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why do people still use EMPTY N ?

even the word "immediate" on the flyer says it all. How can employment be immediate when they are not the employers?

God bring him back home safetly

she ran a very good race and did it with a new national record - she might give us a medal

can someone explain this to me - bolt's record of 9:58 was set at the last olympics so how can they call his 9:62 as the new olympic record - if it's the new olympic record, then what was the former olympic record?

She's a look-alike no doubt

kq: i think she probably was scared because i dont understand how she can run sub 11 in all races up to the semifinal even starting out slow in the semifinal race and she ended up runing a 10.93 and she runs in the final and makes 11.01. Maybe she just tapped out.

You are on track bro. I think her loss was due to (a) stage fright - or how can one explain a situation where someone runs sub 11 secs twice and then runs 11.01 in th final (b) She burnt herself out by expending too much energy in the heats

why is she dressing like a pros.titute?

when will wizkid be verified? And how did Brymo make the list?

half-caste is used to describe animal breeds e.g dogs - mixed race, dual race, or mullato is more like it

if he's 36, i'm 12! 46 is more like it

i heard she doesn't drink garri

tunapawizzy: it is cease sir not seize

9ice one!

congrats

we are now in the 'n's almost our turn

i can't wait for nigeria to pass

AKPORS and GABRIEL were lost in the
Sahara Desert. They were
dying of hunger and thirst. While
wandering they arrived at an
oasis that looked like an Emirate
with a Mosque in the middle.
Akpors said to Gabriel "Let’s
pretend as if we are Muslims,
otherwise we will not get food
or water, Akpors said he is going
to call himself Mohammed" but
Gabriel refused to change his
name, he said "my name is Gabriel
and I will not pretend to be what
I am not."
When they got there, the Imam
of the Mosque received them
well and asked for their names.
Akpors said "my name is
Mohammed" and the other said
"my name is Gabriel". The Imam
turns to the helper of the
mosque and said please bring
food for Gabriel only. Then he
turned to the other and said
"well Mohammed I hope you are
aware that we are still in the
Month of Ramadan?”
Akpors just faint.

Presudent Obasanjo wanted to establish which of his security outfits was the most effective, so he decided to release a rabbit into a forest, and asked the SSS, the army and the police to go in and retrieve it.

The SSS. They went in all suited up, with dark glasses to wit. Spent 3 days and came out with nothing, but reported, "Mr. President, we interviewed every animal, plant and even insects, and established there is no such thing as a rabbit Sir. It is all a hoax to distract government and cause disaffection in the polity, Sir"

Next the Army. They went in and within 6 hours shot everything in site, and then razed down the forest, and reported back, "Mr. President, we have destroyed the rabbit, Sir"

Finally a 3rd rabbit was released to another forest, and the police was sent in. The next day, they came out with a huge hippopotamus, all bruised, with a black eye, swollen lips, 2 limbs broken, and bleeding all over, screaming, " I AM A RABBIT, I SWEAR TO GOD I AM A RABBIT! I TAKE GOD BEG YOU! I BE RABBIT!

Meanwhile the rabbit lives happily ever after!"

even those who have not seen the four walls of an airport are coming here to form

A guy scrolled thru his gf's phone & saw funny guys name saved in d contact list.....such as chima stingy, Cy small dick , ifeaayi long teeth, Musa big prick, Nelson body odour & he was having fun laughing at all d names he saw. He decided 2check out wot his own number had been saved as & when he dialed his line, wat he saw was Emeka MOUTH ODOUR..

WARRI BIBLE!!!
ENG: As it is written in the bible.
PIDGIN: As dem yan 4 bible!
ENG: Jesus entered the boat with his disciples!
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus come enta canoe wit im padi
dem!
ENG: As the boat was sailing, there was a great
storm!!!
PIDGIN: As d canoe dey go, na im yawa come gas!!!
ENG: The storm was so great that it was like a whirlwind!
PIDGIN: as d yawa dey, na im kasala come burst!!
ENG: The disciples became so afraid and they
shouted master master!
PIDGIN: Na im liva fail im padi dem, na im dem
begin dey hala bros eh! bros eh!!
ENG: Jesus got up and calmed down the wind!
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus rise up come arrange d yawa!
ENG: HE turned to his disciples and said, oh ye with little faith!
PIDGIN: Na so Jesus luk im padi dem,shake im head say UNA FALL MA HAND!
ENG: The disciples replied and said what manner of man is this?
PIDGIN: im padi dem come hala shoo!! bros J which kan levels na? U B WINSH....:O Enjoy your evening.

while i agree with the op, the major advantage which bb has over other phone is the speed at which you can send an sms - a text that would take you 3 minutes to send on an iphone will take only one minute if not less to send on a bb, thanks to the text-friendly keypad. Accessing emails on bb is also faster. On an Iphone, you will need to wait for several minutes for your emails to upload into your inbox, unlike the bb which uploads your emails instantly.

shymmex: Ghana surprised me, though..

Despite all the noise by Ghanaian trolls on NL, Accra didn't live up to the hype.

Amazing pictures, I need to travel around Africa..

i thought i was the only one who felt like this. Accra looked really ordinary. Kigali, Rwanda was suprisingly beautiful. Congo Brazzaville seemed to be the prettiest. I'm not too sure about the hotel and airport pictures though, All countries have airports and hotels so i don't see the big deal. Nice pictures though

Iyfe Namikaze: i thought trophies were supposed to be ketp at the club's trophy cabinet??

you are silly! there are personal trophies too, like MVP trophy or Golden Boot

rip - his full name is ombo gogo ombo

mine is gongo aso

the rise of apple is the death of microsoft