toga of the famous saying "He will think I am cheap" . If you are not cheap, nobody can make you feel that way and if you know who you are, it won't matter what others think. If you like a man, you don't even have to tell him by words of your mouth. You can tell him through actions and if he is wise, he will get the message

thewarlord: personally i dont hate whizkid,i don't like him either!
i think it stems from the fact that he chose a musical career rather than a good qualitative education.
i believe he should seriously ask himself....where would i be in 10 yrs? will i still be relevant in contemporary music.
many of our so called music icons forget that a strong solid education is the bedrock to a successful life.
Lots of foreign musicians that we love,idolate and copy are actually graduates or have advanced levels of education(do you think the Dr in Dr Dre is for fun?).why cant we copy that side?
whizkid in my book would have ruled if he kept to his studies,albeit part time if possible,graduate and then focus on his career.When his music odyssey finally comes to an end(they all do)he would have something to build on.
finally the sex-tape(true or false?)was the final straw that broke the camels back. if it was him,a real shame...

this is silly! why would you hate somebody because he didn't finish his education? Are you trying to say you like him more than himself? what's the point of education without a job or without money? music is all about timing and the guy realised this is his time and he decided to seize the opportunity. it's not as if universities are closing down. He can always go back to school later on in life

they hate him, because he is successful, good looking and popular with the ladies - he has what they can only dream of

it's a rumour!

agbaya!

the solution can be mentioned in two words 'leave her!'

there will only be one reason why she is marrying him - eego, kudi, owo, money - these ladies will do anything for the love of money.

“Let the Redeemed of the Lord say so - Ps 107:2” With all surviving odds against him, Peng Shulin’s body was cut in half by a large transport truck in 1995, leaving his doctors shocked and amazed by his survival. Not only is it a miracle that he has lived to tell the tale, he’s now learning to walk again. Peng is thrilled with his device, and the opportunity it affords him to learn to walk again. Someone, praise God this morning if you have any reason to do so.

eshin (horse)

A Man travelled to Accra, Ghana on an official assignment, He checked into an hotel. There was a computer in his room, he decided to send a mail to his wife & mistakenly typed the wrong email address. Without realising, he sent the mail to a widow in Ozoro, Delta State, Nigeria who had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow checked her mail,
expecting condolence messages from friends & relatives. After reading d first message she fainted. Her Younger Sister quickly rushed into d room to find the widow on the floor. She saw on d computer screen:
To my loving wife, I have just been checked in. i know you are surprised to hear from me, they have computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. How are you and the children?. The place is really nice but i'm lonely here. In other not to be, i have made the necessary arrangements for your arrival tomorrow. Expecting you, my darling wife.
I can't wait to see you